ZORK thread

good ol zork

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dubs

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rip the leaflet in half.

Read it

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Insert leaflet into anus

Spit

walk

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Walk the dinosaur

Look around

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walk north

Walk south

dubs

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take me to the trees op

Scream nigger

out of luck no op's here

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walk north

scream

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Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

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attack tree

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Fuck you bird

fist

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Niggee

climb tree

attack tree

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climb higher

we're gonna jump boys

WE HAVE TO CLIMB

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climb tree

>climb tree

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JUMP

Eat the egg.

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What a let down

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Run west

smoke weed

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go east

SCREAM

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Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!

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suicide

go north

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Drop pants

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dig leaves

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hand

smell

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my finger

leaves

>fuck you bird
>I don't know the word "you".
Do we get to fuck in this game?

i tried man

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i hope so

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go south

Fuck

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>high class establishment
>boarded up

shit

Cunt

the bird didnt like that

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Ass

eat bird

maybe climb the tree?

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If I picked this game up today, what would my chances be to figure it out? I've tried some graphic adventure in the past, but got stuck.

climb tree

take egg

its pretty long but not really because of difficulty just length its probably around a 4 hour game

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throw egg

Fuck you bird, I have your kid

you monster!

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XYZZY

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throw it at the tree

Save the egg op. Dont let him kill it

do i have to?
maybe user is onto something?

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I read that as: "Zork is a pretty long game, but that is just because of its difficulty. The content is just about four hours."
So it's difficult, I take it.

lick it

no sorry, its not difficult just takes alot of time.
even if you have the answers

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open egg

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Is it easier than your average King's Quest?

Climb down
Go to house
look around
open door
enter house
look around

PLUGH

Climb house

JUMP

yeah if you want to dip your foot in the water id try arthur its easier and made by the same company.. its not that hard but you will get stuck at parts for a bit

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go south

you fool

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Hmk, maybe I will.
go north

fall off your horse and eat shit

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go south
look house

look house

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That didn't work?
Well, guess I ran out of 'look'.
You guys are great. Thank you! I'm here all week.

How do you even?

just stand still for 5 seconds thanks

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look at house

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fuck

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look at self
look at myself

hmmm

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Smell air.
Smell house.
Smell self.

look at sun
look at sky

sorry for the delay

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No problem.
enter house

im going to head out maybe ill make a story up tomorrow

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one last one for the road

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I recall that most of the game world is underground, but not where the first entrance is. The leaves are useful at one point. It's all a blur.

Good thread, cheers!

You are likely to be eaten by a grue.