Illegal Waifu

Illegal Waifu

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Claiming non-humans.

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Still here~~~

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it should be!
thats alright, i hope you have a nice dinner and a nice night! bye bye~
i-i mean where were you when you were last wearing them, or where were you before you noticed they were gone ;;
oh, that must be pretty interesting, i hope theyre a fan and not asking you to make changes and complaining
unless its a commission for them, i guess
im good! work was very short and now im on to vidya and taking it easy, my favorite things!
hello
hey there!

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noo.. remember

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*angery hissing*

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hello hello, I love you all

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restless.
bored.
lost.
what else... hmmm

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Hey hey dear user~

Silly

Comrade fritz!! hey hey!

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Waifu everyday until you like it.

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Heh. Mostly it's a question of, "Where is the MC gonna go now that he is screwed over."

How about I entertain you. Let's talk about something interesting or fucked up. What do you prefer? I got time and all I'm doing is writing mostly.

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futa porn is spooky

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please have a wonderful day

nou

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hi :)
how are you today?
hmm, well i hope thats a good conversation and not a bad one, is all! :)
got any plans for the rest of your day?
hello!

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it'd be a whole lotta cool seeing Tsuchi in real life!
that'd be cool, too! may i have one?
i don't know what they're called either
you're welcome!!
hopefully, yeah!
stay safe! enjoy dinner!
so will i!!

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ah! hallo comrade fren :3
i thought you said you abandoned these threads for shitcord? what made you come back

really nice of you, really - but i don't have much time as im planning on leaving for a short nighttime drive in about maybe half an hr or so. i mus spend the remainder until then hunting for new tracks i can listen to

i am there.
breathing.
existing.
yup :3

yup..... :|

at least you be well, i hope... is just recently too many shitty things happened for me im still recovering.

hallo tsugufren....
wheeew.... nice day and all that blah blah ha ha...

uh huh... i suppose =_=

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Pretty comfy, how about you dear comrade?

rest

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I see, I am sorry to hear this. I hope that it is soon better than only existing

Absolutely. How are thing going with you?

I understand. Maybe later. I wish you well.

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Aegis claimed.

Still queer.

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Clearly the opportunity to see your art. And maybe hopes that I can drag you to disc myself too.

Uhuh silly comrade

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i dunno, im sure id disappoint somehow
sure, if i do make one
word art? no i dont know whatever
people are very interesting, id like to this kind of thing about as many people as possible, i think.
h-hello....
i-im gathering youre not feeling too well? im really sorry to hear it
there's not much i can do from this side of the screen, but if you can think of anything dont hesitate to let m know
i hope things get better for you soon :)
pretty good, quick work day, plenty of time for comf and vidya and comfy vidya!
got any plans for the day?
well thats good then :)
im good! work was quick and easy and ive got tomorrow off, which means a whole day of relaxing and vidya ahead of me (and then also tomorrow hehe)

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what? you mean i won't eat?
it's okay, don't think about it.
woo!!
it's fine, probably...
w-what do you mean?

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o-okay, if you say so....
i mean like, interviews with people, tours around their home, like a 'who is this person' thing, it doesnt have to be a semi-well-known youtuber, although i mean i guess theyd have to be well-known in some way, how would you pick them, right? but i mean i think itd be interesting to see all kinds of people in this way, ive always been really fascinated with the way other people are, i guess.
i was going to go to college for psychology for a while actually, but decided on physics since i liked the math so much, but psychology was a close second.

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Is everyone a comrade?

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oh yeah, that sounds good. maybe a documentary series on just a bunch of random people would be interesting and give an insight into what the average Joe does.

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you know when you put it that way it doesnt sound very interesting at all
although not gonna lie this robert character is kinda spooking me

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Janko
I got sour cream
What do

aw, really?
perhaps it's just me, then.
yeah, Robert is spooky. i think he's autistic.

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much appreciated.

same.

never. my shitcord is lost forever anyways didn't i tell you this before

is fine.... just... time.
have nice life.

no, quite the contrary - you already ate
have nice life.
am gone.
for a while.

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yes, i have!
stay safe, have fun!

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Almost midnight again, but thanks lol. Whatya playing today?

Duhhhh

dunno

I know, but one can hope

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Nrrrghh, death.

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Well, that may be a good thing. So what are you up to?

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Play some games and then probably go bed

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What about it?

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i wanna buy some merch
any recommendations?

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>baby's first waifu

Gibson Les Paul

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I fucking did it.

I aced my Final Exam in particle physics

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That's about all I'm going to do too. What game are you playing?

Sounds like you aren't getting disowned after all.

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Good job. Knew you had it in the bag.

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I'm edgy!

A printer.

That might have been true for someone 13-20 years ago but Rei isn't my first waifu nor is she my most recent waifu. It would be pretty weird for someone to start watching NGE in 2019 without having watched something else and also not already had a waifu, you know?

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Nice to see you again
I'm just so happy


And tired, but mostly happy

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Don't you fucking dare give money to Gibson, you might as well donate 5k to your local synagogue

I'm a fender guy anyway, jazzmaster innit

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w-well, i dunno, maybe im projecting a bit too much.
he's uhhhh something, thats for sure
im sorry.
good luck
stay strong.
just enough time to do something fun! :)
fallout again, same as yesterday. there's a lot of things in fallout 3 i never did or explored, and id like to check that whole game out
hello
hey hey! good job! congratulations :)

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w
I like to live on the edge.

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i want to get a 2006/7 Gibby LP in Cherry Sunburst but they're so expensive!!
congratulations! i'm so glad for you!
now what?
already have
it's okay, don't worry
yeah, funkalicious guy

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Hi. Is this where we start hugboxing?

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn. What about a torque converter?

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uhhhhhhh what

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Now I can go back to university and finish my degree, the fact I passed the class, means I should graduate only 10k in dept which I could pay off in no time flat.

Then who knows what I could do

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A torque converter.

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Hugboxing? Bring it, my bear hug will have you out cold.

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I always heard finals were really rough, but at least you made it. Now you're free to goof off.

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I am soft and fragile. Please be careful.

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o-okay....
he seems pretty cool. i bet hed be interesting to talk to from across the internet and not face to face
i guess so if thats what you'd like
how are you today?

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That make two of us.

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Thinking either Forza Horizon 4, some strategy game or just destiny 2.

Oehhhh neat. I preffered stalker over fallout tho.

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Nah. Its boring after a half dozen years or so. I am doing alright. What about yourself?

Moe. I bet the both of us combined could equal three quarters of a chimpanzee.

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Yup

I can start drawling and working on my novel, much more now.

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I'm so thankful for all of you

I think talking on here the last few weeks really helped me clear my head and focus

Thank you

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And even combined, we'd both still get our faces ripped off by said chimp.

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Good taste, crisis averted

Just so you don't feel too good: Fuck you and fuck off.

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All of those sound like good picks.

Drawing requires a lot of practice to be decent at, especially at the level of making comic books and manga and such. I wish you luck.

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i see, ill have to look into those, then, thank you
i hope you have a nice night :)
i see, fair enough. im glad youre well
im good, short day at work and ive got tomorrow off so im gonna take it easy and relax, play some vidya of course.
do you have any plans for the day?
im glad its helped you, and i hope it continues to help :)

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Oooh

Today keeps getting better

I just got the approval for my loan in the mail.

I'm in the final stretch of my education, and I'm not going to let anything get in my way

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Thanks, you too

Mhm

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Fuck you too

Have a blessed day

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I have some spare cartons lying around. Just looking out for you, in case you need a new home under a bridge.

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>Fuck you too
Yes, please.

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hey! twice congrats then! :)
im glad things are going well for you! i hope it keeps up! :)
thank you :)

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That's fine. Death is inevitable.

Sex, hopefully. Probably not. Maybe some dev stuff or paperwork or animanga.

Nice.

source on girl?

OH NO!! I forgot again.

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Frost.

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thank you citronella, very cool

Honestly epiphone might just be a better choice

I will never die.

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Wew, now THIS will cost an arm and a fucking leg to fix if it ever breaks, as a Europoor driving a 15 year old car, I'll stay with my trusty manual transmission

Sup niggas

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i see. well, good luck with it
i see, i hope those things are fun at least!
hello
how are you today?

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Let's have sex.

A torque converter itself does not cost a lot.

Yo yo yo what's up my alien acquaintance.

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Futaba claimed

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Sure. Nothing better going on.

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That's illegal.

Hell yeah!!!!!!!!

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Okay, but I checked out how an automatic transmission system works, and boy is it complex as hell as opposed to manual. If you don't maintain it, I can see a very real possibility of it breaking, while it's pretty hard to ruin a manual car by not changing the transmission oil

Is it?

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What happens after?

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Have things been coming together for many of you?

If not how do you think they could?

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Manual master race!
(I mean good luck finding an automatic in the UK for a reasonable price but still)

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Slowly but surely.

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Wait a moment...

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She's pretty young, isn't she?

We clean up the cum and get on with our lives.

My car works just find and I don't even change the blinker fluid.

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No not really, though it's nothing I can really control.

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You will never take her from me!

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What life?

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I've literally never driven an automatic, it sounds dope though, not having to shift, even though it's second nature after your second driving lesson. Yet, given how poor I am and how expensive everything is in my shithole, I'd rather there weren't anything extra that may break on my car.

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It could be worse

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There's more shit you can do with a manual by pure nature of it giving you more control over the car, but yeah, it would definitely make long drives easier not having to worry about shifting

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why are you spamming, shitronella

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You're my boyfriend now I guess.

I suppose so. Criminal.


Pee pee poo poo time means nap.

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True that, you can usually just feel it and do what you want. An automatic seems like a blessing in a traffic jam, more so than for long drives

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Getting ready to kms (not really but yeah)

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C.O.P.E

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bro im moving the goalpost bro

>actually saving all this scat
Seek professional help

You should see his snuff folder

Sono wasn't even in this thread.

hello there, what a cute waifu!
o-oh, that's pretty bad, im sorry to hear it.
i hope things turn around for you soon.

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woo yay!! then you get a super awesome job and buy tons of gifts for waifrens!
o-okay
sorry
yeah, maybe. i dunno, some people online are also scary over the Internet. i once talked to a downy over the Internet. it wasn't fun...
>epi
no

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Doesn't seem like he cares

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