Best places you’ve jacked off?
Best places you’ve jacked off?
Your mom's bedroom.
Your mom's bedroom.
In my high school biology class, me and this hot girl sat at a shared desk with drawers diving us. During a slideshow, when the lights were out, I pulled out my dick and shot a load under the desk onto the side of the drawers. Best fap
In your moms mouth
>On family car rides
>Used to work at movie theater, could just wander off and jerk it in the bathroom for an hour
>Gf’s sister’s room
>Behind the police station on venice beach
>Your mom’s bedroom
>Went on a Disney cruise with Gf, only Disney movies played on the TVs so I jacked it to the Arisocats
my mom's tits
Your dads butt cheeks
Work. Best faps are paid faps
Outside my campus behind the ROTC building. I was bored.
pic unrelated
I loled to hard at that picture what's wrong with me
Bench at the beach a few blocks from my house. Kind of got caught but she kept jogging. Always remember when i bring my gf around there
Public Mens Room
Your mom's grave
One day I went to a party at a friend's house.
This friend had a mom that is hot af, so I went to the bathroom and came all over her toothbrush.
I sometimes see her using it when I go to that house, I think she may know it but she is a slut.
When I was in college there was a ~40 mile stretch of rural highway that went through a state forest I had to use to get to my hometown. Whenever I'd be driving on it at night it was pretty much deserted so I'd jerk off while going 70-80 mph.
It was pretty fun, I tried once to see if I could cum out the window but I fucked up the initial squirt and it just dribbled out onto my pants. Once I ran over a small dead deer I didn't notice in time which freaked me out and I stopped doing it for a while.
Your mum's drawer
Across the street from the preschool at recess time
Old, but still good
In a restaurant having lunch with my daughter. Did it inconspicuously. Have a whole in the pants pocket so I could get a hold of my cock.
I have also added jizz to her food before.
>be 24
>virgin, never even been on a date
>get invited to grad school graduation party
>go because i had been "flirting" with a girl from my class I really liked and thought I was going to finally get laid
>invite my roommate
>girl likes roommate better, they start making out a couple hours in
>tells me he's going to stay the night (and fuck her, obviously)
>asks to borrow my car so he can drive them back in the morning, tells me to get a cab
>I say ok because I was a faggot
>go outside to wait for ride
>notice I can climb on the roof pretty easily
>am super drunk so I decide to go up there and cry and jerk off
>finish
>fall off roof trying to climb down, scrape the shit out of my arm
>cab says he can't take me because i'm bleeding too much
>guilt one of my other friends to pick me up at 4 in the morning
>never talk to that girl again but apparently they saw me fall off and were all laughing at me
tldr: jerked off on the roof of a girl's house while she fucked my roommate
In bed, inches from my sleeping sister's ass
at a friend's funeral
all my emotions were getting overwhelming so i had to go blow off some steam so to speak in the bathroom. I thought about fucking the dead friend while doing it
over your moms shoes
inside of a vagina