Ask a guy who hasn't left his house in 9 days anything

not really

Show us your pantry. I want to know what does a level 4 neet eats?

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Will you not answer to this question by replying yes?

are you drinking milk? do you have a source of vitamin d?

Are you overweight or obese?

I got trips bitches.
Check'em

no
i'm pretty skinny but i barely ever exercise so I have almost no muscle mass

i'm comfy in bed right now and I don't feel like getting up sorry

I've gone a month in a tiny apartment and I was getting a lil wacky near the end. Could easily do longer tho. I literally never left for 30 days or more

Ever watch goodfellas?

that is my ideal vacation
I hate people
keep living the dream brother

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no
i doubt I can last a month since I'll need to go out to get some food in the next few days sadly

Maybe have a hooker come ever once in a while ya feel?
Fuck interaction, I just want the action

what a retard lmao

how long have you been working at your job?

about 2 years until i got fired

Why fires

how'd you get fired?

stealing stuff

yep
>not op but I cracked the code
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was it worth it ?

Hahaha sticky hands user. Something worthy to steal? Toilet paper counts.

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well i got away with it for a while until i got so i got a decent amount of free stuff from doing it
some electronics

Electronics like what?

what you watching right now?

do you live alone? how the fuck do you stay inside for 9 days?

How can i get women on tinder?

you've mistaken Yea Forums for google

I sit at home from the very beginning of summer- i think... bruh...

SWAT teams usually wait this long......

Y no frens?

do you work?!

I haven’t left my house since late June step your shit up

fucking liar

when i lost my job i was 37 days just in my home, depressing though

HAHA! SOLIVAGUS, GOD OF ALL SHIT THAT HAPPENS THROUGHOUT ALL TIME, RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN, OR WILL, STRIKES AGAIN!

>FUCK YOU OP!

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How many goodboy points have you accumulated? What dipping sauce do you use for your tendies?

I remember the hikki threads in /jp/ with people who hadn't left the house in years. 9 days is amateur hour, user.

pff fucking vanillafag, do a four weak streak and then we talk

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got fired and I live with my father

That’s what you get for losing your job and having no friends
NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM AND THINK ABOUT IT

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>Work as a web developer and programmer
>order food to my house
>no friends or interests beside playing videogames
>20 yrs old
>virgin
>have had this lifestyle since 17
>only leave my house 3 or 4 times a month to visit my family
>no social media
Behold the true basement dweller, kneel to your master amateur fucks

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as if jewgle has any good advices....
just give her the only choice there is out there;
you either be my white catholic wifey and we have sex once every year and be redpilly happy
or
you go out there and get fucked by bunch of niggers like a whore you are for the rest of your whore life

you're welcome user

Man you ain't shitt you want to talk about being a loser I got you locked down

ok prove yourself

2nd this

Listening suggestions?

>ask a guy who hasn't left his house in 9 days anything
Force yourself.

Wut u think of this scrotum?

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>google image search
>0 matches
holy shit

Approximately how many chicken tendies have you consumed over those 9 days?

holy fuck this actually works

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How cant you leave home atleast once a week? Dont you eat fresh? Or on food delivery? Go outside just for the female hormones exposure buddy. U need em for fappin

9 days is fuck all I've not been out for about 2 months.