Militant atheist gf, or devout Christian gf

Militant atheist gf, or devout Christian gf.
You must chose one, and you can't choose both or neither.

Which would you prefer and why?

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atheist gf, i ain't cucking for no one, including god

Atheist gf because she's not a fucking retard.

>gf
>beliefs
Women don't have minds of their own, nigger.

I don't really care what she believes, because she will undoubtedly change her beliefs as soon as her surrounding social circle requires her to conform.

Beyond just liking you there are 3 imporatant factors to look for in a gf.
>virginity
>sex appeal
>agreeableness (i.e. she's not a bitch)

I suppose the Christian girl would be more likely to have all those traits instilled in her by a strong family, so I pick her.

christian gf so i can take her virginity then dump her

Devout Christian, no question. Preferably Catholic.

Ephesians 5:22

Anyone who wants a female other than devout chriatian is a certified and verified cuck that enjoys the thought of other men's penises in your gfs holes

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>If you don't date an atheist, you're a cuck
>If you don't date a christian, you're a cuck

Who to believe

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neither

>Atheist gf because she's not a fucking retard.
I would rephrase this as:
"Atheist gf because there's a chance she's not a fucking retard. Christian gf is guaranteed to be one."

My wife is a formerly devout Muslim, where does she fall on the scale?

Christian GF. If they're anything like the Christians in my home town, almost non of them actually still refrain from sex until marriage anymore, but they do wait until they are in a serious long-term relationship rather than doing one-night-stands and whoring themselves around. Atheist girls are always complete whores who've taken AT LEAST 10 dicks by the time they hit 18.

I will happily spend my Sunday mornings at church if it means not dating a complete whore. Christian families are also way less dysfunctional in my experience.

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nowhere because she doesn't exist

Atheist because I'm not a racist retard like any religious user on this site.

what the fuck does racism have to do with this question

>Thinks being Christian = hating non-whites

Get out of the house, user. Real life doesn't work like /pol/

Cgf because i dont want stds

I woud choose the atheist because she would smash before marriage

Shut up racist retard

Most Christian girls in the western world smash before marriage. They usually at least expect you to wait a few months of just dating first and aren't into one-night stands. At least, that's how they are where I was from.

Found the actual bigot

As always the retard calls others the retard

>"muh centrist agnostic"

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>devote christian gf who i can convince that god wills anal and throat sex when no trying to conceive
/thread

>tfw al my girlfriends were filthy sluts

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Christian because she's more likely to be traditional aka a better wife and a better mother. The atheist one probably supports things like LGBT rights and feminism.

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Whichever one aligns more with me on my many other values. This is a single dimension of a person and not nearly enough information to make a choice.

No need to show off mate

If I grew up amongst other whites in a less libtarded area then I'd probably have a good gf by now :(

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atheist, at best she fights for roghtful secularisation and end of showing religion down everyone's throats
at worst she throws a fit when someone says bless you for sneezing
devout christians are always whores or lunatics (or highly sexually deviant lunatics)
then again, I'm celibate for life so what the fuck do I know and why the fuck does my opinion matter

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Neither.
I am Gay but Celibate.

Then why did you even answer?

I was bored.

Dated a very religious girl. She was sweet, but she gradually let me know she was into some crazy shit, including:
>can't watch exorcism movies, they'll summon demons!
>heavy metal is pure evil, user
>the earth is 4500 years old
>dinosaurs = myth
>the moon has an effect on humans! It has an effect on the tides, and we're 75% water
>you have to forgive your enemies, period!
>we can coexist with Islam!
>there is no way the bible could possibly be metaphorical, it's all literal
>took the old testament as seriously as the new testament (as a Christian)
>each of the tribes of Israel has their section of heaven for gentiles to serve
>the government should he devoutly Christian, against separation of church and state
>watching those Duggar lunatics
>killing in self defense is still a sin
>Christians didn't adopt rituals and symbolism from paganism and Greek mythology
>neocon as fuck
>would pray instead of working to change things
My breaking point was right after her calling my time in combat zones a "violent sin, but she forgave me" when she and nearly the entirety of the church didn't question, the keep in mind, youth group pastor's silent talking to and abrupt transfer. He was creepy as fuck and that's often how churches will handle pedophiles. There was a disproportionate handful of children with emotionally developmental issues and signs of abuse in that small town, all young girls with dark hair. I tried explaining what it looked like and she accused me of attacking the church, I was done and disgusted. That place is a cult, I swear.
Happy with my big tiddy non-religous wife.

Religions are the teachings and traditions of man that make void the word of God.

Just because some one says they are Christian does not actually make it so.

>Christian families are also way less dysfunctional in my experience.

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I get where you're coming from. It's true that those who claim to be the most pious are also the most corrupt, and their beliefs and treatment of others (be it an outsider or family member) is incredibly conditional, because their beliefs create a system enabling them to pat themselves on the back for the "good" they do, while isolating the outside world and allowing for others to participate on the terms they and their religious sect mutually share, at cost of being ostracized or shamed. It's just tough to have an interest in religion or devout worship (outside of historic context) after having such a shit experience with it as a third party observer, and hearing the religiously strict nightmares of upbringings some of my friends had to endure.

Devout Christian girls are wild in the bedroom. I married one and she's down for anything but Anal or bestiality, everything else is on the table. I've never been with a militant atheist but I've dated a non- militant one, was fine she was more apatheistic though now that I think about it.

Protestants were a mistake.

you're better off a wizard. i can't begin to describe the emotional damage they cause me...
>should have listened to my da
>feel em, fuck em, leave em

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It is just that it really needs to be a personal journey. We are not held to account to the rules of others. Too many are pleased to tell folks what God likes and dislikes not knowing if he even likes, them?

I come at my faith as a sinner.
I am trying to improve ME.

The Book is difficult to understand on the best of days. Much less when you find you self being described in in and not for the better.

Yet I don't find examples of "good" churches often at all. So many are just Sunday hat pageants, or ignorant men in funny hats claiming they understand "eli eli lama sabachthani"

Most should just teach the Golden Rule and leave it at that.

So I will.

Should have listened to your Father / Creator.
>Thou shalt not.

incel

An athiest can tick the boxes of important morality beliefs. Don't kill, don't cheat, don't lie, don't be jealous of others. Its basically just being a well balanced non-believing person. They can be athiest and still be a decent person. Thinking being a christian makes you inherently good and being an athiest makes you inherently bad is a foolish, simplistic, prejudicial error in judgment that will ultimately bite you in the ass, because people are individuals. And no matter what they claim to be, they can still fuck you over.

Most non-religious families are broken up and wracked with divorce, infidelity, and family members that are not on speaking terms. I know plenty of in-tact, perfectly functional Christian families, I don't know a single non-religious family that doesn't have at least one single mom, drug addict, alcoholic, or sexually dysfunctional member.

Christian gf so I can give her real Bible study.

Devout Christian
Because I don't want a stingy whore who goes out on dates with Tyrone and gives me good boy points

I find both of these to be healthy outlooks on human nature.
You don't know the half of it man. Well, I can't say that for sure. Point being, she was crazy. It didn't help that they were wealthy from inheriting a certain business's profits, which I figure would potentially be a problem going in (grew up in a rough, rust belt neighborhood and joined the Marine Corps, blue collar metalworker now), so that also distorted their reality.
All of that runs rampant on both sides of my family (Catholic and Protestant, both devoutly so) and my dad and his oldest are the only ones that didn't come out addicts and/or felons, and they were both the youngest of five in their families. Religious or not, a shit upbringing without fair discipline and a strong ethical standard leads to trainwrecks.

>Rich chick.
>Blue collar jar head.
Well shoot brother that relationship was doomed from the beginning. Religion or no.

i mean if you want to believe christianity somehow negates those problems, ive got a bridge to heaven to sell you. i know plenty of secular as well as christian families, both of them have their fair share of disfunction user. anecdotal views aren't actual evidence though

It doesn't negate it, but a strong Christian community reduces it considerably

>christian families

Sigh....
By their fruit you shall know them.
Love (Greek: agape, Latin: caritas)
Joy (Greek: chara, Latin: gaudium)
Peace (Greek: eirene, Latin: pax)
Patience (Greek: makrothumia, Latin: longanimitas)
Kindness (Greek: chrestotes, Latin: benignitas)
Goodness (Greek: agathosune, Latin: bonitas)
Faithfulness (Greek: pistis, Latin: fides)
Gentleness (Greek: prautes, Latin: modestia)
Self-control (Greek: egkrateia, Latin: continentia)

>No hot atheist bf.

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depends, mormons are an example of a community that has the lowest divorce rates among christians, whereas protestants are on the higher end(generally higher than athiests).

Yeah man, I should've given it more consideration than I already had, which was saying something. Aside from financial worth, growing up with a silver spoon in hand in an intensely religious town is different than a dysfunctional upbringing on the wrong side of the tracks, and having to earn everything you've got. Which isn't to say rich people can't have problems and they're all naive or bad. Don't know your take on it, but those are two very different lenses to view the world around you through with.

Fixed that for you.

If you're devoid of common sense like atheists are, simple philosophy on the origins of existence will enlighten you. Aristotle's First Cause and Prime Mover, or the book of Genesis Chapter 1, are good examples.

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Mormons aren't Christian. Neither are Jehovah's Witnesses.

We're talking about Christians here, not cultists.

brainlet detected

>I55 IQ
>Brainlet

I'd tell you to kill yourself, but you'd just go to hell anyways.

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how much of a loser do you have to be to lie on Yea Forums?

My take is very jaded.
I am a very old wizard.
I do not have a gf or fiance anymore.
I am not looking for one either.

She would have to be down to Earth, not vain, and an orphan.

Thanks for your service.
Semper Fi.

Former PMC now welder here . Most of the girls i was with in my youth were nutty bible thumpers. I know that feel

cuck, the only reason we have equality rn is bc of christian morality

Sounds like my next door neighbours. 3 generations living under 1 roof. Break every rule in town, which annoys the fuck out of the rest of us. Their kids break everything they touch, and manipulate other kids on the block. Leave their outside lights on till 2am, dog barks constantly. They go to church 2x times a week, so they're good (to them).

lol...
Umm not even a little.

me

they are christians, doesn't matter if you like it or not,

There are Christians among them. But not all of them are Christians. Course that is true of every church.

See

Atheist.
>no moralfagging
>capable of critical thought
>proud of beliefs no matter any social consequences

No christcuck can say the same things.
>inb4 "it's popular to h8 christians so believing is tough

Fuck you. When you're the dominant group, you don't get to fucking claim you have it rough.

Sounds rough and I feel for you. Either keep the faith, or make the world at the mercy of your wizardry my man. Appreciate ya
We know the feel far to well, bro.
>three generations under one roof
I'd lose it man. I'd ask if you've tried talking to them, but we both know those types of people won't change of their own valiton.

1000x this.

militant atheist gf obviously

don't give a fuck about your greek faggotry.

Fellow veteran here. My condolences.

Of course, just based on your list I would have written her ass off once I hit #2. I have several music tattoos, to include KISS and Megadeth. Based on that alone I woulda given her a wide berth & never spoken to her again.

Unless she came at me. Then I'd show her my tattoos, one of which is the KISS logo. Then I'd play Metallica's "Creeping Death" and unironically frighten her away. Then I'd point & laugh.

Then I'd grab another beer & go on about my life.

What's her info? I'm an apatheist, have openly identified as one for about 10yrs now & your post here was the first time I've ever seen someone else use that word.

STFU christfag.

Ah so clearly you are not a Christian.

But you somehow think you have the authority to claim who is and who is not?

I gave you the standards. not greek faggotry.

No...

>Ah so clearly you are not a Christian.
i never stated who was, ask around if mormans are christians, and generally, the answers will be yes, with a few saying that mormans are cultists without looking in the mirror.

>If you're devoid of common sense like atheists are
Found the high school dropout.

Facts = / = truth. Atheists value tangible, verifiable proof. Prove that something exists, happened or was said with actual facts (like a video of a robbery or a voicemail of someone admitting murder) & an atheist will go with it like any rational-thinking adult would.

OTOH, say you "feel" it happened or you "believe" someone said something, and don't be surprised when the atheist disagrees with you.

Then laughs at you for being an uneducated buffoon.

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For all of US history, conservatives have been on the wrong side.

Conservatives in 1776 were on the side of the Crown.

They were the Confederacy.

They were the KKK.

They were on the side of the Robber Barons.

They were anti-suffragists.

They were anti-civil rights.

They were anti-LGBTQ rights.

They're anti-healthcare, anti-education, anti-environment right now.

With their failure to address Russia's attacks on our elections and their refusal to hold Trump accountable for his crimes, they're also now anti-democracy.

They have always been the bad guys in US history. Every single generation we've had has had to fight them tooth and nail to make progress. We win, and we leap forwards with policies like the abolition of slavery, or the vote for women, or child labor laws, or civil rights, or abortion, or gay marriage, but their wealthy owners sit back and regroup and launch another attack on civilization after a few years.

And it works. Specifically because conservatives are tribalist cavemen who will do whatever their Big Chief tells them to do. They're authoritarians by nature who believe that right and wrong don't come from structured moral philosophies, but from whatever their chieftain tells them is right or wrong. What's true or false.

They're weak-minded children at heart, who yearn for an all-powerful father figure to provide easy structure to their world. Because they cannot handle the complexities of real life. Because the burden of free thought is too much for them to handle. And because they are fundamentally terrified of change. Change, above all, is beyond their understanding, and they know it.

Christian gf so we can go to church together and maybe eventually... hold hands...

The Democrats were the KKK, actually. Seriously, look it up.

So you are a conservative?

Compelling arguments but I'll take the whitest most brainwashed retard i can find.

Based.

The Klan does not ask about political parties.
It is for the most part Anonymous.

>impying parties haven't changed platforms numerous times over the past two hundred years
You're an idiot, seriously, look it up

wow due if that's all true i fucking hate conservatives

It was all very gradual how much I would see, it slowly morphed from from nice girl with religious background who seemed to accept me to gradually more religious and strange. Since you referenced music, think getting me Slayer tickets for my birthday, to her not listening to most non gospel music, and it would be strictly sensored pop. We'd gotten along so well and she was an old friend I'd grown up on and off with, but it got more strained as things went on and I lost my temper on all of them for not looking further into that pastor's odd behavior. Not like I could have, I didn't know where he ended up, the church saw to that. Bear in mind this was soon after being told by a rich girl who's luxurious financial potential was guaranteed upon birth that my time overseas was violent and sinful. Oh, but it's all good, I have her forgiveness. None of it was genuine, and I think she simply wanted me to conform to her and the community's lifestyle. No need to be apologetic, I hacked off an infected limb. My wife is caring, self sustaining and accepting of others. She convinced me to seek counseling with other vets and it's helped a lot, and we hunt, fish and garden together and I can talk to her about anything.
Oh and I've smashed while blaring Acid Bath and Pantera on more than one occasion. Shit was so cash.
Hope you've found your place outside of the ranks too, and your ink choices are solid dude

Catholic here I would rather take the more cult protestant denomination as ling as she was white. Catholic is more evil like I'm golddigging

don't worry, im sure he'll quote candace owens or some other turningpoint shill

Right, so what's the point of saying the republicans were responsible for the confederacy? that's retarded, a republican president led the union against the confederacy

the atheist one because she wears a cute shirt

On the scale of nobody gives a fuck I doubt her fake religion kept her hymen

Out of what ass did you pull this out of?

I chose Sparky she was the first animu I bought merchandise of (a statue)

God took her from you.

Beautiful

I genuinely know two Christian girls who went for anal first to save their virginity...

I thought it was just a myth but no :o

Tell him I said thanks.
It is. I don't think nearly as often as it's memed about, but it does.

>christianity
>judaism light

Perfect specimen of insecure manlet who can't handle his life, so much that's he's affraid of a woman who think faster than him.

Atheist. Christians are annoying weirdos and squares.

Christian GF, very sweet and will always tell me things will get better because, she herself believes it will.

t.guy who will go vegan in college for a girl

Stromsburg Nebraska?

Rural Ohio

Every state has "that community" I guess.

I misworded that, small town Ohio. And unfortunately I think you're right. She was very manipulative, and I'm glad I've moved to a much better chapter of my life. I made the decision to improve things, and my wife is a phenomenal person and I love her.

isn't it obvious?
a militant girl is just a bitch, because they'll just as easily get militant about their emotions as their will about cold emotionless arguments.
a devout girl will always be right, because she will be humble in her approach to conflicts. yeah she'll put her foot down about irrational things from time to time but when it's coming from a place of humility I think it's much more real and I would be able to trust in that kind of woman's moral intuition better than my own sometimes.

Everything you've said here is bullshit.

The Confederacy was made up of states that regularly voted Demorat before seceding. The main reason they left was actually that Republican's kept winning election's.

KKK was a Democrat organization.

The GOP PIONEERED the women's suffrage movement.

Prohibition was lead by progressives. Another wrong side of history taken by lefties.

American Progressives concieved, and enacted race based eugenics policies well before the Nazi party was even a thing. Hitler literally credited them.

This is all well documented. Google any one of these points, and you will see that this guy is talking out of his ass.

Not sure where you're from but I've had almost the opposite experience. In all the places I've lived, the biggest sluts were the preppy rich Christian girls, and close behind them were all the "Christian" bumpkins and white trash

Dipshit.
Progressive, just means any new idea. The Confederacy, the kkk, and the American eugenics movement were all progressive. Conservatives want to keep things the same. Even Trump's wall, and /pol/'s ethnostate are progressive ideas.

The only reason all racists seem to be conservatives these days is that their views aren't represented by policy makers anymore.

So as a result they have to support the GOP just to hinder the progressives who champion ideas like diversity, and open immigration.

In the old days, racists would vote for progressive eugenicists, or Klan memebers.
Unlike the old days, the media has now deplatformed eugenicists and klan members from participating in politics.

Now, marxist ideas are just about the only ideas being represented by progressive politicians, so white nationalists have to begrudgingly vote conservative.

Ethnonationalists don't really like the way America is now, it's just that keeping it the same is better than progressing further towards marxism. There is no third option.

I already have the devout Christian gf(best damn relationship in my life)

why? Well, I am a devout Christian myself.

inb4 christfag

>atheist gf
so, a tranny / roastie?

Devout Christian GF.

I mean, sure you gotta marry her to fuck, but once you’re married she pretty much has to do whatever you say and whatever you want, sex included or jeezus will send her to hell for not being subservient to her husband.

No contest, athiest.

Wow, you fucking idiots. Your wife isn't suppose to be your mental equal and your best friend.

Christian gfs have a higher chance of valuing family.

Atheism is one more form of degenerate brainwashing that no one's recognizing anyhow. Get some fucking structure in your lives and stop shitposting so hard that you fall for your own garbage.

Militant atheist. I'd rather deal with someone annoying than someone delusional.

You didn't write the important stuff: was she a good laid?

I don't care if my gf is a religious but, as long as she fucks me whenever I desire, as a good submissive, pious woman.

If she were a handle from the beginning, why bother staying that much time with someone to the point of learning every single cringy quirk of her.

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Atheist. Religion and I don't get along.

Devout Christian gf definitely. I can't stand a smug atheist that always wants to debate, I just can't. They think they're so smart because they believe the universe magically poofed rather than being created by a greater being or something else. I am agnostic, so I don't really believe in the Bible. By devout Christian, I'm guessing you mean really strict about sin and stuff. That doesn't automatically mean they're quick to judge others, since a true devout Christian wouldn't do that. I think I'd find it wholesome going to Church with her and she would definitely teach me a thing or two about being a better person through example. I may even end up Christian again. However, if you mean the "god hates fags" and "I'm Christian but I have a very violent ideology" then... actually I honestly think I still would take them over the militant atheist. I really can't stand smug atheists lol if you're a smug atheist stereotype just know you make all atheists look bad and plus you're not IQ 400 just for not believing in God

don't pretend like Catholics are any better. Your pope couldn't be a more transparent stooge for globalist billionaires if he tried, and don't forget about the kid fucking your priests get up to.

Most Ahiests I've met are pretty stupid. 99% of them only believe what they've been told without putting any actual thought into it.

I can respect an atheist who can reason out their belief, but nearly all are mentally enslaved zombies. Plus they're usually Starbucks Socialists.

God

Christian girlfriend for sure. I'll need a wife to raise my kids right while I'm working who'll also be statistically more likely to be loyal to me.

>Militant
>Devout
>Picking one side, or the other of the same stinky turd

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