Be me

>be me
>20
>live in sticks with parents
>desperately want a dildo
>nowhere to hide it

what inconspicuous object can i buy to fuck my butthole?

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Just venmo me i got you fam

A mortgage

homos not welcome on here fuck off faggot

I used a novelty mini batt starting at 13 and moved up to a regular baseball bat around 17

kek

You're the dumbest nigger faggot on Yea Forums.

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Just fucking find a place to hide it, dont be a pussy. Just buy a lockable tool box or something you tard