DIY sex toys for dudes? none of the faggy ass anal shit tho

DIY sex toys for dudes? none of the faggy ass anal shit tho

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Why bother with diy toys? Just slide your ddick into your own ass, it will feel better than any toy you can make

fuck, true

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fuck, i thought i had problems

How dare you impugn my good lady’s honour? I demand satisfaction Sir.

christ
imagine having to fuck a pillow just cause you dont have a foreskin

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Find a girl, fuck her. Wait 9 months and youve got the perfect sex toy

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Serious answer: take some soft socks, I usually use 3 or 4, and fold them into each out but into each other so it makes a little sick ball. Take a glove, lube it up, lotion works best for the glove. Put the glove on your dick and shove it into hole of the sock ball. I find it best to go at it while lying on my stomach I put my full weight on my dick while thrusting the cushion of the sock with the lubed glove feels great and the latex pushback adds a bit of a realistic feel. A bonus is that the cleanup is easy as well.

Sick

>none of the faggy ass anal shit tho
Missing out bro, no homo

>latex glove
>toilet paper roll
>lube
It's called a fifi

Feels good

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Can't :(

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Jesus christ, tinder isn't expensive

Just cut a hole in a microwaved grapefruit

Make sure to remove the cardboard tube tho

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Just fuck a watermelon or something

Never too late friend, there are 80 year old men clapping 18 year old cheeks

jar of coconut butter

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> Sandwich bag full of vaseline.
> Put it between your mattresses.
> Profit.

I guess

Have you tried pipe insulation?

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Oh shit.. never tought about this.

One dude used a jar filled with snails as a flesh-light.

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Slugs would have worked better

.... I need to run to the hardware store.

Buy a fleshlight poorfag

That's not as hot as fucking something that wasn't intended to be fucked.

I agree. That's why I just fuck my couch and not bother buying toys