Wizard here. How do you find someone willing to have sex with you?

r u ugly, user?

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No, but I'm certainly not hot either. I'm average at best.

Name or link? Looks a lot like my ex from high school.

Make sure the knife is sharp

>average
>six figures
ur doing better than me dude u just gotta have some confidence talk to absolute munters and work ur way up you'll be slaying puss in no time

Do you not see the name of the site that pic is from, you fucking retarded nigger?

kylie quinn
man, you're so edgy and cool

what's your ideal sex partner?
inb4 female
inb4 alive

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Be rich, tall/handsome/fit, smart/funny. Women care about those things in that order.
I know it sounds shallow, but wealth is the most important aspect of men for women.
Having a good personality will help a little, but know that wealth/social status and looks are 95% of the deal.

High school is when you learn how to get laid. If you didn't learn then I have no idea how to help you.

Maybe get some prostitutes. Have sex. Ask them what to do

dubs of truth.
the uglier you are, the wealthier you have to be.

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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

>Ask them what to do

>me no inglesh

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just maintain a social life and you'll be good, don't do creepy shit and when the opportunity arises ask a woman out, its not rocket science

Your forgot big cocks in the first position

There's got to be more to it than just talking to them. Like I said, I've been working on talking to more women, and there's absolutely nothing sexual there. How do you transition past just talking?
Honestly, without having any experience, it's kinda hard to know the answer to this question. But probably something like:
>quirky and cute, but probably not "hot"
>interested in outdoorsy things and nerdy things
and most important
>wants to have sex with me

You’re too comfortable. Get out and do something different like joining a class or traveling to someplace new. Go find what you want, it isn’t coming to you.

I already mentioned I make good money, and that doesn't seem to be helping. If money is the most important thing, I should be having more sex than at least 75% of the country.
How do you know when the opportunity is right? I have no idea how to tell when its appropriate to ask a woman out.

Nop. They dont really care about that either. They can get big cock elsewhere. If you dont fuck her right she will cheat.
If you are rich and have a small dick you are pretty much doomed to be a cucked sponsor. So dont marry, fuck bimbos and drive way too fast.

Legit the best advise you can take is this: work on your career and get /fit/.

sentient

>quirky and cute, but probably not "hot"
>interested in outdoorsy things and nerdy things

you're demanding too much. just keep the last point.
>wants to have sex with me

is she fat? fine. is she hairy. you dont care. its only important that she's interested in you and want to have some sexy time

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>If you are rich and have a small dick you are pretty much doomed to be a cucked sponsor. So dont marry, fuck bimbos and drive way too fast.
redpilled/10

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I mean big cocks for having sex not a gf. Op is a fucking wizard, i would start to get laid...gf and wife can wait.

I don't think having a big cock would really help a virgin get laid. By the time the pants are off, she's probably not going to turn me down because I've got an average dick. And even if I had a massive dick, she'd have no way of knowing beforehand.
That's just the ideal. In reality, I'd settle for
>female
>alive
Exactly as predicted.
>wants to have sex with me
is still a huge plus though.

Just get comfortable with her and shoot your shot. You'd be really surprised how easy it is dude. Go out to bars. Hit on a lot of women. Have big dick energy and don't let rejection discourage you. There's so much pussy everywhere. Just go out and do it bro

>Go out to bars. Hit on a lot of women.
asking a women IRL out is much harder, then using Tinder tho

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If i have money i would fuck only prostitutes. I have a gf only for free sex

Be attractive
Lift weights
Get a nice haircut to give confidence
Cologne
Get nice clothes

Getting /fit/ is obvious. I'm working on that. Going out on a long hike this weekend.
People keep mentioning career, but what the fuck am I supposed to do with a good career for it to matter? I have a nice house and a nice car, and I could easily afford to take a woman on a nice date if only she wanted to go.

have u tried tinder?

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You are really a novice. Of course you have to mention the big cock if you know you have one.

>I have a gf only for free sex
>gf
>free sex

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We are awful degenerates and we raid any online game with a chatbox and spam musted.

discord dot gg/qfTaQU7

Accepting

> e girls
>Incels
>Nazis
>Commies
>Jews
And the vast unwashed hordes of the internet

Have a professional career and own property

It's really not. If you don't have the confidence to talk to women in person and try and get them to go back to a hotel room with you then you're not going to have the confidence for sex. My best advice is go and get a few drinks in you and just try. You're going to strike out, a lot. But if your type is
>Alive
>Female
>Trying to bang
There's no better place to try and find women than going out to bars and paying attention to the room and picking out girls that are in your league.
I'm not a wizard so I wouldn't know what you're going through but if you find a decent looking girl and buy her some drinks and be smooth and not creepy you'll get your peepee suckled on for sure

Hahah im fat and i have sex everyday

For me the desire for sex is based at least as much on her enjoying it as on me enjoying it. A prostitute wouldn't really help.
Haven't tried tinder. I'm intimidated by stats like this. Women on tinder have access to whatever man they want, so why would they pick anyone below the top 10% of looks?
Ok. I guess I'll keep that in mind for if I'm ever reincarnated with a big cock.
Make six figures. Own house. No sex. Read the thread.

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Make 7 figures

Find someone fatter/uglier than you, don't be a total autist.

Splurge on the girlfriend experience.
That way you go on a virtual date and get your nut.
Hookers hear it all so even talk to her. Ask her.
Talk to people.
Find something that isn't a rank pool of sauce and participate.
Don't expect to get laid.
Don't feel you deserve it.
You aren't entitled.
You may make friends which is a good thing.
Heck they might like you but have no interest in fucking you.
But, if you are interesting or funny they might introduce you to their friends.

You are such a bitch

There's no other way for you op. Neck yourself

Is not freesex if it was consensual?

Hoenstly, I have no idea. Unfortunately, this is going to sound like "Just bee yourself" which is poor advice.

>be me
>30-something college student who got a late start on education
>married, always have my wedding ring on
>at a summer internship away from home
>meet some locals
>go out partying with them a few times
>one of their friends is a QT azn we'll call S
>S and I get on pretty well
>out partying one night
>S is getting pretty comfy with me
>we're both drinking at a local bar with dance floor
>go to dance
>she "accidentally" gripes my BWC a few times
>then looks at my hand, where my wedding ring has been since we met
>user what is this?
>my wedding ring
>you're married?!
>yes. I talk about my wife all the time. She's coming to visit in a few weeks.
>she gets weird and distant for a bit
>shows up later a little sloppy
>we're both drunk
>she starts talking about it not being cheating of we're in different states
>I say no thanks, I don't think I could look at my wife after doing something like that
>she stops, sways, nods and agrees.
>later that night we go for Tacos and she tells me about how her ex (husband or fiance, I don't know) cheated on her and she hasn't been in a relationship since
>and she's glad I didn't do that to my wife
>part as friends

I have no idea what I did besides be comfortable and not pursue sex. Honestly, most of the time I've had pussy on offer has been when I'm in a relationship. I think girls can smell desperation on unattached guys.

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Problem is, "creepy" is just a euphemism for "not attractive". If a not attractive aka creepy guy hits on a woman, it's considered borderline sexual harassment in modern society. I don't want to get #metoo'd
Oh boy, is that really the minimum bar now for getting laid?
I'm not sure how to not be a total autist though. I don't know how to flirt, and her being fat doesn't make that any less true. If I try to escalate by touching her arm or something like all the puas say you should, it always ends up being awkward and unnatural.

are you white?
then go to the phillipines for a few weeks and get a pinay gf. and have some sexy time

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That’s why I asked for a name or link, I knew what site.

just money basically

I think she probably saw the ring and decided to pursue you, just pretending that she didn't see it. A man with a ring can obviously attract at least one woman, so she knows you're worth going after.

Obviously 7 figures is you bar you sexless autist

Im not young anymore. I dont give a shit about her orgasm. If you are a wizard you are 30y+ like me, you arent young anymore too.

*your

> A man with a ring can obviously attract at least one woman, so she knows you're worth going after.
should i fake being married and hope for the best?

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Maybe. She seemed pretty surprised by it.

But honestly, women are so weird when it comes to attention, sex, and dating that there's really no way to tell. And she was definitely down to fuck until I said something. The accidental groping was in no way sneaky.

Yep I'm white. Why do you think they'd be more likely to want to fuck me than someone here though?
For just busting a nut, masturbation works fine. What's the point of sex if there isn't any connection?

Get a cool hobby, like playing guitar, and pretend to be more into that than into women. Do this around women somehow

Trust me: you think you cant look at your wife if you cheat but in reality you can.

>Why do you think they'd be more likely to want to fuck me than someone here though?
because they want to escape poverty. they hope you fall in love with them and take them to the states.

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I wouldn't. I think it has less to do with the ring and more to do with the fact that I'm not trying to be involved with them.

Women thrive on attention, and it's honestly only gotten worse as time goes by. So when a guy doesn't cater to their whims and fall all over themselves for their pussy, the woman views it as a challenge.

What I think happened with the Asian girl is that she didn't notice the ring and she was trying to get me invested because I was aloof. When she saw the ring, she realized that my distance had nothing to do with being interested or uninterested, but was instead because I was already taken.

If you put on a ring and go chasing tail, it might work for some girls, but anyone you get emotionally invested with doing that is going to be the type of girl that will sleep with a married man.

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This is the answer.

OP check out RSD Tyler on youtube he makes videos specifically on how to do this

sure you can, if you're a fag.

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Be an architect is a romantic comedy movie.

You're a woman? You know what to do then

Maybe you, not me. I value my wife and our relationship too much.

>its the year 2025
>hey Yea Forums my fucking wife cheated on me
>i'm soooo fucking angry
>REEEEEEEEE

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What a faggot

She is probably cheating on you

She already cheated on me but she say they never fuck again

Not the same fag

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I've seen a few of his videos. Good stuff. Are there any in particular you'd recommend?
Are men not allowed to want sex to be more than just physical?

this op. its pretty easy to get a gf in the phillipines. then dump her after you had enough fun with her

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Speaking from experience? Or is this just the stereotype?

>being this pissed that others are in a stable relationship

I hope you don't harbor the same animosity for your significant others.

Tbh I'm probably in a much better position to cheat than her. She's basically the female version of /r9k/. All of her friends are my friends first and she refuses to go anywhere without asking me first, so she's basically put herself under my thumb.

Think what you want about it, I guess.

Be talk to them and be honest
Say: "you know, we could talk eachothers ear off all night but id really like to insert my reproductive organ into your reproductive organ and stimulate the nerves within to send countless action potentials sending positive feedback to the brain to intensify further signaling cascades and allocate further energy resources to the promotion of the event for climax and secrete a solution containing lubricant and cohesive fluid with my gametes suspended in it all over your face."

Theyll fuck you no doubt

Stop asking Yea Forums for advice, for a start.

We are pissed for you

I'm sure she wouldn't think I'm a total weirdo if I said something like that. Sounds like something a normal human would say, for sure.
I don't know who else to ask.

Go door to door and ask them nicely.

Datesite and apps work great if you are not too ugly

Stop coming to Yea Forums
Stop fapping/watching porn
Stop drinking/smoking

Hit the gym
Socialize
Improve yourself

After not fapping for about a week or two, you'll have an urge to go out and get some pussy, like nature intended.

The period from meeting to fucking varies on many factors, and only can figure it out for yourself.

tl;dr Return to the biological sense to reproduce. Don't put pussy on a pedestal and it will come to you.

>Ask for a coffe about 10 times
>Ask if she/he wants to go to your place
if not > repeat with another 1

Does not fapping actually help? Have you (or anyone else here) tried it? Right now, fapping is the only thing that keeps me sane in an endless sexless desert. After a few days without I start going crazy.
>go on 10 dates
>every one of them is coffee
Holy fuck that sounds boring, even to a wizard.

i'm speaking from experience. i've been there february this year. its very easy for white foreigners to have a local gf. they'll be hitting on you multiple times during the day.

i'm recommending cebu city. the night life is great and the locals are even better.

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you're making serious money. why dont you just buy a high class sex doll?

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How are you at picking up girls normally? If you're normally decent at it, then your experience there is probably what a normal attractive guy would see, and not indicative of how things would work for a wizard.

>after a few days without it I start going crazy

That means you want to fuck. Go to a bar/cafe/event. Anything with women where you can spark organic conversation.

The last time I went just a mere 6 days without fapping, I was hitting up every female in my phone just to hang out. I even went to the grocery store to peacock, subconsciously. But then I bought whiskey and beat off and didn't follow up and get pussy that night.

Channel that pent up energy into exercise. Or Socializing. You won't hit a home run on your first attempt, but you need to gain experience first.

>Sports
Also helps to find one as spergy as you are

Because I don't think I'd enjoy it any more than masturbation, and that honestly sounds like an even more pathetic existence than just being a "normal" virgin.
Did any of them agree to hang out? Most of the women in my phone have boyfriends or husbands, but hanging out is still fun. Just no sex.

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Most people over estimate their worth to the opposite sex. You thinking your average means dick to them.

Confirmed ape man. Never kiss virgin for life.

I rest my case judge.

go to a bar a hour before closing time

>How are you at picking up girls normally?
i'm an autist/10. so i dont pick up girls.
i'm decent looking and white.

they actually belive that white's have superior genes and europe and america is a fucking paradise. they desperately want to escape the phillipines. they poorer they are the harder they crave for white dick.

i was just semi drunk, visited a club and sat at the bar and waited. just after 5 mins the first woman hit on me. its that easy. i'm a fucking autist but still managed to get laid. i'm sure you can do it as well.

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thats actually a good strategy.

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Why? How does that help?

because the ones who are left alone drinking a desperate and drunk, brainlet.

you dont even need to talk to them, just make eye contact and smile at them. if they smile back they want to fuck you.

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It it relatively common for women to remain alone at a bar for that long? Seems like by then if she wanted to fuck someone, she'd already be fucking someone.

Assuming you've done all the previously mentioned, keep your expectations in check. Ask out girls you find average if you're getting "no's" because you ask out tens

there are women who havent been picked up. so its your time to shine.

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Be interesting
>take up a hobby (preferably one that isnt populated by 95% men)
>find someone who shares said hobby
>use hobby as excuse to hang out with girl
>increase propinquity with prospective slam piece
>??????
>profit

How long should you know someone before asking her out? Too soon and she doesn't know you well enough. Too late and you're already friendzoned.

>Too soon and she doesn't know you
If she doesn't know you she can get to know you... on your dates with her

So you'd recommend just asking strangers out on a date then?

Six figures? Nigga just buy some sex. Purely single man making six figures is fuckin loaded.

the real secret

hit on EVERYTHING
it's really that simple
eventually you will learn what works and what doesn't.
Expect alot of rejection. But unless your chad. Which is not 90% of us. You just keep trying. Until you get one.

Is sex with a prostitute actually enjoyable? It sounds awkward and uncomfortable.
Presumably outside of existing social circles though, right? I don't really want to be known as the guy who hit on and got rejected by every woman he knows.

the ring concept triggers in a woman's brain that some other female saw something in you worthy enough to marry and that you are a good man. Therefor, she wants what ever your wife sees in you but wants to snatch it from your wife. Women can be just as selfish and nasty as men

Yeah, if you're confident enough someone will say yes. Don't only shoot for the moon though, aim for someone around the middle of the road. Shotgun requests all over

Presumably you should have a conversation first though, right? Or do you just walk up to someone and immediately ask her out?

Two of the five or six agreed to hangout. After I was too drunk to drive unfortunately.

Find single women. Again, go to events or public places where people meet and socialize. There are websites and apps for this. Research what's happening in the local area. Do what interests you. Dance lessons, martial arts classes, cooking, painting, anything.

Have some light conversation first yeah, it can be as simple as complimenting her. Don't be a creep about it though.

Do you do anything in particular to make it obvious that it's a date, and not just hanging out?

>uhmm… hey. can i touch vagina?

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>have an attractive face
>be tall, preferably over 180cm

That's it

Go browse Lookism or Looksmax and realize how over it is for all of us

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The answer is right at the end of your arm. Her name is Rosy Palm.

Wisdom incoming: if you’re awkward and not super attractive, continue to develop real friendships with women you enjoy as friends, and never shoot your shot. Be clear you are friends, but are looking to date generally. They will be the ones to set you up, vouch for you, and provide access to a universe of women outside your circle. Girl friends are the best wing men.

Well i'd only call it hanging out if she says "I don't really know you"

That's kinda the path I'm trying right now. I'm not trying to be more than friends with any of them. Just trying to enjoy friendship for what it is.
Do you think they'd be insulted though if we hang out, have a good time together, and then I mention I'd like to find someone to date, but don't ask her?

you stop focusing on the "finding someone" part of your sentence, and start focusing on the "willing to [anything] with you" part.

Work on your flaws.

Just cast "suggestion" at this point. I don't see the conflict.

My biggest flaw is being unable to attract women though, so the two go hand in hand.

sry m8. lets be honest. there is no help for you out there.

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Get a job and shower regularly.
The rest will happen by itself.

I have a job and shower once or twice a day. What am I doing wrong?

find something you are passionate about, obviously something more important than sex. Commit to it and live your life in pursuit of some goal. Interact as you genuine self in your daily life.stop watching porn if you do, stop masturbating if you do. The passion for something in life will make women more motivated to look at/be interested in you. The lack of pron/masturbating will drastically increase your confidence/reduce you risk management to the point where you will be comfortable making moves on women who are now interested in you.

Money ALWAYS works

>Wizard here
it's easy, first you put on your robe and wizard hat...

If she likes you, or reveals that she enjoys thinking you’re being flirtatious (which you shouldn’t be) that’ll probably be clear before you bring up your desire to see someone. Also see her as someone you can gain perspective with, and help out, not just use as a tool to gain access, which is to say id ask her about her love life before requesting help on yours. You guys can provide a lot of insight and support and fun strategy together. My girl friends are hilarious when digging into me about my actual girlfriend, or lack of.

There are definitely things I'm passionate about.
It's hard to imagine something being more important than sex at this point though. There are tons of different things I've never done, but the only one of those things that makes me feel empty is sex.
Don't most guys watch porn and masturbate? And also have sex?

One secret I've found is if you can be good looking, finding sex is easy.

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Buy a Compass from the 1800s

>willing

is not always necessary

This is what I do

OP you still here?

I am interested.

You interested in some one on one social training?

36 yo wizard here.
All posts like this always have someone suggesting hookers as and easy-to-go solution but, it's really worth it?
Does anyone here actually lose his virginity to a prostitute? it's worth the risk of AIDS or any other crap? Do you really feel like you acomplish anything or you feel empty afterwards?

this is me

Im being serious. Befote the thread closes. Email me.

HeistFBA@gmail dot com

I honestly would like to help you

Or any one really

Definitely do it out of your social circles. If you're the guy who hits on everyone you just won't get invited. Join groups or teams if you want to do something that just puts you by girls without there being any expectation of having to talk to them immediately.

ya gat ta giit sleeping pills

I have absolutely no friends and am not old enough to go to bars in this authoritarian burgershithole
How do I get pussy?

If you are male and not that attractive, it’s actually incredibly hard to get laid. Don’t let Ms. Sweetcheaks spreading for the camera convince you otherwise...she’s doing it for the money. Best advice I can give you is to cast a wide net and lower your standards...or eliminate them entirely. Your inability to get laid isn’t actuallythat uncommon. Your inability to get into relationships with women that lead to sex is actually the problem. You fix it by accepting that, unless you have something to offer that is obvious (and your wizard status suggests that you do not) you are going to struggle and have to do a lot of work that very few men do not have to do.

if that's your only problem I guess you're hopeless

>Your inability to get into relationships with women that lead to sex is actually the problem
bingo!