I know suicide is a meme on Yea Forums but I come asking for painless methods or least painful ones. I am not at the point of killing myself yet but I can see down the road that it can be a very real path I would take.
Id rather not wait till I get to that point to decide as I may just haphazardly choose a method that is much more painful than I realize.
I have thought about jumping off the parking garage at my job and landing on my head to kill me but 1. Is there a way of me surviving it somehow? 2. I have read repeatedly that once you make the jump people regret it and I dont want my last moment to be utter fear before I hit the ground.
Another method was carbon monoxide poisoning via car exhaust. But for that I read that it can be very painful and unsuccessful. If unsuccessful then I could end up a vegetable or just all fucked up.
A gun is the ideal method since its the quickest and most successful but I dont own one and if I did go through the process of getting one my family would be suspicious and the last thing I need is them trying to stop me.
So with all that said any methods that you guys can suggest?
I know Im a worthless pussy for taking the easy way out but I dont really care at this point.
In time but until then I will wait till I choose a method
Nolan Morgan
Just don't do it If there was time between the pull of the trigger and your death you'd be just as terrified as if you jumped from a roof
Jacob Wilson
It's surely more selfish to want someone to live in pain than to end it on their own terms. People tend to only turn to suicide when their average pain of living is more than their ability to put up with pain, for too long.
Who cares if it's fucking scary, living another 50 years like this is fucking scary bud, and I'm not even OP
Captcha was bridges, i'll let google decide for me lul only 2 months left
Lincoln Taylor
Thats true. Still dosent really put out the desire for suicide. I guess I will have to somehow dull my senses to try and mitigate or nullify the fear. Like drinking before doing it. That leaves a chance for error though so maybe using some sort of drug that wont inhibit me to the point of messing up and becoming a vegetable for life.
Matthew Hall
why 2 months?
Charles Wood
get shitfaced and take a nap on a train track
Jaxon Jones
It'd be selfish if my wish was for you to live in agony But in reality I would like you to live to see your own life improve
Caleb Smith
How long it'll take me to get my shit sorted before I check out. The last week or two i'm going to give half of my shit to childrens charities, do copious amounts of drugs and drink, and then be on my merry way.
Alexander Martin
Funny enough that seems like an idea. Maybe not the best but like I mentioned in I dont want a chance to mess up and being drunk leaves that avenue more open than I might like. Also I think the train approaching might still wake you up?
Joshua Morris
If you want a painless method you arent ready to die. But if you really think you do just shoot yourself
Nathan Lewis
Consider that my life is mine, and I experience my existence whereas others around me simply observe it.
You could improve my surroundings, sure, I could be a millionaire and still want to die, some situations in life are simply the way they are, i'll never be comfortable in my own head or body, it'd just be better to not be.
Nathaniel Foster
When I was on a trip to Ontario I heard a story about a guy who went to the shore of a lake he used to fish at strapped a lot of stolen dynamite around his belt, lit a smoke, fished it and lit the fuse on the dynamite. Also don’t do it man suicides never the answer
Ian Hughes
Tie a noose to your neck. Attach it to a strong tree make sure you have a long rope. Stick your head out of your car window and slam the gas until the rope reaches the end.
Ryder Gray
Or you could overdose on xanax. Ive done that and its pretty peaceful. You dont even remember that youre killing yourself. Take more than 10 mg tho i took like 9 and i didnt die
Bentley Davis
heroin overdose. as your breathing slows, you realize you're dying but the massive influx of dopamine makes you give zero shits. then you kinda just blackout & die. bonus points if lack of oxygen causes hallucinations
Lucas Rivera
This is what i felt when i overdosed on xanax
Jace Stewart
If only I could get some dynamite how much would you need for that? how much doesthat even cost Idk anything about heroin That sounds like an ideal method actually. If it does what you say it does then I may opt for that method.
Kayden Cox
it depends, if u live near a bigger city, heroin's usually cheapest. depending on your build, it could take anywhere from $5-50 to get enough to overdose to the point of dying (assuming your tolerance is non-existent at that point.) best place to find it would be asking homeless or if you know a weed dealer just ask them if they know someone with harder shit
Connor Sullivan
This, most painless way to go out.
Angel Roberts
no, why would you ever suggest that to him you fucking braincell? why fuck up the life of a train operator when there's plenty of better ways?
a 12 year old girl hung herself successfully, and u, a fully grown adult, have to come here to ask?
pathetic.
Luis Phillips
Neck yourself, that's what I'm gonna do Trees are a meme, do it at home by a handle. You only have to wait some 5 minutes to pass out, in 15 ur done no matter what
