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indeed good sir

Morning, fellow white americans! How are you doing? Personally i can't wait to fill my 5 years old son's body with hormones

Don't call me sir you fucking cuck

My lawn is fresh mowed

would you rather be called a ma'am then?

Nice weather we're having

roll

have some respect for the delightful OP's rules

eat my fucking cock

Shits gonna hit the fan i feel it

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yo - anyone drop these trips? cause I found em.

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Doing fine.

you're always going to have faggots that don't give a shit

Everyone, has anything new come up recently?

just mods be moddin with sticky threads

Well it's a wonderful day in the neighborhood.

care for a spot of tea good fellow?

jolly good try

Gee I really would a like a coffe right now.

So blessed to be blogging with such damper fellows

Good evening fellow 4channers
I hope you're all having a good day

I would certainly be glad and grateful if anyone from germany was kind enough to please tell me how do I say Joseph's Joestar's famous line "Now you'll say [sentence]" in german. It's for a funpost to goof around with my friends for a bit until we get bored of it
thanks!

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

Enjoy a tune good sir

I say, these rascally numbers are terribly difficult sometimes. Carry on.

Thanks, comrade. It's quite a good tune to relax to

really is.

Wonderful trips were having today wouldnt you say?

need trips

Hello, kind sir.

single digits only coming through

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Greetings fellow internet enthusiasts, splendid day I must say, just had my morning coffee and look forward too seeing your frightfully witty posts today.

I must say, Yea Forums is much more community spirited then other areas of the internet and it is a pleasure meet you all, even if we never meet in person.

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roll

Please calm down old chap.

Such kind citizens we have around this neighborhood today, wouldn't you say?

Indeed my good sir, and thank you so much for replying to my post, it made my day and the day has just begun!

Indubitably.

trips

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People like to say you guys are disgusting psychopaths when in reality you're all just people with nothing else to do to kill time

I like you all actually

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Congratulations on the checked dubs, my good sir.

What people?

I must say the mods to a fabulous job, unpaid mind you, keeping this forum splendid for all of us, lets take a moment too remember the mods and how nice they are and they never troll us with bans.

Oooh close there fella

No, you!

Every other outsider who writes or reads mainstream articles

hello fellas

Hello fine sirs

Oh my, see, your politeness rebounded gifting you dubs my good man, and not just any, but double zeros. I say, things are looking up today!

Ohh yes after my long weeks as a Yea Forums lurker, I always thought how awesome the mods must be.

:)

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:)

oh i wouldn't know. one time i was banned for a few days after shitposting (or at least tried to) a pic but turned out "subject to copyright infringement" or some lame ass excuse.

Why yes, young lady, ask us without showing your mammaries.

woah there friend, you may need to slow it down

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Gentlemen

Statistically you good chaps have a 10 in 1000 chance to hit the jackpot.

You're getting a little rowdy there, son.

Thank you for telling us the odds

Couldn't you have waited just a sec to post???? Oh well nice try ol chap!

Devil trips stay away

there's no indication when the magic number appears

Simplified to a one out of one hundred chance, for all the fellow mathematicians here in this good neighborhood.

My goodness it's been a drought of trips today

Perhaps we will be lucky with 7's this post

A close one, old chap!

A very large oof indeed

Thank you KINDLY for correcting me my good man! There's NOTHING I like more than a random guy correcting me on the internet! Well played!

>we all go mad when someone gets trips
>No one gets trips
>We're all civil with each other until the end of time
>???
>World peace

'Tis a splendid hope. If only...

World peace

Childrens laughter

Good idea! I think it has merit. Good call sir!

Perhaps we will be gifted with 111111?

Hexes? only a dream

Could it be?

Please

Truly a desirable turn of events eh? What what , jolly good, indubitably

Ah, for today it is but a chance in a million...

>10 in 1000
I suggest you make that fraction irreducible ('1 in 100') lest you make a fool of yourself among other mathematically-enthused peers. Sometimes, they can be very nitpicking and they will express it harshly.
Otherwise thank you for running the maths for us all.

Of course that could NEVER have jinxed us friend! I like your style. Hell you can fuck my sister!

fuck you nigger loving athiest cucks

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Cheerio

Off by a boars hair ! Cheerio , right-o , smashing

Can any of you chaps use some financial assistance?? My wallet is open!

* waits patiently before spamming "nigger faggot" in this thread *

Pray tell, how old is your sister?

I remember when I got quints once in a thread like this.

I especially like the part about loving! Great post dear friend!

Off by a boars hair good sir . Right ho , cheerio , shamshing

...

Your mean-spirited kind is not welcome in our lovely community

I say this post should be reported for violating the United States Law of proper etiquette.
Pshhhh! Away you go.

What a waste

14 prime numbers from zero my good man!

Aye, but you received dubs in return!

Reply or mom die

...

Indeed good sir . What ho , i do declare , cheerio , smashing , snoddley whickets

What a nice thread, until we roll trips of course.Everyone have a Satania.

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ZZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZzzz

I feel like a waste of space for the lack of my gets

Puppies!

Don't sleep, for you have received dubs!

nickels!

Is something wrong good fellow? Tis a glorious day! What with the friendly atmosphere and simply sublime weather and whatnot

Off by 5 cents... heh

Dear me , now that was close!

No, no. Thanks for the inquiry.

Eh

Thanks for the supporting words

Die

Sign of the cross!

I must admit that as long as she has a pulse, she is welcome in my harem.

It appears you have been blessed with dubs twofold, my kind sir!

I’ll bite

Of course kind sir , always looking to lend a hand .....unless.....those dastardly thrice repeating numerals render their ugly heads...

>Tfw you get trips in a civilized thread

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Always happy to give assistance when need be !

The luck of the Irish is upon us all!

We won't have to worry about those trips today, for this thread is barren.

Aloha Snackbar

Tsk tsk, let us enjoy our peaceful night, gentleman. Perhaps you could entertain us with one of your fancier whiskeys.

Indeed my good man , what fortuitous odds i dare say .

You are so right, my friend.

How about a game of crazy eights? Go fish?

Checkmate!

Well well well

Ha! That's a funny play on words. Good show!

So close my friend

...

Ah , a member from the community of the religion of peace!! What an auspicious and dare i say exotic occasion! Tell me good sir , how do thee fare?

If I was German, I would say nein...

What?

May one only hope to not grow so close to the dastardly digits.

one is the lonliest number that there could be...

Of course , how crass of me . Do indeed help yourselves. Only good malt here i would be so bold as to venture to say . Yes , quite , jolly good

I won!

Oh, what a thrill. This gentleman puts on quite a show, playing with fire like that.

My, my!

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I'm proud of all of you.

Indeed , a bit of the ol daring do i must say so myself.

It’s getting sad in here

In reality, you have. Our kindness and serenity is kept safe for now with your odd numerals, kind sir.

How about a trip?

I do enjoy civil company so.
Dare I dream the dreaded trips evade our solitude eternally?

And to you good sir ! Cheers !

Its okay, user. We're all here for each other.

My my good sir now THAT was a close one! I must wipe my brow .

See you next fall

:(

Three, is a magic number...

They just might. It would be a beautiful thing if we had an entire thread filled with such polite and kind words.

How dubbly of you

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I say, all these responses and not one sequential matching number thrice.

Double 1's 2's and 4's.
A dashing set of digit's.
Just dandy chap.

aaaawwww

All friends here

Release the trips, please

what do you know

The lord is upon us, for He has kept the good in the world.

I want a bagel with cream chease

This moving image is among the most wholesome I've seen all day.

ONE OFF AHHHHHH

rollerino

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I have heard similar, tell me.... are you fluent in the customs and procedures of such esoteric forms of this numerology?

Woah, buddy, that was close!

Hawaii 5-5-5 oh

I’m not a robot

The walls are closing in!

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Do not wish for beelzebub's numberals in this thread, for it is blessed.

Say what?

NIGGER

Do not panic good , twas a passing glance but we must be more careful in the future!

Lest you think lowly of yourself, we are merely having such a fun time, for it is understandable that you might get ahead of yourself. You are quite an agreeable host to say the least.

Ol' lady luck got you down? Help yourself to some Glenlivet, mon ami, courtesy of your here host.

Just let it be over

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Fuck you asshole

dam son.

HOLY SHIT HASIFOPHUIOQEDFUYB!QGD)&*^Y!G#

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Good afternoon bitches

REEEEEREEEEERERREEEEEE

GOT EM FUCK EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

No your a complete cunt. Fuck off faggot.

Here comes the party pooper. You better leave or else… Roger, go get the shotgun.

YOU DONE IT LADS!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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You festering piece of maggot shit. All of you are useless soft cock cunts.

Hey, better watch your tongue pal, or we're going to expel you.

No you, good afternoon. It's 1 am in America therefore it's morning. Fuck you.

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I feel myself chAngIng....I cAn FEel it......
BITTER CUM DUMP DIAPER BOSS SUCKING A PERIOD BLOOD AND ANCHOVIE SMOOTHIE FROM THE PROTRUDING ANUS OF A THREE DAYS DEAD NIGGER , KIKE KIIIIKE KIIIIIIIIIKE

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Fuck off, it's night. How incompetent.

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Don't you dare scream at me, you insolent prick! Come at me if you dare!

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>Timezones

I AM NOT SCREAMING I AM PROJECTING!

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>hit [update]>i see this shitI swear to fucking god you absolute crippled son of a bitch nigger i’m gonna make you wish you were picking up cotton still, for ass’s fucking sake.You had to come into this thread and fucking ruin it for every single one of the cock-loving cum-guzzling gloryhole-enthusiastic fags in this threadi bet the fucking jap in charge of this site doesn’t even know english otherwise he would’ve banned you already.i’mma pick up a shotgun and leave a hole in your black ass torso so big that i could fit my cock in it, and i don’t mean to brag.

i fucked up the spacing

>hit [update]
>i see this shit
I swear to fucking god you absolute crippled son of a bitch nigger i’m gonna make you wish you were picking up cotton still, for ass’s fucking sake.You had to come into this thread and fucking ruin it for every single one of the cock-loving cum-guzzling gloryhole-enthusiastic fags in this threadi bet the fucking jap in charge of this site doesn’t even know english otherwise he would’ve banned you already.i’mma pick up a shotgun and leave a hole in your black ass torso so big that i could fit my cock in it, and i don’t mean to brag.

There's only one timezone and it's AMERICA!

you fucking look like one, you square-headed motherfucker

YOU ABSOLUTE MONG , YOU COMPLETE AND TOTAL NINCOMPOOP. AND DARE I SAY YOU NANCY NONCE

I understand your frustration.

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I CHALLENGE YOU SIR TO A DUEL OF CONCRETE FILLED RUBBER CHICKENS AT DAWN WITH ONE ARM BEHIND OUR BACKS DRUNK ON TEQUILA AND COUGH SYRUP RENDITIONS OF THE LEMON DROP .