>be me
>walking to train from work
>about 23:30
>some stoners call me over
>"Excuse me sir"
>go over
>"You are the chosen one, we entrust you with the hope of humanity"
>"Will you accept it and make the world a better place?"
>sure.wav
>give me pic related
What do?
Be me
Evan Kelly
Charles Harris
Birb
Brody Cox
what a beautiful little bird.
>Will you accept it?
"Ah, you must have the wrong person. If I thought there was even a chance, but I, no, it must be someone else."
Tyler Mitchell
>you were warned who could show this to
>now its all over
>don't walk in the dark for too long
Easton Wood
No way. It can't be over for OP. Not with a pretty birb like that.
Julian Cruz
>What do?
make the world a better place
Thomas Jenkins
HOLY SHIT. Thats a rainbow family calling card. You have been chosen to do a thumbprint
Luke Edwards
NGL you should probably kill yourself.
You touched something that a dirty homeless stoner touched. Do you realize how disgusting that is?
Zachary Thomas
They weren't homeless, they were in suits which is pretty well dressed for stoners
Colton Reyes
Please elaborate
Aiden Gutierrez
does ngl means nigglet?
Ryder Baker
they make all the worlds acid, You have to touch a piece of pure crystal LSD with your thumb to join them.
Gavin Bennett
Charles Long
yes i know them. when you join them you get to have a sex orgy with sasha grey, sasha foxx and the actress who played harley quinn in suicide squad.
Adrian Bennett
Set it on top of a turtle statue.
Alexander Reyes
Best I can do is tortoise
Lucas Jenkins
Dang I read that story so many years ago. 17? 18?
Thomas Myers
may as well keep it if you have a spot for it in your house.
Camden Wood
Done
Gavin Young
HOLY shit
Henry Martinez
What's up?
James Rivera
Place birdle on top of elephant, to create bridlephant
Oliver Rogers
Best I can do is a frog
Aaron Myers
amazing bro
Evan Smith
humanity is in good hands
John Johnson
Lucas Reed
Give frog peanut butter. Frogs love peanut butter
Aiden Rivera
You gotta stop OP, they're coming
Ethan Stewart
Do it OP humanity is counting on you
Brandon Morgan
I don't have peanut butter
Who's coming?