Rekt thread

this video makes me sick.. dude its creepy.

What the fuck.....

Theres a reddit post who someone shows that this woman dont die after that or have permantly brain damage, its perfectly timed, still risky. There a plenty of this videos in the internet, its like extreme breath control fetish

So nope this woman didnt died

hopefully she dies sometimes while doing this

michael jackson basically used the exact opposite with his oxygen filled breathing tents

Guess she will one day, the fucked up human beeing get bored fast

would be cool if somebody would share a video of that here when it happened

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thats why i love war
lmao
who is she
what did this guy do? i mean one guy cuts off his arm and the others just penetrate him lol

that one guy just looking for his next meal

sry, but i actually can't tell you more

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Why the fuck are Chinese people like that? just randomly kid kids in the street then Naruto run away

that was just 4 beer XD

Don't mess with him, he has the power of God and Anime on his side.

i think hes more running like a faggot. i mean it looks like it was just 2 minutes ago that he had two cocks at the same time in his ass

i cut out one at the beginning because of stupid size requirements but still i think it was more the carbonation in the beer and slamming it all in a few minutes. you avoid gas build up by pouring your beer and letting the carbonation settle. plus some countries have higher alcohol content in their beer

Y'all just gonna let this user bait you like that?

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ok

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yeah ok it was probably a little bit to fast drinking but i think i could do this in 10 minutes too
i mean im german i have to be able to do this

wow dodge ball in Brazil is hardcore as fuck

I hope your mother gets raped and murdered tonight and you get charged for it.

fucking nerve gas man

This thread sucks. I wish I could delete it.

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Sage it you faggot

what the fuck

what a fucking ape
i think this lil nibba deserved it. i bet he already raped like a hundred woman

This was extreme but she lived

she ded because aids from bag

You need a baseball bat put in your anus. With full force. Then you are ready to receive more cock, cuck.

lmao

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Whats wrong with you?

Darwin

i believe i can fly

a lot

Who dat

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Nice animation

This one was actually pretty good

Clean

Fucking idiot. First you gonna stare at him and walk like "I see you, I'm just gonna keep going tho" and then without any arm gesture change your mind and slowly go back the way you're coming? Ping probably lives too, hopefully it doesn't breed.

he chillin

Poor guy must be tired

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ok

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He's probably mostly right about the first part. Could have turned the wheel or got out but instead kept on sailing towards the car without letting go and trying to jump back. Just sort of froze. Had no business trying to push a commercial truck with those reaction speeds.

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If I were to be executed, this would have been my preferred way to go. fast & clean

That actually sucks.
Poor fuck didnt even see it coming.

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bump

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what a nice grave both of them got

That racking was a literal death trap.

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someone with common sense

Probably a gay or jew

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What machine is that?

Wish it had sound. They all standing around like bitches and don't check on her.

i think they need a shovel

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the coworker on the left looks too scared to find out but keeps calling her, pretty sad

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Fucking stupid Indians. Then they all just stand around and do nothing.

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the dude was on a motorcycle. Just like all bikers if they helped him up he'd try to blame them and just get violent. Then he'd just start breaking peoples sideview mirrors. If you ever hit a guy on a bike or he hits you and looks injured its best to leave them there because thats what they really want

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Love how he just accepts his fate. Doesn't even try to ditch the bike or anything.

>mother nowhere to be seen

lol he's on a bike bro mother nature will split the lane for him or risk getting her sideview mirror broken

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she was busy arguing to return a bottle of used cooking oil downstairs.

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funny fact. the yellow sign says "do not enter when testing in progress"

Same goes for bicyclists.

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I doubt the hard hat would help him.

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Haha good one

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it would have guaranteed only a minor injury.

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is it a competition in china to die in the most horrendous way possible?

>> that’s why I love war
Cool, we’ll send you to the front lines holding your plastic light saver

i dunno. fun to think about tho

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lolwut

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Can someone explain this one

tribial brane damblage

God that's awful. Holy fuck how can people do this then just uploading and keep making more?

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is he ok

nerve gas

seizure, can easily happen with head injury.

how the fuck are you able to read that

Looks like an epileptic seizure

got a seizure from getting his ass beat so hard, or hitting the pavement

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Interesting what the brain makes you do when it's leaking out the top of your head

Is this a fetish?

spine fracture and paralysis. nice.

the basketball court didn't come with instructions. they're still learning the subtleties of the game

Holy shit what a way to go

Looks like Fight Club

please don't wear safety gear for the sake of everyone

It's just how I roll

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>China
>population over 1 billion

Fucking how, honestly?

chinese lightsaber

I like the guy chasing after the tire while not giving a fuck about the injured man.

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it would be nice but the way things go for me I'd end up getting endlessly hacked to death in a south american jungle with farming tools and dull machetes

ignoring litter in china is a mandatory sentence of 5 years working in the steel works

And we know how that turns out

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Looks fake

this makes me believe our fates are already written. there is no accidents, only convergence

Of all the places the tyre could've been it went straight for the dudes life holy shit

I was expecting it to keep going.

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Baby sea turtle method. Keep shitting them out until the population outpaces the death rate

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>rubber II the reckoning

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if you die while a camera is recording you, the camera steals your soul

why does the tread on that tire look like broken tootsie rolls?

>when the script for an NPC death plays before the other asset is loaded correctly

What's happening? Electrocution? Why doesn't she get zapped

it looks like they were trying to make it look like a retread. Years ago in the 70's and 80's you could buy a set of retreaded tires for 100$ instead of a new set

she didn't touch the pole.

lmao

they still make retreads.

i hate speed bumps but i guess that road needs them

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yeah but back then it was acceptable to use retreads season after season. Now its just a sign your a broke nigger who spends his money on grape flavored menthols and malt liquor instead of keeping himself and his kids alive

lol

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Could you tell me what those machines are? Look like blower motors for industrial HVAC to me. Never seen one before but like like large car ones

Why I shouldn't? The only thing I said is that in this situation helmet wouldn't help.

Chink shredder 2000

I don't kink-shame much but this is super fucking stupid.

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very punny

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holyfuck

industrial circulators for large buildings or farms

sweaty or horny?

The dude in the forklift could have survived this due to his roof. Anyone know?

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yeah unfortunately you don't get to decide, but one can imagine lol

>in this situation helmet wouldn't help.

in this situation he'd likely still be alive with only minor injuries. A properly suspended hard hat would have absorbed the entirety of the impact and he'd likely have just gotten a free wakeup check.

safety equipment isn't there to keep you safe its there to keep the company from having to stop work when you die or fill out paperwork if you get seriously injured. but go ahead and keep telling people that it won't help

Jesus christ those racks are a fucking nightmare, in no world should they collapse in a circumstance like that.

GTA 6

It looks like it was pushed to the side, he's probably just buried for a bit

electricity takes the shortest rout to ground and thats not the water.

RIP all these poor bastards.

nerve gas was injected in the fist

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Fake beer in China gets you sick and could probably kill you a lot faster than normal alcohol.

Not my thing dont see why anyone would want that either being in the bag or watching you s.o be in the bag

Fake and gay

Okay big boy.

no you just get to see your kill cam

she better of stuck around for the full hour.

Clearly fake.

I always called it the Gore Machine

The ones scattered through out the buildings.
got it, thank you

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I've used vacuum bags and beds before with older guys into this fetish. Dangerous, but not nearly as much as it looks. The struggling is probably acting.

I can hold my breath for about 3 minutes. Never been sealed for more than about 2.

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>There's no place like home
>There's no place like home
>There's no place like home

"Hey man thanks for closing the gate"

Stepped though the vid a couple of times and it looks like the little guy kicked the big guy in the nose, which could have pushed is sinus bones into his brain. This isn't an uncommon injury...

until you come across a furry that wants to seal you until you die so he can eat your corpse while shitting adult diapers and drinking his gay lovers piss

This has to be the most unsafe testing area I've ever seen, no wonder it's located in China though.

This kind of setup would never ever pass even the most basic inspection in Finland. In fact, they'd never make the layout like this since if it's designed according to safety standard, such things should not happen to even a blind person fumbling around the assembly area randomly...

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Not even the same guy. Shirts are different.

>in this situation he'd likely still be alive with only minor injuries. A properly suspended hard hat would have absorbed the entirety of the impact and he'd likely have just gotten a free wakeup check.

>safety equipment isn't there to keep you safe its there to keep the company from having to stop work when you die or fill out paperwork if you get seriously injured. but go ahead and keep telling people that it won't help

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hardcore parkour

Fucking shit spotters

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nobody cares about finland though

just do the world a favor and don't wear your safety equipment since it doesn't help

Hey it caught the bike, 50% effective.

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and i thought i would be sick

ok i fell for this

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"Welcome to the hydraulic press channel"

To be honest, that's a huge fucking rock!

It's blunt trauma to the head and while hardhats are essential, there's only so much they can absorb.

maybe I should try fapping to cp instead I don't know

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You're some kind diseased? Or a professional deformation did this to you? Do you even read what I write? Wearing the safety helmet saves thousands of lives. But the boulder would kill that poor bastard any way. No options.

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That's good, too many foreign people here already.

They *should* care about simple safety standards of their own country, then again it's only chinese "people" suffering from it, lol.

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Story

>turn off machine!
>what?
>turn off machine prs ror!
>ror what reague of regend?
>ror no i wirr die prease turn off ma-

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chang your break is over report back to your job in the killing works

>try
Why you still don't?

theres a ching chong in this very thread saying theres no point in safety gear

why not the father? it's his job to take care of his children also

he died in an industrial work accident

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Nerve gas

>chang your break is over report back to your job in the killing works

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Show him to us, please! We're beggin!

holy shit that's actually sad

and you have this image of a pre-pubescent boy saved to your computer why?

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not really. Theres usually a long prodding iron youre supposed to use to open shit like that but he made an active decision to kill himself

Chinese are literally fucked in the head, its incoded in their brains

Is it a request? Stay still, we're on the way.

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*encoded

All you had to do was let go of the damn truck CJ!!!

English is nowhere near your first language is it

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Nah dudes grip slipped or he let go suddenly which is on him. Looks like he couldve got it up if it didnt slip.

is that guy in the red carrying him off by the head at the end ? , wtf

clearly not a trained paramedic

why not wear gloves though?

I thought It's obvious. Isn't it? I'm getting better then

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not really

story?

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not even upset. try again. this should help

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no it's gerve nas

you are going down scum

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>older guys

Daddy issues run that deep dont they ? Tragic

Judging by the nature of some of these webms, he was probably a Christian that got lost in an atheist neighborhood
Maybe a debt collector in Israel, idk

The most fascinating thing about Mideast executions is how the victims appear to accept it. Seeing how a person looks, moves, and conducts themselves in their final moments, knowing what's coming, is very interesting

Why can't we have a rekt thread where people don't get hurt? Like spilling red wine on cashmere or stepping on chewing gum? Now THAT'S funny.

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Do you really think the acceptance is only Mideast quirk?

i heard he survived but it took like 6 hours to dig him out.

All they know is death and there is no way of avoiding it in their world. I have money that mans entire family was already deceased and resistance for the inevitable seemed futile.

i'd read somewhere that sometimes they mock the execution without going through it multiple times until it just becomes normal and the guy is just tired of the rehearsals.

i'd also heard that there was nowhere for them to go if they escaped as well. If they got captured by brits the brits would just sell them back to the terrys

Im assuming youve never lifted before. Though recommended when u max, gloves arent really necessary. Unless you put vaseline or lotion on before youre lifting (which no one does), the calluses that form from years of lifting gives you enough roughness and dry skin to make a good grip. Those guys look very experienced and none of them are wearing them. Either way, the max-er wasnt wearing any gloves either so it wouldnt be on the spotters fault. Its not even like they had a chance to grab the weights, gloves wouldnt have magically helped that poor dude out in this case.

The sad thing is that the guys would have probably survived the electric shock, if they wouldn't float with their mouth underwater afterwards and drown.

Sorry i replied to the wrong post

It's not that tragic. Fairly common surely.
Maybe not my own specific issues, but daddy issues in general.

See

>dyel stopped reading right there

two dudes fight. one guy grabs that bigger dudes leg, forces him back. he trips. short guys kicks him in the jaw, jars the brain. brain starts electrical storm (siezure,) he will probably be fine if he doesnt choke on his own vomit.

Fucking a older man wont ease the absence of a father figure. In fact it makes girls desperately want it more , as a good older person makes them think how nice a father would of been.

It's tragic because of the sheer amount of damaged sad and lonely people that are out there simply because of shitty parents.

Just shows your ignorance and denial. Im not criticising that you dont lift. Im criticising the fact you speak of things youre not knowledgable of. Perhaps dont scream shitty spotters when you dont know whats going on lol

I'd fuck the one in the purple shirt! Hopefully right after she beats some bitch up and has her adrenaline pumping!

Im assuming youve never be analed before. Though recommended when u max, condoms arent really necessary. Unless you put vaseline or lotion on your butt before youre analed (which no one does), the calluses that form from years of assfucking gives you enough roughness and dry skin to make a good grip. Those guys look very experienced and none of them are wearing them. Either way, the max-er wasnt wearing any condoms either so it wouldnt be on the spotters fault. Its not even like they had a chance to pick a nice dick, condoms wouldnt have magically helped that poor dude out in this case.

Sorry but you have to be 18 to post on this forum. You seem pathetically immature and fit the description of what they call beta. Have a nice day.

what the fuck was that guy trying to an hero or something

>ask why they don't wear gloves to prevent the bar from slipping
>response is something about spotters

i don't even know whats going anymore

He was drinking antifreeze.

Don't be so upset. Take this it will cheer you up

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china version of esport for when person gets kill by big vehicle. score is high if when truck is import. driver get high point when player is child. police no attention to man fight car esport because busy arresting practice of falun gong

"Your blade will keel"

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What fetish is this? Who the fuck agrees to that?

LOL thought I was the only living human that watched that...

Am I the only one that got a huge boner from watching this?

>fucking shit spotters

Is this not you? Perhaps youre not the same user i replied to at first but perhaps you should look who i was talking to for context next time.

Asians man

>Who the fuck agrees to that?
looks like an asian woman to me.

or you should learn how to reply to people

Fucking chinks. They definitely need a genocide, all of them.

Can't you understand?! He lifts! He wears helmet! You fool!

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Clearly that wasnt the problem. I replied to the wrong person after you failed to correctly read or check who i initially replied to.

Suicide then?

it really was the problem.

>static electricity from his clothing sparked the fabric (probably cotton)

Good lord how'd you guys get your hands on videos like this?

it was treated poly fill batting. The stuff literally off gasses for weeks from china. Shit is insane as the process for production changed almost 30 years ago to not do that but china stronk i guess

Alright buddy, if it makes you feel better.

>electrocution followed by drowning in flood/sewage water
>flood water always ends up with sewage overflow in it

>an hero'd by snake

>only in fat america

lost to the evel kneivel reference

>Coal burned
>Toll paid

That fucking guy on the right winds his arm up while his bro gets crushed, like "AWWWWW SHEEEEEIIIIIIT"

I second this idea. I've seen unrekt and deserved rekt threads, but never a slightly rekt. If you've got some pics/vids please share.
Only one I have that fits this.

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youtube fail video compilation and thats all you get these days, because of pussies like you.

He thought he was coming...
...but he was going

>jaywalking is a dangerous game

lol crazians

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This reks my pants.

Like a fuckin boss.

lets not lie, her pussy probably reeks of fish and sweat at that point.

Shit's fucking sexy my man

stupid fucking injun he could have just driver over it but decides to drive off the fucking bridge like the retarted monkeyboy he is, typical fucking 3rd world country fella, not a big wonder they like to bathe in that river thats full of piss, shit and dead bodies

Dang... what a way to go.

What happened ? I refuse to watch it because i'm a fucking pussy

Serves the lazy cunt right.

Russia?

You're also alive for up to 12 seconds afterwards