Well, this is my first ever post... Maybe my last... I did some things and I would bet my license plate was scanned...

Me, me, me. My feelings. My freedumbs. My platescan. My path. Me victim. What did you actually do dumbass. Can't you even admit responsibility for your own actions?

I never thought I was going to be called "user" ever. I've told my friends to not go to this site often because of the people it can make. Well look at what it did to me. I will not be accusatory, I refuse to do so. I just can't figure out what to do.

To whomever said that I don't take responsibility for my actions, I do. I wish I were to learn from them. I disregard myself that the ones I love would look back onto me with confusion and distrust.

I hope you got the high score user. Or at least took the women and children with you.

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maybe give fucking context?

>Yea Forums made me do it

I had a good life. A family that love me, friends that support me, a view of a stable life for years to come... It all may end just because I wanted to feel free and do what I pleased.

Somebody asked for context, I guess I might as well. I sure is hard to keep track of people when they are all called "user". I don't see why you people don't just have user names. I mean, many usernames are just nicknames at best.

When are you going to stop blaming Yea Forums and your desire for freedom, and actually get to the point? What was the deed? If you did it, you can say it. Or are you just larping for attention.

Anyways, one day, I went to a supermarket and took some beer. I only took it for my own amusement. Maybe to see "Can I do it?" or "It''ll be fun, it's easy!". Anyways, a worker stopped me at the exit and asked if I wanted to pay for it. I just stood for a second and said "No, I don't think I will". I walked away to my car and drove off.

issa larp

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>No, I don't think I will
user youre going to the pokey for the rest of your life as tyrones cumslut , might as well get your dick cut off and practice suckin dick rn

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For the record, I'm not blaming Yea Forums. I know this site has a colorful group of people with differing opinions.This just happened to be the place where I just let everything go. Everything here is the truth, the goddamn truth. I would've just said this to myself like a crazy person if it wasn't posted here. It just so happens that I post it here.

Bye OP. Wish I could say it was fun, but nobody cares now. /thread

I don't think you're OP, but either way OP should get buttraped

Well, people don't believe me, fine then. I know that some of you might see this as an attention grabber but fine. I just felt like talking when I want it. It's fine, I don't blame you, I would've thought the same.

People sure are rude here. I guess that's what I expected.

>you might see this as an attention grabber but fine
how about write something worth reading instead of cryptic whining?

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Not too sure what else to put here. I would go to sleep but I just keep thinking about this. I keep Googling how police license plate scanners work. I looked around the area's I drive by and saw one large white camera. That had to be one of the scanner type of cameras. It's so hard to sleep when I know I'm just going to wake up with the same thoughts.

Somebody said something to say something "not cryptic". Like what? I've been pretty specific so far in the last few posts.

Looks like people lost interest in my post. No wonder since mine is pretty minor in comparison to everything else on this site. Moving one.

Look, what you did was retarded but you're not going to get ass raped by Tyrone and his buddies every day for the rest of your life.

Well, thanks for responding. I'm trying to look at this from the worst case scenario. At absolute worse, I lose people's respect and my army life. I still would have a second chance, a shit one but a second chance at the least.

Copfag and former loss prevention here. Chances are, the store won't prosecute. The price of a case of beer is not at all worth the "recovery" costs associated with it.

Say the case was $20.00. Your average LPO makes $12-15/hour. Average time to watch a shoplifter is about a half hour, then the apprehension (where they stop you) takes about the same amount of time. If you leave, (that time drops to about 5 minutes), they then can call the police. The call priority for misdemeanor shoplifting, where the suspect is already gone, is very low. Not as low as noise complaints and other bullshit like that, but pretty low. Say the time from the call to arrival of the police is 15 minutes. You're now at about 50 minutes. Then the cops have to review video footage (10-15 min), and get a written statement from you (10 min). Then you have to do your theft report (15 min), get a copy of the receipt for the item (5 min), burn video footage (10 min). You're now sitting at about an hour and a half. The store has paid you almost the cost of the beer, you have no detainee to issue a civil recovery notice (to recoup costs, typically 10x the value of the product), and the store has lost a small amount of money in the form of paper, cd for the video, labels, etc. All this time, other people could be stealing higher priority items, like electronics, tools, batteries, leather goods, etc, and the LPO isn't doing anything about it.

The stores realize that shrink is a thing, and have insurance to cover for it. You're in the clear.

You're a massive piece of shit, but you're in the clear.

Yea, what I did was very VERY dumb to say the absolute least. I would go back in time but I can't. All I can do Is hope luck is on my side and if I do get away free, I will do whatever it takes to stay that way. Whatever goddamn reason I'm still breathing, I'll do what it takes to stay this way. Well, "stay this way" minus the terrible feeling part.

If you're white you'll be fine. I'm p sure petty theft is a fine and maaaybe community service...That's just if you're white though. If you're coloured, you're completely fucked. You'll be lucky if they don't shoot you when they show up to arrest your ass. (They'll kill your dog either way)

You are female and fuckin whore, right?

The post made my user-806128426 actually made me calm down a bit. I'm still scared but it somehow made me calm down. I don't know if it was the more than average vocabulary for a Yea Forums user or whatever. It just worked somehow. I've always been a lucky person, I hope to everything that I'm lucky now. I may be a shit person but I WILL redeem myself one way or another.

You must be older than 13 to post on this site

When I went home the day after the "accident", I say a police car. I assumed it was a "chase car" that would scouting for me. I assumed this since I just got off the freeway and thought that a license plate scanner caught me. When I say it, I made a hell of a tight turn just to get out of line of sight. I hope that that car's cameras did not see me. I stayed in some random court for a bit to see if the police car would leave the area. I didn't see that car afterwards but I still can't be sure. I bet that those cameras is still tracking me. I parked my car in a garage and I hope that keeping low and driving one of my families' cars will keep me of the radar.

Stop doing meth. It's bad for you.

Just go fucking back to the store and pay for it you nigger

Ha! I'm not doing meth. I'm not that bad. I'm just some bad person. I'm not that far gone but still, no meth.

Also, trust me, I'd go back and fucking pay $1000 to just get this problem out of my mind. This is one of those big stores. They got policies, they will not let it go like a mom and pop store.

You're a dumb faggot for even thinking that.

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If the cameras caught you it’s just fair that the footage will be used.

(Not sure if I replied right what whatever) I know that I'm dumb, but a "faggot"? Anyways, I am very dumb for doing what I do/did but I feel like I will do the best to put myself back on the right past if whatever fucking force keeps me lucky.

>I took some beer without paying. My life is over

What are you 13 years old? Fucking kill yourself.

Well, Jesus. I hope that's just the Yea Forums in you speaking.

If you don't have a record you'll barely get punished for this. That's even if the store decides to pursue it and find you and/or press charges, which I would assume they won't. If you feel THAT fucking bad about it, turn yourself in. But I'm telling you, the most you'll get is a slap on the wrist.

well since this is you're first post this can be overlooked however please note that everyone here wants to die so you're going to have to wait in line buddy

As for getting a "slap on the wrist", that can still be very bad for me. I can lose my privilege to join the army. I know some people can get into the army with a criminal record but still, it's the thought that scares me.

I'm glad that (most of) you all can stay mature to a degree. It kinda restores respect for me of this site. "Some" is an important part of that sentence but I can at least see some hope.

Well you dodged a bullet there. At least now you wont become a Jingoistic rapist murderer. Unless, that's what you did in your car so you're equally fucked now.

Did you actually read the thread, faggot? He hit and ran a kid at 40mph. He's fucked.

+1 internet has gone into your account

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God god, no. I can't become like that. The kind of people that should NOT be considered people. I may be a "bad guy" but I promise I will never go THAT far. If whatever force keeps me lucky will let me avoid prosecution, I WILL stay a good person. Even if I do get "unlucky", I will change for the best.

You sound like a 13 year old girl with "depression"

the last thing the military wants is some pathetic shitbag with a deathwish

I am being dramatic but with good (enough) reason. I'm doing my best now. That's all I can do. I know that what I'm doing and what I have done but I;m doing my best now.

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I have an understanding of what the military wants. I will say only the truth, I am not on that list. I've never felt this way before and this is another hurdle in my life. If I fall, that's how it goes, If I manage myself, I will do my best and nothing less.

Nobody accused you if this. Now we know you're full of shit. You stole a beer and you come to Yea Forums to cry about it? Please. This isn't anyone's first rodeo. Definitely not yours.

The military wants cannon fodder. You'll be fine.

I'm being honest but just words on Yea Forums doesn't have any gravity to it. You're right, this isn't my first time doing things like this but it is the first time I ever got caught. If I do get caught, I will be charged as an adult, not a child.

How fucking retarded can you be that you can't even reply to a post

>the Yea Forums in you
priceless. you realize that Yea Forums is just a fucking pornsite right

But did you write this or not?

We already know you're a newfag, you don't have to try so hard to show you are one

This is an inherent and inextricable part of any first-world life unfortunately

i ve done worst stuff, only got caugth once, they arent going to do anything 4 that, maybe a poster on the wall w u walking out w the beer if its a tiny store, i would suggest that u go back w the beer or in case u dont ve it anymore go somewhere else and get one and use it to apologise to the store and the guy who saw you, just tell them that u had a rlly bad day or something and u didnt had the money.

do that if its just a small store, if it is a big one dont do anything just dont go there anytime soon, and stop being a pssy a case of beer aint worth a shit 4 the store, if u fuck up w something worth in the future just assume what u ve done or dont fuck it up next time, learn from ur mistakes.

You just take the easy was out. You fucked up, but hey you will do better next time. Maybe try to be active and lessen the damage?

Meh, serve your time or top yourself. Those are your options. I attacked a few people with a chainsaw, I'm fucked too.

lurk moar newfag

what

With out a doubt, there were at least 2 intersections with cameras that appeared to be able to scan license plates. I manages to get different plates that I will make use of in one way or another. Any other plate scanners will not be able to read my plate now but a normal officer may, that is a risk that I have to take. There is no other option but to hide my plate due to plate scanners. The other option it to get caught or just turn myself in. I need my new chance, I'll do what I got to do.

Just speak with the officer. I bet you can trust him. The police is always there for you. Maybe they will call you if they got a good shot on your plate.

I wish it was that way... I may have done dumb things but I'm not stupid. If police really wanted what was best, they would try to understand every single person in the world but that's not realistic. I'll hide this to a degree and I will openly become a better person. This'll become just another bad past. The future is the only thing I can change.

Credible.

My plan now is to lay low now until it's safe. Any of you happen to have an idea when car plates are taken off of the whatever watch list it may be on? I would like to relive my life like normal again.

Have you considered moving to Mexico to start a new life under an assumed name? Pedro, for example.

No...

Your choice me ol' mucker. Have fun looking over your shoulder until your dying day, never knowing if today is the day that the feds come a-knockin'.

What I did was bad but not that bad. I won't be afraid everyday, I just need time.

A crime is a crime is a crime. Whether you murdered a baby or stole a case of beer, you're going to hell bro. I condemn thee.

I'm very much hoping that the people that caught me didn't ID my car correct. I'd say they got it right. I mean, even a slight description will work and they will check all near by cameras for anything close. All plates will be put on watch at that point. I guess they would check every one until the get the right one.

What have you done?

This. Now if you're a dumb nigger and repeatedly do this in the same store/ mall/ general area.. then you will get fucked in the ass eventually.

Wal Mart's security guys would outright document about a dozen or so people that they'd been able to catch stealing shit, but they'd wait until the total amount was $500 then bust them. I saw a niggette get a year in jail for stealing a package of pens, but that was what put her over the threshold.

Get a new-to-you car.
Get new plates.
????
ECT.

Trust me, I'll never do it again.

I'll tell you what. This is what Yea Forums is all about.

youtube.com/watch?v=zUitNQ4Ga34

>I'll never murder my parents again
Well you're not lying for once.