I saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. Are they dangerous?

I saw a dwarf in the mall the other day. Are they dangerous?

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Only if you're afraid of disproportionalealkdaye seized cocks

Yes, cover your knees and your balls

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Them niggaz bite watch out for ya balls.

Was he holding a knife?
If he was then yes.
They're stabby little fucks

Absolutely not. This message was sponsored by the There is no proof that we dwarfs are out for your lives Association.

Nah man and you should be respectful. Imagine how hard it would be buying the right clothes and reaching for the midget porn in the video store. I’d be ready to fight all the time if my life was such a pain in the ass.

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I saw one on Jerry springer caterpillar across the floor and hit weak points for massive damage.

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Yes they will follow you to your house a then they'll kill you and then rape you, just give 'em kisses and comfort

As long as there are tree's around you're safe.

They are.. short tempered. GET IT? CUZ THEY'RE SMALL XD

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Only if you make eye contact

I seen one once at the casino and it was good luck.

They all carry knives. Watch your ass and be polite.

I saw a naked dwarf carrying a tire down the road in alaska once

Only if they're armed and you are not. Since you are a full bodied complete human, you can wield weaponry of superior size, giving you superior reach. He would have to rely on ranged weaponry to make a direct attack. Hobbits are notably proficient with slings, but common sling ammo lacks armor penetration. Stealth cannot be discounted, but we're assuming a fair fight here. I think you are safe.

Yes, most definitely. The best way to pacify them is to pat them on the head and say "there, there, little buddy"

WTF mate,
what were you doing in Alaska?

Bald ones like to have their skull spitshined

Similar to the Tyrannosaurus Rex (arm length), it is believed that midgets are visually hyper-sensitive to movement. If you feel unsafe or threatened by the presence of a midget, just freeze in your tracks; they should hypothetically have a very hard time detecting you.

dwarf spotting

Not particularly dangerous but they should be tagged.

Then go to the town of Yangsi

Was it leashed?

I never gamble without my good luck midget.

I firmly believe they are good luck. If you spot one, expect good things to come your way. I actually saw one and said that as a joke and it came true. I have spotted 5 or 6 of the lucky bastards. Works every time. I am dead serious

Well they do have short tempers. Mind your tongue.

I ll always remember this day when I was in the car with my dad and I saw a midget. I told him I just saw midget walking with two normal people and it looked weird.
My dad straight up said: Oh shit did they have him on a leash at least?
That s the day I got to know my dad had a dark humor, just like me.

Moral: leash up your fucking midget

I don't like them tha make me feel uncomfortable my local food market has one so iv stoped shoping thare

Confirmed

only if you don't see them in time and you trip over them

Watch out

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I always keep a taser on me just for those fuckers

It depends. The European Dwarf is typically a docile species. They are still capable of biting a man's leg of at the knee in a single strike, though. If you see an Asian Dwarf, run. Even then it's probably too late for you.

They'll bite off your Achilles tendon in one fell swoop.

It's 2019, the appropriate word is retarded person.

We know how to call you user, no worries

Only the mysterious subspecies, rape dwarves, are dangerous

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only if it's a spellcaster
in any case, keep your distance

This one is.