My piss bath is finally complete :)
52 days without washing but it was so worth it :D !
My piss bath is finally complete :)
52 days without washing but it was so worth it :D !
Well have fun op. Im sure you'll smell better after it. Also pics with timestamp or you know it didnt happen and all
why don't you make piss icecubes so you can scatter them freshen your home with the smell all day long?
you could probably sell your gamer boy bath water
Here you go UwU.
I hope this is real and I hope it slides.
Sage.
describe the smell in three words
Yes please do this OP
Please let this be real. Yea Forums needs a fucked up post like this.
Drink some
Smells like piss.
lemonade
(OP here)
Wonderful, pure, intensive (◠ω◠)
This is what happens when mommy doesn't buy me piss jugs
somebody figure out what's on the other side of the page
Me funny, me play joke I took your pee-pee and put in your coke.
I refuse to believe a human is capable of such degenarate behavior, but I know they easily are.
I'm more disturbed that your balls could do that in 52 days, has to be fake
Please just be yellow dye OP
Why?
OP take a pic of you taking a bath in it. It would make our day
fake as piss
Yes, because piss comes from the balls.
Give us a brown battleship
(OP here)
"Beej's Guide to Network Programming" i printed it ;D
What....
Go for a swim. It's warm.
no user, the balls give us mayo, the kidneys are the ones that create piss
>pee comes from your balls
Kek
of course it does, we've known that for years
Charming.
So good... \(^○^)人>
fuck, wrong one
this one is for you nigga
mmm cloudy...
I refuse to believe that someone is capable of such disgusting, this has to be some juice or something
bet its chicken broth
i like putting food coloring in my bathwater too op
Squishy toes.
I bet it's just food dye or something....please let it be food dye
How do we know it's not lemonade?
sure its fake but the idea disturbs me
>I refuse to believe that someone is capable of such disgusting, this has to be some juice or something
You really have know idea do you.
(OP here)
I actually used piss jugs, but straight to the bath is more environment friendly (∪ ◡ ∪)
wew
Good lord man
It's nice warm lemonade from OPs balls.
Delphine?
Vid of you peeing in it to prove it's true
It’s waaaay too cloudy guys
holy shit this is real
I've never hoped someone would be wiped off the face of the earth for being so disgusting, but now I do.
if only you knew how bad things really are
this
That's not where pee comes from.
that
you have to go back
these
these
For what reason OP? Is this your fetish or something?
Whoa we're in sync
People are complicated.
Be careful you might slip and fall all the way in. Now we wouldn't want that. Or......
where did you shower for all those days?
Do you Want to know that people can do worse?
If so, click on the video
As long s it dosen't harm anyone it's ok. As questionable as it may be. Don't be like that, plebbitor.
no, we're NSYNC.
this is so much worse than the bathtub
A fetish
how deep is it?
dip some amount of pH indicating paper in there, op, you won't.
Not watching that all the way through.
Well shiiiiit
underrated
Put me in the Screen Cap
(OP here)
Well I have a bucket, but most of the time i just sat in the pee to freshen myself and wipe with moisty towel.
I don't have to shower much i only go out once a week to local market.
this. post 52 day progress picks or it didnt happen user
(OP here)
I don't know but bathtub holds about 90 litres.
Poor lemmiwinks
I always thought it was a Gerbil, not some flaccid ratw
(OP here)
Dortmund, Germany.
Cease this degeneracy profligate
Surely piss would have separated in the time it took to fill the tub. There would be a cloudy brownish mess at the bottom if this were truly piss.
Screw you OP, fill a tub with weewee or don't, but don't come here making shit up.
(OP here)
Wrong reply xD I'm in Dortmund, Germany.
piss isnt that color
Andddddd there it is
thats gotta be cold af savin it for that long
Cold stinky piss.DAMN!!!
If this is real, you get the 'golden' Yea Forums award in the NASTY catagory.
Put me in tha SCREENCAP
(OP here)
I add a bit of boiled water and leave for a bit.
It mixes really nice.
Warum musst du uns so einen schlechten Ruf geben?
...now drink it
Unless doubled the volume with boiling water, the temp isnt going to change much.
Also if your piss is neon yellow after diluting it with hot water, i feel bad for your kidneys.
Why though? Why do this thing?
Make poop in tub.
(OP here)
It's just a wild fantasy that finally made real :)))
I don't have it and shops are closed.
Pleasure, I guess
THIS
Except after 52 days the urine would be a dark amber color, leave solid residue buildup on the edges of the tub, and be much more clear due to sedimentation.
There's more, but you get the idea.
Fake and gay.
awww so cute
he has a wittle tail OwO
Because he didn't pray the gay away hard enough.
WHY??
Putting a rat in your butt feels good?
This
Dude put dye in a normal tub of water. Even fresh piss isn't this bright of a color.
No it hurts, doesn't stop this guy though.
Warum sollte das schlecht sein?
It's cause it's taboo.
Of course you're white
I'm truly at a loss for words
why?
all he did was dye some water
Bei Gott es gibt keine politische Partei im Reichstag die dich derart behandeln würde wie du es verdienst.
>I'm truly at a loss for words
mailbox
>You tried
wo sonst
degenerierter ruhrpott untermensch
For some people, like this other dude that likes thing in his urethra
This.
Thank you so much please go into it and post vid or pic do you have kik
LOL!
I'm really into high heels, but that's a bit far for me.
Prolly right, but I want you to be wrong. I need it to be real. For Yea Forums
came here to say this but thanks to you it's no longer necessary. thank you mate
It's not; real pee would be much darker after being out that long.
Standard tubs are like 15-19 inches deep. Just redid my bathroom
Ah, I see you are a man of culture.
Fucking wife found my piss jug collection in the garage and disposed of them. 4 years of collecting down the drain. Bitch.
BUMP
I’m intrigued, were you saving it for something?
mental illness
>Jumping from IPv4 to IPv6
Do NOT put me in the screencap, assholes
that is not piss..
That is heaven
UwU
Fuck you the piss will end up cloudy and by 50 days the smell like be so fucked it choke you from a room away. Your so full of shit nice , yellow food coloring I hope that stains your tub and will not come out
god has abandoned us
nice
Slime
Nice work. A bit disappointing in content, but thanks user
Papa Yea Forums is proud of you, U ma boi!
drink more water, you're always dehydrated.
Wouldn't it just chew it's way out of his intestines?
That thing was obviously sedated or half-dead. Grabbing a "live" rat will tear your shit up.
allahu akbar to that
Of course youre a euro fag
Pajeet would've made a poo bath
Not piss. Piss after just a week of open air expsoure turns dark, and piss that is 52 days old would be DARK in color. Also if thats a normal sized bath that means you would have needed to piss almost a full gallon daily.
Fake. The piss would look dark orange or brown.
good job
(OP here)
This is so relaxing... (──)
lies thats fucking chicken broth from noodles
>Reverse google search to see if this is fake
>it's real
Sir i fully endorse your endeavors and hope to find more from you in the near future godspeed
That's definitely not piss.
yeah normal pee stains your skin just like dye
how can anyone fall for this troll?
Nigger you what
do us all a favor and drop a plugged-in toaster while you're in there.
discord
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nK584fn
Your bathroom wall color is in poor taste
>this fucking thread
Put me in the screencap!
im here for this
its like you only live once and a piss bath just sounds like a fun thing to do
i hope you dont get sick or soething
piss in it then bitch
well that's obviously fake and gay.
>/thread
I'd want you to fard and have poopoo rise to the top
>buy one box of bullion cubes
>fill tub with water
>start a troll thread
Is this really what it's come down to?
Shit looks like orange juice
I didn't realize it was fake until i saw
fake...op eats gallons of cum on a daily basis
really? have you never seen actual piss before?
do you piss in the dark?
congrats!
For those that say that the color is fake, I've been pissing in a bucket for years and can confirm that's the color of stale, accumulated piss.
Yeah that stuff on your legs is no pee you fucking liar!
Fake or not, put me in the screencap
put me in the screencap because jesusfuck
>gay people are perfectly normal
Under8ed post.
There are enough gay perverts out there that I just went from thinking op is gross AF, to strongly considering a piss bath of my own due to this post..
>juice
Hi screencap
Fake as shit, faggot
MLT here,
100% wrong, the urobilin (the molecule that causes the yellow coloration) will naturally oxidize when exposed to air, resulting in a darker brownish color over time.
this
sell it
YES SELL IT
>100% wrong
nigger, don't make me go and take a photo of my piss bucket. Idgaf if you're Dr. Pisstein of St. Bladder University, I know what piss looks like.
that's why it's brown......
Do you piss it to the brim and them keep it in an air tight container. Because thats the only your piss isnt getting oxidized.
Also OP is clearly lying, urobilin wont stain your skin like in his photos.
You might need a colorblindness test, its clearly bright yellow.
if you look closely the yellow is tinted brown
I see brown tint. I'm male n all but are we all men here talking?
There's a legit actual science to this involving sight and colour cones being on the x chromosome of which we have one and women have two.
Tl;Dr we suck at colour differentiation, and there's a big spectrum among us. If you can't see a shade someone else can, and you're male, assume you're wrong.
No. I piss till the bucket is full (which takes roughly a week) and then empty it in a hole in the ground.
>tinted brown
2 month old piss would look like you have liver failure or rhabdo
far darker than "tinted"
(OP here)
Thanks for the pooping idea guys.
Really fun too... :3
You fail to see the point that only the first piss would be 52 days old, so the brown color would be really diluted.
colorblindness is waaaaaay more common in men
but that doesnt mean all men see shades differently
the average age of the piss would be 26 days old
easily long enough for all of it to look like the picture i posted.
That's the start of it, but even so if you aren't colour blind, we still aren't very good at shades. That's totally women's territory.
And as I said there's a big spectrum for men colour blind or not. I can see the brown, others can, some can't. If you can't, trust the ones who can, then school us in the next thread where we for some reason need to distinguish blues and cannot.
Global warming ain't that bad to be honest
hold the shit up to the camera, your piss looks like ramen flavor packets
Can u post ur feetsies and pp covered in pee and poo :3
Why would you go on the internet just to be publicly dumb?
I decided to go to Yea Forums for the first time in a week and I find this? You've made my day anons
is from first morning piss, as most urine samples. This tub is probably full of regular almost-clear piss.
a large part of my job is differentiating colors and shades, either in samples or in tests
and since im able to do my job well, im going to assume my ability to distinguish yellow and brown is very good
>being this much of a newfag
I was excited until I noticed it really is chicken broth.
I'm calling for a re-do.
Next time, we want real piss.
Pweaseee post pee covered toesies and pp owo
this is just a 100$ worth of chicken soup. I don't believe you :/.
(OP here)
Hang on, just a moment :)
That's just revolting. The smell must be just awful.
how many chicken bouillon cubes did you use?
Put me in the screencap redditfags
I know for a fact that this is fake because I've tried thid before. You can't just piss into a huge receptacle because the pool of piss dries up around the edges and discolors everything. Unless you can detail an elaborate method you used to store the piss then poured it into a tub, kindly fuck off you faggot
>I've tried before
Why user, why?
fake af
mental illness
This is the fucking content I live for. I really miss the old Yea Forums, thank you OP for bringing the autism back to distract us from shitty porn.
you miss people making troll posts that are clearly lies?
this is not right
This whole fucking thread
Hold the shit up to the camera
here you go
>since im able to do my job well
Must be one of those hire-a-slow-one government programs
Posting in this historical thread.
i want to be in this screencap so fucking badly holy fucking shit.
op you fucking madlad
work at a private hospital and certified for my job
i see piss everyday, and i can tell you this isn't real piss.
sorry to ruin your piss tub fantasy,
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
lol no human urine is that consistent of a color, its obviously a yellow bathbomb/ yellow coloring.
Fucking KEK
When you are this determined you can do anything. WHY OP!
10/10 thread you fucker
also someone on the screencap
S-Screencap?
sorry to ruin your fun
diluted coke would more like real old piss, just a tip for OP next time.
ITS FAKE and I know why.
It you ever piss and leave it*, the top will eventually get an ividescent sheen to it from the urine becoming concentrated due to water loss. The colours are from microscopic crystals of urea.
Your 'piss bath' is nothing more that dilute yellow lemon jelly.
* try and guess how I know!
Put me in the screencap
>works at a hospital
>designated piss inspector
>spends his friday nights browsing Yea Forums
>goes into piss tub thread to police piss quality
Impressive.
Ive been gone for years and this is my fucking welcome back.
Nice.
this is going in the Yea Forums photo album, thank you OP
Reddit is for FAGGOTS include me in the screenshot so I can call everyone who reads this a FAGGOT
never heard of a medical lab tech?
when you piss in a cup or get your blood drawn, im the dude that does all the tests on it.
its an easy job and pays very well, im just happy i dont need to work with shit samples.
Just admit you garggle the left over samples you faggot
ur such a fag
and this is why i love Yea Forums
quality post
nah i would only do that if i worked in the fertility clinic and had extra semen at the end of the day.
(OP here)
Decided to take a little break, but not for long ;)
In the meantime, cheers guys :D !!!
OH MY LORD
>that background
LMAO
> this whole thread
what the fuck are you doing???
Now this is the kind of yellow thread I can get behind.
Put the glass down user
Pwease post feetsies and toesies when u come back my pp is hard for u
I know how you know. Ops piss bath is not thick enough for 52 days of pure piss
I was here for the piss bath of 2019
plz no
Why?
Drink it
Fucking legend
THIS. is the /b i know
Witnessed a legendary thread
(OP here)
Down already! :D
Fortunately I have unlimited refills ;)
here faggot have the gif
Anybody have the pictures of the user that emptied his piss bottles in the bathtub a couple of years ago ?
Would like to compare colour.
all the newfags asking to be put in the screencap
i hope it's just one faggot samefagging
peepeepoopoo
Excellent
And no screen cap beggars good job
>retards viewing this thread like
post pic of you drinking it or you didnt drink it
Pwease shut the fuck up you little pussy faggot
dude
to bad it was fake
This is a good thread. Fuck I miss old Yea Forums and this smells like old Yea Forums. And piss. Mostly piss.
You must be fun at parties huh?
dude this whole thread is fake
how is there still faggots trying to get proof out of this absolute faggot op
That not the color of urine collected over a series of days. nice try.
Yes, I used to collect my piss in jars.
Plz die
yeah
shame you'll never know because you never get invited to any
Exactly.. i know this to be true as i piss in a jug on the regular
That's at least 10 jars of Wyler's.
mmm yeay babye ommmm yeay Feet FEET FTOES FEET CUM IN PEE TOES
mark you're on a roll!
am I?
that fucking video makes me laugh harder than I ever had before
large version
files.catbox.moe
bump the brakes pal im gonna need to check those trips
>the drink
>the fucking wallpaper
Make some good Abaccio tea with that
My piss comes out that cloudy when I'm high on meth and always sinks down to the bottom which makes it look like a dark golden color. God damn it op, you went full sickomode.
Kek !
Pissbath2019
I don’t know what’s more sad
>someone actually pissing in a bathtub until it’s full
or
>someone going through the trouble to fill a bathtub with god knows what and make this thread
you motherfucker. could have drawn it out a bit more ffs
Bullshit. Anyone who thinks this is actual piss is an idiot.
why are there so many people who don't know that the pee is stored in the balls?
Dear God why
>806173082
Those of knowing.
You people are the real scary ones.
I STILL WANNA SEE UR FEETSIES WWEESTSIES SMMMMMMM SMELLY WELLY UWUWUWUWUWOWOWO
This is definitely yellow slube. I've been debating buying something. It misses the color of piss, light reflection is wrong.
Genuinely thanks for sharing this
I have wanted to see this ever since I heard about it
Originally I wanted to see a hamster being put in but this is just as great
One less thing I need to wonder about
Where can I find similar videos?
I know Yea Forums is where tards can run wild and free, but I have to say something. The reason the piss isn't fully brown is probably because he was adding to it day by day. He didn't piss a bathtub full at the start of the 52 days, He added to it. So therefore, it would be considerably more fresh than 2 month old piss.
Are you saying piss isn't stored in the balls?
I would fucking drown you in that just for being the most vile lowlife degenerate on Yea Forums
It isn't piss ! see
toasting in epic bread
I agree
Also that just have been so horrible for the kid
Imagine the heartsinking and cloudy day moment your mom discovers something so disgusting
I feel for this kid
Well done OP !
Its been a while since i visted Yea Forums without regreting it.
>this whole thread
Not by that much
>I know
wrong reply
This is not OP's photo: instagram.com
No indication that it's OP, plus it looks different. OP's pics look slightly browner and are more cloudy
EXPOSED
OP IS A LIAR
No, I mean the one that was posted by someone else.
I think op would at least of tried to debunk someone in this thread
:(
and i thought i witnessed the thread of the year
Where is op?
OP, you fucking champ! Max respects, haven't seen a thread like this since 2007. :D
he's no needlechan
Hey, dumbasses, look at the context. The real OP is legit, it's the nigger who posted that particular image whos the fake. The fluid looks completely different
I can smell this picture. Really strong
that was a wild ride