Celeb Thread neu
Celeb Thread neu
EEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!
>mfw
mmmmmmm
>me in the back
Wanna have sex? I'm horny, you're stressed, seems like we both benefit (pro lip reader here)
This porn I'm looking at (I know porn bad) has one chick with a double sided dildo in her and another chick is sucking on the other end, how the fuck is sucking on dildo that has no feeling in it supposed to be sexy, especially when it's half hanging out the other girl's cunt? You can't possibly envision yourself in that scenario because it makes no sense. Lesbians are a top fantasy IRL but almost all porn of it is terrible.
Just fap to celebs
You know, I'm not regretting it much yet. All I do is work the auction house, so it's basically just Free Market Simulator 2019 for me, kek. Been leveling a mage on my buddy's server, and they've made the leveling process much more streamlined in recent years, so I'm enjoying that. I already have a couple max chars this xpac though, and know that the endgame isn't great nowadays, so I'm just enjoying it while it lasts I guess.
wich one are you?
One week until more booBries
My cock is GLOWing already
>me in the middle with the pink phone looking cute
The one taking a pic of the sky
Misty is kill
can I haz your number? :3
Oh I do.
"Streamlined", that's one way of putting "literally smash your keyboard to max level without leaving the major city". I'm not gonna try and crap on your fun if you're enjoying it but I tried to play about 5 months back and I got a refund within like 5 hours.
That's pretty unrealistic.
Sorry, I have a boyfriend. :\
good choice, appreciating true beauty
good riddance
>mfw I consider myself a good catch
>mfw she doesn't want me
>That's pretty unrealistic.
Surge is also kill
It's true though, I really have a boyfriend ...
Here we are doin an anime
>Call my mom to see if she still needs help with the firewood.
>First thing out of her mouth is "sorry I have a husband".
They can't keep getting away with it.
It's really just for the social aspect of it for me, at this point. Real life buddies playing the game, online friends of 10+ years I met in WoW, etc.. MMOs in general don't really grab me like they used to, I just don't have as much time any more (although I haven't tried FF14). For the past few years Smite has been my game of choice instead
What about Giovanni?
Stop trying to have sex with your mom then ...
not that far yet lol
Friend zoned by mom, shit hurts user
reminder that there is only one Sprouse 'twin'. He just lives a double life to fug Lili AND Babs
Don't worry, classic is coming out, have fun running out of quests during leveling and using your 1 button rotation.
>remove
I know she does, silly user
I don't like anime :
This is true, it's an open secret. He's hung af too
>user
I'm literally Babs ... and I love anime, so you really had no chance.
>I just don't have as much time any more
I know that feeling, it's even worse that I can't pay attention to a game for more than like 20 minutes at a time lol
That's a disturbing thought.
Barely even finished saying "hello". Feels bad user.
I never played classic, BC was my first and it was so long ago I can't remember anything.
If she keeps shrinking she's gonna look like Gollum. Keep the curves, Daddario.
She hot tho
Bye everyone, gonna kms
>mfw I see a “meh” Babs
>I'm literally babs
well sorry, I don't believe you and tbh I don't really care
if this is actually a miracle and you are babs, keep up the good work and stay safe, but that's all I have to say to you
hey you! how is your day?
:(
my feelings are hurt
Just starting, but good so far, got coffee and waiting for work to start. How are you qt? Ready for the weekend?
name my Machop before you go user
Kek. That smug smirk is too qt
I don't have much smug
fine I'll do it myself ;_;
That's alright, just post her big pregnant belly, that's good stuff.
someone come feast on this pussy
She would be such a cock sucker. You can just tell.
more than ready tbh
would love to. JLo's a goddess
Worship all the sisters. What does that say about me?
Getting close if my material ever shows up. Working on Saturday to hopefully wrap it up. The room is hot and humid, so the sooner the better.
This old hag is clinging to her youth so badly with Photoshoped pics and it's pathetic.
Would lick her anus given the chance still though
She'd be able to keep a man for more than 10 seconds if she was
hot
d e d
Maybe it's because you ignored my request.
I don't think I even have any
crossing my fingers that it will work out :3
not ded
Baby Ari OwO
And with a short bum cheek fart!
Me in hershs arm
fk yes Grande ass
MODS
Gleefully oblivious
of the toe jam?
jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
Choose one:
- Your can fuck your favourite celeb but only one single time
or
- You meet up with her every week and have the chance to impress her for a relationship
That's a very good question, my chance of impressing Taylor are basically zero, I'd have to take the sex unfortunately. How about you?
I don't even know who my favourite is these days
bad shoop
#2 definitely
Imagine the smell!
Contemplate compassion
Grab dat titty
>my chance of impressing Taylor are basically zero
Never say never
It is a shoop, but it really isn't that bad ...
I want that lollipop!
I bet she made that ice cream with her own fat tiddy milk
It can be hard with so many to choose from.
Imagine the smell of her pillow!
Well then I'm on the right track because I never did say never lol
Lewd af
Yes exactly :(
im confident in 2
i have and decided agauinst that shit
fuck u,spamming cunt
I don't enjoy chocolate or sweet candy like that anymore, not sure why :/
And who is it?
Say that again and see what happens
Well I only want it because it was in Kate's mouf...
Do you have a celeb that you find the sexiest though?
It's because you're grown up. It's like when you're a kid and trick or treating is the best thing ever but then when you're older and you can just buy the candy you don't give a shit anymore. At least that was the case for me.
Do you like any junk food?
1 obvs
i have and decided against it, spamming cunt
Still so many...
Maddie probably
You only wanna hit it one time?
whos the celeb?
uh... I'm sorry?
Haha it's one of my fav pics of her, she has a very cute mouf, yes ..
1 > 0
That's very surprising to me, I didn't think it would be her.
This guy understands math. Would Rihanna be your first choice?
Say that one more time and see what happens
Yes
She has a very cute Kate, yes
You no dating chances in your opinion?
Why that?
is this the proper lady Karen?
I do like junk food, yeah .. despite all the fruit talk haha. I really don't eat it often though, at least I try not to ... It's usually salty type of stuff that I'll eat if I do have any.
i have and decided against it, spamming cunt
Absolutely
haha no
I'll beat you up and steal your lunch money if you ever fucking speak to Kateposter like that again, got it twerp?
You have good taste.
maybe Natty, maybe Chloe, maybe Emma
cant hear u all the way over from your bate-orbit
the one and only
didn't have enough drama recently?
shut your faces, all of you
Unfortunate
Which Chloe and which Emma?
then i wouldnt dare spraying u with hot cum as u lay barely clothed on the floor like that
without an invitation
>interjects into drama thus furthering the drama
>claims to not like drama
.........
You've been posting QTs for a long time and I feel you've not been posting Maddie for nearly as long, maybe I just don't remember very well, remember my brain isn't as big.
Salty junk food... I can't think of any junk food that's salty, but now I can bring out the fact that you eat junk food when you try to get me to eat my fruits lol, I'll try and keep it secret though.
REVERSE B L A C K E D
would love to breed her
moretz and watson
u r not curious which natty?
She has pointy elf ears
gr8 b8 m8, but that's about all the (you)'s you'll get out of me
uh huh
no me
Lol wat? Can't we have some banter? You wanna make drama out of everything. Stop
Yeah but qts aren't sexy
Dormer ofc
And nice choices
it's not drama, not yet. anons will be anons, it's fine
You're walking on thin ice, bub
>oh shit hes right
>better deflect and call him a troll
I definitely didn't expect better from you.
babsanon is a known megafag dramamonger
Fuck yes! I wish I was one of those girls so I could get that close to Tom Holland! What a HUNK.
>the drama queen and his orbiters
hmmmmmm
>me in the middle
>am boat
Can you stop one time?
You're both dramaqueens, you realize that right? Both of you do the same shit. Don't act like either of you are better than the other.
Everyone knows you're both donkeys
>any drama involves dadfu
>babs is the dramamonger
does anyone else see the logical fallacy?
>inventing drama where there is none
The babs guarantee
the moment you stop
Who among us isn't a megafag, tho?
Because most of the drama dadfu is involved in is private. Babs is constantly not letting shit die, digging up old shit, publicly spreading private conversations etc.
How's your poop deck?
Fucking this
portman
Only for cock, not for drama.
she should have been harley quinn
and suicide squad should have been a movie
Stfu all of you
at least im walking on the ground
Can you both shut the fuck up? Just post your waifus and chill out.
me
Fuck
Well then I am sorry for not asking
I'm not the one shitting up the thread this time, this is new and exciting for me.
>MFW
Swabbed
>don't cryin'
Zendaya looks cute as fuck with her hair straightened and in a ponytail
You're doing good!
See
so proud :3
pormnas all perfect and dormer has pancake tits. Why would u pick dormer?
Kek
outtakes of this shoot when?
Looks more rough in bed...
portman>dormer imo, but dormer is sexy af and mommy af so don't bully
I'm proud of u
babs hasn't been digging up anything in a long time
That's only because he was gone for like a month+
Glad to hear, they can be so messy.
shame her leak was all NN imagine her epic tits flying while she is getting pounded by BBC
compensating
My disappointment is immense and my boner is ruined
tbh I'm pretty hard right now
this tbqhwyf
Huh?
he's been on a lot for 3 weeks now
making up for the weak boobage with looking rougher in bed
another strike
pls choke me mommy
>2/10 would not bang
He was busy. There was still drama when he was gone, anons were bringing it up when he wasn't even here, talking shit about him.
but no I'm sure he's the only bad guy here, fuck him
Well imo that's a big plus
I am an ass guy anyways
I literally never said he was the only bad guy.
weak tits is a plus?
>me on the left
hi babs
>7/10 would pretend i liked it
gotta go, maybe later
Lucky rips confirm, Hersh ain't a megafag
scroll through the thread
Garters make the milk come out.
Fuck you
this is a lie, you are also a megafag
Looking rough in bed...
You a cute
all in a day's work
I've been ignoring the Belle Delphine craze (or whatever you want to call it) as best I can, I just finished watching her playing with a dead octopus for four minutes and it's damn hilarious. I think I like her and want to give her all my money now. I imagine she makes other thots more angry than anyone else. Everyone is giving their money to Belle and it makes them angry. Yeah I'm a bit jealous I can't make millions of dollars because I look good but it's not her fault for taking advantage.
that is kate
it was in reference to how other anons treat him
that wasn't babs dumbass
I read it all already. it will all just some light banter.
No metapost under this line
___________________________________
/AYBKdck
babs never fights without attaching an image
he might be an asshole, but he's not afraid of showing face
>Say that again and see what happens
>a meme from the year 2014
>calls it drama
nigga just fuck off
It's a term of endearment
ur a gigafag
I hope they listen to you. They don't listen to me :(
I just posted my Ry
you're cancer
*giga ultra super fag
OUR Ryry...
babs is a bitch
dadfu is a bitch
bd is a bitch
hersh is not a bitch
nina is not a bitch
nessa2 is not a bitch
ems might be a bitch
gerard is not a bitch
kevin is a bitch
lilyposter is not a bitch
lilifren is not a bitch
mj is not a bitch
gg is not a bitch
nessa1 is not a bitch
chad might be a bitch
purefu is sometimes a bitch
thighfag is a bitch
jb is a bitch
bootsy is a bootsy
ty *blush*
I love tootsy
I need those feet on my face. Hopefully they are very sweaty.
Those aren't legitimate SI prefixes user
PS - if you don't see yourself on this list its because you are a bitch
Unless you are will, and then you are not a bitch.
Worked up quite a sweat in those nylons.
I fucking wish
+ + - =0
Shut the fuck up
no one cares
looks like you fell into the bitch category.
See, megafag confirmed c:
The cancer arrived years after me
We were a family once upon a time
Dem feets. Love her stage photos in pantyhose...
B-but...
Que?
uh huh, thats what I need
>ems might be a bitch
>The cancer arrived years after me
>We were a family once upon a time
It's actually kind of depressing.
I miss it.
pix is a sadboi, but not a bitch
you became cancer
He ghosted us, that's a bitch move.
i have a small collection of celeb fakes for those interested
I like pix tbh
guess who is at fault
perfect
dont cryin
pix is great
Oh don't get me wrong at all, I love pix. But he can be one depressive man sometimes
I already know, I don't have to guess
this thread is teraAIDS
See now you are bullying, consider yourself a bitch
what made you decide who is a bitch and who is not?
It's never going to stop
It's literally my job
Shhh shhh, just accept it.
OMG I can't get enough of jerking off to Dakota's Feet
I never changed, buddy
But people that post before they lurk, those are cancer
Same
Skybro
Ferreirabro
Jodellebruv. I am big friends with him tho. Talking daily
:S
nessa1 is sort of a bitch
Finally someone with good taste.
so you won't answer?
you tried based lineanon ;_;
he left on his own with no drama involved. he fucked up and doesn't have the balls to face the consequences
who posted before he lurked?
I did answer. My authority is beyond question.
>nessa1 is not a bitch
Seems like you're wrong.
>he fucked up
telling us not to meta post might as well be begging us to meta post
what happened?
hi dadfu
Just saw it on wikifeet
Don't wanna look at the moon when I have those feet in front of me
A few that post nowadays
>I did answer.
no
>My authority is beyond question.
Nice try
leaving b is always a smart move
...
I would love to believe you. what specifically goes into you deciding who is a bitch and who isn't?
Have a nice vacation, take a pleasant break from this shithole.
Imagine being that insecure
...
I would LOVE to taste them
you are right
He is sick and tired of drama.
I don't decide, I just keep track of peoples actions. Unbiased archives of facts
>he fucked up
what does that mean?
how do you know who did and who didn't, mr. super brain?
you have your own views on what people should and shouldn't do as much as anyone else
There are rules, I didn't make them.
u r a slow 1, huh?
what? what rules? you aren't very clear
if you have to ask