AMA

How much do you weigh

>continuing to fuck up
So, gore thread?

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That's one tit. The rule specifies tits. Plural. Get to it

150

This

I mean it’s not like you’re harming anyone. You do you

What's it feel like to have your nipples sucked?

Wht do you do this? And don't come with the vague shit of "I'm bored" or "got none else to do".

get your shit together m8

So how big is your dick

Stormcloaks or Imperials?

It doesn’t matter to me. Never fucked a micro tho so I can’t say

How old are you ?

I hate americans it should be: DD/MM/YY

It turns me on 100%

It’s entertaining

Imperials

how often on average do you shave your pussy?

24

Shup up fag, go back to your retarded discord server

03/21/95

Liberal or Conservative. Do you have any strong views?

Show us your fucking dick

Maybe like twice a month. Depends what I’m doing

You mean dick

Which is the better pet?
Cats or dogs

Retard

I’m a liberal. Some conservative views. I’m not much into politics

You can leave at any time
You won't be missed

Dubs have spoken. OP is a non passable trap.

I love cats. Dogs are also great too but if I had to choose I’d say cats

how long have you been on estrogen hormones?

Show us your shaved dick then

Do what Trump says and GTFO

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Trump, yes or no?

Chances of a pussy pic?

I hope both of you get throat cancer from being such dick sucking cunts

Could you please show us your butt
FOR SCIENCE

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Sharpie in pooper w/ timestamp.

Cats>Dogs
Good answer

would you ever get a nipple/pussy piercing?

Are you a dom or a sub ?

Thank god that I don't live in that wasteland of fat bitches like OP

You mean dick. There's no chance in hell this thing's post-op

What's the most interesting piece of media you've seen recently and what'd you like about it?

Fuck no

Trips of truth.

0% because it’s a man

Dubs

If I got a boob job.

Wanna be my feminist libtard sexpet rapeslut?

Satanic lies

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?

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Is Fallout: New Vegas the best First person/ Third person fallout game in the series yes or no?

Is any of you guys watching the "Hey Arnold" where he misses his parents on channel 181 on dish?

How long have you been on HRT?

pinkuchan?

All these thirsty faggots stroking it to what they hope is a girl while the tranny OP is stroking it to their desperation

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Show us your cock

Satanic truth

What do your parents think of you becoming a trap?

lets see more

nice meat curtains

So, I guess it's been about 2 weeks then ...

I’m a girl. Just inherited small boobs. I know all you faggots don’t have perfect bodies. Continue sucking those dicks

Fingers in cunt

>Tattoo. No necklace. Pussy looks like it owed someone money.
[ X ]

give us that full body shot pls

Small boobs are hot as fuck.

Sucking nipple

Answer the dubs, you craven slattern.

Fuck yourself with something for us,or give us a pic of you sucking on something.

What would you do if your SO asked you to shit on their chest?

whats the ideal penis length in your opinion?

Have you ever been professionally waxed? Is it as awkward as I guess it is?

Checked.

Couldn’t do it

Would you at least try?

do most of the girls you know shave, trim or have a bush?

No I haven’t. Seems like it’d be an awkward situation. Would like to try it tho

Fair enough.

They shave. A couple of them wax

Come over and I'll wax you in the privacy of my basement sex dungeon.

What does being fucked feel like?

Have you ever tasted yourself? Was it good or bad?

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how big?

Have you ever eaten pussy?

No I haven’t

How does that look like both a real and fake dick?

give us more tits or full body

I’ve tasted myself on my guys lips and tongue after he went down on me. Not bad.

How weird of a fetish would you put up with from an SO?

Maybe some day

>not sucking his dick after he's fucked you
Amateur hour.

I love weird fetishes. I draw the line at child porn and shit

>I draw the line at child porn and shit
>child porn and shit
>and
So just one or the other at a time is cool?

Where else have you put that?

what's the most fucked up / weird fetish you've taken part in?

Suckin a chocolate dick?

Yeah I’ve done that also

pick one: 9-inch thin cock, or 4-inch fat cock?

Caramel

Any interest?

Any female friends you'd like to experiment with?

Got daddy issues or any taboo fetish. (ageplay, roleplay, ect.)

>ITT: lotta dudes wanting to talk about cock.
Spread pussy and butthole, pls.

a coal burner

Into incest porn vids but wouldn’t attempt with my own fam.

What hobbies do you have?

u mad

I get that. same here.

I do love incest roleplay. Ever been derpy lil girl for someone? Dressin up in uniforms and shit?

Someone rolls quads I’ll show full body

I hope in a twist of fate your children want to fuck you.

rollin

posting nudes on Yea Forums like the thot that she is

Daddy/daughter? Brother/sister? Blood relations or step-siblings?

can you do a pussy tribute for me?

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You mean other than sucking monkey dicks?

No disgusted

Netflix, thrift shopping, roller blading

All of the above

>No disgusted
haha. Brown boys taking your crushes gets under your cucky skin

post your soles

>basic white bitch

Not having kids

monkeys have tails, dumbass

Simultaneously?

Ever had an abortion? If so, was it oddly arousing?

What are your hobbies other than sucking dick?

Sure why not

You should come over and scrub my toilet.

No I have not. Pro choice tho

OP mad?

my wife and my gf would disagree strongly with your lame assessment and would be equally disgusted that you suck monkey dicks.

I’m cool bro

What would you think of someone who got abortions as often as they could, because it turned them on?

At what stage in pregnancy do you feel like it's not okay?

Ever thought about roller derby?

>my wife and my gf
Your wife is okay with you having a girlfriend? Pretty disgusting, user.

Or have you not told her, because you're a piece of shit cheater?

lol

You have a confederate flag on the back of your 4 wheel drive?? I bet u voted for trump too

>my wife and my gf
LARP of the year

2nd trimester

>5 pics
>150 replies
b must be bored

>and would be equally disgusted that you suck monkey dicks.
I'm not OP, dumbass. It entertains me that you stuck around just to let your anger out, tho

I have actually. Not good enough for it yet tho

does your pussy smell? it looks like it would be smelly.

>2nd trimester
What makes that the cutoff point, in your opinion?

He's talking about his right and left. Only pussy he gets is when his cat sits on his face

my wifes bf is black lol

Only after I workout

Got any mental illness?

kek

>my wife and my gf
do you really think he thought you you op? lol he said you're a larping faggot. probably 50+ and single no kids

yikes ... how bad? description?

>claims to be pro-choice
>agrees with the pro-life position
honk honk

>do you really think he thought you you op?
Go to sleep...

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SUCK HIS DICK WITH YOUR ASSHOLE FATTY OR ELSE

I would like to know the answer to this.

post the bottoms of your feet, please OP

only defense is pointing out an obvious typo lol

...

Just seasonal depression
Lol

I'm not the person you were arguing with. I just literally didn't know what that meant, and it was confusing.

Spread dem cheeks, gril.

then you have really shitty comprehension skills

Bumb

please show us more tits

no, you you do. :^)

egg in pussy or trap boi
real Yea Forumsros know

egg in pussy
degrade yourself for the respect of user

That's a man, baby

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I love people who feel the need to say
>im not that guy you're talking shit to
>im just randomly replying
Lmao obviously you're that same faggot larper

Nah

What was the weirdest fetish you did?

Don’t feel like boiling an egg

if I dont see poop coming out of there in about 10 minutes im going to kms

Do it faggot

Holy fuck. Doc butchered that job. Ask for a refund

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No, I'm the guy arguing with that LARPer. Look at and realize you were responding to me, not the LARPer like I think you intended.

she still has 9 minutes retard

So don't boil it.

Which larper are you then?

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I'm the guy who was arguing with the racist idiot who was pretending to have a wife and gf.

does that thing poop or what

soles, OP

can you take another spread shot from a little further back? No hand/fingers on your pussy.

Honest opinion?

Is this a trap

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Prob not

would insert

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Feet

this

Are you actually a disgusting faggot and not really a girl....be honest

do it

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Racist? What's wrong with racists? You one of them mooncrickets?

nice pussy, would fuck, lick and adore.

weak troll

Nice dubs

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Can you show off more of your tiny tits?

I thought calling someone a racist was the troll tbh fuck me right

Dang. How tall are you?

5’7

post your kik

Ugh. Please have someone wax your bathing suit area shortly before doing another of these threads in the future.

thanks OP.

You should post on /soc/, they'd appreciate you over there. Nice feet. Can you post one pointing your toes so your soles scrunch?

u gay

Nice nails

>I thought calling someone a racist was the troll
only if you're a 19-year old edgelord

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Small tit girls take BBC the best

Suck a dick

>Morton's Toe

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>im going to you you and talk shit but atleast im not a racist
That's actually a fantastic argument lol

It's the unevenness of the coverage more than anything else. Who shave the majoral cleft area, but leaves the bikini line and taint?
Fucking savages, that's who.

if she posts her snap/kik at the end of the thread i will be livifd

It's cool dude, you're a pedo who prefers hairless. Everyone likes what they like.

you have a second screen?

And yet you focus on MY argument instead of making your own. Grand.

Why are you even here, arguing with people about racism, don't you have a wife and girlfriend to please, Casanova?

i would bite those long blacks hairs off your nips mlady

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fucking hot af, thanks.

Please make your on thread on /soc/. This one will die soon cuz of how fast Yea Forums is.

>24 year old woman's unkempt butthole
>"ur a pedo"
Brillant.

I dont even know why you're replying to me when I was talking shit to the larper that you were. Then you started talking about being a baby bitch offended by racism

Way to completely miss the point, dipshit.

Maybe she doesn't want her shit automagically archived.

Cup size?

But I'm not the LARPer, I called that guy out. I have a feeling that there's some confusion going on. I do call out racist idiots, but I don't think I am who you think I am. Times like this, I wish Yea Forums had ID's.

Love to see your asshole please

there are Yea Forums archives too...

If you mean Yea Forums's own archives, those go away after a bit anyway.

Spread your asshole for us OP.

Let’s see that gape

You jump to thinking about fucking kids awful quick for someone who accuses other people of pedophilia.
Attempted misdirection?

I'm not who you think I am either. But you're still that little baby bitch nigger muh racism hertz deep

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If racists can express their opinion on here, non-racists can too. The freedom of Yea Forums goes both ways, you angry little person.

Didnt say you couldn't. I just said you were a baby bitch.
>this place is so racist but I literally cant stop coming here

why are your tits so small

>this place is so racist but I literally cant stop coming here
It's not that racist. Also, "can't stop coming here" is a strong assumption. I frequent other boards a lot more than Yea Forums.

Stay mad, edgelord. One day you won't be a teen anymore, and everything will click.

OP, what does your pussy taste like rn?

More soles

seconding this

Can you do a vocaroo saying “it’s a gundam!” ?

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I wish I knew dude

I'm guessing you came from soc, probably the one asking op to post on soc. Not being affected by the nature of B makes me an edgelord, got it. Still dont know why you started replying to be but I'm the mad one I suppose. This isnt your safespace

Boiling the egg is cheating. I didn't say boiled egg in pussy I said egg in pussy.

Also, don't upload high res photos from a potato camera. Go into your settings and change the resolution it will make your pictures look better

Or just take pictures of something other than yourself, that would also be a massive improvement

Clean pussy

Can you spread nice and wide in a way that shows your clit - Hood pulled back, hole showing?

>Still dont know why you started replying to be
Go to sleep, user.

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Not enough semen in your body.

>slap her around
woah

>This isnt your safespace
It's not yours either. Stay mad.

stinky

>i give up because i cant argue your true points
If only you would have saved yourself some time earlier

OP, what did you think about the last time you masturbated?

Do you get your ass eaten, OP?

I do, love it

What true points? All you did was call me a baby bitch because I pointed out a stupid racist rant that nobody cared about or wanted lol.

If OP sucking brown dicks gets you mad.....user....idk what to tell you, lol.

What's the freakiest thing you've ever done, sexually?

Also, ever do foot stuff?

I make myself cum

Thought about a guy

3 some

Would you be willing to show off your armpits?

had sex in an uber

MMF or MFF?

What did the driver say?

Write "Why you peepee" anywhere on yourself

Jesus.

Shave you’re asshole you stinking clunge

So you read my posts not even 5 minutes ago but forgot them already. Best part was you green letter them and use what you can from it to not sound retarded, then say
>what post?
The state of soc fags lmao

I feel sorry for the driver, unless it was with the driver. I hope you tipped well.

Sexy very beautiful and u have a perfect body js

Perhaps, armpits actually gross me out

If what I greentexted is what you call an argument....YIKES

Any tributes?

post your feet in flip-flops, OP

OP give me a good look at your wide-spread pussy.

Also, which is better: orgasm, or the feeling of having a dude you’re really into nut inside of you?

he said mario get lugiig

Would lick this is so beautiful

when was the last time you shaved?

How old are you? May I impregnate you?

Oh, only asking because it's my fetish and it's visually appealing to me plus you look like you have beautiful smooth armpits

You looks wet now

The nut inside me. Really a kink of mine is being came in

I also didnt say that lol. I said that's what your small brain decided to green text to try to save face while ignoring everything else lmao

This

Nothing gets my dick hard like seeing a pink pussy really spread open

small boobs are best boobs, cowtits are just gross and i feel bad for the poor girl's back too when she gets older.

Keep changing your story, user. Nothing you've said has been a convincing argument, and you saying this doesn't automatically negate my points.

An idiot starting ranting and raving about being a brown cock. If you can't see why that's stupid, then you're in the same boat.

sickeningly subhuman tbh fam

jelly

That's so romantic user

You should REALLY come over and scrub my toilet.

I try to be a good pet owner.

I never replied to that pic. But if want to keep cherrypicking replies of what I replied to your dumb shit to try to rationalize your autism, that's fine too

Why u impersonating me?

>calling out some idiot for squealing about monkeycocks when he sees a girl suck a brown guy off is autistic

I think the guy squealing is autistic, user.

The best thing about pet rapesluts, is you can share them. No need to pretend you came up with the idea.

Where you guys from?

Trying to be someone else isnt going to work for you. You have had an exit strategy since you started this argument lol. You literally cant argue anything, now resorting to samefagging lol

Northeast US. NJ/NY/PA

>that's totes not me
>just thought id step in at this particular reply

Fuck this board for not having ID's.

Anyway, I'm not samefagging, but believe what you want. I just called out the racist idiot for squealing about OP sucking brown dick. That's all.

aw gosh darnit cry your way back to soc for some dikky pics samefag. dont need ids to see it

For the record, I know u guys are arguing over the dick I was sucking, he’s not black.

who am I samefagging as? That doesn't even make any sense. Is this one of your famous foolproof arguments, user?

It shouldn't matter what color dick you suck, that's your prerogative, and anyone who gets angry over who you choose to be with is a frustrated cuck.

oh samefagging, as in replying in the third person pretending you arent the one who replied. love to see what you chop out of this to green letter some more dumb shit reply

1010011010#5453

Do you say Crayon, crown, or crayn?

lol braindead replying to larpers. that's not op

I've not replied to myself in this entire thread. I know what samefagging is, and I haven't done it. That's a cheap tactic to discredit me.

Trust me user, I might disagree with you and think you're a faggot, but I'm not going to use cheap tactics to try and get my win. I believe in the points I've made, and I am relying on those, not samefagging.

Classy but I wouldnt throw that option out yet. Your brain isnt doing much work for "you"

Believe what you want. This thread's gonna be dead soon.

See you back on soc where you belong beggar

Are you? Are you going to go on /soc/ just to see little old me? Thanks

Yes. I imagine you already have 10 tabs open already begging. Lets make it 20

Let's make it 100, since you're so good at ridiculous accusations.