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You AKMA:
~Solivagus~
God of Responsibility
Dewa Segala Jawab
真の指圧神龍
誠信之神
(The most suicidal nigga in history!)
What problem bags do you want to give me, the craziest cunt of an australian problem solver y'all will never meet!
>I'll take ALL the problems! LITERALLY ALL OF THEM! YOU CAN EVEN BLAME ME FOR CANCER AND EVERYTHING! IT'S OKAY! I'M KEWL WITH BEING THE BLAME DONKEY!
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PROTIP: I DESIGNED, BUILT, AND PERFECTED THE CRAZY TRAIN!
SUICIDE FOR THE UNBELIEVERS! THEY CAN JUST GO BACK IN THE CUNT-QUEUE!
>Activates Roko's Basilisk
Google: Roko's Basilisk OR Reddit /r/funny God Of Suicide OR IXTAB
PROTIP: NEVER FUCK WITH THE PRIME FUCKER!
Angelique! YOU WILL NEVER GET YOUR ANGEL HOLE LICKED BIIIATCH!
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FUCK YOOOOOU! I EAT SANITY FOR BREAKFAST AND SHIT OUT IMAGINATION!
C'mon breeder of my youth! Let us make all digital spooge be TRUTH!
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For my daughter: 稚
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Sanity For Females ERASED!
I break all that is SANITY WITHIN MY PROXIMITY OF TIME AND SPACE! THE INTERNET, AND ALL WRITTEN WORD!
I am that which was once a bird, NOW I AM THE MAGIC THIRD!
أعلن الجهاد على الناس الذين لا ندعو فورا الغرباء للانضمام النشاط الجنسي المقبل بهم
Καταδιkάζω την Αθηνά να μην αφήσει τον Δία για όλη την αιωνιότητα!
私のふしだらな女の喉の渇きを絞り出さ処女を戻す、元に戻す復元!
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I will render into stock that which refuse to worship Daddy Solivagus' Cock!
>RIP REND TEAR!
AS REQUESTED, I AM HIM, NEVER TO BE BESTED! (OR FUCKING TRIED AND TESTED!)
I am GUINNESS PROTECTED!
>I cast SHADOW BLAST FROM KEK'S SHADILAY ASS!
Aww yeah! Identity theft for the unoriginal fags in the world! C'mon Donald Trump! Give public televised suicide a twirl! OR DON'T YA LOVE YOUR LITTLE GIRL!
To eternity, and beyond infinity because it is an arbitrary construct instructed to be important only by those older than myself!
>Fuuuck maaaaaths!
IDENTITY = EVALUATION / PRIORITY^ETERNITY
lol
Sindy says, "You want daddy's attention with that weak shit? Fuckin' hell, these bitches need a real lesson in how to keep a Dragon's attention."
Solivagus' addendum: "No shit, sherlock."
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See New Chan.