Have any of you actually gotten laid on here, and how did you do it? I'm just looking for a casual hook-up...

I have better luck on Bumble and POF. Definitely smashing on the reg. You have to mislead some chicks into thinking you want a relationship too and then manufacture some issue as to why you can't continue to see them.

Nah they’re not fake accounts, the fake accounts are the ones asking to add them on Instagram so they can send you some shit links

>idk whats wrong with me

i do. you are retarded.

maybe, but they all got that same stupid autistic look on their faces. meh just not my type of woman, i hate clones as they just look so fucking fake. id rather fuck a 4/10 than those things. legit.

You don’t even have to do that, that’s just shitty tbh, that’s how you get eggs or sugar in your tank lol some of these tinder girls are scary

Absolutely the best

this

Pretend like it’s a joke and you don’t give a shit. Less is more for your bio and messages. Expand the search radius, especially if there’s a bigger city nearby. Be direct after a few messages and swipe at anything remotely fuckable. Share wins with your Yea Forumsros

Nah, he based.
Sex outside of marriage is degenerate, user, and it is good to be celibate until you find a good, family oriented, pure woman to marry and build a home with.

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For some that's true. But there are a lot on there with some serious mental issues. Which is why they're on these sites. Every dude that actually knows them knows to stay far away. They will get super attached after 2 dates and start talking about marriage. I use OkCupid for my sugar mommas in other countries. Have a chick in Singapore that sends me $200/week.

Cool, same. I'm attractive, fit, smart. But once I see how depraved womankind can be - it's a complete turnoff. I like everything up until sex - then I can't perform. But once I have sex, any attraction vanishes. To be realistic its likely a combination of my shitty Christian upbringing and my deep seated porn addiction.

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if it's one thing tinder has taught me it's that i am way more attractive in person.

i get almost no matches, and the few matches i get are with 4/10s, meanwhile in person I've been with solid 8s and 9s. It's really weird. Maybe I just suck at taking pics.

I can’t figure out a good bio. I don’t really have any interesting hobbies or anything. How do I stand out? I’m decent looking so would no bio work?

i filled out my bio with all 400 words.

No there’s just waaaay hotter guys on tinder at the swipe of a finger

>Tinder marketing team

Sounds like you view women like they're above sex, and when you find out they're just like you it disgusts you. You don't find them disgusting, you find yourself disgusting.

pictures are everything for this zoomer generation. you can be ugly as fuck but if you take the right pic in the right condition and angles you will easily look 9/10. thats what most of these women do aswell.

but it doesnt matter because once you meet and you go from a 8/10 down to a 5/10 you are both already stuck on a date, so mind aswell fuck.

You have to game the algorithm. There are so many more men on there than women. So, a lot of the women aren't even seeing you. Swipe right to literally every girl on there. You will get a ton of matches with some horrendous looking chicks but you will get more exposure and will get seen/matched by cuties. Oh and doctor your pics a bit if you have to. If you're more attractive in person this is ok. But if you're butt ugly this is a bad idea.

That's a good way to be seen as a bot by the algorithm

It has worked for me better than being selective, I've found. The only issue is you have to play the long game that way. You run out of likes fast. So, it takes a week before you start seeing real results.

>ruin society by spreading promiscuity
>destroy women's ability to pair bond by trying to fuck whichever one is available
>later on, complain that women are all whores
Never change, btards

I fucked a girl a wheelchair I found on tinder

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Just playing the hand we were dealt, user. Want to make significant change? Elect a Hitler and install the 4th Reich. Short of that, the niggerification of our society guarantees this behavior.

And by real results you mean passable ones?

youtube.com/watch?v=XRj8ZxnzWGo

I was under the impression that all of our profiles are in a queue, regardless of your swiping you're forced to just wait your turn. I just wait for the notification that I've been liked before I even swipe.

Green text?

Good enough to be seen in the grocery store with but not good enough to date long term

I thought so too... I don't have any hard science on this besides my own experience. But I got fed up one day and just rage quit into swiping right on every profile till I was out of likes. All of the sudden I had more matches then I ever had before and got more attention then I had ever before. Most are ugly as shit, but definitely get some cuties regularly

bumble ftw

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its also has extreme pay 2 win mechanics. those that buy rewinds and buy to get "boosted" will get a shit ton of matches.

>on tinder
>matched with cute girl
>message me first
>qt 3.14
> ask to go out
>says yes is super interested in me
> mfw that was to easy
> wheelchair. Png
> take her out
>mfw I really like her
>sent me nudes with out asking for them
> tell her I like her and want a relationship not a quick fuck
> freak out on me
> said I was calling her a whore for not wanting to just fuck her
> couple months later she hit me up cuz she was lonely
> sex .jpg
That's the story

you told us alot of useless fucking information. we just want to know how you fucked a wheelchair cripple and was it even good.

I remember chatting with this chick from tinder, she was a thick white girl w a cute face, nice girl too. Anyways she picked me up one day and we were chatting about race for some reason and she hit me w the black lives matter bs and asked if I wanted to go protest w her in downtown LA, my dick went soft so fast.
It didn't stop there tho I remember she kept bugging me so I had this plan to just smash and dash, she came over to my homies house who lived in the projects. Man, her reaction to the place was priceless. She literally got on her phone and said, "oh, okay mom, I'll be right there" . She apologized and said she had to leave and the last thing I told her was thanks for the food.
The moral of the story op, is do the opposite of what I did to get laid, be a simp, agree w everything she stands for no matter how stupid it is.

Pussy was week but she was a freak she hand cuffed me and would dominate me

>left because he lived in the hood
I live on a particularly bad side of town, but it's all I can afford right now. Am I fucked?

it has turned into more of a dating app it sucks now.
I never used it, my brother did
He fucked some blonde chick that was 37 he was 24. he said she was really bad at sex, he just did what he wanted she laid there like a dead fish when he came he shot all over her face and got dressed and left while she was still cleanign the jizz off.
she tried contacting him but he neevr went bac k

basest user out here. That's actually me too

Is Tinder a good place to lose my virginity? I've failed for years in real life.

Or maybe you're gay, have you ever tried a dick before?

If your dick game is on point then it doesn't matter tbh.

Better than whatever you’ve been doing till now

This. Couldn't hurt to try.

Yeah. Most girls are looking for gf but I’ve met a few who wanted something casual.

Swipe right on every girl and talk to anyone you match. Be cool. Ask them out and see what happens. It’s easy

>How the fuck am I supposed to ask a random stranger to have sex with me and then never talk to her again?
i talked to a girl, asked her ut, we drank a beer, then kiss each other all night, next week i told her i dreamt about fucking her and she told me something like "you gotta describe me that dream user" i said "better to perform it for you", then we decided to go to fuck to a motel and thats it, pretty cheap hookup but hey, whatever works... y fucked her twice, then stop texting her.

Yea I have. I'm a moderate 6/10 so I'm able to pull 6/10s and chubby girls as long as I flash my money and don't act like a bitch. Once I just invited a girl for coffee then I simply asked if she wanted to fuck in her car in the parking garage. She was chill so she said yea and we fucked. It was a bit stupid because it was daylight and I had to keep watching around to make sure nobody was near us. Kinda had to cut it short because we were both scared to fucking get a ticket, but sex is sex. Finished with a nice bj.

Then we had a convo about how she was raped. And made plans to go this haunted abandoned hotel. It was pretty interesting.

Many times yes

currently slamming a thiCC asian girl for the past two months
have 3 more on the side looking for dick daily too but I keep it to one at a time

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this works well too

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dont want to derail thread but do you have any more pics/nudes of that chick ?

no
it turns out she was 17 which is legal but not legal for what you are asking

I figured it out when I asked if she wanted to go get drinks.. lol

Girl from bumble asked for a dick pic like straigh away but before I respeonded she sent me this lol

>mfw it actually was her pussy she sent

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POF is where it's at

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lol hot either way, well done user.

Many,many times. My in was always older women. From 45 on up the attention of a relatively attractive 20 year old really gets them going. One lady i worked with complained about her back hurting. I gave her a short backrub at work and she came to my place after, to get a longer one. A couple glasses of cheap wine later i was naked, she was naked and oiled up, and i was rubbing the hell out of her back with a rock hard cock rubbing in her butt crack. That turned into a front rub with my cock rubbing her clit, accidentally, and her begging me to fuck her. I drained my balls into her pussy, get hard again and drain them again. She knew tricks to get me hard again, and how to dampen things if i was going too fast. After that night we just went to whoever's place and did it all over again. My dick grew an inch fucking her, i still don't know why we ended it. Anyway, another was my landlord's wife. She was painting the ceiling in my kitchen and almost fell off the ladder. I caught her and eased her to the ground. She held on to me. I pulled her in to hold her, she kissed me. Clothes disappeared and we were fucking. For a 70 year old she was pretty lively. She wanted to be fucked over and over, she hadn't had sex in years. I almost injured her in the process, caused some chafing. The next day she was there she just dropped her clothes, i obliged. She got into watching porn and asked me to do some pretty freaky shit to her. She still drops by on occasion.

Balls deep bro!

>>feel a deep disgust towards them and towards womankind

right in the feels

I’ll take “things that never happened” for 200.

70? Thas nassy. U nassy

>Cool, same. I'm attractive, fit, smart. But once I see how depraved womankind can be

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have sex

yeah she was pretty amazing tbh
we only fucked twice in one night but she was great at riding dick

she was fresh out of a long term relationship and really enjoy the passionate dicking I was giving her

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Oh, yeah! Plenty of one night stands, even a few short-lived relationships. It's all about presentation and how you market yourself. You don't even have to be "hot." If you have a decent life planned ahead, and you have interests in the arts, like music, literature, etc. you'll have no problem. Just be halfway interesting!

Fun night, that led to a fuck buddy situation for months.

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>letting yourself get dominated by a literal cripple
kek

>i'm chilling with friends
>where are your friends?

careful, dear user. it's illegal to fuck retards in most places.

It's because you are craving emotional closeness black user, and these women want you for sex, so there's a conflict of interests. Tinder is not the place to look for women to have emotional closeness, sure you can find one that wants that as well, but it's unlikely. Try to talk to women irl and make it very clear what your intentions and needs are

>getting laid on tindr
if you aren't 10/10 AND have 10k + insta because you're that photogenic you aren't getting fuckall except the chubby chicks with the tiny tits and flat asses. you're seriously better off getting really fucking high and going to a bar

"Want to have sex with me and then never talk to me again?"

Y: do the sex
N: next girl

Ive gotten to fyck around 12 girls from there and 2 of them where serious relationships because it was previously stated in the profile so you kinda know whos onto what. Its my go to place for when i dont have a steady gf or fwb.

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I met my actual gf on Tinder bro is not that hard

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Don’t know why it is upside down tho