Celeb Thread - Why Are You Not Drunk edition

Celeb Thread - Why Are You Not Drunk edition

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so happy to see you vicky..

I don't drink anymore

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lets see how many vickys it takes before i get hard

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i'm not Vicky, silly user
why do you not drink anymore?

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Stay hydrated

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to make you get hard?

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because I'm high

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Maximum nut

JJ is always hydrated

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what...but

Who says I'm not?

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I am drunk though, or at least getting that way, on 3rd mixed drink

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JJ is pure sex

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one of the three acceptable reasons

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She is as cute as the shet

hi Victoria how are you doing

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Indeed

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overrated and literally not a celeb

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Trips confirm jj is pure sex

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but our dicks tho

Almost dieded

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checked

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what a dumb dog

God she just hnnnnghhh

shes as much of a "celebrity" as lia marie johnson, so basically ...not

what are you drinking?
i am not Victoria, silly user
did you have to get your stomach pumped and/or a liver transplant?

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She's more popular than many "celebs" are. Joint the 21st century YouTube and Insta are where it's at.

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wish I had the original

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skol and coca cola, im a pretty cheap drunk

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Of course qt Kateanon.

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But lucky
No. I almost froze to death

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Shes also hot as fuck

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That too

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lol she lookslike anne frank

can't spell jew without ew

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jesus no, just stop dude, e-thots are not fuckikg celebs. Pic related, someone who has actually been in good movies and made alot of money.

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kek

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So tight

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>someone who has actually been in good movies

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no shame in that. also, try it with lemonade
passed out in the snow?
angery qt

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dude is that Gail the Snail doing some Lara Croft cosplay? Actually pretty hot

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I drink it with something else every night, Sprite, coke, dr pepper, minute maid lemonade, bepis, mtn dew every now and then

Jesus Christ

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Yes but not cosplay, that's from 24 where she played Chloe

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user jerk my dick off i hate u,,

nice to see an actual celeb posted here

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Yes

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Its like you are trying to make me explode

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are you trying to make me cum..

She's perfect.

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oh. Well damn, she looks alot like Lara Croft but I guess now that you say that the outfit is wrong, I've never seen her in anything other than it's always sunny, I thought she was pretty hot as Gail, like in a trashy kinda way

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I kinda love Emma

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is it vodka every night?
idk what this means
fell in a river once. hypothermia is a bitch

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yep all skol all the time

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fucking kiss me..

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That's because she actually is pretty hot, and they made her up to be gross

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Hnghhhh

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What's not to love...

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i love a nice young english lady

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Steined!

New fave is Carey Mulligan. I'd fuck her all afternoon... Jesus Christ

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upgrade

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I mean she kinda looks like she sucks BBC for a living, and uhh I'd be ok with that if there were videos

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have any of her thighs/ass? ill seriously blow my load

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God shes incredible

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im gon babecock this photo

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Holy shit

White girl has spasm?

she looks like a lunch lady, pass

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her accent is adorable

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god plz user im about to shoot.. give me her ass

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you got to do what you got to do to get a buzz
i'd rather you didn't but i can't stop you

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True it is

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That fucking ass. My god.

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From northern england so can't really stand the poshness.

Ah well... She'd have her panties in her mouth anyway

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JJ gets me so hyped to fap. It’s more than turning me on it’s like fuck yes this is going to be amazing.

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Absolutely perfect

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Both perfect assistants

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Eeeeeeep!

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liking younger emma more recently

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thank you..it felt so good

Would love to watch

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Good heavens

Eeeep eeeeep eeeep!

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go make your own thread stupid cunt isn't even a fucking celebrity, and shes not hot

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I like em all.

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Why so mad

uWu

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...

Need more prime

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Oh my

eeep eep eep ep

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need more dubs

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fuckfuck I'm cumming...

tanks' empty

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jj

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So tempting

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young Emma is best Emma

i like where this is heading

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Now show the 50 year old fat fucker she was banging on the trip the paps caught her with.

Dear fucking god

HNGHHHHH

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Damn she’s cute af

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I haven't been in a celeb thread in like...a couple years, I got locked up over some stupid bullshit, anyone been around here for a while? I was the munnisher. I still love olivia.

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10/10 would go to prison

Carey looked SO GOOD at the royal wedding

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I have to pee, may have over hydrated.

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Whos kid did you fiddle

^jew

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welcome back

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100 is a jew word
emoji is from jews
capitalization is from jews
space is from jews
space jam is a jewishhhh show
theyre all from jews

How old?

jews morph into babies

Wrong they drink children's blood

I went to safp (substance abuse felony punishment) not a kiddy diddler you fuck

...

Because it matters when they look like that

Nah I’d fuck

old enough, we will leave it at that

Looks like it she’s cute af