You find yourself in an enclosed room with Donald Trump. Nobody else is here. There are no cameras or microphones...

what did brazil or venezuela do to you?

where is this "civiliSed" world?

Nope, try again
I don't understand your problem, could you please explain?

Teste.

From what cucktry do you reside.

Oh that's right nobody cares foreigner

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Laughing. Laughing is not triggered, though I understand your ego has to parse it that way, my delicate little cupcake.

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he hates an entire continent but won't even explain why

Have him tell me rape stories.

>he'd probably whip your ass.

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Are... are you saying that you think the US is an entire continent?

Yeah, he'd try to beat me with his KFC drumsticks. But they'd just fly out of his little hands. Then he'd try to tweet SO UNFAIR!

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no mr reading comprehension

depends.... like that's a good question. there is a lot of problems with this guy but.... I'm curious what he has to say

If I were in charge of it I'd just check things out. I don't think he's evil, or a bad person. I just think he's stupid as a rock

They think it is. That's why they gave themselves the name of the entire continent.

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I teleport.

same person

Ask him if he's a part of the illuminati

Only good answer.

Teleport me and my ebony queen to an island and fuck till we die.

being this jelly

he really does hate canada, mx, and ca. in all of his rants

Offer to get him out of this awkward situation and teleport him wherever he wants for $10million and a weekend with Ivanka

she would not die, you could tho.

>a weekend with Ivanka

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Please never stop the clown factory which is you and your country.

incest is popular with non-democratic rulers

Nothing funnier than a lolcow that doesn't know it's a lolcow, am I right?

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Probably but that wasn't my point, that girl is disgusting.

>Still posting hillary memes

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>mfw some rando cares so much about my country that he obsesses over it on his own time

also i don't have an image to post because youre not worth the time or effort

back to irrelevant status with you

If you don't want people loving to ridicule you and your country you could consider not being such a hilarious dumpster fire. Please keep going.

See if he's in on the jew conspiracy or not. Can I telaport behind Benjamin Netanyahu and snap his neck?

69 doesn't have a meme

memes are popular ideas

in B4 i could not find my popular idea cause my other computer blah blah, i didn't try cause you're shit etc

In your dreams, MAGAtte.

They're even exporting their clown show now.

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/thread

>actually believing any country deserves America's respect or consideration when the lot of you are nothing more than useless has-beens piggy backing on our handouts and subsidizing.
Kek. So which one are you? The guys who give us nice cars, the guys giving us cheap plastic toasters, the guys giving us cheap oil, the kikes pulling us into another war, or any of the plethora of nations trying to hop our borders?
Seriously tho, all of you can go fuck yourselves. You're not needed for anything other than a cheaper option to something we already make here.

mods said something about kiwis but nobody really gave a shit

muriKKKans don't need anyone else to ridicule them. They do enough of that by themselves.

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Break his fucking knee caps and see if he’s as tough as his bitch-ass acts

Ahaha please keep going.
Mods said?

Really, MAGAtte?

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Teleport into your moms pussy

You sound like a faggot. Go back to your redditard circle jerk

Rape him.

>clams to be "civilised"
>has trouble understanding basic English
yeah go back to your shithole country nigger.

Guys, guys, come on. He hates the entire world except for N Korea and Russia, everyone knows that.

Pull his tongue out and strangle him with it.

never go full retard
that is edited to fuck
he a huge man but not fat or even chubby

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Exactly the level of rhetoric we expect from you. Please continue.
Do you have a problem with the word civilised, my clearly very intelligent friend?

Make a small deal...

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…and the Sa'udi "royalty".

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Why are you assuming I support Trump? The guy I responded to clearly has either no education or very little implying he is from a shithole country.

shittiest raid ever

Hail the lord emperor

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KEK good point... oh wait... fake news?? KEEEEEK

If it waddles like a trump and quacks like a trump…

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>never go full retard
>proceeds to go full retard

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Oh look a neo nazi. No one cares about your opinion nazi

>Shave your neck beard
>lose some weight
>clean the cheeto dust off your fingers >lose your virginity
>don't be a nigger

Then you are allowed to speak, otherwise go serve your queen, cuckboi

Obedient little submissive.

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But that is simply not true? Also you are making huge generalizations. Just because a select amount of Muslims are terrorists I don't believe they are all terrorists but under your logic I should right?

teleport in Ivanka, Melania and Tiffany for a gang bang.

You have no idea how badly you are self-owning, do you?

The only meme I ever keked at from left. So good on you user.

Ask him to go party, and get fucking insane on coke, fuck a bunch of sluts, pee on some people, maybe kill some minorities in the slums for a laugh. Sky's the limit.

Bring bucket of KFC and 1st edition copy of the art of the deal for him to sign while we bro down over a bucket of fried chicken and coleslaw

I'm not a Trump fan, but someone has to check those trips

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Ew you sick fuck coleslaw is disgusting. Mashed/Gravy and Macaroni is where it is at.

Oh good lord he actually uses kek.

gents not everyone is blessed with a KFC in their respective shit hole countries. Watch what you type before you anger the crappy raid anons

The only thing I am watching is a missed opportunity for quads.

>Mashed/Gravy and Macaroni
>t. obese

Hi all. This is OP. I just want to let you know that I actually voted for Trump and will be voting for him again.

I started this as a troll thread. Thanks for the entertainment. Cheers :)

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-5/10

Only if you eat it everyday like a nigger. Which you probably are.

i don't eat that shit at all, scrub.

Who said that's a meme?
It's a bromance made in the GRU.

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Turn 360 degrees and teleport away.

Teleport Donald Trump to the beaches of Normandy, 6th June, 1944.

/thread

No one can find it.

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(take me with you..)

Good idea!
Or maybe to the Hanoi Hilton as John McCain's roommate.

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Cause it's still jammed too far up the ass of every crying liberal. What a time to be alive

MAGAttes have really vivid homoerotic fantasies. Their Fearless Leader is in his seventies and has been impotent from Rogaine for the last twenty years but they still imagine he's the virile sodomite of his youth.

magamagamagamaga

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Considering all they believe in, that's actually pretty tame kek.

bet him 6 million dollars that I can teleport

>i'm gonna deal with a guy who stiffs everyone
gl with that haha.

He is famous for not paying what he owes, you're about to waste your time.

not if I teleport to every rally with a sign that says “remember the 6 million”

good luck throwing me out, that’s antisemitism

The point is he won't pay you, w/e you do.

teleport to hillary clinton's location and laugh at her together

ok fun police

Oh right.
Sure you can do it boi! He will give you the 6 millions at a party in your honor with lots of hot babes!!!

Shake his hand

fuck him in the ass and call him a faggot, so basically China