You now have 1 billion dollars in your checking account

Right. It's sound a lot of work and headache (probably illegal). I'm sure disappearing to another country would be less of a hassle.

pay off my debt and any debt my family or friends have left, buy Flint a new water system, set aside 20 million for a few houses, another 10 mil for spending cash, invest the rest to provide fuck hueg income for me and mine.

i'm going to laugh when the flint residents riot and destroy the new water system before it's even installed

hey my charitable deeds will be done and nobody can give me shit for being super rich after that

I don't know, I could see myself moving to norway, but it's hard to relax in another country because you'll always be an outsider. Even if I learned norwegian I'd still be "that rich american".

>pay off debts
>invest
absolutely this. Pay off any debts for my family so they can live comfortably.

I wouldnt live lavish but comfortably. a big enough home in the suburbs to start a family would be good enough. No mansion shit though, no stupidly expensive cars. Just 2 cars 1 for me and my wife.

Philanthropy for sure.

three words:
>shitload
>of
>hookers

cocaine and hookers

if that's illegal, then fast food and porn

it would seen fine as the norwegians seem quite friendly from what i've heard. They don't seem to be as harsh towards foreigners as say chinese or koreans would be.

I'd likely pay off my debt, anything past that is hard to speculate.

i would do the scrooge mcduck dive into a pool of money

and then hit my head on the bottom of the pool, get a horrific spinal injury, and sue for another billion

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buy black ops 4 lootcrates until i unlock literally everything in the game

after that, i should have enough left to buy a nice dinner with the rest.

Tell the Bank they have made a serious error in my bank account.

invest in gold and the black market. higher nog mercs and take over some low pop island, become king of said island, turn it into Tropico, import a harem of sexy bitches, become jewish, literally cannot lose with this plan

Outstanding

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fund the production of shrek 5

Aye...

And that's a maybe!

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Probably smart

>replace the entirety of my dating site profiles with "i have a billion dollars"
>finally get to go on the first date of my life
>maybe even lose virginity

>move to chicago
>get my FOIL and CClicence
>burn my finger prints
>buy 2 .44 mag revolvos
> buy a m16a1 brownells
>buy a dodge charger in shitty condition, repair and make it a cardozer
>buy 20k 225 and 45 ammo and 5k 12gauge
> get the black powder out of 12gauge to make Nail Bombs
>wait 2 years and delete the serial numbers of the guns and car
>buy a flamethrower and make a shit ton of napalm mix then install the flamethrower in the Dodge and a huge ammount of napalm mix on the backseats
>paint my face black
>drive at any Police Station
>burn em alive
>go to the worst part of the city and start the purge of niggers with all my the rage of the world while blasting The Crazy World Of Artur Brown-Fire
>then leave all the guns on a steel box somewhere in nevada
>never come back to chicago
>alaska badass, apreciate how pplz making movies about. and having a shit ton of fertilizer bombs under by house so as soon as the ATF gets near me i can blow us all back to hell
>??????
>profit

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Wrong pic desu

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Kill myself in a 1 million dollar yatch

it's already founded, shrek 5 2020. but you could turn it into a real life action series with an bioengineered real ogre

Invest in cat food and suplies.
We'll have a lot of cat ladies in a decade or two.

this

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Leave Califorrnia. Purchase large property. Live in peace innawoods

wise choice

Buy a crack boulder

Finish a couple kickstarters I like with the highest tier of suppor, and than transfer ~60% of the remaining sum into a few savings accounts. I use the last 20% to sustain living costs, and afford education. Using the 300 million that I should never have to touch, I'll help expand research on topics that I'm interested in, unless I can get government grants to support it. At least 60 million of this will go into researching and developing the viability of seaweed for human consumption. Ten years after this (or whenever I feel ready) I'll have a reasonable sum gained from interest, and I'll shave off another 3-5 million dollars to develop a company that farms edible seaweed, and become one of the few helpful companies with a positive biological impact. I will start to spend about 30 million to summon the media gremlins to support the consumption of seaweed and popularize it's benifits. Exploiting the human tendancy to self-congratulate when supporting the planet, my company will grow, and I will spend more years developing and engineering breeds of seaweed that have different flavours and textures. Eventually, I will have a successful company at my side and will expand into renewable energy. I will assist in developing fusion energy and hope to see it used before the end of my life. I will not live extravagantly, but I will pursue things of interest to me on occation, those interests should never exceed 10 million dollars though.