No secret thread?

I'm a straight virgin, bad with women.

I was incredibly horny yesterday and thought about meeting up with a guy from an app.

I've had these thoughts over the years, but always too afraid to regret it. I have no romantic interest in men.

I wanked off a flasher in a park when I was 12.

just leaked 9 videos of this girl

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Goodness this became copy pasta quickly. I just read that shit in the other thread and here you are using it for making a secrets thread.

My sister gives 'sexual release' to our older brother because he has anger management issues and mental illness and it calms him down.

I would agree, however, hes a six year old that just learned how to walk last year. He cant talk and just screams or babbles incoherently. He still shits and pisses on himself so he has to constantly wear a diaper. Along with having autism he has seizures. Hopefully he doesnt start hitting or punching people, because that little fucker has the strength of a fucking animal and hes just a kid.

I love sharing my daughter online.

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hey pal.
>be me
>hide YI camera in bathtub overfull
>tell my wife to invite as many friends as she wants
>when a girl go take a shower I go in the toilet
>fap to a direct live of my naked wife friend
>never record anything so I don't get caught
now the bad part
>most of the time her friends piss in the shower
>never do they touch themselves
feelsbad.jpg

Still I discovered that her best friend (a qt 9/10) had disgusting steak vag lips

When I was a ball girl at a major tennis tournament when I was 13, I was approached and paid for sex by a wealthy VIP.

For anyone interested. I would assume this was the original post:

Did you already have cute little titties? And a nice tight ass?

hey satan, OP here
no I'm the same guy, it's just that it's the first time I ever tell my story, so I thought I would tell it in a secret thread, but there was no secret thread so I made one. I'm french btw

I had to help bathe my 11yo niece a couple times and it was honestly pretty fun

Yes. To give you an answer.

How did he fuck you?
Did you like it?
Did you cum?
Where did he cum?
Did he make you call him daddy? Or mention your age?

Hahahahahaha wtf

I lost my virginity to my older brothers gf.

Mainly missionary. No I didn't like it mainly because he was old and out of shape. Didn't orgasm. He came on my mouth. Yeah he was into the age thing and kept asking about school.

See New Chan.

7ch.pw/

Timestamped tits or this is fake

Sounds like a cool family.

how much did he pay you?

75 cents

How did it feel getting jizzed in the face?

Where you a virgin at the time?

How much did he pay?

Did you become a slut?

Enough for me to have a comfortable time at university.

Lol you just know this guy's beating his ephebophile dick like a demon right now...

I'd had sex twice before with a boy at school. First time getting 'jizzed in the face' tho so that was a surprise. No I didn't become a slut. Just a middle class rebel.

story??

Sure.

Tits and time stamp or it never happened

How was the sex with the boy, how old where you?

i farted and blamed it on the dog

kek

He exposed himself in front of a group of us kids and just stood there. I got dared after a while by my friends to go and tug him off. Which I did. He came all over my hand and then scurried off .

why didnt you guys all scream and run off

I'm 100% sure my aunt did that once, bitch.

The sex with the boy was just a few months before and it was rubbish tbh. As you would expect.

Because after the initial shock we were just giggling. The guy looked a loser more than threatening

does that make me a bitch?

My little sister got hypersexuality due to medication and I had no self control and had sex with her.

If you did it during a meal, yes.

If you did it during the christmas dinner, then you're my aunt.

what would you do if some guy got his dick out and started rubbing it on you in public now

yucky

Slap him probably

That's basically rape

Lucky
How old where you both?

Why. He buried his stiffy in his sister's horny wet cunt. He was doing her a favour by the sound of it.

She was thirteen and I was at uni.

i spy my sister when she is on the shower
she has good tits (not so big but with a cute shape and pinkie nipples) but not ass, i really want to touch her tits fuck

i dunno i think its pretty hot when gals wanna get dirty in public

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ok thats sick

How was that sweet little pussy

She already have little titties? Round tight ass?

I will never be comfortable in the bathroom ever again

Been with one woman, but similar situation. sometimes consider a dude just to get off. Dick looks fun, it’s kissing another guy that I can’t get over.

I took traveling advice from Reddit and started backpacking at certain locations hotels in Europe until one day where I couldn't find anywhere to sleep and I was lost in a small city without knowing the language.

met an innkeeper and he alluded that i could stay in his cabin for a few favors. i was on enough xanax that i didnt feel as much regret when he had me screaming for 2 hours.

never not planning stuff through again.

Told this in threads in the past. Some friends and I turned a disused classroom at school into a private place where people could hang out/fuck etc. safely.

Please feel free to continue

oh, I wouldn't kiss.

I'm just interested in getting a handy/getting blown. I wouldn't even be into taking his ass.

Every conversation I've had makes it clear.

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Lol I did the same. We had a flashed close to school and we could see him from the yard. One day some friends and I went over and offered to jerk him off. He was kinda scared then but said yeah. We all rubbed him a little but he came after like 3 minutes and ran away

Why did you have to do that?

She had some biggish boobs but only a few pubes.

fucked my gf while she was breastfeeding

Haha, yeah that's basically the scenario that happened to us.

How was it?

Big tits?

Good because she was so horny. Wouldn't have been into it otherwise. She just wanted to be fucked. Didn't matter that it was me.

yeah they grew during pregnancy

You're a fucking king

Very nice, ever get any nudes?

she looks hot how old she 17-19?

You must be retarded
1 for going to reddit
2 for not sleeping outside like every normal bastard without a place to sleep
Having a roof is an optional not a must for every fucking night
I am not even poor I just like traveling and If I can't find a hotel fuck it I sleep in a park or something
I won't fuck a guy just so he let me sleep under his roof

How long did this go on for? Still do it?

Nope
If I had to rate her I'd give her a 7.5/9

raped my sister

Ages?
Story

Live and learn.

It was exceptionally cold, but it's not something I bask on.

I was young, it happened. At least I came a few times from everything.

im scared to get this far

it was just one thrust

Ages? Her reaction?

she was passed out drunk

but she is from germany? i may know the location

What meds?

Age? 6.5/9?

Nope

When I was 16 I was making out with my at-the-time new girlfriend, and I came in my pants without warning. She found this to be such a turn-on that she would intentionally make out with me just to make me cream my pants. One day she criticized the fact that I'm always handsy and wanted me to cum just by our lips and tongues touching, no additional contact (usually I'd grab her ass/tits or hold her waist, etc.) It turned her on so much when I came that we did this all the time throughout our relationship.

We broke up 8 months later, but by that point I was so conditioned to cum just by kissing that it was like second-nature to me. This was in 2008, but all these years later I can honestly say it has ruined my life. I'm still way too damn sensitive to the point of not being able to even remotely live the life I want. I haven't tried to get with a girl in 5 years because there's no point when I can't even make out with her without cumming. Even flirting with girls makes me super excited so I just don't. I'm way too fucking sensitive.

19

De zeeman is een goede winkel jonge

When i was in middle school, I would wait for my parents to leave the house on the weekends. Then I would strip naked and go out into the backyard and let my neighbor see and watch me. He would drop over a $20 each time I did this for him.

Are you M or F?

Fully naked in front of a hormonal teen, inviting touch. At that stage in life, you are not fully functional (brain wise) because of your hormones. She was 19, knowing how teen hormones worked and how they can be overcome.
If she regularly asked for messages, she liked your touch and compliance... not just the message.
When she did not react to you "crossing the line", she was hoping you would "be the pervert" and make the first move.
Since you did not, since you just rubbed her butt, she knew you wanted it but did not have the gall to completely cross the line. She felt you would not be able to keep the secret.
Your hormones were too low to override your inhibitions to get to where she wanted.
Conversely, she probably felt that you were lucky to even have that opportunity and is deeply insulted that you teased at accepting but rejected her instead. She had you touching her a LOT before that but you back out at the "let's sin" hint... like she was not enough.
She was at fault, not you. You were a normal hormonal teen, just not hormonal enough to cross the line high-testosterone teens would.
You might still be fucking her if you did.

I knew an old man that would give me $20 a visit to watch porn with him. He'd suck me off while jerking off. I can relate. Family issues made me free with my body before that.

Story?

Seems mostly right. She is probably embarrassed and regrets what she did.

this

You sound like an ex lol

I get off listening to my older brother having sex.

I want my little brother to lose his virginity to my girlfriend a

I secretly filmed my autistic cousin playing guitar hero

I have a new life goal, thanks user

Fucken post it lmao

How was he? On a scale from 1 to Travis the Moonstar.

>Around 15 years ago when I was around 15
>Big Brother has GF thats kinda chill, only a year older then me
>We start talking over msn about music and shit
>For some reason I mention I heard them have sex last time she visited (she lived a bit away)
>She finds it funny and we start to talk about sex
>Admit to being a virgin and say I wanna fuck someone
>She says she is game nex time she comes over to see my brother

>A few weeks later she comes to see my brother
>While he is downstairs backing her stuff out the car and talking to our parents she comes up to his room where I am
>I stop what I was doing (playing playstation or some shit) and stand up as I see her
>She walks over and kisses me, was not my first kiss but it was good
>Then she all of a sudden drops to her knees pulls my pants down and reveals my hard dick
>She tells me how impressive it is as she grabs it, straight out says its much bigger then my brohters and start suckning
>She sucks until we hear footsteps on the stairs and I quickly put it away and sneak over to my room

>Later that night or some night later I dont really know anymore, we decieded to watch a movie as our cover to fuck
>We put on the movie and start making out, she gives my some more head and I lick her pussy, she had some sick fucking meatcurtains, was kinda discusting, like several cm long
>We deciede its time to put it in and she pulls out a condom that I try to put on but fail (virgin loser)
>So she tries and fails to, we come to the conclusion that my dick was to big for the condom and we have to go without
>Go in bareback and it felt "meh" was not very tight and not at all as I expected sex to be, but was wet and warm as it should atleast
>We fuck kinda hard and try diffrent positions, doggy, she riding me, spooning and so on, this ofcourse makes sounds, sounds I guess my dumb ass brother heard because he came in to check like 3 times but never caught is in the act
>When it came time for the cummings she sucked my dick and I blow my load in her mouth she then tried to kiss me to spit it out in my mouth, I dogded and it ended up on my pillow

After that she sucked my dick a few times but I never fucked her again, got my own GF instead and brother and she broke up over her being a cheatingslut. Dont think he knows to this day.

I really really really want to have sex with a dog (femanon for those curious. no tits cos I'm probably a 4/10)

Timestamp those mosquito bites!

I wonder what Travis the Moonstar is up to...

bravo
bra vo

got nothing to lose then

My work is done here

Honestly feel more like a dick about it, but know I also feel like its so far in the past way care

My dad was always worrying about how antisocial I was, so I made up that I had a big group of friends I was spending time with. But really I'd just go like a few blocks away and sit in my brothers car getting high with him every Friday night.

It must've been some good shit too because I'm an only child and didn't have a car.

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understandable

hm

she was your blood sister?

OP here
Sincerely the first time I ever see this like that
I always felt like the creep, even thought about the fact that she could have been drunk or something.. I looped this memorie in my mind for so long.

fuck some anons are really smart, thank you

Read it again, it was my brothers girlfriend

when Yea Forums fags actually help

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shit i replied to the wrong post

A fucking grand? I offered 5k to a broke friend and got told no way.

I lost my older brother to my gf's virginity.

maybe you're really ugly bro?

>I'm 14, sister is 19
>sister just came back in my life since my mom left my dad
>sister was banned to our grandmothers after she kept being caught "teaching" me the differences between males and females, when I was age 9 to age 10. She was exiled to granny's when she got me hard at age 10 and started riding me. Mom busted us.
>Our whole lives, Mom called that sister a slut. Once she was banned to Granny's, my little sister eventually was the one called "slut"
>With my sister back in my life (Mom gone), she pretty much acts normal.
>That's until we are alone and I get mad at her. I call her "slut". She then calls me a rapist and wrestles me down. Doing it in such a way that I get hard. She then points out my hard-on and calls me a rapist, making me go to my room in shame.
>One day, I am 14, and she is 19, and I am bigger and stronger than her. We fight. I am now sick of her calling me a rapist when we do the wrestling.
>I decide to prove her right. By then, I have an insane sexual attraction to her. I wrestle both our clothes off, her taunting with "Typical rapist, stripping the woman" and stuff like that.
>I get her pinned down, holding her arms. I use my legs to part hers. I slide my dick in her, she's wet. I did not know that was arousal at the time.
>She struggles while I thrust into her. I do it until I cum, calling her a slut over and over again.
>She orgasms, I think it's her hurting, I feel bad but my body takes over.
>I thrust until I finish inside her.
>I then, after my orgasm, feel bad and start apologizing.
>She begins laughing after her afterglow fades.
>She looks into my eyes and says "Welcome to the family. You are still inside me, fucktard."
>We look to the basement steps and see our little sister masturbating. Her groan attracted our attention.
>She says "Ah. I figured Dad would break her in."

Thats hard

I come from a fucked up family and read a lot of why the disfunction existed. It did not just come to me. You are welcome. When I read your story, I felt for you... the guilt you did not earn.

>sister is a bitch
>I am now sick of her calling me a rapist
>rape her
kek

>I come from a fucked up family
story?

I just posted it: Some things are stranger than fiction.

tree fiddy

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I used to fuck our family dog when I was younger! feltgood.jpg

Monster

I busted in a girls mouth during a blowjob after I promised not to. Wanted her to taste my cum

My roommate asked to see the nudes I have of my ex in exchange for some weed. I’m considering doing it. Will I regret it?

What kind of 11yo needs help bathing? She retarded?

That's pretty common. The male orgasm doesn't stop until a little after he cums. Pulling out for the bulk of your orgasm is like being offered a big quality steak but only being given a bite while you can only see and smell the rest.

I used to get naked and cuddle my best friend when I was very young. It wasn't sexual at all since neither of us even knew what sex was. Looking back, our parents surely knew something was up from how messy our clothes probably were after getting dressed.

You massaged her naked 40 times. Did she ever roll over? How much did you see of her tits, pussy, etc.?

While massaging ass, did her butt cheeks spread enough to see butthole?

Sick with a "ph", am I right?

Grew up in an incest family, older brother left home, mum passed away, dad starts fucking me and my sister regularly. Got his new wife involved so all manner of unsavoury shit going on. I ended up self harming then left home at 15.

Did she spit or swallow?

I used to be the caretaker at a school and is let the pupils have sex in my office if they let me watch. All sorts of weird couplings and age ranges.

No, just really crusty. It takes four of us to get her scrubbed down.

That is known in the industry as a pro-gamer power move.

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She freaked and spit in the bathroom

Got bullied at school by this bratty little bitch. Year 8 so age about 12. She made my life hell. Found out she was getting knobbed by her stepdad so my older brother blackmailed him into letting us watch her getting fucked. Went round a total of six times. Felt good to start with but then I felt bad and stopped going.

Your intent was rape. It wasn't rape. You can't rape the willing. She provoked it. She was rape-playing.

After an intervention andsome visits at the psychologist, I family I had quit drugs and could enjoy life sober.
I was in a bad place in life when that went down, and the drugs weren't helping.
But I learned how to enjoy life, and I still do drugs, although less at a time, and not as frequently. My family still thinks I'm off drugs.

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that sounds awefull, I feel sorry for you...
...Can you elaborate on your stepmom's involvement in little more detail?

Told a close female friend about /b. She's intrigued by the idea of tributes. She wants to get one of her. She asks me to post her and we watched the thread until we got one. I ended up making a collage over a few months. I showed her and she liked it. I snuck of a trib I did of her in there

She'd generally get involved. She'd pick outfits for us to wear, tell us what to do to him in bed, teach us how to suck him and tug him properly. He used to make us play with her boobs and lick her etc etc.

You guys are sick! Now please... tell us more. Don't mind the dick in my hand. I'm just scratching, I swear.

Must have been quite satisfying.

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>She'd pick outfits for us to wear
What did she have you wear for him?
>teach us how to suck him
How did she teach you? Did she have to coerce or force you to suck him off? Would you let him come in your mouth? Did he come a lot and would you swallow it? Did you and your sister enjoy giving him head?

awefull, really awefull. can't understand how someone could this to you!
what was the cause of you hurting yourself? was it the fact that you like it despite you weren't supposed to? do you have your own family now? aren't you worried that you will end up molesting your own children because you brain is wired differently?

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Skirts, our own school uniforms, just anything that made us look young. She had to encourage it because obviously we weren't keen. She taught us how to swallow and obviously there seemed like a hell of a lot of come because we were emptying a grown man's balls. No we didn't really enjoy it.
No it was because I felt like a worthless emotionless piece of shit. I do have a kid now.

Once the confusion cleared up and we fucked on a regular basis, we got really close. As of now, I am in therapy and in an incest survivor support group.
I'm half-assing it. Incest is still my fetish. Just about every woman I hook up with is because they somehow remind me of my older sister. They all fall apart because my sister and I are twistedly close.

> tell us what to do to him in bed
How old were you and your sister the first time that you sucked him off? Can you give the details of how that happened? Did you let him come in your mouth, did you like it?
What other things did you and your sister have to do to him or let him do to you?

>She taught us how to swallow
How often did you have to suck him off? Did you always have to swallow? Did she make you do any come play between you and your sister?
How old were you and your sister?

I have friends whom I'd 100% happily suck off given the opportunity

I was the first to suck him off. I was 12. My sister was 10. It was after school when we were watching TV upstairs and he put porn on, which he'd done before with us but hadn't touched us. I ended up being convinced it was relatively normal and that first time, after a couple of hours of watching he had me get his cock out and suck it. He got a bit annoyed which I now know was because he had mild phimosis and i didn't know what I was doing and probably making him uncomfortable. After a while he came but I didn't swallow. We both had to have sex with him, orally vaginally and anally, basically whenever he wanted it.

A few times a week, no we didn't always have to swallow. And no, no come play. 12 and 10 at the start.

>My sister was 10
When did she first suck him off? Were you there when she did? What did she think about sucking him and swallowing his come? Had she watched you doing it?

fuck did he expect her to do?

fu u piece of shit

So do you plan to tell your brother some day?

I am. But 5k is 5k.

She'd seen me do it and watched girls in porn do it. I was there when she did it and she wasn't really into it. She was preoccupied with his foreskin and when he came she pulled a face and gagged a bit. She got used to it eventually though.

I'm the guy who took the grand. I'd take your 5k whatever you looked like and so would my missus.

Let's see your woman naked for proof.

>We both had to have sex with him, orally vaginally and anally
How old were you the first time that he fucked your ass? Was it something that you liked? Could you describe the first time with any details that you can remember? How did he get you to let him do it, what did he say to you, how long did it last? Was his cock very big and were you able to take all of it?
How old was your sister when he first fucked her ass? Did you see that happen?

>only child
>my brothers car

>She got used to it eventually though.
Was your stepmother usually there? How did she try to encourage you and your sister, what would she say to you? Did she ever encourage you to take him deeper or try to deep throat him? Was she ever rough or forceful with you?

wtf, all my friends showed me their ex nudes, and I showed them mine, it's something bros do, if you want something in exchange then you're a niggerjew.

Raised by my father. He had some extreme fetishes which ended up with me in hospital.
He went to prison. Released now but he's still a rso.

or you can chew the steak all you want but never swallow the damn meat

Hey my thread is still up, Yea Forums became really slow these last years lel

>You massaged her naked 40 times.
no she was fully naked only the last time, and no bra only for like the 20 previous one.

>Did she ever roll over?
no
>How much did you see of her tits, pussy, etc.?
side tits only, and most of the time I couldn't even see them (she was quite flat)
>While massaging ass, did her butt cheeks spread enough to see butthole?
nope, all I could see was some sort of goosebumps all over her butt

sorry to disapoint you user, but it's more of a true fucked up story than a sexy one.

i have a little white step daughter (yes, she's over 18) that i want to see in the middle of a "compromising situation"

i hope that maybe one day, i'll come across this on one of my internet boards i frequent.....

browsing the porn section

see this

"Tiny little strawberry-blonde girl sucks off a gang of niggers in Throat Gagger scene"

and then the description

"Tiny 5 foot nothing sucks off the biggest, blackest dicks in porn, and eats ALL the cum"

and it's right above a blowbang publicity pic of her down on her knees with her sweet little face surrounded by 10 black cocks right at mouth level, all 10" or more, all within inches of her innocent little lips but all ready for sucking and doing a tonsilectomy on this tiny little white girl. i'm talking a mercilessly hard throat fucking. i mean that mouth is going to be a warm, wet, sloppy home for hard nigger cock for the next two hours of more. a nasty spit and pre cum filled fuck socket for MASSIVE BLACK COCKS.

i want to watch that little fucking whore SWALLOW big black cocks. i mean like mandingo BBC. and i mean a fucking 10 nigger mouth raping. at the first of the scene she would be asked "what are you here to do today?" and her answer would be, "suck a lot of black dick" then she would be asked "how many" and she'd answer "i don't even know how many are here. i guess every black dick here gets a turn in my mouth." when she has a pitch black telephone pole size hard nigger cock in her throat and they ask her if she loves sucking black cock, the only thing i want to hear out of her is "glugg gaahh gagg flughhh". i want to watch her nose touch a 12" nigger dicks stomach. i mean swallow it right down to the fucking nuts!!! and as the box cover said, she's gotta eat ALL THE SPERM!!! load after load i mean. good source of iron style, thick ropes of hot nigger sperm filling her sweet little white mouth and sliding down her tiny little white throat.

seriously, she's a fucking bitch. i hate her

I lost my virginity to the high school librarian and he's the only guy I've ever had sex with.
for reference I'm 23 now

what extreme fetishes got you in the hospital?

The kinds of bdsm he was into. A wound on my back got infected and made me very ill.

at least he didn't touched you down there

Dont do it. Get a job and pay for a woman dude.

There was a guy just like you the other day explaining his situation and then explaining how he decided to try a trap and he said it was horrible and he felt fucked up. He said when it got down to it it felt wrong, not sexy at all because it felt like he was fucking a guy in a skirt. Dont be this guy pls.

He did, but that was only a small part of everything.

Not your daughter fuck off with your lies

Does that image have exif data on it or whatever?

I fucked a married slut for 2years, got her preggo, she had an abortion and then i dumped her cheating ass

.gg/eNeP82

I lost my virginity to my sister's boyfriend

Ages?

That's the joke dumbass

I was 16 and he was 19

Tell us about it

Theres literally shit you can buy to help with that.

Basically we were both performing at a concert organized by our music school. When we finished he told me we should go for a ride and I was like sure. Anyway I'm not gonna rant, one thing led to another and we ended up having sex on the back seats of his car

Do you feel it was consentual? Was he rough or gentle? Did it ever happen again?

Show us you

Yeah it was consensual but that doesn't mean I didn't feel bad about it.
No he wasn't rough. And he did try to initiate something similar but I ended up not giving in

Are you retarded? Do you like?
Why do you use those words?
Would you use more words? How old are the words?
Please help me masturbate by answering a hundred questions I spam to any post I suspect is regarding underage kids.
Tell me more. Why am I such an annoying faggot?

Was it your first time? Why didnt you give in did you not enjoy the first time?

ok

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Ive been fucking my married neighbor for about three months now. Im a bit worried because her husband would beat my ass if he found out.

pls stop

It was my first time
well you know a couple of thoughts pass through your head at that moment

how old?

More secrets here
gg/wkD9kXN

Greentext plz. Also, m or f?

When? Around 12 when I went to hospital.

Secrets thread? Secrets thread.

So before I get into these little quick stories, you can chose to believe them, chose not to, I don't care, but it is fun to reminisce about the wacked out shit I do because I'm a god damn insane person.

>Be me
>Live in shitty neighborhood
>Someone breaks into my house and steals my Xbox while I'm at work
Now in this neighborhood there's only a couple places stolen shit goes to, and that's two houses on the other side of the neighborhood. One has all the stolen shit, and the other has all the drugs. They have a system of credit almost, where you give house A.(stolen stuff) and go to house B.(drugs) and get your fix.
House A. Is run by an old burnout in a wheel chair and house B is run by a skinny meth'd out bitch.
Anyways, back to story
>Come home and see my Xbox missing
>Fuckinghadit.jpeg
Due to other stuff I was already at my breaking point with people around that area.
>Grab my chink SKS and like 6 tapco mags
>Drive to House B with the drugs.
>Knock on door, fully loaded with my chink SKS
>Meth bitch answers.
"Get the fuck out my way, and get ready to clean a body"
>Bitch turns ice white
"Everyone in here get the fuck up"
>There's like 9 people in the house all shooting up and smoking dope
>slowly stroll around the house pointing my SKS in their face telling them all they need to materialize my fucking Xbox or people are going to go missing, ect.
>Dude steps in front of me
"Hey man, my girls back there in the bedroom please don't go in there"
>Press the barrel against his bare white trash tattoo'd chest
"Ask me if I give a fuck about your girl"
>Bust the door in to the bedroom and make everyone get up.
>like 4 people shooting up and doing lines.
"Where's my fucking Xbox you trash ass junkheads"
>No response
>They tip me off to House A
>Force them to ask on Facebook about a missing Xbox.

>Go to house A.
>Force everyone outside at gunpoint
>Strip search their house
>Kick old bastard.

Yeah I wasn't happy

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How old is she?

More about Chink SKS stories:

>Be me
>Go to make firearms deal with some straight up nigger but I really want that S&W .40 he has.
>Drive him to "his" house
>We pull into the driveway
"Alright I'll go get it if you give me the money"
>Dudes my roommates friend so it shouldn't be too sketch
>Give him cash, 300$
>Waiting for 5 minutes
>No nigger and said handgun.
Dude just fucked me
>Get out and find that it wasn't even his house
>Get in my car, go to my house and grab chink sks which by now has gained town notoriety and bestowed the nickname "Chop" to me
>Hunt him down for 8 hours, SKS hanging out the window of my car.
My dudes I went to this dudes mother's house and told her that if her son didn't give me my money back I was going to give her his body in a closed casket
>Kept driving
>Call buddies to help me track this dude down
>Dude gets so scared he buys a bus ticket to Florida

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I love squidbillies

Same, I feel like I'm living in some dystopian hick world some times and squidbillies helps me feel related to. Especially when I do shit like the two story/secrets I told

Is he your neighbor? How do you know he wears diapers?

No, it's not.

Sorry you're 40 with no child or partner, but please don't ruin people's happiness just because you have none.

Chink SKS stories some more, this time with added illegal

>Be me
>Chilling in house
>Decide to go innawoods
>Grab SKS and a couple mags, backpack of flashlights, snacks and waterbottles.
>Casual woods walk, nothing crazy
>Peaceful afternoon, sun's starting to get low but I keep walking more through the woods.
>Pass some deepwoods trailers.
>nothing crazy
>Walk passed them, eat a snack, drink a water
>Sun's getting a bit lower now
>Walking and hear
"Eyusumbitch whatchu doing thar"
>Fuckin creole mudmouth white trash yells at me from the distance, which in a split second I see vaguely on the porch of a trailer
>Faint black object lifts
>Dude shoots a handgun at me when I wasn't even on his property
>Sling myself against the ground behind a pine tree, Vietnam flashbacks kicking in full swing.
>Immediately and by second nature, prone and return fire before lunging up and running off to a lower spot behind some brush.
>Dude shoots back and there's some faint yelling
>Fire a few more rounds out in the general direction before SKS bolt locks back, empty
>Quickly reload, can't hear shit, ears are completely out, sounds like everything is underwater and with a loud humming noise
>Bolt slings forwards and I fire a few more rounds again.
"Oh holy fuck I'm going to jail"
>Sprint through the woods, get lost, managed to find my way back to my house at 3 in the morning.

I never went back, not sure what the outcome was, but from my position and from how far away I was, there was little chance I could have actually hit him, or been hit. It just scared the fuck out of me so bad I just started ripping them out on this guy.

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I've had that happening to me. It was kinda late evening though.
I looked at him, made a weird face and walk home fast.

She had injuries so she couldn't physically do it herself

Sexual relief In wich way? Oral sex?

Can you say who he was?
How did he approach you?
How did you feel about the proposal?

I fucking loved guitar hero

What was the youngest?

How did you find out? What did she said When she saw you there?

wow please tell the story from memory
any details
why did his GAY bf fuck a girl, and his sister, his THIRTEEN yr old sister at that..
what age was he?

please show her

i think you jerk off and watch too much porn. Arousal addiction.
I have the same and iive fucked a few times, if I really worked on myself I could probably get chicks but social anxiety, bad formative years etc etc

Kek. When I'm on the chan I act/type out what I feel early would say.

Do not touch, the trim!
On going to have to go onna squidbillies binge thanks to you

>Be 11 years old.
>Have a cute girl cousin who is 8.
>Cousin bathes and sleeps with me because adults think no way kids like sex.
>Every night she puts her little pussy in my face because it feels so fucking good when i lick it.
>Every night she lets me fuck her in the mouth because i make her feels.
>One night stuff dribbles out my dick.
>She likes the taste, i lick her more.
>Over the course of a year i stick fingers, and eventually my dick, into her pussy.
>She really likes that shit.
>By the time i turn 13 we are like porn stars.
>She deep throats me and i ass fuck her on a regular basis because she got her period.
>Her family moves, we get less and less time together.
>Family now starts worrying how much time we spend together.
>We get cut off from each other completely.
>Fast forward to last year. After my failed marriage and her 2 failed marriages my uncle dies and the truth comes out.
>She was adopted.
>No incest.
>Now we're too far away from each other to get together.
>Fucking family secrets

Wtf... and how did you hide that amount of money from your parents from 13 til you were in uni?
or did you make some lie up and they were dumb enough to believe it?

are you an user or femanon?

I believe it. Too many rich old white men around to not happen.

What did you used to do after the sex session? What did your sister say? How did she act? Did you have talks between you?

Gonna need story bud

Sometimes I like to push my cat over when I see her standing
Then I laugh at her for getting bullied

jesus what did he do to you, multiple orgasms, 2 hour fuck session
Divulge the details please?

Umm wth was she nekked?
To test you? That's pretty stupid

Tell us more!

Some stories?
Maybe the best or weirdest one?

I'm assuming you're male... Right?

retardation at its finest

>Secrets thread? Secrets thread.
Do you think you're the OP? kek that newfag

>Force them to ask on Facebook about a missing Xbox.
kid you're 12 go back to newgrounds

did your dad ever fuck you

Brooooo

>grab chink sks which by now has gained town notoriety and bestowed the nickname "Chop" to me
Of course you named your weapon, cunt.

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Well that’s both of your faults for her being naked and you agreeing you rub her down while she was naked.

Yeah

>girl is 10yo
>she got her period.
poor story bro

either she wanted some d, either she didn't even think about arousal between family members. It's one or the other.

Yes. That came second to all the other weird bdsm stuff though.

Have you considered suicide?

>Can't into replying to right post

I swear I would kill myself before sharing my wife willingly. Wtf Is you problem

Damn i believe it. I'd so it myself...

Like they did it tonyou?

Mexican wife.
Yesterday at a party with some friends, I let them see my wife naked and she didn't find out hahaha

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You sound like a ten year old with delusions of grandeur.

Congratulations! You're a whore!!!

...

Did you finger her a little bit when you washed her snatch? I would have.

Eh, op, try fucking up your relationship with your brothers, sisters, cousins, and parents cause you choose things regardless of whatever may be affecting you

No hug, communication, nothing in between me and everything I had mentioned
Op
You'll be alright
Hopefully

That doesn't make any sense, nothing about that story sounds like it adds up.

Try beating off until it's finally out of your system
I didn't exactly cream my pants by I remember talking to this girl, lying down next to her, and me being a middle schooler got so hot and bothered that yeah I was juicing

Never got to fuc her even tho she got wet

I ended up beating off incessantly and now I don't even get hard off of seeing the hooker way women are dressed like
Not even hookers get me hard......
Nothing

I didn't penetrate her at all, did get to feel her little opening though.

I was going to say I had never been bullied but there was this one dude in middle school who would try to fuck with me
It was never anything much cause I wasn't a bitch
One time he try to punch the fuck out of my side on a sneak tip from behind me
he wanted to act like nothing happened so I did the same
One time he was trying to fuck with my sister when we were leaving school one night trying to creep on her I stood between them and he'd try to push me
He was like twice my size legit
O and I just like fucking with my cat lolz

What happened is she regret what she was starting
So she then try cutting everything off in a defensive mind set
Out of sit out of my mind

are you trying to speak english? Also user was replying to the right post, learn to read fag.

>can relate
>started touching genitals of little sister (me 13yo, her 6yo) in her sleep
>tried to insert two times but failed
>she woke and ran to my mom
>mom didn't get it and I pretended to sleep in my room
>started watching paedo and zoophilia pictures on Yea Forums because i must be sick
>got extremely depressed
>spent 6 years getting thru high school
>spent 9 years getting a BSc
>went to therapist
>woman therapist told me this is normal and little sister being borderline isn't my causing
>went to other therapist
>man therapist told me this is expected behavior of boys and is my parent's fault for not being attentive
>other sister says she was molested as a kid, wasn't me

Today I have a good relationship with her. I don't hold myself accountable for her mental problems (we had fucked up parents), but I still pay for their therapy because I feel bad for them and want to be able to have healthy siblings for the rest of my life.

The reason I don't tell her I touched her is because it might fuck her up more. Your sister knows what happened and that it was weird. But you're not the one to blame: Being 19 and naked as you come in is as much an experiment to her, don't underestimate the social intelligence of young women. If you can't imagine having a conversation with her about it, see a therapist and simulate the conversation; this can have resolve in itself, which is more important than the real conversation. Real reason behind your alienation with her can better be explained with parents' lack of ability to make you socialise.

TL;DR: If you feel fucked up, blame your parents and get better.

Wtf

a girl in my class in fourth grade got her period.. pretty sure that is around 10 years old.

or she was repulsed by the fact he didn't go any further, and because he didn't go, bitch doesn't want to be the one being called out so she then
> try cutting everything off in a defensive mind set
girls never want to be the first to try something new, they don't want to be the "creep", ever

>can relate
>OP 15yo boi and 19yo girl
>you 13yo boi and 6yo girl
>OP obeys to big sister requests
>you molest little sister
how can you relate mate? I mean there is the incest link, but that's quite all there is.

>two pastas in one
nice

>Period at 10
Are you daft? The youngest recorded pregnancy is at 5 years old. There are plenty of early bloomers and late bloomers, or do all girls get their period at 12 gifted to them by their fairy god-aunt?

Sorry (you) had a boring childhood

So you're gonna go make-up fuck as an apology for not taking the hint when you were younger, right?
Most likely it's the best way to fix your relationship, plus you know she'd want it.

>doing more than all the fatfucks and incels in keeping fit
>just to see some incestual puss and feed a degenerate piss fetish
Now that is some goddamn dedication.

>instantly starts involving demographics unwarranted
okay (((user)))

bump, greentext loser

Story?

Can you tell us why and go in depth to what makes you want to fuck an animal?

I let my friends see my ex naked (when we were still together).....

You know the fucking rules. Tits or gtfo

I have a dream of getting raped really hard and kept as a sexslave. I really love when men are dominant. I also have a thing for men older than me.

that's not autism. that's full blown tardation.