Rekt thread please

ah, the edgelord has joined us, I guess we can get this thread started now

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? was

That's dangerous, they could have started a forest fire!

gore does not equal to rekt. stop trying to be edgy.

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What a weak punch. Can't even put Glass Jaw down.

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lassie get help girl

Least it missed his shitter

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Must take a dumb nigger big balls to set an animal on fire would have been better if it would have been his porch monkey looking ass is

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poor guy he just wanted some chips

Thank you based fren.

I don't like all of these gore stuff, but can we get more police shooting niggers pls?

Ok so that was just wrong place wrong time dropped his ass quick too lmao

AMEN BROTHER PLEASE population control at its best

those tires do have weight to them, easily.

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got a couple

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Go Becky!

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It's lit!

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Nerve gas?

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Goddamn that little thing is scrappy.

robbery is punishable by death

Little white bitch put giga niggette in her place, all while still holding her phone. Too bad she probably got arrested and sued for a hate crime afterwards.

Absolutely based.

At least he set the gun on the table afterwards

racist cops

he's pulling a ghandi. if he doesnt get what he wants he will drop dead

what

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This should be illegal

disgusting!
sick fag

Stupid fucking nigger was putting bullets into the ground 5 feet in front of him. Probably never shot a gun in his life, carried it around to up his “street crowd yo” and ended up dead for it

why

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*cred not crowd

I don't think this took place in britbongistan.

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Story?

If anything was rest there it should be that guy’s manhood. 2 clean shots and she didn’t even go down. His tits were closer to the ground than she was.

That shot him way to much

lol wtf

too bad the guy lost control. harley riders are such faggots.

actually fucking how is that car so shitty at moving in a straight line

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Forked up the ass

O MIKY U SO FINE U SO FINE U BLO MAH MY

This should be an ad for the Kia soul

Forked up the ass

Forked up the ass

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MODS WHAT THE FUCK

Cranial trauma. Did she die?

who got charged with what?

someone threw him a towel bahaha

its illegal to be angry these days. bus driver is being a vigilante

Car driver got charged with being the worst fucking driver Yea Forums has ever seen.

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Those hammer fist at the end have me in love

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

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Haha awesome beatdown. Takes a really pussy to attack someone while they’re sitting down

how do you stay that cool during something like that happening? that's kind of amazing.

You live in the Philippines.

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Nerve gas

he shot himself in a pretty safe area of the chest. can someone id what calibre that pistol is? i'd say if they put pressure on that wound he'd of lived.

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Bringing a stick to a gun fight. Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Oh God he did it again

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Is this bait or are you an actual retard? That’s literally exactly where your heart is located...

>shot himself in a pretty safe area of the chest

nigga you dumb

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Nah of you shoot at me I'm gonna put my whole magazine in you.

>taking the bait

well, or into the pavement all around in the case of those cops

Oh boy you sure showed us

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Beautiful.

looks like natural selection

I'm not even the guy who posted the "safe area of the chest" shit, I'm just pointing out you took the bait.

So you're a double tard. Got it.

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Go die in a fire you retarded nigger lol.

kek, I think you need to closely examine what you're saying user
also try not to get so angry at such simple things, mmkay?

Looks like a real pain the ass.

dam son, something about that brings home how fucked up something like that is to witness IRL

Fantastic

dumb cunt

disc g g/ch9zgD

What a fuck up in life, can't even properly commit a crime.

Nigga still goes for the bike...

He's obviously a cop or military

This is too much even for Yea Forums standards

experience.
maturity.
training.

not necessarily in that order. the adrenaline crash however, it a total bitch. prepare to be up for a few days with interrupted sleep and a general sense of nauseation.

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The towel thrown just out of reach always gets me

What the fuck is that bitch getting from the car?

a picture of mohammed

Why is a coked up white guy committing a hate crime?

stfu bitch

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ohh damn...

Story?

Hey Cletus look!
I forked me one a them there queers

hanz went 1488 on an immigrant with a samurai sword

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Can we get some more female rekt in here?

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Thanks, hadn't heard of this.

>dw.com/en/germany-man-killed-with-sword-in-stuttgart/a-49839676
Sheet that was today.

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Ban swords

Woah, that's like Final Destination irl

>Authorities are now investigating the use and reproduction of the videos, as doing so is prohibited by German law.
Well ya boo sucks Herr Sausagemuncher.

youtube.com/watch?v=0jBcLIkeZ-8

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And that, dear reader, is what we call "random".

MODS

this was a suicide in mexico. the woman at the counter was his ex gf

I really dislike seeing animals get hurt, it makes me so sad...

Except humans, they are only evil of this world.

damn, offing yourself because of a cunt

888888888

goddamn, why

Nigga you dumb... Fuckin dumbass!

Poor bastard :(

are u hitler?

Never before in the history of quints speaking truth have quints spoken so much truth. They truly are not worth it.

>shot
>safe are of chest
>shot
>CHEST
>"safe"
surely this is bait. i refuse to believe anyone is this fucking stupid

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

I can confirm that you're stupid as fuck

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

I think u dont know what Yea Forums is you reddit fug

Heil

czeched
also,
>pic related

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Is this bait or you're autistic enough to write this?

you goina jail now

rekt

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stfu Bateman

you are a hero among men

and you too

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>taking the bait

immigrants doing their thing, luckily he killed another immigrant

Faggots of the new variety

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i remember seeing this on youtube, guy sitting down was saying some shit to the guy and when he came over to tell him "say it again", he did and got slapped for it

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oh shit dude that dudes dead for sure

leftyporn

Once you pop, you can't stop.

Forked up the ass

Hopefully nig nig can pay up.

Fucking kek

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>Chinese being this retarded

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dumbass

still retardet

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rarted

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The Maximum Overdrive reboot is a little weak

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Okay that’s unironically fucking amazing

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that dude's a fuckin hero, so calm and collected, he knew first second how the whole thing gonna play out and that the nigga was walking dead...
want to invite the dude to like 12 beers and a pizza, looks like russia to me?

Nigger bitch had it coming

this makes me hard

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did he survive?

>rekt without audio
disgusting. go

WTF WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS

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What is the story behind this?

Edgelord faggot

Did he died?

>perfectly wasted Quints

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Finally, something fappable around here

lost

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this is a fucking epic tragedy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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She really is. She's cute too, which doesn't hurt.

Anyone have the source video for this, or know the story? I wanna find out who she is.

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oh shit he's down, better empty a couple more clips into him

I don't remember the exact reason they were called on him, but I vaguely recall that he didn't do anything wrong; might have been swatting. In the full video with the audio, he's a drunk and scared dude who has swat screaming orders at him. His pants keep falling down so he keeps pulling them back up reflexively. They shout contradictory things at him like lay down, get up and put your arms up, crawl towards us, etc. Which is a common SWAT tactic to keep a target disoriented.

Problem is he's drunk and trying to keep every order in mind while crying and begging and telling them he doesn't wanna die. They do warn him that if he reaches behind him one more time, they'll shoot him. But again he's drunk, terrified, and trying to follow a dozen orders. His pants slip, he reflexively pulls them back up, and they waste him. Bad shoot, sad time.

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I feel like he paused, in shock, this is what his life came to, shooting himself in the heart. His whole life, ends here.

Should have eaten pineapple

wtf

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the dude was obviously scared because he stayed in a position of weakness by just sitting there. obviously is some dude gets up in your face and says "say that again", you stand up and face him 1) so he doesn't think he's already got the advantage by showing him you're scared 2) to not make it easy to be slapped. if you're going to get hit, it's better to be in a position to resist that hit instead of sitting there with your arms constrained by the seat and low down so the other guy can just hit you from overhead.

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That dude is the human embodiment of Yea Forums

Hes not drunk- hes staying somewhere for work. Hes an exterminator, uses a pellet gun for rodents, someone called the cops cause they saw the air gun. Hes not drunk hes terrified because hes got a rookie cop in tactical gear holding him at gunpoint screaming at him. and his basket ball shorts keep sliding down because of the way they keep making him crawl on his knees.

He's just shooting some spiders on the floor. fucking cops man, they pull up, see one homie hugging his BFF before he walks home, due sees a poisonous spider, does his civic duty shooting it , cop murders him for it.
> CNN, the story.

once you go black, your lunch gonna come back

Fuck you, the guy was drunk out of his mind.

>put some pressure on your aorta
Lmao

>simon says put your feet behind your head and right hand on blue now crawl on the fingers of your left hand towards me
>IF YOU FLINCH WE WILL SHOOT YOU YOUNG MAN DO YOU UNDERSTAND
>STOP MOVING
>CRAWL ON YOUR HEAD
>I DIDN'T SAY STOP CRAWLING CRAWL TOWARDS ME
>IF YOU FLINCH ONE ONE MORE TIME WE WILL SHOOT YOU
>*BANG BANG BANG*
this basically, the guy's name that got shot was daniel shaver btw

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That's a man's ass

Stop crying, queen. Your faggot ass daddy a cop? Eat my dick.

gotta check if that tire is okay

washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/12/08/graphic-video-shows-daniel-shaver-sobbing-and-begging-officer-for-his-life-before-2016-shooting/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.30521b68cad9

Nigga's name is Daniel Shaver. Says himself he's drunk.

Yes you fucking summer faggot.
> Nigger with a gun, who endangered lives
> Nigger with gun points gun at you.
You shoot the nigger.
> Nigger is on the ground, you can't see their paws.
You KILL the nigger.

You'd be one of the bad guys thrown off a train on a bridge in any James Bond movie, laughing over the ''dead'' hero.

> desperate little manlet becomes a cop
> desires nothing more than to bully people and blow away "bad guys" to make him feel like a big boy
> pic is his gun, he was obviously eager to use it

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Surrounded by black pussies?

Nigger did you just use James Bond as a police training video?

MASTA PAN MAN. A THUNDERSTRIKE HIT HIM AND NOW HE GAINDE THE POWA OF GOD!

i don't think so

>Yea Forums is a fat jew
kek

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going that fast, turning the wheel of a car youre gonna lose control a lot easier

I think he meant before bike-dude kicked the car bro

Noice.

And I thought shovel dog was bad

He was a hero! I would glady kill fat faggots like that piece of shit. He deserved to die. Now the cop is getting paid leave and you faggots are crying.

Niggers will soon be starving in the streets. Whites are just about done feeding these adult sized retarded children.

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she was asking for it

Call me fag or whatever but this made my cry. It must take big balls to set a little creature on fire. Fucking idiots, I hope karma gets them really bad.

Fag

or whatever

Those are nigger animals, not people. The animal kingdom is a cruel place. Luckily we don't have to live near these feral creatures.

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That's what she gets for wearing out of season heels

Fucking Jason Alexander have a heart attack or what?

California drivers summed up in 19 seconds.

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dude just chill out no cares about anything here

juvenile

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they should have fucked her before killing her.

A true stacy

proof niggers can only win in a group

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I swear I will never understand rosebud. Fucking repulsive.

I heard it feels amazing. Still not gonna try.

anyone else hear he pins knock down in their head?

Little cunt deserved it lol

fucking little whore
deserved it

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You seem triggered. Good.

Story?

The best kind of nigger

>clips
Ask me how I know you don't know anything about guns.

kek

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Id say that's a spare

imagine having something as "redpilled" in your everyday vocabulary. You cringy piece of shit.

MODS!!!

I can only hope he did absolutely awful things in his life to justify that moment of suffering before death. Though if he's lucky he's already dead and that's all just spasm

don't get it?!

Watch his disgusting fat body giggle as it’s filled with copper. This is the natural state of all niggers. All blacks must die.

Kek fuck the guy, go save the tire

Fakengay

Wheres the audio

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full vid where?

Her
>I wish this date would hurry up and end
God
>are you really "tired" of it
Her
>yes
God
>okay, I'll make it "quick"

At least God has a sense of humor. Kek

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...is this shitty pasta? Gore is rekt, but rekt can be more than gore, but gore definitely fits into the field of rekt.

Nigga died in socks and sandals, kek!

What a choice of clothes to die in. Smh

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wasn't much of a life tbh

You know those guys with all the guru porn? This is one of those guys

story behind this video?

Bruh he kept trying to get his gun in grip and shoot back, they had to keep shooting.

I can fap to this

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>nigger dismemberment because nignog mentality gore = rekt
if you say so.

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Her cummer got stuck.

Most awkward hit and run I’ve ever seen

women have more balls than all the white kids on these rekts threads getting beat by black men and just taking it. Except for that one white kid on the bathroom.

Christ i can tell that you're black from just 6 words. Here copy the below sentence until you get it right.

>They shot him way too much.

Even that is wrong but at least it's 6th grade level.

Nigger with brain damage lol.

Nike, just do it!

When the farmer catches you fucking his daughter.

Nice. This is fresh copypasta and I like it

>white kid in bathroom
I remember that one. Had him in a chokehold until he went ragdoll limp, right?

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Admiral Ackbar you fucking mud farmer.

He was killing himself in front of his ex.

>Authorities are now investigating the use and reproduction of the videos, as doing so is prohibited by German law.

Use as in watching them? That's incorrect.
Reproduction? That is correct.

The only way this makes sense to me is that its a suicide
I mean wtf

Khornes chosen

lmao

The quints are true

That kick was a work of art, some blacks aren't that bad.

lol this will bring him back, surely

Why do young faggots always underestimate the strength of middle aged men?

See in that vid I'd say she got rekt, and planty of fags would call it gore.

1 2 3 4 everybody do the dinosaur

weak ass sword

They got that man strength