*knock knock*

>*knock knock*
>"hey son, your new girlfriend is here."
>wat do?

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sauce?

Crispy

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Praise the sun

I'm more built than her so I guess it could work especially I-OH WAIT

I'm married with children and I don't even like flat booty asians. Cute face though I guess. If she is what you guys call intimidating today you're a bunch of pussies

>wat do?

Death by snu snu

does your wife enjoy your tiny penis? i feel bad for you

I'd literally kill myself if I lived a life where I can't see the idea of a masculine male in a happy marriage as anything else than a myth. I feel bad for you. Btw, I'm going to get her pregnant again soon. I love making kids. Seek help

Wtf are you on about. I don't even know the last time I've seen someone so insecure

lmao

Thanks mom!

Thank you lord gabe. I've got the perfect woman for a buff Asian.

jfc the insecurity is immense. are you okay friend?

Mom! i wanted the white one!!

I have met this girl in Japan, she is just a curl bro. Her shitty exercise routine consist of curls and unweighted squats.

lucky days

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Now that I think about it... before I settled down, I was a Chad! Why don't you lift and get your T levels up instead of embracing this internet fake you mad bro nonsense? I'm trying to help you losers

10/10, wood berry qt /fit/ wheyfu.

>user mentions he’s married.
>Immediately think about his dick.

I’ve got bad news for you, fruitcake.

hand job prs

Why are my parents trying to get me into an arranged relationship when I'm already married?

Fuck her front & back, eat her pussy and ass, face fuck her. Same as any other girl.

Knock her up to piss off Hapas

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here fag

Reveal my true form.

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