Walk into your bedroom

Tell her to get the fuck out what are you doing in my house ?

True story this one evening I was sitting in my living room watching TV and three strangers just walked right in and sat down on the couch across from me I didn't freak out I literally just looked at them and I was like hey guys what you doing in my house they immediately realized they walked into the wrong place I guess a few houses away they were supposed to go there or something lol I all way lock the door now

>hey what are you doing here we agreed you would be bathing at this hour
>we have the foto shoot in 15mins and you still haven't done even 5 tons of Gamer Girl Bath Water™
>these virgins are spamming their thirst everywhere, taking money from them is as easy as taking money from a virgin

If this is true that would be so odd

grab shotgun
help humanity
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ask if i can worship her feet

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Yea its true I was kinda geting drunk at the time... if I was sober I likey would have shit myself thinking I was going to get robed and killed I live in the city

politely ask what hidden camera show this is and then request a stream to promote my go kart channel

Do a 360, walk out.

Ask her how the hell did she break into my house

No you would walk into her again. Go back to math class you dumbass.

herpes asshole sounds unpleasant

sex her

Not knowing cool doods can moonwalk

Not hot. Tell her to gtfo.

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If real she really needs to drink more water.

Begin filming.

belledelphine.club/#banner-1671654191

fart and shid and stuff

Only possible good answer.

Same

Moar

Why is the piss worth $9,9969 than the bath water?

Kek

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grab my AR

Phase 1
>keep her contained
>have her keep making more videos and pics that are profitable
>have her transfer all the money she has and any further money she gets into my bank account
>use the money to get a ton of plastic surgery to look like her but with a horses cock
>when i'm complete i have her get surgery to look unrecognizable and release her
>go to her home and take over her life
>make a "reveal" video where i, as her, let my fans know about the improvement i've made to my genitals
Phase 2
>let my followers know i'm looking for a sturdy woman to impregnate with my centaurseed and any women who are interested should contact me
>pick the hottest woman i can and make her sign, in front of a lawyer, a contract that guarantees she won't abort the baby, relieves me of any responsibility in terms of raising or financing the child, and gives me permission to record us having sex and do whatever i want with the videos
>keep banging her until we get a positive pregnancy test
>let my subscribers know i'll release the videos if i make $1million on patreon
>repeat phase 2 from the start with a different woman as many times as i can

Supply/Demand

You can hate on her, but damn she is a good businesswoman.

It’s a disease

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.....This can't be serious. Was she seriously selling her pee, too? That can't be legal to ship... or do period.

"This is a boys only zone. No dick, then dip."

No it was a joke. Everybody calm down. The bath water one is true though and she did send H3 a jar of spit

I just looked on her site and she's indeed selling it, as well as chewed gum.

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Anyone roll quads and I'll buy her fucking piss.

>she has to lick my asshole clean
>thoroughly clean my dick
>then

i already have it, get fucked

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I don't know what her actual site is but if you just google 'belle delphine sells urine' it's pretty well debunked. She may have added it to her actual site as a joke though since then

calm down nicolas cage

Ask how much money I'm being paid for using my bed and bedroom to advertise her current product and or show

you spelled attention whore wrong

belledelphine.club/product/gamergirl-pee/

I just found out it's fake, though. Haha. Fuck

Sell her my piss

i don't want to fuck her, i just want to paddle her ass until she cries a bit.

Sniff between her toes and fuck her in the ass

Stare for a few seconds, compose myself.
>ehm... Hi... Why are you here?

but first...

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Tell her shes got the wrong house and to gtfo or I will call the cops for breaking an entry, invasion of privacy, attempted sexual assault, and other crimes.

Ask her if she wants to drop acid with me.

how kinky is belle you think?

it's a fake. she's not actually selling her pee.

yeah looks dehydrated af. that's like a six pack of steel reserve dehydrated levels.

Choke that horrible bitch to death with my bare hands

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why? bc she's out of your league?

Kick her out of my house and bleach everything.

What's up with her upper lip though?

Pay for her premium snap to get her to show me her cleavage...
Why else would anyone like her? For newds?
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Take my bat and beat her with it, beat her good, throw her out the 2nd stoy window, and give her a fat middle finger.

Gebaited

Kek, holy shit, I can't unsee it.

and then start cleaning.

Ge-kill your self.

underrated.

Engage in a civil discussion and ask why she is in my bed.

qwHwwc

Leave the room, go downstairs, leave the house. Gotta throw the whole house away now.

ask for sex, if yes, sex, if no, ask why the fuck she's in my room and tell her she's a thot.

>not shoving a lubed bat up her perfectly cleaned asshole wile she moans in ecstasy
are you all turbo homos or something? pls respond.

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bah girl makes money with body wahhh

if she says no have her arrested. serves her right for not fucking you.

I'm gonna do what Jesus did and ride that ass into town!

the father and the holy ghost would be proud

Call the police and let her pay for the broken door.

I think this is about as newfagish a newfag can be.

is that a challenge?

Fetal alcohol syndrome.

Ask how she got in my room

Have her arrested for trespassing & trying to infect me when aids.

sounds like shit

ask her a/s/l and have rough cyber sex

i want to erotically torture her with clothespins and a cattle prod

how does one do this exactly?

Break nose, give black eye(s)

CUNT PUNT!!!

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Kick her out wash the bedding. Not getting herpes

Sell her my bathwater

Take antivirals, just being in the room with her can cause herpes

Kick her out of my house, possibly call the cops for breaking and entering. I will admit she is cute but I am STD free and happily married. So she is hot. In my experience women who are hot at young ages make terrible partners and have horrible personality. Exceptions yes, but the general rule applies.

Dump that ho in the bathtub so i can make me some of that ever-valuable water.

ask her to pretty please make fun of my penis

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Literally the only correct answer

Knock her out and takes nudes of her body, tell her to leave and never come back or I'll share the nudes

Share nudes anyway and go to jail an internet hero

It would be hard for me to decide which gun to shoot her with, because I'm curious about all the possible ballistic patterns of all 6 of my firearms. I'd probably go with my .357 magnum though because I've always been curious about what they do to flesh.

She gave me Herpes, and NOW I. PISS. BLOOODD!!!

Calm your tits, Tarantino...

only a mental challenge of your autism

Hurr Derr FACIST BAD ANCAP GOOD

Go back to bed, Homer you're drunk

no but you're a turbo retard, nigger

get her out of my house

uhh, user, I think the official term is "go commit an hero"

Put on my pjs, grab the bottle of hooch i keep near by , ask her to skootch over a bit, offer her a swig and then drink and read a book until sleepy

bathe her and sell her bath water

why does this sound strangely wholesome? You sir win the internet today!