I work at Area 51

I work at Area 51.

What do you want to know?

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How's the coffee?

aliens?

What's area 51?

How do I get a job there?

Are there many hot female coworkers?

Is the pay good?

Can you prove it?

Do you guys keep the anime catgirls a secret just to have them for yourselves? Greedy bastards

Is there a nigger equivalent of alien species?

are we getting ready too unveil anti grav ??

Where do you keep your dead?

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better than starbucks.
none
airforce experimental research base
study aeronautics and join join the airforce
85k a year
no
we dont allow external hard drives on base.
depends on your perspective.
not just yet.
cemetery.

fuck you greasy fat faggot

Huh, this shit might actually work out. Going to study aerospace engineering and do Air Force ROTC in college. Wish me luck, user.

Any actual shady stuff going on or is really just weaponry testing?

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Proofs?

better than hiking 50 miles across the desert with 2 million closet incel's

How do you cool off on hot days out there?

Should be a fun day for security forces.

>area 51
>not groom lake
filthy casual.

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nothing shady, design experimentation and stress testing.

>not S4
Okay, retard.

AC on base, patrol's stay hydrated.

>implying it's not a first-strike base for airborne delivery of biological weapons
enuff of your lies!

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Underground facility?

What happens in area 1-50?

great album btw

Intense and exhausting anal probing.

How am I not surprised

Hello

How big will the pain in your ass be if you lose your security card/ID/whatever it is you have.

(losing biometric identifiers counts as 11/10 ass pain)

fuck this thread OP is a legendary faggot

We are gonna need drinks and snacks when we come (travelling light) so any chance you and ya bros can hook a nigger up with a welcoming party, gonna be a lot of us aleeum finders so we gonna need krool aid in barrels n shieeeeet.

Do you have a big problem with these........?

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As its a need to know basis and all shit is sacred within the base if you commit a rape on the base did that rape ever actually happen??

...Asking for a friend.

really?
>did you see them??
pic related

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The ayy lmaos have brutally murdered OP with intense and exhausting anal probing, move along now plebs.

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Why are you guys' hoarding the alien puss puss, we all should have access to it.