Dubs Decides

Are you into pegging?

"I like cheese but i really hate it when my roommates wipe their ass with it. The flavor isn't consistently nutty or nice"

>98

Reroll

winrar

dis gon be gud

we have acheived maximum over kek

BTS is overrated. There are so many Better Korean artists...
Fuck the Army...
> Please spread the massage. I do not fear twelve year olds...

Reroll this...

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op won't deliver, probably fucked off

stop SCROLLING AND go to findsex .club

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"hi"

bby u look god. send bob?

"Just to clarify, you are a trap right? Need me some seed ASAP. Forgot to mention, my screen name is fake. Sorry, long story. I get paranoid for some reason, I'm taking meds for it. My real name is Oliver Phinkle. But my friends just call me OP."

look behind you

dubs decide. will deliver unlike fag OP

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Wanna become the Lord of Rimjobs?

Right here

I want to go to red robin, and feast upon a blue cheese burger with extra cheese and crispy onion straws, 4 servings of bottomless steak fries with a side of campfire sauce and a double tall milkshake. I will refrain from any bowel movements for 3 days before I take my rightful throne upon your face. as I fuck your tits with my magnum dong, you will lick my asshole clean knowing full well the fate that is about to befall you. with a mighty roar I will cum, relaxing my sphincter and allowing a glorious turd to expel from my rectum and lovingly find a home on your face. you will thank me for this opportunity, and relish the moment you smear my red robin turd between your breasts. the mingling of the contents of my ballbag and intestines will be reminiscent of a melted klondike bar, just brown and white in perfect harmony. exactly as you dream of.

Grace you look like you really like yourself.

reroll

"How does this image make you feel?"

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Hey let's fuck. I don't have any stis. I hope you don't either. I'm not a serial killer.

Holy shit user, the kek of the day right there

I want to boop your nose lol

>Mommy has some new friends over for din-din
>They've all been drinking
>Mommy forgets to feed her baby
>Raging hatred fills my thoughts
>I move at an astounding .001 miles per hour down the stairs, wearing nothing but my big boy diaper
>Already out of breath from my long journey
>One of my Mommy's friends, Stacey, sees me and starts to scream
>I tower over her puny form
"MY TENDIES HAVE YOU HAVE NEGLECTED, NOW YOUR LIFE WILL BE AFFECTED"
>Throw her to the floor like a fucking rag doll
>She's pleading with me to stop, but I've only just begun
"MUMMY, MUMMY, COME COME HERE NOW, OR I WILL KILL THIS IMPRUDENT COW"
>Mommy appears in the hallway, a glass of wine in hand
"Oh hi user, I didn't know you were up-"
>She stops cold when she sees Stacey kneeling behind me
"H-hold on, sweetie, I'll get your tendies in a sec-"
"STACEY-WACEY BLOCKED MY PATH, NOW SHE SHALL FEEL MY WRATH"
>I squeeze out a big-boy tendie-shaped turd in Stacey's stupid mouth
>She vomits it back up in my anal cavity
>Ungrateful bitch
"MY POO-POO YOU HAVE REJECTED, SO NOW YOU PLEASE MY ACHING ERECTION"
>I cum in the horrid mixture of vomit and poopies
>Force her to eat it
>Mommy's calling 911
>Police arrive just as Stacey finishes her meal
>Start crying and explain to the officers that Mommy's friend tried to touch my wee-wee
>They take her away, Mommy just stares blank-faced
>Mfw

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I bet your favorite color is red.

>Finally got enough good boy points to get a 20 piece nug meal at McDonald's
>time to dine like a king
>Ask mumsy to wash my rarity plushy so I can take her on a date (shes my gf and was covered in cummies)
>user, I'll wash it when we get home from McDonald's, I've got laundry running
>"it"
>Oh
>No
>U
>Didnt
>I'm a classy gentleman who will defend his waifu's honor
>walk into the laundry room and open the running dryer, unleashing a torrent of Mountain Dew colored fury from my pee pee into the hot, drying, clothes
>Next, open up the washing machine, sticking my butt in the open lid, filling it with a mess of grumpy dumpies
>After running for a minute, the smell brings mummy in to investigate
>"user, what is that smell?"
>"Now that this load is dirty, you can wash rarity, right?"
>"That does it, user, I'm taking the internet down for the rest of the month and you can forget about chicken nuggets!"
>She rushes from the laundry room with a pair of scissors to cut the cable
>My 430 pound body is too healthy to catch up to the bitch
>I gasp for air in between 'reeeeeeeeeees' and lumber up the stairs to ex new daddy no. 5's old office
>I have her in my sights
>I attempt to charge, but my left arm has shooting pain, coming from my chest
>I clutch my breast and start to cry
>"moooooooooooommiieeeeeee, save your good boy"
>She grabs the phone in tears and goes to dial, but stops
>She looks at me me with tears and mumbles "It's for the best, user...." as she sets the phone down and walks away
That's all I remember. I guess the neighbor heard the commotion and called the cops. Just got released from the ER. I reasoned with her not to cut internet. She's even gotten me nugs, tendies, and fries for every meal today! She cry's as she hands them to me, and just mumbles 'sorry' or some shit. Glad she's sad about how she treated me and rarity.

I have a special penis and I want to make a contribution to your life.

I want to literally smear your shit on my masculine body. Your brown nectar covering every centimeter of my longing soul. Your turds pumping through my veins with the force of love. You're beautiful.

It's a sad sad world, when a man can't suck a dick without being called a faggot.

How come the 5 point star is the shape referred to as a star rather than just a circle? if you look at them, stars are actually little circles in the sky.

wana play dentist?
I'll pretend you're my patient and we can fix that dead tooth
and then afterwards I'll squirt cum in your mouth

reroll
not to mention, stars are spheres

Do you travel? I went to Tokyo recently. I gotta tell ya, these Tokyos are really nice people.

boom you're welcome Yea Forumsro
op, hop to

Your face keeps me up at night. Was your mom a chain-smoker or something?

Because they twinkle?

>Wake up at 4pm
>Hear talking downstairs
>Start yelling I NEED MY BIG BOY SLEEP
>Waddle over to the door, knock poo-poo jar over
>*whoops, guess mommy has some work to do* I knock over another just for good measure
>Waddle down the stairs to living room. Mommy is talking to a lady in a business suit about "coverage"
>I NEED MY BIGBOY SLEEP
>Mommy looks in my direction and apologizes to the lady
>Notice that lady has really pretty hair
>Mommy tells me to go upstairs
>Lady has really really pretty hair
>My pee-pee goes hardy-wardy
>The diaper pops off from the force of my pee-pee, leaving me naked except for my Fluttershy t-shirt
>"Mommy is this the girlie-friendie I asked for?"
>I can't believe that fucking bitch finally did something right
>Mommy looks really emberassed and tells me to go upstairs. The lady is really scared
>Start waddling over to the lady
>She recoils back in horror
>Keep waddling over
>I slip on the diaper around my ankles and fall to the ground
>I do a big poo poo and begin crying on the ground, but my pee-pee is still hardy-wardy at my new girlie-friendie, so I keep crawling towards her
>The lady turns around and runs out the door
>Mommy has tears in her eyes, tries to lift me off the ground
>"Mommy, was she my girlie-friendie you got me?"
>She brushes the tears off her face and nods
>"Yes dear, s-she's just embarrassed. She's never seen a boy as handsome as you before!" She says as she wipes away another tear
>I smile, proud of how handsome I am
>Mommy tells me that maybe if I earn enough good boy points, she will get me another girlie
>She pulls me up the stairs and starts cleaning the floor
>Uh-oh, my pee-pee is still hard
>I get out of my bed and walk up behind mommy
>Tell her she can be my girlie-friendie too
>She looks kind of disgusted for some reason, says mommy can't do that
>I start yelling REEEEEEEE as I rip off my diapers and shove my pee-pee at her face
>She sucks my weenie-peenie to make me stop yelling
Life is good

Reroll

>4:30 I’m the afternoon
>Wake up after marathoning rick and morty the night before
>Get up early to tug it to nick jr
>Make big boy mayonnaise on my hand
>Sweating like like a pro athlete after energetic jerk
>Hankering for some tendies
>Waddle over to gbp chart
>25 points
>Have enough to get a meal at McDonalds
>Mumsie just got home from her second job
>"Mommy your good little boy has enough points for a nuggie meal! Time for McDonald!"
>"user, I just got home, can I take a nap first?"
>Backhand her and explain AGAIN the agreement on the chart
>Mommy grabs her keys, tears in eyes as we go get my prize
>See they have mlp toys for kids meals
>Fuck, spent all my points on 20 nugs
>Start to reeeeeeeeeeee on the floor, until I see a girl with a twighlight sparkle toy
>Run up to her and beg to trade my shirt for it
>Stuck up little Stacy sloot starts to freak out and run away
>Chase after her with shirt half way over head yelling for the little cumdumpster to get back here
>Fucking chad dad gets up in my face about calling his sloot kid a cum dumpster skank and trying to rape her
>Explain I only want my twiley toy, chad, fuck off
>Get punches in face and fall to the floor
>Shit myself and cry for mommy to help her good little boy
>Mommy runs over, crying, apologizing to the chad, and saying I don’t know any better
>"Whatever, lady, that retard has to be in his thirties! Let’s go!"
>Takes his daughter and leaves, probably to fuck her galing vag, the whore
>Cry whole way home until mommy stops by Walmart and gets me a twiley plush
Feels good man

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>be me
>be 23
>mummy's special little guy
>at mcdonald's getting chicken tendies with my saved up good boy points
>very long line
>get near the front
>need to go pee pee poo poo
>"MUMMY MUMMY I NEED TO GO PEE PEE POO POO NOW NOW NOW"
>mummy looks embarrassed
>says new daddy won't be happy about this
>takes me to little boys room
>I get into stall and begin my poo poo dance
>accidentally miss toilet
>hear something in other stall
>look over
>A man has pee pee mayo like daddy's all over his hand
>he notices me
>"WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE AUTISTIC SHIT"
>mummy runs into little boys room
>takes me into little girls room
>all the girlies go shrieky
>mama watches me go pee pee poo poo
>get back in line
>finally at front
>"I WANT CHICKEN TENDIES WITH A MINECRAFT TOY"
>mummy hits me
>"we will take an order of chicken tenders to go"
>"BUT MUMMY I WANT TO GO ON THE PLAY PLACE"
>she gives in
>set down at play place
>devour my tendies in one swoop
>"MUMMY MUMMY WHERE IS MY MINECRAFT TOY?"
>she quickly leaves to get me my minecraft toy
>see play place
>waddle over to slide
>begin to climb up play place slide
>somebody comes down the slide knocking us both on the floor
>tendie-rage engaged
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>smash kids head against window
>window breaks
>he is crying
>jump on him and sit on his face
>hear a snap
>he goes to sleep
>mummy runs back in with my minecraft toy
>mummy grabs my wrist and rushes me to the car
>"why user, why?"
>says we have to 'go on the run' and leave home forever
>mfw

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Just send her this and nothing else

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>Wake up at 6 pm covered in sweat, dried cum, and chicken grease
>stomach rumbles
>no FUCKING TENDIES
>too heavy to move on my own
>I'm a beautiful 750 pound boi
>start shrieking for mommy until she opens the door
>"good morning user, what do you need swe-"
>I throw a second piss jug at her bitch face
>GIMME MY TENDIES WHORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
>"sorry user, I gave you a double serving last night, and you agreed to skip breakfast today in return, remember?"
>I feel the rage boiling
>it gives me strength
>mommy comes over to calm me down
>"honey, you need to calm down. A good boy always keeps his prom-“
>I grab the bitches neck and start squeezing
>"user WH-GHGHGGggGggghhhhh
>In the heat of the moment I summon the colossal amount of energy necessary to roll over and fall off the bed on top of her
>with her pinned down I start punching her bitch face over and over again
>WHERE MY TENDIES WHERE MY TENDIES WHERE MY TENDIES WHERE MY TENDIES
>she cries and begs for mercy until she falls asleep with her eyes open
>I feel another rumble in my tummy
>it's the 200 trendies and 5 gallons of Mountain Dew from last night
>I turn over and explode the foulest of shits onto mommy to teach that bitch a lesson
>60 seconds later the spray dies down
>turn around and see mommy covered in my good boi chocolate
>peepee starts to get hard
>would watch hentai but my laptops out of reach
>pull down mommy's shorts and panties and start putting my wiener in and out of her no-no spot until my good boy cream shoots out
>still hungry and no way to get tendies
>pick out pieces of tendies from my doodie and enjoy a second time
>no sauce needed
>it's been over a week now
>I still can't get up and I'm running out of mommy jerky
>try throwing her bones through my window to get attention but no one brings me tendies
>plz help

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(after the star dubs comment is said)
if dubs:
don't be alarmed but I'm the leas singer of a very successful Papa Roach tribute band. It's ok if you're a little star struck, I'm used to it.
What's your favorite Papa Roach song?

>be me
>Mummy's perfect little 22 year old
>Daddy passed away a few months ago from a hurt chest after yelling at me to get a job
>before he died he put a little me inside Mummy's tummy
>Mummy starts talking about how nice itll be to have a baby around again
>"But aren't I the baby?"
>"user, you know I'm going to need help raising the baby, you're going to be a big brother and that means responsibility."
>i get mad and tell the whore that I'm not going to share her with that thing inside her
>"user, its time to grow up."
>Mummy gets fat and starts asking me to do shit around the house
>changing my own diaper, answering the door, whatever
>"user, could you throw some chicken tenders in the oven for me and get me a prenatal vitamin shake, I've got a craving!"
>TOO
>FUCKING
>FAR
>go upstairs to Mummy's room and grab her nail polish remover off the nightstand
>go downstairs and pour it into stupid fucking healthy-baby drink
>grab her cunt-face
>"Open wide!"
>Mummy chokes down nasty smelling smoothie and starts to scream and cry
>I keep telling her itll be better this way but she wont stop trying to hit me
>shake all gone so I decide to head back to my room for a nap
>she can make up for everything shes done when I wake up
>Mummy calls 911 screaming about bleeding from her piss-flappy downstairs parts
>I stomp on her phone and tell the bitch that if she calls them again I'll put rat poison in the next smoothie
>Mummy lays on floor for a few hours before she drives herself to the hospital after I fall asleep
>Mummy disobeyed me but baby is gone now
>all is well
Pic related

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roll

>be me, a healthy, handsome, bouncy 31 year old baby boy
>come downstairs from an exhausting day of playing video games and consuming anime
>waifu really proud of me for coming in second in a game of PUBG and winning 8 of my 13 league of legends games
>tell mummy of my conquests, ask for some tendies
>she's tired and makes a small quip about her breast cancer
>remind mummy that her breast cancer isn't going to kill her
>she gives me a look
>remind the confused and bewildered female that I asked for tendies, chop chop
>"user, I have to get ready for work. I showed you how to make them yesterday."
>have no recollection of such events, politely inform her she's lying
>"That's ENOUGH. Go to your room."
>wrong.move.bitch.S01E01.mkv
>assert my girth and alpha male dominance
>push mummy to the floor and choke her
>on the side of her neck mind you, as to not crush her windpipe. women love being choked, thanks redpill
>she lies on the floor and takes it like the submissive female she is
>after a few minutes stop and politely remind her I don't ask the same question twice
>she doesn't respond
>typical stacy
>return to my humble aboad upstairs as she starts flopping around and foaming at the mouth like a bitch in heat
>I've seen enough anime to know she's having an orgasm
>smirk realizing that I'm good looking enough to give even my own mom an orgasm without sexual penetration
That being said, my fellow Yea Forumsros, how do I break the news that I'm not sexually attracted to her when I go back downstairs tomorrow? I know she has an Oedipus complex, but I don't. Should I leverage this into more good boy points?

Trannies are basically not compatible anywhere:
>1. Straight guys don't want a woman with a penis, nor an artificial vagina and if married they'd want biological children.
>2. Straight women don't fancy a muscular bearded man with a vagina, nor repulsive mastectomy scars, nor an artificial "cock" that looks more like a deform sausage, and they would like to get pregnant from their husband.
>3. Gay guys expect a real natural functional cock with the ability to cum, not a deform sausage and much less a hole that smells like fish.
>4. Lesbians don't want a cock, they want real tits and a real vagina that smells like rotten fish and can get moisty on itself, not a dry hole that looks more like an infected version of Sarlacc's pit.
>5. Bisexuals when fucking with a gender they expect to be fucking with a body that biologically matches the face.
>6. And finally, even trannies expect the same as bisexuals.

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Deliver you faggot

rr

send her this

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Deliver, you homosexual son of a pajeet bitch.

"Baby are you from China because you look cheap and untrustworthy."

Reroll

You know, statistically there is a chance that at least three times a month you and I are pooping at the same time unknowingly to each other.
We have so much in common, we should date.

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"This reply is a testament to a grand historic achievement. As of today, August the 1st, 2019, we shall commemorate this moment where user rolled dubs in a thread on Yea Forums. His efforts were great and his commitment; even greater. May we all bow our heads and give praise to our benevolent overlord, Kek, crafter of digits and bringer of lulz. Amen."

your mother was a dumb whore with a fat arse

"I pinched a loaf this morning and I swear it was shaped just like your mouth. Whoa, freaky lol. Anyway, what're you into?"

rerolling. we have to get dubs as some point.

dubs

last try what the fuck this thread is cursed

Well, waiting.

dis

So how do you feel about fetishes? I'd kinda like to cram a turd in your womb with my bare hands. The idea of of my rancid shit being kept warm by your baby box gets me really hard.

So bitch.... how tight is that pussy, and have you had your ass eaten out before?

You wanna hang some niggers tonight?

Hey..... uh, wanna play Fortnite?

rolllll

Are you into rape? You better be

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Ding ding now do it faggot

I'm gonna say the n word