*ahem*

I don't think so, they are too gay.
Nah. She is bad pet
NO. CATS ARE ABSOLUTE NIGGERS

ar15s

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Seagulls

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seaguls nick shit so they must be niggers

Lovebirds. But don't get a female unless you know what you're doing.

At the risk of sounding like a bird-cel, females are cunts.

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bump

They are by far whitest pet you can get.

Why the pepe with refrigerant?

Because pic unrelated.
Anyway, R152a is air duster gas, and you can huff it.

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Raccoons

o/k/

Based. I work with refrigerant all day so was a bit curious. I haven’t seen Pepe’s like that before.

Chicken is best pet, as he produces a breakfast.

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I have entire pack with most common gases.

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An Asian woman

And good for dinner too.

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Your dad

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Nah, fuck asians. Especially japanese

>hates cats
>hates dogs
For you the ideal pet is some sort of aquatic life form, either hermit crabs of plain goldfish. Try amfibians too
Or just get a plant, plants are technically alive too

>aquariums
Well, they won't last with my hands.
>plants.
I have weed, does it count as pet?

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Thank you user you are quite based

>Amfibians

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can confirm i go into my neighbor's backyard every morning and nab some eggs

95% of the brainwashed north Amercan population.

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>Well, they won't last with my hands.
What the fuck does that even mean?

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>What the fuck does that even mean?
Pic related.

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It means "they won't last long with anons hands"

>jeez do I have to spell it out for you

Women.

They are worse than cats.

Oh you're just a clumsy fuck, I was expecting you too have swamp hand or some shit.

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Sure, but when you realize they shit out eggs, you start cooking them better.

Well, my hands grow from asshole

I can’t fuck a cat without extreme amounts of disgust.

I demand a picture of OP's hands reight fuckin now.

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true of many birds

Everything is worse than cats.

Here is my working clothing.
Btw, why Engrish doesn't have phraseme like that this?

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No, literally everything is better than a cat. Even shit.

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Cats.
you're right on the dogs part, but cats you're wrong, idiot.

They make shitty pets.
Info: 100%

Birds

A rock.

Too passive

Any details of falconry birds and shit?

[citation needed]

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This.
They are so much better than parrots.
My neighbor rehabbed one (it got trapped in wires and was like super weak), and those niggers are playful, don't bite as painful (though they still can cause blood), and really fucking smart.

What have I told you about husing 'fridgerant to run the grill, bobby?

Get a gimp

Refrigerant and refrigerant accessories

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Isobutane and isobutane accessories

I don't hnow why hued such an inferior fluhid to R-290. Ghet your head on straight, Bobby.

I use LPG

Hue know what, Bobby. You're a good boy. I like a man that can learhn from his mistakes. Someday hue might even sell R twho ninety and R twho ninety accessories.

cat

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a dead house fly

why ded

FpBP

.

leopard gecko no question

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i own a cat and cats are literally the worst pet. you have to clean up after almost every single one of their shits, they constantly want to fuck off and only want your attention when they are hungry or when they want it. 0 loyalty from a cat at least a dog will look for your approval before fucking up

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Get a bird

This.

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>i own a cat and cats

But what is your view on owhning propane and propane accessories?

Propane and propane accessories are good.
Fridges run better on propane. I have propane in air conditioner. I have propane in my BBQ. I have propane flushing my toilet

Dogs

.

I love the fact that you got...wait, your toilet?
I might need this technology.

Idk this thing

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Parrot.

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If kids these days could get off the internet and read some good books like, "The Wind in the Willows", and, "Watership Down", we might not have so many furries around.

Niggers

Don't think so nigger

niggers and ferrets

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To be honest, I would rather get shitted by a parrot every day, than having to deal with litterboxes, or plastic bags and shit.

Ouch, that cuts deep.

Request.
Make pepe look like hill

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I gotcha. See:

Dogs you fucking psycho

Nah, dogs are shit tier, just like cats.