You get one wish, what would you wish for?

All the Muslims to drop dead

more genies

I wish for dubs

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I wish to be the most powerful sorcerer in the world.

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A trillion dollars. Money fixes everything

>the person
Who is "the person" That could mean any person which would include your own mother. You need to be more careful with your words while making Genie wishes.

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The person he wants dead, obviously. I think he narrowed that down pretty well

My only wish would be be able to have complete control on any minds I want.

Didnt know the uk prime minister used Yea Forums

I'll control him as well. But my main goal will be to make every girl I want undress for very little effort.

Even your mom?

You should always give the Genie a specific name. The Genie is not a mind reader and will just pick any random person.

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Nah she's ugly.

i wish both of my parents healthy

i wish for unlimted sex with girls
anal coming inside vago inside pull the dick suck it deep troat ejaculater

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Become god

The genie is Thanos?

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I can enter/leave my pocket dimension at will using a portal of my choosing. I'll use a door like in Matrix: Reloaded, cuz it's incognito; however, if needed, I can create a portal like those in Dr. Strange. I can't be kept from my pocket dimension.

This pocket dimension comes with the knowledge of the fact that God approves of this dimension and allows me to play God while within it, so long as I continue to behave and submit to him in the real world, which I already do.

Inside my pocket dimension, I am God. I choose to form my dimension in the shape of an office building with infinite doors. Each door leads to a different fantasy of mine. The dimension is aware of every fantasy I've ever imagined in my life.

While in the pocket dimension, time does not progress in the normal world. I lose no time.

My office dimension has a receptionist who is a hot chick that I bone once in a while, but her purpose is to make sure I don't accidentally get stuck in a fantasy that lasts for infinity or destroys my mind, etc. She pulls me out of any fantasy of my pocket dimension time inside the fantasy exceeds 80 years. It's important to note that I can warp time, so I can stay longer in my fantasy than 80 years but only 80 years will have passed in my pocket dimension and 0 time in the real world. This is so I can experience things like infinity and planet building, etc, without getting fucked over.

Also, upon leaving my pocket dimension, I can choose which memories and experiences I want to keep. This way, I can try mind destroying things like hardcore drugs without screwing over my real body/mind. I'm also rolled back to my awareness/body/memories from when I left the real world, that way when I come back from 80 year explorations, I haven't forgotten my friends/family/job/etc. I

Also, any type of death in a fantasy automatically pulls me out. Basically this is a catch-all wish.

Let me know if I left any loose ends up, so we can edit it and make it fool-proof.

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being a billionare

I’d wish for no one to be able to make any wishes ever

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I wish Shrek would shut this nigger up about his fantasy pocket pussy

A young hooker

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>THE HUFFINGTON POST

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More genui so I can have more wishes duh

Ability to summon cheese, including amount and type.

The ability to know and unknow any conceivable thing and bit of information possible, of course the wish would have certain specifications so the Genie can't possibly fuck up my wish. Imagine the power. Since movies are just files with bytes, you could type an algorithm that spits out the exact bytes needed in the right places to make the best movie anybody has ever seen, and all it would take would be a couple lines of typing and enter.

You could solve cancer, get more wishes, travel faster than the speed of light, construct materials perfect down to the atom, automate fucking everything, every other wish is automatically fulfilled.

You would be a god.

The law changes according to time, geography, and personal circumstances. Such a transient construct cannot be carried as objectively moral.

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Metroid Prime 4 please, and make it good, you dick.

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Immortality but I can change age at will

Good wisher.

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Fuck niggers

I want more magic genie lamps

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I wish for 100 more genies that grant one wish each.

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