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lizard council denied my application

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I'm fucking my bestfriend's girlfriend and i can't stop doing it for some reason

how did it start

I've showered with my 9yo niece quite a few times

Im gonna LARP in this thread, prolly w/a story about sex w/underaged girls...

Damn if only I'd been 35 seconds faster!

my gf and I take pictures of our friends and get them tribbed on /b and then both get off to it

>be 16
>snoop around on mom's phone out of curiosity
>find out she's been fucking our neighbor and cheating on my dad
>get hard from knowing that and jerk off

>faggot fanfiction thread
>grown men masturbating to incest/bestiality/pedophilia bullshit
>absolute tater tots
>gravy in pockets
>most recent google search is "how to get cum off the family cat"

Fuck y'all niggas

Hotttt. I came.

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When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

I basically went to France for a couple of months chilling and trying to find a university and i've known this guy for like 8 years and we've been really close for periods and sometimes he fades then comes back in my life

Cats are self-cleaning, dumb ass

Don't come yet, I haven't even started!

...

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Define "freaky"

sounds hot

>tfw get sent surprise nudes from close friend
>thumbsup.jpg

kill me

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There's a difference though. I'm 18 now so it's not that much of a stretch. As someone who's fresh out of HS, girls nowadays, especially freshmen and sophomores, are becoming a lot worse.
She really liked calling me daddy and me calling her princess. Our first time was at a park since we didn't have any other places to fuck at. We rubbed and grabbed each other while her parents were in the room.

this happened twice to me different female friends. great surprise

Christian friend asked me to take her virginity so she could lose it to someone she trusted, and so she could seem experienced enough for a frat guy she wanted to date.

You were the 10th guy to take her virginity

probably. she was so cute though I didn't care

If you genuinely liked her, that must have felt awful. Hopefully you didn't.

LOL friend-zone sex.

She was just a good friend. I mean I was attracted to her physically cause she was a cute girl but had no interest in dating her. So I was fine with it. I was a bit nervous it would mess up our friendship but nothing really changed.

Isn't that what guys in the friend zone want in the end?

Glad to hear that. I was crushing on a friend in HS and it was so painful to see her slide into sluttiness. I *probably* could have fucked her too but I just didn't want to.

This one may or may not be true.

>be me
>be about 11 years ago
>be staying the night at my brothers’ girlfriend’s house (don’t remember the exact reason, think we were going skiing the next day)
>she has two sons, aged 8 and 6 at the time
>small apartment, only 2 bedrooms
>be sleeping on the couch in the living room
>8 year old asks if he can sleep with me
>I don’t mind, it’s a big couch and he’s a good kid
>middle of the night, I stick my hand down his pajama pants, feel he has a raging hardon
>keep rubbing his hard dick while I jerk off
>cum down his pants
>go back to sleep like nothing happened

So that’s the night I realized I’m a huge pedo. I fucked around with both him and his brother several times for a couple years after that. And I have jerked or sucked off at least 15 boys between the ages of 4-11 over the last decade.

yeah I had that happened with someone else. It's painful

I'm 18 user and I like sexting guys, even though I'm mostly straight with a gf

Trying to convince my wife to let me fuck our daughter

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why?

I don't know, it just turns me on even more if I'm horny enough. Normally I'm not into it, but in special circumstances, i am

Shouldn't you be trying to convince daughter?

do you catfish them? or do you text them as you?

i text them as me, most of the time i actually meet them on here and talk on wickr

Did you love her?

I've talked about it with her, she's in.

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Wife's daughter is cheating on her husband with her daughter's friends dad.

i did, i loved her very much. i got a new gf and i kept using her, half because i know i'll miss the things we did, and half because i really loved her.

Are you male?

Hot if you're wife's on board, I could never cheat on my wife though.

Took me a second but I got it.

How old is daughtre?

16
I'll only do it if my wife is on board

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Not sure why you need wife's permission. If you and daught are good, why not just go?

Yes I’m male.

Pic related?

I love my wife and don't want her to leave me

I want my daughter to enter our marriage

They're all her

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Took my cousin to a party when she was 21, she took a load of ketamin, passed out in the bathroom, while i was looking after her i took advantage you could say. fucked her a bit then came on her tits. claned her upand left her there. Pic of her now age 33

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Niiice. Post all you got!

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Sorry this is just weird. I have a daughter and I could never imagine fucking her. Not because it’s like morally reprehensible, which it is though, but because she’s gross.

Wait... I don't believe daughter would just be dtf Dad. Surely you spent some time grooming her. So 1) tell us about that, and 2) if your wife didn't leave you while you were grooming daughter, why would she just cause you took the last step?

No face? What her bra size?

Picture of her at that party at 21

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Man that's a feel, I still haven't gotten over my high school gf either.

I have a daughter, almost 17. I realize that she is cute, but I don't experience sexual desire when I see her. In fact, once we had her, my Yellow Fever went away. Literally. Damndest thing.

(Yes, wife is azn. Daughter looks pretty azn too even though half.)

She's always been ok with a very open parental relationship, we've been very frank and sexual around our daughter since she was old enough, we've fooled around but I'm still trying to convince my wife to execute.

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Hot. Would molest.

i still try to text her, but she blocked me on everything. guess its time to move on with my current gf

This is a dream goal, must end pretty bad.

Threesomes end in drama, I cant imagine how this will end.

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This one gets me going

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Me and her

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34B in usa I think

I can see that. Her mouth is hot.

I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

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Wait you not USA?

How about pussy, she shave?

Double checked.

How old is "old enough"?

Yeah, she's shaved

No, I live in a country where 16 is legal

so hot

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Do you think she has any idea?

16, old enough where I live

Oh, I misunderstood the question.

She was 14

i've stealed at least 30 panties from by best friend since i first met her and she invite me to her place. that was 10 years ago when we were 15 yo.its cute to see the evolution. the first one was a hello kitty thong which im sure it was her first thong (only one i saw in her pantie drawer for years) and the last i took last month was a super sexy victoria's secret thong.
i have like 60 in total counting the others i stole from other girls

Name of country.

Also, you have seen shaved pussy?

Seems a bit late, if you guys are as open and frank as you say. We started talking to our daughter when she was 11, and honestly we're pretty conservative.

i think she knew something happend with somone that night, but she just brushed it off as a crazy party

France.

We haven't fucked yet but everyone in the house is always naked and as I said before we've fooled around

stolen

When I say Frank and sexual I don't mean talking openly and not letting it be taboo, I mean letting her watch us fuck, us always being naked etc

Posted on these a few times, i had a sexual relationship with my aunt for the best part of a year several years ago. she broke it off, i want it back on. pic related mroe to follow

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Allez les blues!

Even in France surely is not good to fuck dauthers? Yet you consider to ask wife. You think she maybe say yes????

She's definitely going to say yes

i made a fake ig account 2 years ago using pics of some irrelevant bitch from my town. Then i started asking all the girls i know for feet pics telling them some bullshit story like: "i need them for my final project at the beauty academy". 80% agreed and send them, 10% said their feet were ugly so they dont felt confortable doing it and the other 10% said: fuck you, creep! you are probably a dude.
The thing is that after 2 months there was the rumour running in town between all the girls that some dude were asking for feet pics from a fake account, even one female friend told me about it.
some day i was shitfaced drunk and i forget i was in my personal account and i messaged a girl with the same copy-pasted bullshit, after 10 minutes replied: OMG, so you are the feet dude? you are sick man. i swear i almost shitted my pants. i told her to please dont say to anyone and she asked me for $50 to keep the secret. After that i asked the girl for like 5 months every week if she havent said anyone? she never did. All my friends and girls i know would be still making fon of me if she did.
i still have like 300 pictures from girls i know tho.

One time I stomped an alley cat to death

OK that's a wow; was not expecting that. Yeah our daughter has definitely never watched us fuck or anything.

What has she said about this? Did she have questions or comments about what she was seeing? Did she ever participate in any way?

Why the fuck would you want more of that?

I poison pigeons sometimes too

You are so confidence! Yet she does not say yes so far. Why she hesitates?

I used to poke my grandmas dogs with a safety pin sometimes as a kid when I was bored

I fucked my best friend's wife the night before he proposed to her. It was my first time meeting her since my best friend went to a different college across the state from me, but now we were reconnecting, and he was throwing a big party with all of our friends.

Guys and girls were there. We were renting out a house up at the top of this mountain for the weekend. That first night there were about twelve of us, the closest members of the group and their spouses.

Now his wife/girlfriend has a fucking amazing body. She used to be chubby but got in shape but it's like she still thinks she's a fat girl, so she's very self conscious. As night fell we switched it over to a pajama party, which was just an excuse for the girls to wear leggings and short shorts or tops without bras on underneath. Commence the drinking, etc. I really hit it off with her, she was secretly very geeky, which my best friend is not at all, and he was being a drunken idiot hitting on the other girls at the party since he was the "host".

So after a while some of us decided to go for a walk around the property and down this trail where you have an amazing view. Me and Hotwife go with the group, trailing the back, and at one point we came to this sightseeing spot where a deck was situated with those big binoculars you put change into to use. The group moved on pretty quick but we stayed behind.

That's where we fucked for the first time. She was leaning against the railing and I was right behind her, my dick bulging through my gym shorts right against her ass, through her leggings. She began rubbing her ass back against my boner, and I took the risk of pulling her leggings down, sliding my cock out and pressing it between her ass cheeks. I wasn't sure at first if I could do it, but she reached back with a hand and started guiding my cock to her pussy. Fucking her against that railing, looking out the view the mountain provided. It was the best fuck I've ever had.

LOL i know this girl, Shes a doctor in New Zealand. teaches yoga also to my friends sister.
wow first time i seen some one i know here

When we first told her she could watch she said gross but after a few weeks she started walking in, then staying, after about 3 months she watched every time and masturbated

Sometimes she gives me head before I fuck her mom but she's not been involved yet

aw man we share a similar story

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Idk why, fear of losing me maybe.

how similar?

did the same, but i never fucked up. Anyway, the girl from the pictures i was using found out and she told everyone on her facebook to mass report the account. Got the account deleted in just like 3 hours after she made the post.

So does user's story check out, or was he LARPing?

Fuck i dont know, she from UK she aint kiwi.

When Yu-Gi-Oh was a thing i had 2 rich friends who had all the Yugi cards. I used to exchange my sister's dirty panties for some cards to them. i was of them once asked me for a dirty pad lol

Yes.

I was 15, she was 13 when we started
We dated for about 18 months and we were each other's first everything
I left school and we gradually lost touch
She moved on, I have another gf now but my favourite memories were with hs gf
I've tried to stay in touch but we never meet up or anything, if she told me she was dtf I would drop everything in my life to be with her

We need to out this arons whole story. Screenshotted.

You're making my brain explode, and this is /b. I should know better. Can't get my brain around the idea of getting head from my daughter before fucking my wife.

So she's masturbating, and you guys watch her do it or basically just ignore her while she takes care of business? She gives you head, and wife...what? And no Mom/Daughter action? If not, is that part of the plan for the future?

i can get her facebook, but do i post it? fuck. pretty harsh if i do. bombared her with messages about that shit. whats it worth?

It's a larp user...are you new here?

My ex gf has an abortion fetish

Oh /b...

Screenshots from a throwaway should be enough to get the ball rolling

Yes.

My wide doesn't want to fuck my daughter, my daughter usually talks during the sex

I have a fart fetish.
Sometimes I can only get off by having my gf sit on my face so I can smell her ass.

Please elaborate

this is all you are getting as a clue

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When i was like 12 i made all my younger cousins (boys and girls) to suck my dog´s dick. also, when i was 14 my 17 yo cousin was giving me a blowjob in the backyard and my aunt caught us. my parents beated my ass like never before.

What's she say? Mom squeaks and she's like, "Ohh, good one Dad!"

You said you were from France, is it common in France to introduce offspring to the realities of sex by having them be in the bedroom while it's happening? And even participating? Or is your family just special? Also, are you French? Or maybe American or something w/a French wife?

She likes to get pregnant so she can abort it. I have never understood it but I went a long with it for a little while until I couldn't anymore

How?

jesus man, we are kindred spirits. that hits hard. if you ever want to talk since i gtg, my kik is believingisseeing.

She moans about how much she loves cock and how seeing us fuck gets her off, how much she wants to get fucked

All French, we're special

found the beaner

the fuck? my gf had an abortion last december. Since its illegal here we had to find for the right person on the internet. It was some feminist woman who sells the pills which are used in other countries. My gf was in bed for like 3 days puking and shitting herself. tbh i thought she was about to die, like really. After 3 days the blood clot (fetus) finally came out. she started feeling better at the sixth day. that shit was awful so i dont know how can that be a fetish

Fake and gay

Friend loves getting tribbed but doesn't want her bf to know so she asks me to post her face on Yea Forums and get her tribbed

If you get your dream and you're fucking everything female in the house (or are there others?), and it somehow becomes known, how fucked are you? Would that be really bad or would people mostly roll their eyes and shrug it off? (Trying to get a sense of the cultural norms/standards there.)

I'd be fucked

Farewell user, I don't have a kik but I will consider making one

reverse image search you idiot

i've got wickr too

Because it's not illegal where we are so it's not as bad.

Well, bonne chance! Hope your daughter doesn't end up too fucked up by all of this.

still. kinda fucked, not because the baby because fuck them. but because the whole thing

I have a folder that has 200 photos of trap hentai

when I started dating my gf, found out her and her roommate, who was cute and little chubby, fooled around a lot. She asked if I would be down to join. Ended up making out with the roommate while my gf ate her out, then we switched.

She'll definitely be fucked by the end if you know what I mean

I suck logs of shit form this guy's asshole on the reg

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It was definitely a weird thing. I didn't know at first until after I took her to the first abortion. (Our) first abortion she apparently had had 2 prior.

I sniff my little brothers underwear.

This girl I know farty fart farts, butthole winky!

My neighbour downstairs can't afford rent and such all the time cause she is terrible with money.
So we have an agreement that basically means she prostitutes herself to me for rent.
Cheapest hooker I ever found.

How old is the little whore?

How often do you do it?

How much does she let you do?

the laser pointer i use to play with my cat is out of batteries so i'm using the laser on my 9mm instead. works well.

28, she has a 9 and 7 year old

Depends on how much she needs and what I feel like asking.
But some vanilla sex until I cum is 50, the more creative agreements I enjoyed more, like for 250 for a week, you drop everything you are doing when I text you and come give me a bj.

Pretty much everything I want. I dont ask that strange extreme like bdsm or golden shower l, but I get anal out of her.

Ever going to incorporate the offspring?

No

Ever have her take pictures of girls that are comfortable being naked around her for you?

I've been meaning to mail this into PostSecret, I'll tell you fuckers instead.

My cancer made me transphobic. The of people getting their genitals mutilated and becoming infertile gives me panic attacks.

Fucked a trap in cosplay from a convention at a nearby hotel

Did you bust your nut inside her?

Pics?

My s/o is out of country and I had a friend over who was already drunk. We hung out a bit with a few other buddies and I poured everyone more drinks. Got groped multiple times and now stewing over how to express to my SO all of the things I'm processing while drunk. I appreciate this post being here to let me spew. I'm being a fucking pussy but this really bothered me.

Dont got pics I wasn't at the convention.
I was in the same hotel the trap stayed at.

When I was 12 my a family friend 20 was really into me and I was too at first but got me in a huge mess and my family considered me a white even tho I did nothing because he made a story saying I was coming on to him. Later age 18 we reconnected and at that point he was now a fat beta so I let him fall for me and broke his heart and 3 years later he's still saying he's in love with me like no one else. Faggot pedo.

Considered me a whore***

I used to always steal my sisters dirty panties
one time the discharge was like 5 minute fresh
tasted so good.

I had sex with my cousin after she got roofied by someone else at a college party and got her pregnant.

I found her passed out in the bathroom after 2 beers, picked her up and brought her to a bedroom. Some dude starts banging on the door and I explain she's my cousin and show how our IDs have the same last name(not a common name either).
I fell asleep in a chair in the room and After about an hour she woke me up and asked me to cuddle with her.
I fell asleep again in the bed and when I woke up my cock was out of my pants and in her pussy. I asked if she was awake and shook her a good bit but she was out cold(I even tickled her on her side right under her armpits, a place I know she is very ticklish, and even checked her pupils),
Wasn't sure how I came to be inside her(I used to sleep walk) but figured fuck it she'll never know.
I fucking jackhammered her pussy and came deep inside her, then got scared cleaned her out(to no avail).
She woke up the next morning complaining about the worst hangover and how sore she was everywhere.
Three months later she asks me if I saw her go to bed with a guy and I said no but I found her in a bed and she said she remembers waking up and seeing me in a chair and asking to cuddle and that's it.
She tells me she was pregnant and didn't know how and I convinced her she must've gotten drugged and rapped at that party. I cried crocodile tears with her and she told me she was happy I was there in case something worse had happened...
Cut to three years later.
I spend alot of time with her and her son now. We go out and get mistaken for a couple, and people tell me how much he looks like me.
I have a 2yo daughter and GF who lives with me and I work at a bank so I provide well for both my daughter and son and thier mother's.

I've thought about telling the truth and seeing what happens, I think I might wait tho because my cousin has since been getting alot sexier and my GF has noticed how much time I'm spending with her

It's literally the best . Ever cum on her sex toys or anything?

I want to see some of my male friends naked

>by transitive property, you've eaten your sisters pussy
nice user

I've seen pretty much all of my friends naked, you're not missing much really. Or are you???

Have they seen u?

I killed 8 kittens from the ages of 6-11, I never understood why I killed them. I felt depressed after killing but I'd still do it anyway because I like feeling superior but at the same time I was sad to see the life sucked out of a being.

Derp

My sister was brought home from a party
She was wasted to shit
Checked on her after I heard her vomit
While cleaning her up, I took her clothes off
Didn’t think of anything till I moved her back to the bed with her ass facing me...

I did some daddy RP with a close friend of mine over snapchat for a little while. I was in a relationship at the time. She initiated it, and I actually had a lot of fun. But she eventually decided that me being in a relationship made her too uncomfortable, and stopped it. I miss getting nudes from her. Gf still doesn't know.

I have a thought: Most rape "survivors" loved it but lie because their desire for attention exceeds their desire to tell the truth

My girlfriend and I have been having threesomes with her best friend, I've always finished in or on her best friend, I've been starting to catch feelings for her friend and now want to try and convince her and my gf that we should try and be a couple

I want my girl to be on board with posting her

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>Work at a dive restaurant. Horrible condition all around as the manager didn’t really care anymore. It was unclean and the food was awful.
>Basically decide to not tell them about my HIV/aids, was homeless and a heroin addict so I needed the job.
>Worked there a while and notice how much I hate the place. People are rude, depressed, lowlifes.
>One customer there is this big guy that would always hang around. He was especially depressed and especially a lowlife.
>Notice he has some mouth sores that are pretty bad. Must of had Herpes or something, I don’t give a fuck.
>I cut myself a very little bit and manage to sneak it in his drink and stir the ever living hell out of it as to not be noticed
>watch in glee as he slowly drinks all of it and hope that something happens.
>fast forward a while, I don’t see him a long time and ask the manager what he thinks happened, already half knowing the response
>He said he died due to complications of the HIV/aids virus.
>Make sure to do this to everyone who has a mouth sores now. Seeing me put these pitiful people out of their suffering really makes me happy. Sneak it in the food if they order water.

Regardless if you were or weren't "really" her first, anytime an opportunity comes up to defile someone who claims to be a Christian, one should always do whatever they can to fulfill that request. It's a dirty job, but... You know the rest.

Have you considered suicide?

my wife is pregnant but its not my child because I let a black guy we met on kik creampie her pussy

What's to get, bitch is fucking rando side dick?

If I am ever unlucky enough to get herpes I hope someone is kind enough to do this to me. I got chlamydia once but that is curable and had no symptoms (only got tested bc girl I fucked raw told me she was positive). But herpes? Fuck that- suicide time. How the fuck am I supposed to get pussy and/or have a loving long term relationship with that shit? I am borderline nympho so no access to sex=suicide time.

Hope a Gang of niggers rapes you

"Wife's daughter"
C U C K
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KYS Jewposter

Me and my freinds gf have been going out and and cheating on our significant others for a while now going out drinking and sleeping with each other and shes been letting me cum in her turns out shes pregnant and shes not sure if its mine or not

What's your ethnic background, is this type of situation more socially acceptable where you are than in the West?
Don't you worry that you could irreparably damage your daughter emotionally

Congrats on being not being a basket case

>you're living well and giving people HIV
>you give someone HIV and they die
>you're still here
hmmmmm this doesn't add up

Stop molesting little boys you faggot

i fucked my cousin and i cant stop thinking about it... she wont do it again, says it was wrong and what is god/ our dead relatives going to think about us.

Fuck you, you fuck!

your dead relatives and god were all turned on

Why?

my cousin and I tried to have sex when we we're 9 years old and she's 8 years old at that time. but now, we're old enough to fuck each other and I'm waiting that now even though i have a girlfriend.

i dont give a fuck about them... her pussy was great

That’s disturbing

That’s the whole point of sucking the panty butter out of the fabric

The guy didn’t know he had shit till too late. That’s my guess at least as people who find out they have HIV just go to the hospital thinking something else is wrong since it effects the immune system. I went to rehab at just the right time to not end up like that so I wouldn’t know how far gone a person could be before being able to save them. Also he was a shorty person with herpes hanging out in a dumpy place so he probably didn’t have the best healthcare. Not that I have any better.

I'm attracted to children and adults.

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Thank you. If feel a bit more normal now. These people that hang out there, they are real pieces of shit. They look like shit, act like shit, talk like shit. Way I see it it’s assisted suicide and I’m helping them as well as the community by not having to deal with them.

God is a far-fetched delusion, but your dead relatives will haunt you and make lights turn on and off.

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Total bullshit. Too much imagination..

Well I do end up killing a lot of black people so it’s not outside the realm of possibility.

Don't molest children.

getting sisters panties with fresh pussy cream on them is the best. that faint smell of piss that is always there.
dirtiest pair I ever got from my sis was when there was fresh cream & crust dried and a little skid mark. she must've worn them 2-days straight she took them off to go shower. while she was in the shower, that was go time to get them while they were literally warm.

that fresh cream was so thick it was like snot I could roll it over my tongue.

>Don't molest children.
Did I say I was a fucking molesters? I was molested but I would never do it back. Damn, is it because i'm a guy, you had to fucking remind me not to be a fucking monster. I promise I won't put some lil kids dick in my mouth, thanks for the advice.

Exsqueeze me? Discharge? That would be...what exactly? Urine? Period blood? Uh...natural feminine lubricant?

I wonder if some rando on the internet saying "Don't molest children" has ever swayed a pedophile.

I know where Cotton-eye Joe came from and where he went

Pussy cream

Does that mean she was aroused?

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You sound unfamiliar with used girls painted so here’s a run down
>most girls used panties have at minimum a hint of urine smell and obv smell of pussy
>sometimes there is a blot of period blood but nothing major in my experience
>crusty dry pussy cream/juice is there most times if there is anything at all
>if there is fresh cream, that’s like the jackpot. It’s as good as eating the girl out cause you’re getting that creamy goodness

>I never had a sister so I could never snipe her panties and taste/smell them
Why even live

>God is a far-fetched delusion

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Sunday was donut day and my sister was visiting with her husband and their baby. I was late getting up and when I came into the kitchen, my sister had eaten all the maple logs. This enraged me, and she said she needed extra donuts because she's still nursing. Which sounds like a lie, and she KNOWS I like the maple ones.

They had this portable crib they kept the baby in the living room while they ate breakfast. I snuck in there and spanked the baby a couple of times for revenge. He started to cry, but nobody knew what I did because babies are always crying.

I used to buy nudes from tweakers (their all over tumblr) it turned me on that i was supporting their addiction, then one of them died

Wow. You are a horrible person. I hope they find you and give you the chair. Who on earth would think it is right to infect other people with HIV for shits and giggles.

I wanna attract a veline with my stiff penor

Dude that's fucked up. All the maple logs???

I have a little bit of experience with girls used panties and I definitely see the appeal. In college I lived in a co-ed dorm and when I went to the laundry room, sometimes a girl had n't come to pick up her clothes from the dryer yet. I would feel up and sniff the bras and panties. Of course, they were clean though, so none of that...stuff you're talking about.

Wouldn't the police do a DNA test and find out that the parents of the child are related?

That’s ok though

Yeah, all two. That also annoys me. My Dad knows I like the maple ones and I tell him to get more and he's like, "For what should you want three for? Nobody else likes those." But he was wrong.

I'm sucking off black teens at an afternoon activities project I'm involved in and let them grope me

not really a secret anymore but i hooked up with a girl who i found out ate a piece of her shit when she was tipsy. inb4 shit lips

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How do you find the opportunity? What do they say?

My uncle's a police officer and has a copper deficiency. I mock him for it relentlessly, but not to his face. I slip notes in his mailbox, stuff like,

"Need some copper, COPPER?!"

He hasn't said anything. I printed the notes out, so there's no handwriting, and I handle the paper with gloves on.

I wish this was my mom
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Why are you judging me. This is a secrets thread, it’s supposed to be accepting of people’s secrets. Besides, I bet everyone here has done something at least comparable, if not worse.

That's bad. You should feel bad.

A 6 year old once exposed his hardon to me. I told him not to do that, because I'm not a pedo.

You had a shitty childhood.

Stop doing that and gain some self-respect.

I think I may have stolen a homeless man's lunch.

I go to bathrooms, search for dirty diapers (wet only I'm not into scat) and I use them to jerk off.

I let a friend cum in my mouth once when I was 15.

bro what the fuck

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I fucked my childhood dog

At what age?

I'm not into scat either, but I snuck into the ladies room once and hid in the stall. I hoped maybe someone would come in with a spill on her blouse and have to take it off to clean and I'd see her in her bra. Or I don't know, secret lesbians lezz out. Maybe one even masturbates in the stall next to me. But now. I peaked through the crack in the door. I tried jacking off when some women came in, but they didn't take their clothes off or start lezzy out or anything. They just went pee and poop (which I am NOT into), washed their hands, and left. One put on some lipstick, and the image of her puckering her lips is all I had to work with.

15.

ok, sure, whatever.

thats an old dog

I jack off thinking of my mom used as a cum and piss slut by friends, strangers and trannies.

I guess it's more normal than I thought, any time I actually tell people in these secret threads, no one really seems to care. At this point I'm kind of guessing that most people fucked their dog and dont talk about it.

Odd thing is, my dog was 16. I was 15.

I don't think it's very normal.

But young teenage boys are SUPER horny. I totally get that. I mean, hey, I've sucked a dick or two in those years, and I'm not even gay.

Are you a guy or a girl?

Guy. It wasn't even the first time I sucked him.

If you were super horny and not gay, why would you suck a dick rather than getting your dick sucked?

I sucked his because he sucked mine.

Seems really gay

Maybe. He blew me first. I blew him because it seemed like that nice thing to do.

You’re a scumbag degenerate

my first wet dream was fucking my mom

I feel like that might actually be a good thing. I've dreamed of having sex with my sister but have absolutely no desire for her in real life. Dreams are never really what they're about.

I have fantasies of raping Millie Bobby Brown and keeping her as a slave

Is anybody elses instagram not working? I can't see any messages I'm getting. I get notifications and the icon in the upper right corner tells me how many messages I have, I just can't see them. I've tried sending a message from my 2nd account to my first, got the notification but no message, the other way around works just fine

So maybe you go back for seconds?

stollen

Would you say no if she asked to touch your cock?

Ha! Wouldn't everybody! Larping fantasies aside, who would actually want their sister sexually?

no i just want to fuck my mom now

Why does she want to do that? She could fuck anyone she wants.

Kek, sry.

She's obviously tasty but you may well fuck her up. That's what your wife is afraid of, and it's justified.

I sometimes go to strip clubs, by myself, for the worst possible reason. I'm not their with a party, just playfully with the guys. I'm there by myself, and I pay women to grind against my lap until I come in my pants, which I do every time.

God is supposedly omnipresent, so he would have both been fucking her and being fucked.
Your dead relatives are dead, they're probably jealous you're able to get action and they're not, assuming they have any opinion at this point at all.

I’ve swiped my sisters nudes off her phone for years and jerk off to them consistently. I love that I’ve been seen her body evolve sexier and sexier.

It also depends on where and when said ancestors are from. Truthfully, a couple of centuries ago in some parts of the world, it wasn't that odd to even marry your cousin.

I just spent a few years living in another state with someone who has far as my friends and family know was a "friend". It was actually a trap and we dated for about a year while I lived with them. Had only ever been with regular girls before and this situation ended in disaster. That's all I'll say as there's the minuscule chance they'll see this and identify me if I give more specific details.

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I raped my sister

Greentext?

In what way?

Embezzled half a million dollars from a company I ran over 5 years and never got caught. Cash.

Took advantage of her being passed out drunk
Was too horny so got carried away

>Truthfully, a couple of centuries ago in some parts of the world, it wasn't that odd to even marry your cousin.
It still isn't in some parts. It's also perfectly legal in large parts of the world (incl the western world) too. The chance of genetic issues from siblings in one generation is pretty low, (first) cousins is even lower.
Of course, if it's past first cousins, then no one cares as everyone outside your close family is technically some level of cousin somewhere.

I LARP as a paranoid leftist irl when talking to people and subtly redpill them into questioning all governmental policies but I actually completely support Trump and can't wait for him to win in 2020.

That's somewhat ok if you were teenagers.

HAHA! I AM SOLIVAGUS, GOD OF ALL SHIT THAT HAPPENS THROUGHOUT ALL TIME, RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING THAT COULD EVER HAPPEN, OR WILL, STRIKES AGAIN!

>FUCK YOU OP!

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I think I read that the chance of genetic issues with a second cousin is comparable to a stranger off the street.

>subtly redpill them into questioning all governmental policies
People should be doing this anyway, left or right. Good job.

I've missed my pants while playing horse with my niece on several occasions. The constant hopping and bobbing is just too much.

Also, I read that nobody on Earth is more distantly related than 50th cousin.

I am, she’s 21

You're supposed to hop her up and down on your knee, not your crotch.

First cock I ever sucked was my dad's.

well get ready to get your ass kicked. hope that ass was it was worth it

I lurk Yea Forums late at night so I can join those kik groups that keep getting posted in the hopes that people post teenage girls(13-16) being fucked or molested by older men. I have a serious fetish for grandpa-aged dudes fucking underage girls and I can't help it.

My boyfriend fucked my little sister.

My husband is a sex offender.

get some help dude and let your dad know

Did you watch?

How often does that happen?

i just came after masturbating for 4 hours

More info? Pic of your sis?

I watched but didn't join in.

That's not cool.

Are you a guy or girl?

F.

What would you do huh

Are you Sting?

Which post took you over the edge?

Like what

>sex offender

Who isn't?

That's such a garbage label.

Fucked my girlfriend while she breastfeed

I was listening to one of my old songs and looking at a photo of the rainforrest.

Did it turn you on? Did you want to make love to her too but didn't have the courage?

Did you enjoy it?

I spy on my stepdaughter getting fucked.

ultimate fantasy.

lucky fucker

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Huh, that explains it. I'm always doing it on the crotch

why? Details?
>green texts?

nope
not a post but picture of beautiful girl

How did that happen?

What did you do at first that got you turned on so much you didn't stop? How old were you?

Basically what you said, yeah.

No.

how did it start and how old were you and her when this whole thing started?

She got off so fast because of that

having herpes is no big deal. i tested positive for 1 and 2 over a year ago and no symptoms. i've been fucking for over 25 years so who knows how long i had it? fingers crossed, but i guess lots of people never show symptoms.

I'm sorry. How old were you?

Threads nearly dead so long story short, I'm gay, my boyfriend I suspect got with me to get to my younger sister even though he's camp af. She was only 13 so doubly weird. Sorry for abridged version.

I set a recorder in my sister's bedroom to hear her masturbate. I started when she was 15 and she's 19 now. I've listened to her coming dozens of times

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12.

Did you lose a lot of good pussy after you have to tell them you have herps?

You better turn up in the next fucking thread. Questions need answering...

yeah? thanks for having the courage to shine the light on what most of the guys have a fetish for but are too pussy to admit. I love some good ass gas

>most guys

you only have to tell after you get tested. i'm married. all i had to tell her was that i fucked a coworker, and hope she wouldnt divorce me. here we are over a year later, no symptoms. neither of us have been particularly faithful, until now, i guess. if anything its brought us closer together, ironically enough. but yeah, like my friends who fucked the same girl and never got tested, but know i tested positive? you think they are telling anyone? my buddy fucked 20 chicks last year haha. she was one of them. i guarantee you he isnt out there telling these girls he has it, because he hasnt been tested. and the chick i fucked didnt have any sores or anything either. so who fucking knows?

Oh to be a fly on the wall.

lucky sob! how much and how hot is she?

Having sex with a schoolgirl.

Was he successful?

Can you post more of her

He was very successful.

My brother is dead. He shot himself because our at the time step dad (shit bag) caught him sharing nudes with a girl a year younger then him.

Me and my brother sleep in separate rooms that facing each other. We aways closed our doors. I woke up during "the big speech" the shit bag of a human was giving him after he caught him. He was 16, she was 15.

He told him that she was sharing his nudes and that if her parents found his nudes he would never be able to join the military and he'll be marked as a sex offender. My Brother aways wanted to join the army, even after a hippy teacher tried to change his mind. I didn't think much of the "big speech". the shit bag never told my mom of the "big speech".

I remember waking up to the bang, like to wood boards clapping, then after a minute hearing my mother yelling oh god theirs blood, she found him on the floor. He went into their room, grabbed the gun that was gonna be his when he was old enough, went back to his room and shot himself.

I cried and deny it, then I begged God to let him live, then begged God to take me instead all while my mother locked me in my room as the paramedics came.

The only part shit bag told my mother was the part where he walked into my brother and telling him he wasn't gonna tell our mother.

That was the first time my biological father called us, just for my brother. At the time he didn't thing I was his.

After that day when ever the topic of my brother came up I just felt nothing. I want to feel sad but I feel nothing. I knew him my entire life then just poof. Gone.

We ended up moving out of that house. Mother couldn't stand being in that house. Mother and shit bag ended up in divorce and mother remarried to someone she deserved. They are happy now. Shit bag ended up losing the house he bought after moving because he wasn't paying his taxes ( mother was still marked as one of his contracts). Idk what I did after we move as I was just dead inside until I moved in with my new family.

How old was she

show sum pics.
How was the first fuck did she knew what was happening was willing to?

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I took her clothes off because she puked everywhere
Her ass in panties was mesmerizing
Jerked off to that
Got bold and wanted to see what her pussy looks like
Then I passed a point of no return

Does what happen?

Do people actually post that sort of stuff?

tell her theres no god and the dead relatives are dead and wont know about it

How did it happen?

How old was he

So, your stepdad tried to give your brother actual reasonable advice about being careful with the shit he sends to girls, and your brother basically took it like a little bitch and killed himself?

Your stepdad was doing the right thing, you stupid fuck. Guys have had their lives ruined for far less.

why?

If people are smart they just post there kiks then share the dark stuff but yes they do everyday

What I'm looking for? Never. But there's almost always some Mega or Dropbox links posted in those groups of girls that age doing solo shit, if that's your thing.

most likely natural female discharge (lubricant) idk but all females do that. I dont agree in the sisters part of it all but pussy juice is great

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He just became really close to her even tho he's a screaming queen. The attraction became sexual and he ended up actually fucking her.

Sometimes theres girk that lurk and post it thereselfs rare to find but it does happen

Were you there when it happened?

Yup.

Can you do a green text?

Like in the room watching? Did they ask your permission? Did it turn you on?