"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit... do you think you can help me lose some weight? Please...? Oh fuck..."
"H... hey user. Bad news. Umm I seem to have let myself go a little bit...
David Green
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Julian Phillips
you look great just the way you are
Zachary Kelly
"You are too sweet, user. How did you get so sweet?"
Luis Thompson
lots of pie
Bentley Sullivan
so do you have a name
Joshua Bell
"...you worried all that pie might be having other side effects?"
Colton Hill
maybe
Luis Ramirez
Hard abs are for men, a soft belly is very feminine.
Jaxon Rivera
not all of us have abs
Lincoln Miller
"Haha that's a yes if I ever heard one"
Ayden Clark
seriously though what should I call you
Joseph Edwards
"Yeah, but I think there is a pretty thick line between 'soft belly' and ... well this..."
Tyler Collins
shut up if you don't like here then you can fuck your self
Blake Nelson
so what do you need help with
Samuel Perry
"What? user, you arent making any fucking sense..."
Christopher Davis
sorry, that was for some one else
Jayden Moore
"Well... you know... with all this extra weight I have put on..."
Adam Ramirez
Do you legitimately not know how replies work ?
Henry Young
You're a hot sexy mama
Luis Russell
are you not happy about your image?
Levi Brooks
"I mean... are you?"
Justin James
nope just on this thread and another at the same time, I'm also not the best speller
David Lopez
yes I like a woman with some meat on her bones if makes her a lot cuter
Evan Cooper
"Haha... you are too sweet, user."
Nicholas Clark
"I mean... if you say so haha"
Nicholas White
I think that's doubly true for you
Grayson Lopez
Straight up wanna fuck you like you've never been fucked before.
William Barnes
This definitely doesnt arouse me for some reason.
Definitely not at all.
Parker Gutierrez
okay then leave
Chase Morgan
"...not even a little bit, user?"
:(
Luis Harris
Uh...yeah...
Leave... Thats what ill do.
Hunter Allen
"You say that everytime, user"
Joseph Gomez
Maybe a little bit...
Lucas Powell
"Haha, you have strange tastes, user.
Connor Hall
:)
"Ok, well I mean... I can work on it a bit it if you think that would help!
Austin Ortiz
youtube.com
Adrian Foster
"that wasn't me"
Leo King
That joke doesnt work when you fully embed it user, I can hover over it and see it.
Samuel Fisher
"Oh? You got a twin I don't know about, user?"
David Murphy
No, no... dont do anything silly like that.
Youre just fine the way you are :3
Samuel Smith
ya i got it
Carson Murphy
ya probably
Brody Williams
"Haha... that's not what you just said a minute or two ago, silly."
Noah Thomas
there is porn ?
Noah Walker
"fuck you random stranger"
Elijah Hall
"Do you... want it to be?"
Brandon White
No way! I would never address our lady so lewdly!
Leo Carter
can't argue with that
Luke Young
I think you can argue with just about anything
Gabriel Cooper
"not yet...
unless you what it"
Jonathan Perez
No you cant.
Julian Myers
I'm sorry M'lady
Samuel Perez
"Haha I'm surprised I'm even getting an offer like this..."
Levi Russell
"Sorry for what, user?"
Owen Sanders
Yeah, I'm pretty skeptical of that claim
Charles Fisher
Do you have a formal name M'lady?
Dylan Thomas
"for saying 'ya probably"
Joseph Clark
ya you have a problem with that
Tyler Perez
The timestamps exonerate me, M'lord.
Luis Flores
for what?
Carson Morgan
lets get back on track so what do like to do
Zachary Butler
I was accused of posting the lewd message
But the timestamps prove my innocence.
Leo Anderson
same here so it's ether OP which I doubt or some rando
Julian Price
"do you like Jazz M'lady
Nathan Walker
Or one of the other 8 posters in this thread.
Grayson Brooks
cure for fat
Nathan Peterson
Chuckle of the day goes to these
Samuel Reed
"oh for fuck sake"
>closes window
Nicholas Smith
Where hath our lady gone?
Jace Murphy
Seriously im losing it to this reply
Gabriel Turner
"Losing what?"
Anthony Young
"...I think I'd just break the train"
Connor Watson
"Depends on the music. I love 2 tone, but you already knew that"
Daniel Adams
"Sorry... I just wanted to get some cheesecake "
Nolan Miller
>prosedes to turn on smooth jazz
Blake Cooper
this thread is too funny is swear
Tyler Johnson
...
Chase Torres
"Haha... you just want to see me move my hips, huh?"
Austin Allen
"yes M'lady"
Nathaniel Sanders
*says my hips from side to side*
Like this?
Isaiah Roberts
> song suddently tures to Never gonna give you up
Sebastian Edwards
*pouts and crosses my arms*
"C'mon user..."
Joshua Anderson
"fuck damn it"
Easton Perez
Hmmm I dunno young lady...we might have to punish you for getting so fat...
Evan Sanchez
>quickly changes back to smooth jazz
Daniel Hughes
"sorry my phone was on shuffle
Robert Wood
Dammit user!
Jace Hughes
"P... punish? W--
What do you have in mind, user?"
Jason Brooks
"Uh huh... sure, user"
* archs my eye brow and smirks*
Christopher Robinson
"thanks for understanding, also that is not me"
Jaxson Turner
Did you mean to actually post something?
Christian Powell
"would you mind continuing"
Connor Anderson
Grabs your fleshy tummy "hmmm maybe if I put a few babies in here and make a mommy out of you, you'll learn some self control band responsibility" as I rub your tummy softly and poke a boob "of course you will be eating for two at the very least"
Ryder Hughes
nope just an mistake
William Rogers
Well yeah, user. It's just the two of us here"
Alexander Harris
*my cheeks flush red*
"...don't you just think it would be easier to put me on a diet or something?"
Adam Russell
>opens window
>slaps
>closes window
"correction now there are just two of us here"
Brody Martin
No no no young lady....you have been misbehaving to much to get off the hook so easily with something like a diet...lift up your shirt let's see what you'll be feeding my kids with
Gavin Campbell
"what do you have in mind"
Christopher Murphy
stop larping post more qt fats
Nolan Jackson
Why not both user?
Jason Martin
What just happened
Camden Moore
Aaron Jones
Caleb Johnson
We just posting thick girl now
Eli Bailey
This one plumped up just right
Tyler Hughes
"M'lady were are thou"
Landon Long
have anymore
Julian Taylor
Jose Allen
I would destroy that
Ryan Lewis
Dominic Adams
i mean its a little funny.... your more cute though so no need to work on it ^_^
Caleb Watson
Kayden Perez
What would that entail?
Carter Carter
she' adorable
Jace Hernandez
Landon Miller
Ryan Nguyen
Anthony Perry
love the cow motif more of that pls
Angel Sanchez
so... fucking... hard... right now
Robert Diaz
Hunter Sanders
same here
Tyler Martin
Jayden Roberts
Isaiah Edwards
Juan Brown
Ayden Ross
Aiden Butler
Jaxson Long
Isaiah Cruz
Adrian Edwards
Daniel Rivera
im weird but id love to just rub and massage these big bellys these girls got
Jonathan Fisher
Austin Johnson
it's not
Dylan Rogers
Mason Mitchell
just prep a massive meal and help feed it to her >_>
Elijah Edwards
not weird user
Wyatt Hernandez
Me too...and also their boobs
Andrew Roberts
wanted to test on my teacher
Carter Nguyen
Luis Young
anyone have any more
Sebastian Hernandez
Definitely
Colton Hall
Nicholas Evans
What the fuck