GET IN THE BUNKER NOW. BEFORE THE DOOR CLOSES. THERE IS STILL TIME.
GET IN THE BUNKER NOW. BEFORE THE DOOR CLOSES. THERE IS STILL TIME
Getting in bunker now
In the bunker.
let me in
Even opened the door for you guys
00 is kinda even so door still open. Let's shut that door before it blows guys
Rolling for door close
666 die everyone
Not even armed yet, maybe we can let some thots in first. Gotta have some entertainment in here.
Need thots to restart human race
gotta run fast
Rolling
I made it in
Arming bomb get
I should lock the door
dude
DO NOT TOUCH THAT BUTTON
Weedwacker
Roll
Rollin'
I'll bring the lolis.....so we can repopulate humanity obviously
I'd rather stay out and be vaporized
We should try not to arm the bomb imo
Well now we can.
And someone get a rope for
DOOR CLOSED
ANYONE WHO POSTED SO FAR IS SAFE FOR EXPLOSION UNLESS DOOR OPENS AND NUKE EXPLODES.
Rolling for 69
boom
roll
Close
666
open up!
Door open just in time (3 seconds)
roll
Open the door!! I was not in yeet
Arm the bomb!
Quick, throw the pedofag's corpse out before it stinks the place up.
Evens is open, read the pic
roll for nuke
Door close pls
arm the bomb!
Throwing pedo out and closing door roll
holy fuck let me in i don't want to die out here
Doors open m8
thank you brother
rolling for close door
Just a roll
Thanks for taking out the trash, let's close up
detonate
Am I inside the bunker?
Door close roll, please no 666
you are inside, door is open
yup
let's get this door closed
Thank god. Are there any beers in here?
attempting to close door
I think I goofed
Ffffffuuuuuuuck
Door closed then immediately opened again damn
And yes, there are plenty of beers, from ales and lagers to pilsners and IPAs. 100 years worth.
ah thanks.
Got any beers?
Door closed
And yes there are beers in bunker. We all good.
100 years worth not bad.
How long before we get out?
I do but if you go near the door controls again you're getting a bottle upside the head.
i either close the door or arm the nuke. pass me a Xanax, my nerves are shot.
lockdown roll
BACK AWAY FROM THE BUTTON MOTHERFUCKER OR I'LL SHOOT
fuck!
If nuke is disarmed after arming, we can walk out as soon as door is open. If nuke explodes with door closed or locked, about 20 years.
Door open goddamnit
It wasn't me this time guys.
GET HIM
>68
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77 don't fail me now!
Fuck let me in!
close the door behind you
you are in. roll to close.
Well ... We're only in here for 20 years if it goes off, and we have 100 years of beer.
I guess so.
Plenty of snacks in here, door open, get in before nuke is armed
69 get?
So close to closed and locked. Dammit.
some men just want to watch the world burn
Bomb
door be closed
lets play with this bomb
Rolling for locked door
getting real close to total annihilation again
666 now
Rolling for boom
holy shit shut that door!
NUKE IS ARMED
DOOR OPEN
FUCK!!!
One step closer
Rolling for disarming
I armed the nuke and opened the fucking door, I was the monster all along oh my god
Getting in
Nobody roll 89 before we close that damn door.
Or roll a 13 to disarm nuke
shut the door
waga baga bing bong
Well fuck.
please let a civil war or ww3 happen
F
You fool
open the door?
goin for ood trips. BOOHBAH! (roll)
Gg
We all fucking died
going for Boom
did we splode?
yep, we're radiation poisoned ghost posting now
I hope you're proud of yourself. This could have ours!
THE NUKE DETONATED WITH DOOR OPEN. EVERYONE DIED, AND THE BEER AND SNACK SUPPLIES WERE OBLITERATED. GAME OVER.
ROUND 2??
Is this good or bad for bitcoin?
tha't a lot of consecutive numerals.
Quints resets the universe so sure
It's good
Quint 22222
I'm jumping into this good luck bunker for round 2
Round 2 bitches!
I start
Ok door open then now
I'm inside, gonna crack open a cold one and see how this goes.
getting in
Might as well let some people in before door close
Achmed what are you doing?
69
Friggin' quints? I gotta get in this lucky bunker.
Here, more beer.
don't do it you madman!
SAVE ME BABY JESUS
I can forgive the close call for more beer.lets close that door m8
shut the door to protect the booze
odd numbas comin'
Jeeze, that was a close one. Here, I'll make sure to put in the code correctly this time.
I got the hot pockets
oh no you don't
If the door is open and someone locks it, can it be closed, or does it have to be unlocked first?
I think it can only be locked if closed. That would make sense
roll
Wait, don't close it! I forgot my book.
Heading out
goddammit man now is not the time to build a library
OP here
Locking makes the door stay in its condition, either open or closed. The vault door can not move unless unlocked again, whether open or closed
Found my book...
aww, dammit
Closed
69 now
Bunker
Now it's time to insert the code
bitches look at this
Ayo homie let a nigguh crash in yo crib
I'm sorry user, it's about survival now
i go chu
well nevermind, door's open again!
Yay! No need to make the choice any more.
Closed again
Oh wait. Damn, I'm still stuck out here with the bomb.
Bomb arming now
arm the bomb
Well, fuck
B O M B A R M E D
now it's really the time for the bomb to blow up
YAY!
DOOR WAS CLOSED. ALL WHO POSTED TO ENTER BUNKER WHILE DOOR OPEN ARE SAFE. GG EVERYONE, YOU MADE IT.
But now y'all are in there without my book. Jokes on you whenever you get out of there.
Bruh you dead