Never been to a strip club. What am i missing?

Never been to a strip club. What am i missing?

I feel like an escort would be a way cheaper/easier way to get laid.

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ur missing these dubs

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I don't like them. A waste of money and it's just awkward to me tbh.

strippers arent going to fuck you though,if you want to get laid.your better off buying a hooker

That's what I'm saying. But depending on the club, some will sleep with you in the VIP, apparently.

Then again, what do I know.

Girls with their tits out talking sweet to you so you dump 150 dollars on them for dry humping.
you're not missing much.

Strip clubs are cool to go to with some friends and drink. You'll spend a lot of money though, usually have fun though. Escorts are way easier to get laid

Are drinks free if youre blowing money on the girls? I'm imagining like a casino and you're gaming.

Nope, and depending on the strip club, they may not even serve alcohol.

ok you fucking amatuers. the difference between a stripper and a hooker - a hooker is only there to fuck you and get her money, doesn't care about your life, your problems or your feelings. A stripper is the opposite, she'll get naked for you cause she needs the money but sh'e there because she enjoys getting to know you and will happy tell you how handsome you are and make you feel good about yourself.

Nothing is free in a strip club buddy

You should never expect to go to a strip club and get laid OP, that's just not what it's for.

ok, fuck that then

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Bait 3/10

All the clubs in my area have free beer on tap but are also BYOB

Strip clubs are just waiters getting naked for you. The money you waste on drinks is not for them, the tips are.

It would be cheaper to buy a ticket to the Philippines and travel to Angeles city. The pussy is extremely cheap there.

>pussy
That's not how you spell dick.

gottem

going to a strip club to get laid... compared to getting a hooker is like
going to a bar with your friends to get drunk as opposed to having a house party
expensive, inefficient, and all the money is going to mr. nosestein.

you put a dollar on the stage she comes over rubs her snatch in your face and leaves. then they force you to buy two 10 dollar drinks. its pretty gay

>What am i missing?

Awkwardly unerotic women trying to get you to buy them drinks.

Its worth going to once. Its different than jerking off but I wouldn't go out of my way to go multiple times. Its just naked girls, kinda fun to do with friends. Not as good as sex but different.

My wife wants to go with me to a strip club sometime just to see what it's like, neither of us have ever been to one.

Wrong.
It depends entirely on where you live. The clubs near me are lowkey brothels. Everything up to and including full service is available in the VIP. Some girls do take out as well.

Just make sure you negotiate exactly what's going to happen, for how long, and for what price while you're still sitting at the table. Never negotiate in the VIP.

Tip the bouncer well on your way in.

Costs about the same as getting an escort.

What city you in, OP? If you live in a big metropolitan area, the strippers will fuck you in private rooms. Rates and quality of women vary drastically from place to place.

Spas or massage parlors are good, cheap, you get usually Asian women, but age and quality vary wildly. However, the price is essentially the same for an old troll and for a young woman. It’s weird... black women spa’s are sometimes good, sometimes bad. Usually the blacks have a sense of entitlement and are less likely to have a decent work ethic (in my experience)

Escorts are pretty pricey, but the quality is usually there and they are cheaper than stripper sex and more expensive than MP’s or Spa’s

Street hookers are generally pretty awful and super risky in terms of law and disease but sometimes sketchy sex is the hottest.

Interesting. So then it's really the locale you want then, in that case.

New England

Never been to one either. My gf wants to go with me and offered to buy me a lap dance

There should be all the Vice you want in places like Boston, etc. I had a real weird relationship with an MP girl and she’s go to New York from time to time. I assume they ship them to any big cities.

Correct. Metro Detroit is probably the best. Suburbs though, not the city. Unless you like black pussy.

Got lucky in Dallas a few times, jack shit in NYC, Memphis was good too.

Expensive watered down booze , overpriced cover charges , the smell of cheap perfume and musty cunt . Cant touch the girls even during a lap dance and their is always a loudmouth tweaker or five in there .

Makes sense.

"They ship them" is a phrase that makes me sad though lol