My life is great! Why aren't you living like me, anons?
My life is great! Why aren't you living like me, anons?
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I'm poor
Cheap craigslist boat and cum on your beard. You're life is magical
Your chin looks like a bad photoshope
It is for now, as long as a certain billionaire commits “suicide” in jail instead of squealing
Post yours .
>erectile disfunction
>my life is great!
Choose one
God that guy is fucking annoying.
kys
eh. I grew up with a boat. Honestly not that great. Tubing was fun as a kid, but then I grew up. I'm not sure remaining eternally a child is what we should aspire to.
Poor
imagine looking like a cartoon
because
Dan
Schneider,
my
life
is
much
better!
>NOW GET THE FUCK ON MY LEVEL FAGGOT.......
What a try-hard poser.
His teeth look plastic.
Imagine having to train your entourage to keep parasites out of your social pool.
Cause I want to live my life another way.
Nice pipe. Doesn't look packed. So nice prop? Dork.
I will never understand how Terry Richardson was able be so "IN" with Hollywood and Celebrates, unless he is really the tip of the iceberg of wtf is really going on
this poor guy, trying so hard
Uncle truly is the one and only messiah \m/
Imagine not looking like a cartoon.
get fucked genetic abomination
Failed Navy Seal. His dad stole money from his investors. Hangs out with instagram whores while leasing a shitty small jet and renting homes. He’s selling his garbage CBD line of “cannabis” and pretending those paid sluts actually like him.
you're just jealous because he's the god of Chads
sauce on girl?
My balls are better pasta than this!
Anyone who puts this much effort into showing everyone what a great time they're having, is having a really bad time.
access to drugs and (this part is important) a permissive, hedonistic attitude go a long way with anyone
i bet celebrities have some crazy good orgies
Natasha Lyonne, next time check file ID and these dubs....
user gets it
boats suck and the ocean is full of sharks and shit
sasha was so great
Mostly because I don't have that fucking jaw line.
But also money. Mostly money actually.
you are on 4chinz so you are worst off than dan
I hate Terry more than any other human in existence. That man is a mistake and should have never been born.
>i bet celebrities have some crazy good orgies
YOU
KNOW
IT
\wm/
Please bro. I’d cry myself to sleep at night if I was living a life as sad as yours. Let me tell you a story about a typical day in the life of yours truly.
It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a bad ass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to phuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm phucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.
I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.
I dunno. Maybe.
I'm pretty happy with my life. I hope Dan is happy with his.
>I hate Terry more than any other human in existence. That man is a mistake and should have never been born.
WHY SO JELLY?
Dude he's like a billionaire you seen his yacht lol
THAT DUDES FACE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL 100% FAGGOT LOL. !I WOULD KILL MYSELF.
You sound like a fun guy to hang out with.
There's nothing about his life that I'm remotely jealous about.
I just wish he never never existed. Did you not understand that the first time I said it? Fuck Terry, I hope that faggot rots in fucking hell where he belongs.
Where did Uncle T-bone touch you?
so, what are you saying? terry was the first anonib of celebs? the first webslut gallery for people who knew the faces?
Shitty small jet? A GIV is shitty to you? What kind of jet do you own? GIV’s cost more a month to own then you make in 2 years faggot
nydailynews com / new-york / terry-richardson-sex-assault-claims-investigation-nypd-article-1.3734049
You realize Instagram and snapchat pay this clown to post his life right?
A "pre-pre" Pulp Fiction Uma Thurman I'm guessing? That new story above is from 2018 bta.
keks!
>where he belongs
why doesn't Uncle belong in heaven?
nah, just ART \m/
Does user posting Terry pics have feminist communist Terry whistleblower Jamie Peck’s nudes?
Thiis is good... green text would of help some. Thanks for sharing!
art, yea thats what we always tell them
good to know hes just known for being the original degenerate
Uncle already beat the charges just like danny masterson did ;D
plus,
streetcarnage.com
yeah I dunno, he must have some sort of skill with talking to chicks, but Im sure the drugs REALLY help
Another point about him - his body of work is taking pics of beautiful women - I'd be interested to see what his body of work would look like if he was taking pics of disgusting slobs. If he could make that "fun and sexy" then I would be very impressed
> then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati
Joke's on you, Maserati's suck. I drive a Pagani Huayra Roadster. 800 hp Italian Monster.
Very true
This fucking cunt is the photographer. Why is he in all of the shots? I'd find out who the actual photographer is (his assistant) and hire them instead.
You look like the type of cunt to punch his children in the stomach when they lose a baseball game. If your life was only half as great as you want to make us believe it is you wouldnt go on Yea Forums looking for validation, yet here you are being a pathetic ugly loser.
IS
TERRY
SATAN
?
What's her name?
READ THIS it is very important!!!!!
tay tay swift
Because i'm poor. Literally the only reason i'm not out enjoying life.
Oh, you mean Jeffrey Epstein?
Most midlife crisis shit ive ever seen. You look so fucking stupid im actually surprised you were able to solve the fucking captcha in order to post this shit.
I’m actually really fun to hang out with, all the people my mom works with say they would invite me to parties
I don't get his popularity.
His photography skills are pretty much average...
OOOhhh grainy photos, how unique.
I'm pretty sure he only was successful from all of the blackmail photos he took
>>My life is great! Why aren't you living like me, anons?
Jews n niggers holding me back user,how did u break their hold long enough to take pic
Never met the guy, but if I did I would decapitate that motherfucker
Terry is human scum and doesn't deserve anything but to choke on shit and die
You sure its not because your jelly? I mean, look:
Im fucking positive, the only person I'm jealous of is Carol Penelope because I want to be her.
Terry is subhuman trash that should be lynched and burned into nothing but ashes.
lel, nice!
>Carol Penelop
who?
Really, who the fuck are you jealous of???
He must have one hell of a rap 'cause he's a mediocre photog at best.
technique has been driven into the ground decades ago!
=================================
On September 10, 2004, today’s greatest living photographer is going to show the world why he deserves the notorious moniker “God of Truth.” Terry Richardson, the irreverent New Yorker who changed photography forever, will be showing his most personal work in years at Deitch Projects.
For those select few not familiar with Richardson’s work, it is an inimitable combination of low and high art. It is harsh and scary, lewd and erotic, hilarious and beautiful, but, most importantly, it is loved and understood by everyone who sees it. New York street kids are taught to understand the monolithic beauty of a Japanese landscape while the Parisian intelligentsia are taught the intricate workings of getting high in Hollywood at seven in the morning. How can the most exclusionary European snobs understand the grit of America’s alleys? For the same reason the worst junkies alive can wrap their minds around Terry’s sensual portraits of celebrities. His photographs are the truth. There is no pretension, no premeditation, and no agenda. Terry Richardson lives his life as a fearless sensualist, and his camera is always in hand capturing every second of the journey. Everything is there, bare and untethered for all to see, and if you are happy to be alive you cannot resist these depictions of our magnificent world gone mad. We see top models in their kitchen making a coffee with awful shorts on. We see the rich and famous cropped so close their age spots look like delicate watercolors. It’s always real, and it’s always right. To put it simply, Richardson’s depictions of his day-to-day are the most sincere and genuine images of the twenty-first century.
Fans of Terry’s work will be excited to hear that Richardson’s forthcoming Deitch show soars past all his previous work. It is his most heartfelt and endearing work to date, a relentless onslaught of everything that makes his photos beautiful, but with more passion and sincerity than ever before. Every person who sees this show will be forever altered because the “God of Truth” has surpassed himself and taken his relentlessly venerated genius to a new height of ecstasy. This is more than a tasteful art show about the beauty we all take for granted. It is the documentation of a miracle.
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Carol Fuckin Penelope
She's pefect imo, but even if I wanted to be a tgirl I'd never be able to look like her and I'm also way to masculine. Idk man, i know it sounds weird as fuck but idgaf.
Fuck Terry
Doing pretty ok here. Beautiful wife, making quarter million dollars a year.
u want to be a trap?
Ah, the Obama photographer!
Yea but only specifically Carol Penelope
lol Terry had anal w/ Cara!
Just tell me who to crack over the head to get a fortune and I’m set. Can’t kill my dad for the money like dan did since my dad was poor and already died.
I dont have a dad to give me money and then pretend i won it playing poker.
Also while I dont think that i would be able to throw a whore in a pool; im not a big enough faggot to try it and get sued by the whore.
Also, I hate condoms so i would be covered in the herp like this guy.
Is there anyone Terry hasnt fucked?
What a faggot.
Takes lots of photos with women that can hardly pass as blackmail quality.
Releases them in an "art show" as a miracle to us...
Pretentious faggot with no skill.
Hes tall and got a decent dick tho, get got that goin
>Yea but only specifically Carol Penelope
ok let me get this str8, you hate Terry cause he fucked a bunch of bitches but you want to be a trap?????????
besides taylor shit, NO!
n!ce pixxx bruh \m/
You mean ugly?
dude its a famous person , look up Dan Brazilian man. He sucks regardless, he failed seal school and talks shit still to this day about how he got fucked out of passing. And also he has all these guns and boats and nice cars and girls and talks like hes a supreme bad ass. But during the los vegas shooting his jew ass had the nerve to do this during the shooting.
>A new video has emerged showing the self-described "King of Instagram" Dan Bilzerian running toward fire during the Las Vegas shooting and asking police on the scene for a gun.
>"Give me a gun," Bilzerian said in the footage, showing the officers something in his wallet, very likely a gun permit. "You don't want my help?"
>"No, get the f--- away from me right now," the police officer responds. "I don't know who you are."
>The video, which was posted by the Instagram user F-1 Firearms, is below. Gunfire can be heard in the background.
T-boned
toppest of keks!
so, this guy fucks every girl he work with?
I just hate Terry period, I never said I hate him because he fucked a bunch of bitches. I think he's trash, his character and personality are disgusting to me.
And yea I wanna be Carol Penelope, why the fuck would I wanna be a woman, women get periods and can have children that sounds like a fucking nightmare. Carol Penelope is perfect imo.
>so, this guy fucks every girl he work with?
pretty much YES
Who the fuck is this terry jew and why should i give a shit???
more suitable for /pol/ tho
Who the fuck is this terry jew and why should i give a shit ??
How common are girls who like men's feet?
ok m8 whatev get your rocks off...but you really need to let Uncle into your heart!
>jew
100% pure Aryan blood pumping through them cock veins!
reverse image search you fucking autists
I doubt Dan Bilzerian would be here, and if he is, fuck my dog and fuck my parrot. even then, multiple images show up, so I think a great variety of you fell for bait
Fuck no, I'd rather rip his fucking heart out with my bare hands.
oops forgot this file
Suzy is my fave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan, don't you pay a lot of money to get your dick sucked? Why do you come on here asking for these kids to do it? lmao
u can get better HQ versions of them files here purple.fr
]mw/
brooke shields used to be so hot, kek
is that really lady caca????
He's just a shitty porn producer.
Yeah there is a lot of suicide in the tranny community
go to sleep dan and shave that beard
great life ok
>ugly fuck who used an undersaturated niche to rise to fame and proceeded to coerce women into sexual acts by exploiting power dynamics
>even if you dont believe into morals, he is a greaseball and has a VERY punchable face
>some idiot on Yea Forums idolizes him bc he gets laid
lol
Good for you Bluto... Glad the remake is working for you.
etika yoself incel
YES U JELLO
that is not natasha lyonne at all.
Mr. Trytoohard
I hate sharing the same last name with terry, he's literally the worst person what a fucking scumbag, gg allin was a better person than him
she even admitted it
it was taken when she was 18yo
since then she got hooked on pills and gain too much weight :(
but anons, oh anons... idolizing people who get laid is just the different side of the incel medal, one day you will get that
just admit that you want to suck uncle terry off on camera, its all cool
character worship just screams insecurity to me
>I hate sharing the same last name with terry, he's literally the worst person what a fucking scumbag, gg allin was a better person than him
but Terry has a rare GG tee youtube.com
Fpbp
no she didn't, that isn't her
just neck or worship Terry's monster cock
That sandnigger is a trust fund kid of a thief who ruined America. The kind of person you don't let into your country.
proof?
Because we aren’t metroman
dan is not a dunecoon
m8 you people are really making me think about sending my overexposed dick pics to the vogue
just look at the fucking picture it isn't her
Aye do u know where I can read this interview
thanks
i just zoomed in and it looks just like her 100%
it literally doesn't, at all, stop drinking
bou i am hiiiiiiii
Paypal me $35,000,000 USD
And I will.
lol
check the next terry thread
Bank account ?
Yr the same guy who keeps posting these right? The one in /fa/ the other day
(Do you also have any scans of vice, i-d, or similar mags from the same time?)
>another terry thread
kill yourself
>(Do you also have any scans of vice, i-d, or similar mags from the same time?)
yes what are you lokking for...what shot?
it is better to say Etika yourself
fuck Terry we need a gg allin thread
>Yr the same guy who keeps posting these right? The one in /fa/ the other day
>(Do you also have any scans of vice, i-d, or similar mags from the same time?)
have you read through this whole thread ??????
but gg OD'd and he didn't take cute nudes of models and celebs :(
only of feces
RIPiss
>fake teeth
>shapes beard to make face seem more angular
kek
OH AND BTW,
just a heads up, there will be a few new Terry shots dropping soon..of his feces, lekek..........
i think i have scans of every TR Vice cover
like Harmony Korine holding bags of heroin
the retard cover that is a tribute to howard stern tards
the cute gook with Terry's thumb cover
the Hate issue with Seth
+many more
is that really dan bilzerian in op's pic?
>I don't get his popularity.
>His photography skills are pretty much average...
>OOOhhh grainy photos, how unique.
>I'm pretty sure he only was successful from all of the blackmail photos he took
because no one can take crazy pix like him...everyone just takes boring smile snaps
nah I'm looking for full magazine scans if they exist anywhere. Ive been collecting a few
who is this girl
fuck off washout