>be you
>be unarmed
>walking home
>hear twig snap behind you
>turn around
>see pic related
WWYD?
Be you
Sebastian Wood
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Henry Phillips
>Pussy approaches me for a change
Get my chloroform ready
Luis Perez
First off why would I be unarmed?
Second why am I walking anywhere?
Third why is there a mountain lion in the middle of the city?
Carter Jackson
stand ground, stare back, wait until it leaves. it wont attack unless you run or turn your back to it.
Parker Cox
>pull out pocket knife
>let out a war cry
>prepare to pass through the gates of Valhalla
>or become a legend
Jose Bell
Open my jacket to make myself appear larger and make guarded noises while holding my ground and staring at it.
Kayden Williams
Jaxson Barnes
Be thankful it's not gay bigfoot trying to clap my cheeks.
Noah Harris
drop pants and fap to a pussy
Joshua Morales
You mean what I would do after crapping myself? Probably freeze
Connor Robinson
I would act spastic to confuse it. If it fears I'm crazy, maybe it thinks I'm contagious and I'll survive.
>Dance off, bro. Me and you!
Colton Gomez
give the kitty a very needed belly rub
Tyler Gutierrez
I'm black. Would be no trouble
Austin Green
kek. niggers have some special bond with mountain lions??
Daniel Adams
They can't stand the smell.
Xavier Allen
Steve French?
Jacob Fisher
Die
William Taylor
Back away slowly and keep your neck guarded. Unless you are 4’11” Manlet chances are it’s not trying to hunt you, you may just be in it’s territory. Leave slowly and it’ll let you go.
If it decides to attack, you’re probably fucked. But keep your neck guarded at all costs. If it gets a hold of a limb try to shove it further into its mouth to activate gag reflex so it lets you go. Never turn your back, ever.
Small blade could do some damage but doubtful it’ll be lethal. Think you’d have to bodyslam it’s head or something.
Joshua Wood
Jeremiah Diaz
Cum
Carter Adams
Become my true self, be the thunder cat....Mew!!!
Jayden Phillips
i mean... he didn't attack him. the guy just got scared and finally shot him kek
Matthew Butler
TOTSUGEKI
Carter Hughes
Become a jogger fag first I guess.
Andrew Sanchez
Kek
Owen Ortiz
that's what you do. if wild cat or coyote bites onto your limb, you're supposed to shove it further into their mouth or throat and then choke it to death. they have big paws but if you can get a good grip on their neck, you can easily finish one off.
Dylan Jackson
Just shit. Just shit my fucking pants.
Connor Jackson
>WWYD?
>lock eyes with the beast, because that's a good idea
>confidently start walking toward it while making clicking and kissing sounds, saying "here, kitty kitty"
>make friends with big cato
>ride my new battle lion into town
>bitches wanna pet my kitty kitty
>take two bitches home: one for me, one for mr kitty