seuss emerges from the shadows... an old and wandering sage..
>well, looks like it's time for another Asian Gorl thread!
Your fortune: Very Bad Luck
Seuss emerges from the shadows... an old and wandering sage
James Martin
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Jace Thomas
seuss should shave his beard
Cameron Cooper
That's true, the leader of Valhalla should shave.
But who does seuss pray to?
youtube.com
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Grayson Jackson
seuss is ephemeral, he vanishes during peacetime and reemerges at the critical moment. we are now at the latter stage of world development, if we do not fix our problems, Seele will win.
Chase Garcia
Praying... that's something I haven't done in a long time. Don't know what I would pray for, or if I would be shameless enough to ask God for something. So seuss still prays? That's good. I hope his prayers are granted.
Jackson Allen
The Yakuza chase him, the police fear him, and the neighborhood hates him. All agencies at the hunt for seuss... and seuss answers only to one. One vestal, interwoven, multivariate, all-seeing, endlessly nourishing branch from the tree of life: Asian Gorl.
Your fortune: （ ´_ゝ`）ﾌｰﾝ
Hudson Lewis
The last prayer I tried was to have Asian Gorl.
But I think I messed it up because I prayed like a gentile.
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Luis James
Everytime I see a lewd picture of Asian Gorl my stomach drops like forty miles..
seuss becomes so afraid. It's this way, this way he knows he is in love...
Your fortune: You will meet a dark handsome stranger
Juan Edwards
Is seuss jewish? Maybe that's got something to do with it because, as we all know, only the jews really have their prayers answered, as they are the chosen people of God. I hope seuss gets reincarnated as a chosenite in the next life so he can finally get his Asian Gorl. Then, I hope he goes on to achieve Moksha and be freed from Samsara and be rejoined with The One.
Christian Thompson
I prayed for Asian Gorl to have a huge jiggly butt and that she should marry me.
But I think she came to Yea Forums and then she got sidetracked. I know he answered my prayer cause I got the letter in the spiritual mail. But, I still haven't been able to talk to her at all. I think she's growing to love me too, which is scarier because I haven't met her yet, and she's leaking down below all kinds of juices. Not to mention on Yea Forums, well, you know how boys are on Yea Forums.
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Carson Adams
So seuss has never met her? Hmm... that makes is more difficult to find her. About the juices, has seuss ever tasted any of it? Maybe he can track her by the trail of juices she's leaving behind?
Goodness... being lost on Yea Forums... that does sound bad. I hope she's alright wherever she may be.
Noah Perez
If I follow the juices I may just be playing a game of 7-up. I might wind up in the wrong hole, you know? "You're gonna take this cock, GOOD! I'm gonna unload ten years of backed up beaver juice in your stupid, URGH" and then she's the wrong girl, and I have four kids, and the right girl is still out there having fun with my prayer. Possibly a billionaire.
Your fortune: Good Luck
Brayden Jackson
Make more threads, do it for Asian gorl
Nolan Barnes
Maybe seuss should pray for her to find him. I mean, seuss said that she's already falling in love with him, so it's not unreasonable that she'll eventually find him. Add a prayer to that and she'll be in seuss' arms in no time!
Sebastian Nelson
Rare sighting of Asian Gorl at East Coast Throwdown! During the Guilty Gear tournament, they raw-dog her on the hotel carpet! Black men cheering everywhere as she squeals like a piggy!
"Urrgh I should have never agreed to THIIIIIIIS"
"WOO WOO WOO, PUT IT IN THE BUTT NEXT!!! WOO WOO WOO"
"You guys wanna see anal too? YOU WANNA SEE ANAL TOO?!?"
"YEAH!!! WOO WOO WOO!!"
A terror.
Your fortune: Outlook good
Nathan Johnson
It's just if you keep praying like that, it's improper. The Bible already says keep your prayers short and simple. Request: food, water, shelter, money. Don't pray for too long, and don't pray for that which you don't understand.
I fear if I keep praying I might get monkey-pawed even further.
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Ayden Garcia
seuss should pray to different gods then, there's plenty out there, and I think YHWH wouldn't mind. Take a look at some of the ones in Hinduism, there's tons of 'em and there's probably one for what seuss is looking for -- reuniting with his lover.
Ryder Murphy
I get so scared! So scared. One day I will turn my computer on and see Asian Gorl with a big fat cock in her asshole, or her mouth with a timestamp that reads, "this was seuss' fault xx/xx/2019"
I don't want to go down in heaven as a bad angel.Or an angel who couldn't even get laid. Imagine if she becomes a lesbian, and wears all kinds of demonic clothing with horns and stuff. And scratches in her belly with a hot needle, "seuss is my putrefaction," or something. Prayer and occultism scare the crap out of me. People get so wily about religion.
Do you think if I tried Daoism or Shintoism I could finally get my mind's peace?
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Kevin Brown
So is that a yes?
Asher Brooks
I think they were cheering a resounding yes.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Jeremiah Gomez
I'm not familiar with either, but I'm definitely interested in both. Daoism seems tricky tho. seuss would try and pray for some deity in Daoism and would wind up having to solve the problem on his own. Maybe Shintoism could work? I'd still recommend Hinduism just for the sheer number of deities that there are in it. It's like a costumized Mugen character roster up in there.
The more time seuss takes to find his lover, the closer the BBC cock gets to her delicate, tight, untainted, and pleasent-smelling anus.
Hurry up seuss!
Zachary Ortiz
Stop scheming on my squirrel whore
Easton Robinson
That's pretty funny, like a satire reminiscent of Candide! Voltaire's Candide reads just like that!
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Michael Wood
Umm hi. Remember that one time when we talked about stuff? Wanna do it again? Let's move to another thread and ditch this anti-nigger lol
James Jackson
Where did everyone come from?
I think I spied four people in this thread alone...
My Asian Gorl thread yesterday wasn't this popular.
Your fortune: Godly Luck
Dylan Williams
I'm glad you read the post... but you still didn't comprehend me.
Where DID the attention come from?
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Adam Long
It just dawned on me that seuss might never find his Asian Gorl. I have little knowledge of Zen Buddhism, but this looks just like one of the tales they tell in Zen Buddhism. If I was a monk, and seuss came to me and asked me what could he do to find his Asian Gorl, I'd tell him to stop looking and send him on his way, in true zen buddhist fashion. Maybe seuss' Asian Gorl was never real, y'know?
Austin Bell
Stop talking to yourself
Ethan Sanchez
I dunno, I could just ask the bursar at Queen's Community college and see if they'll hear me out. Do you think they'd listen to my story without the necessary money for classes?
Your fortune: Outlook good
John Johnson
page ten bump! I shaved!
Your fortune: Better not tell you now
Kayden Bennett
post pics smooth-faced
Benjamin Cruz
Wait... you're just gonna use them to pretend to be me!
Your fortune: Outlook good
Parker Williams
dubs!
everlasting asian gorl thread
Dylan Sanders
EVERLASTING!
seuss will always have a reason to wake up in the morning.
ALWAYS have a reason to fight and subdue his depression...
Your fortune: Bad Luck
Jack Foster
dubses
n-nno
just curious about who's behind the AsianGorl quest
Your fortune: Outlook good
Isaac Butler
It's a mystery...
Your fortune: Outlook good
Carson Cook
dubble dubbs from the great susster
Cooper Lee
Good day seuss.
How are you doing?