Hey Yea Forums I'm going to Canadian Army Training for 4 months in less than 2 weeks, any advice?

Are you serious, I want real advice from people who've actually experienced the CAF, not some fucking game you play at your parents house

Alright, here's your advice: don't get shot.

K

Also breathe

Join a real military like the USA

I'm a canadian cititzen tho

Heard I can apply and serve for the US military after accomplishing CAF training and I'll be granted dual citizenship, so that could be a possibility

Nothing but retards, homosexuals, rapists, and special forces novelists in that armed forces

so would you call them "special forces"

Had to google search "TIL"

in the CAF, reserve though. My two c.
>drink water.
>if sleepy, get up, go to the back.
>make friends. they'll have your back.
>don't be the buddyfucker. you won't make friends. see last point.
>Basic training is all a game. understand it and play it.
>it's all in the head. even if it hurts, even if you wanna stop, it's all in your head.
>disregard last point if it's a real, actual injury. don't break your body for the army, it ain't worth it. don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

what trade?

This Americuck here
>kek
Takes one to know one

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Good points,
Radio Communications (ACISS)

kys

yeah, work with a sense of urgency :)

wbu?

I was in the army reserves when i was in my early 20's. 33rd service batallion. We still did basic and all that. Went away every summer to ontario, made good money doing it and had a lot of fun.

its just an exercise regime and psychology to make you submissive.

To prepare for the psychology of being in the armed forces...you are submitting to the state and saying, you can have my body and mind.

That is the psychological state they want to give you in training.

Now this may seem like a joke but its not, the best thing you can do to prepare is get a vibrator, anal beads or something, get down on your hands and knees and put it in and say "yes sir, yes sir"

Then do 100 pushups with the butt toy.

Do that for the next 2 weeks every second day too prepare yourself.

Not saying there is gay sex in the army, its just on a mammalian level the best thing to do for the psycological state, being a male and having something in your butt, is..submissive and you are about to submit..boy.

>ACISS
mah boi!
In that case, here's some more tips and tricks from an ACISS Cpl (34 Regt Trans) (QC).
for your DP1 (Trade course)
>half the course is theory, understand it and apply it. you won't have problem.
>the other half is antenna and detachment deployment. hope you have a lot of endurance.
> has a great point.
>fuck the cam net.
>fuck the cam net.
>FUCK THE CAM NET.

Its Canadian, can't be that tough. Don't be a bitch

You may want to practice with increasingly large butt plugs before you end up "training" with all the other Canadian faggots

Great to hear, I took a lot of networking/communications courses in Uni so use to the process

My endurance isn't the best, but I'll def better it during training

cam net? so terrain mapping and aerial image processing? or camouflage nets?

lol doubt this is him but still funny

Smoke weed every day
-Tupac

Training for what? Canada doesn't do anything..

the latter.

more so, the course's mostly about radios.
anyways, mine was.

forgot to add to this but if you can, try to go for the IT specialization, it's spec pay so you basically get paid one more rank. (cpl is roughly sgt)

>real military
>got their asses kicked around by a bunch of bushido fanatics with swords and improvised explosive traps
>got their asses whooped by a bunch of rice farmers with AKs and pickup trucks while blasting "it ain't me!"

I have a question, did you have to fill out your references in order to join? I have to put 4 or 5? references that I knew for a few years, but I don't know anyone.

>Having to train up north, in some of the harshest >terrain on the planet
>lol can't be that tough

In basic, just listen to what they say and just do it.
Don't moan or even entertain a negative attitude, it just makes it harder.
Don't take the verbal abuse personally, they are trying to make you a good soldier and motivate you to do so, just remember that.
Count down the days and try your best, it will be over before you know it.

I joined the Royal Marines in 1990, it was 34 weeks for basic training back then and then specialist jungle/arctic/desert training straight afterwards, I did arctic, it was another 18 weeks.
If I can stick that lot out, as long as you're well motivated you'll skip through it.

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Canada is not a shit hole America’s army is obese and slow

Yer a wizard, Harry
- Jean-Luc Picard

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Didn't know Canada had an army

>tfw US Special Forces are literally panicking about not being able to pick and choose because everyone either has/is
>too fat
>fails tape test
>has problems running a mile under a certain amount of speed
>bad eyesight
>smoking weed (imo, which is stupid since there are plenty of experienced veterans well capable of filling in the slots, but can't due to this shit reason)

No one says their drill instructor in Canada. It's your Section Commander. Or your Section 2IC. Or the fucking Marching NCO. But not your fucking drill instructor.

I've written everything you said down, thanks again

Inspection sucks. Just do everything they tell you. It will never be all that bad. I got the worst shit in inspection and I still didn't get in anything serious and it never affected my career. But I thought it was the worst shit ever at the time.

Agreed on all points.

Yes, of course I did, and 4-5 should be enough

...

This.

I couldn't agree more, did you see action?

Just pretend like you're in a weeaboo fanfic about becoming the best ***insert stupid concept*** ever and there's 5 hot!!1! girls including a catgirl making you a waifu harem.

You'll do fine if you can do that, son.

Sir, yes, sir!

Kosovo, Iraq x 2 and Afghan x 3.
I'm lucky those Tali-ho's can't shoot for shit.

How many you kill?

>starting a thread with inb4

It's not polite to ask a gentleman about a lady and it is not polite to ask a soldier about his tally.

More than 10?

Yep.

Ah, wishful thinking. I was in an 18-X class of 130 that included a nuclear engineering major, a doctor of theoretical physics, a track star who I saw bust a 12 mile ruck under 60 lbs in under an HR and 45 min, and all of us could run 2 miles in under 13:00.

129 of us failed out.

They're not hurting.

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Have fun! Army is fucking awesome. Just remember; every thing is done for a reason. Even if you dont yet understand why, you will eventually.

I am reg force infantry. Training (BMQ) is only 8 weeks you cuck. STOLEN VALOUR