Have you ever killed anyone? If so what were the circumstances?

THOSE DAUGHTERS ARE GONNA SWALLOW SO MANY LOADS

THEY WILL CALL OUT DADDY AS THEY GET POUNDED BY NIGGERS

but seriously they gonna be sucking dick by the age of 13 and at least one will get pregnant before the age of 18. the stricter you are the more likely that this will occur. they are just juvenile whores.

I'm 90% certain he died but don't know. Some drunks started something at a bar. They were some wannabe biker gang. But shit got intense. Ended up with two guys in top of me.

Had a knife, slashed one guys arm pretty bad and the other guy in the gut a few time until he let go of my neck.

Bar tender after he got done with his fight told everyone to get out and then called the cops.

> MANY LOADS

LOAD "*",8,1

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>grew up in war torn third world country
>white

Who tf you think you’re kidding you fucking kumquat

Did you draw the tattoo or did you get your little sister to help?

Go on then. Who did you kill and why?

Yes, very small number of whites stayed, some of my family left, some stayed. Most fled the country, however. For their protection I won't mention places.

kek

We got ambushed in a market by about 10 people. I can't say for sure but there were no more muzzle flashes and I don't see how a.50 didn't make it through all the mud walls and dickheads trying to shoot us.

Yes FBI this is Yea Forums home of the infamous hacker Yea Forums. Everyone here who posts has killed someone.

Nice try FBI

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HOLY FUCK this actually works

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>(I have the tally tattood on my arm in a scroll being held by a reaper).
Kek that's the gayest shit I've ever heard.

Any funny reactions when you shot someone?

Guy says third world country.
>Expecting first world art.

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Your tattoo looks gay as fuck

There was one time two ragheads were digging a hole in the middle of the night (presumably to plant an IED) and when I shot the first goat fucker and he dropped, the other dude did a funny little dance looking around. I laughed for a second, then I shot him too.

$1000 says you wouldn't say it to his face though.

Pussy internet tough guy whiteboy, go chug a monster energy and punch a hole in your trailer's paper-thin walls as you call your mom a bitch for not buying you the new Fortnite skins.

You're right, looks like it was drawn by a one armed somali

oh fuck, didn't expect a felliw c64 fag here

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Based. A friend killed a taliban in Afghanistan, he said he didn't feel a thing, that it was just like being on the range.

Yes, by my authorization.
My biological father (estranged) had suffered a stroke, and it was hours before one of his friends found him unresponsive at his home.
They got him to the hospital, and testing was done and determined he’d be in a permanent semi-comatose state because of the brain damage suffered by the stroke.
I tried to find a nursing home to transfer him to, but none would take him because of his condition.
Doctors wanted to implant a feeding and breathing tube for him.
So, I decided since I wasn’t going to pay for his long term convalescence nor care for him myself, I ordered the feeding tube removed and signed a DNR after he’d been in the hospital for a week or so. I gave all his living family time to come see him as much as they wanted beforehand and after they’d said their goodbyes, I gave the go-ahead that afternoon.
He died the next morning at 3:43AM.
I figure if Hell is real, I’ll be there for taking a life simply because I hated him enough that I wasn’t gonna be a slave to that man.

good try fbi

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Someone's triggered.
> Is it tendy time already?

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I'm a navy seal with over 300 confirmed kills, trained in gorilla warfare.

kek, jesus christ. thanks for sharing, good man

t. faggot that never leaves his cum stained weeb pillows and piss bottles

Top kek

wanted to test on my teacher

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I also slept in someone’s attic for like a week and shit in their washing machine.

Yes.

>Be me
>Be 46 year old
>My exwife cheated on me with some dude
>My ex and her BF were found dead
>Police makes me a suspect
>Get arrested, plead 5th
>ohshit.jpg
>get in my truck and run away.
>tried to kill myself
>pussy out
>face trial in jail
>spend some serious $$ defending myself
>beat the case because of race
> cant put me in jail now for double jeopardy
>AmericaFuckYeah.mp3

wtf? what? are you the same marine sniper?
nvm, did they noticed befor turning it on?

Dude fucking what

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i eat my cum and drink my own piss thank you very much

Rape yes, kill no. No desire to kill anyone.

...

Please tells us your rape story, kind sir

Yeah because it doesn’t get you off, how righteous.

How'd you make it happen user?

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But you did go to jail.

I had to hide to wait for a target. It was the best place to hide. And there was nowhere else to drop a deuce. And ya I’m the same dude.

I'm going to take the 5th on this one

yes, in 1991 i ran over cia niggers that were glowing in the dark with my car

it's always sexier filling up a tight teen when they have an over protective "tough" dad

You did it the best way you could. Even though he treated you shitty

I have a daughter who is still a toddler and you know what? It's fucking fine. You probably think of yourself as some kind of libertine, being on this shitty site, but our uptight protestant guilt-ridden moralizing society has got its claws deep into you. I messed around with girls when i was a kid. I ran with good kids and none of those girls were whores and they all turned out fine--most of them great. My real fear is not that she sucks a bunch of dicks, but that she's subject to some kind of sexual violence. I may teach her how to slice off a dick with a razor blade. I dunno, we'll have to see about that one.

Found a picture of your tattoo, faggot.

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This was posted from beyond the grave.
Spoopy

Baltimore isn't a country

Well I mean we were gone by the time anyone would have used it again. We just hid in the attic to wait for a target and there was nowhere else to shit. Once we capped ol hadji boi we peaced the fuck out.

>two no JK
Be me
>Random guy on the street started bullying me
>He must know me or something
>he started a fight with me and I kicked his ass
>I’m not satisfied I want more
>idea came to me to humiliate him
>Took his phone it was unlocked
>Took a pictures of his bloody face "looks so dead"
>Send it to all his group family and friends on WhatsApp
> at the same week I heard people At work talking about a story about a guy that his mom died (heart attack) after she saw a picture on WhatsApp Could it be? the same guy?
>I also heard that his family blaming him for the death of their mother Specially his little sister every time she see him "you killed her you killed mom it's all your fault
>as time goes by at the end of the year the same guy commit suicide belaming himself for the death of their mother
Fuck it got escalated very quick

Didn't know OJ was here

I was 15, she was 12. She lived on the next street over from me. Sweet girl. Amazing body (as far as a 12 year old can have), developing tits, hips, great legs. We grew up together relatively speaking. Got flirty not long after her birthday. It was clear she liked me but was hesitant to do anything sexual. Just kissing.

A few months in, I decided I couldn't take it anymore. My parents had a camper we used to take to the mountains. I took her there, we made out. I put my hands down her pants and started rubbing her, got her wet. She got cold feet. That wasn't gonna stop me. I was hard as a god damn rock. She was begging me to stop, but also didn't put up much of a fight. I took her leggings off and started fingering her. She protested more. I whip my dick out and no mercy. Slammed it in her as fast as I could (so much for finesse at that age). I tried to make it less awful. Kissing her neck as I thrust in and out of her. She's begging me to stop. No way. Keep going. After a couple of minutes, I cum buckets inside her. She was broken. She'd stopped telling me to stop. Had sort of this dead broken look in her eyes. No crying. Just resignation. She'd just been owned.

We saw each other for another 6-7 months after that. Fucked her a few more times. She knew she was just my cum dump and let it happen from there on. She never said anything. I still get rock hard thinking about violating her.

oh nice! good job user

kys

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You did nothing wrong, you know.

user Taylor Swift is here no JK

Twin girls here. Here's my thing; you get her pregnant, I cut off one of your balls. Simple as that.

Fuck! GOD's OS will never be finished!

My tank killed 37 Jaysh so Mahdi fighters in Iraq, 9 of which I personally killed. The first one was with a grenade launcher to the chest. It was awesome. Then I killed 7 Taliban fighters in Afghanistan.

He's Irish basically 3rd world

Does that scroll count the number of cocks you've had in your ass, or in your mouth?

kebab or kebab remover?

Kaffer

>gorilla warfare
Ook Ook, motherfucker

Idk, user. You sound pretty unreal and attracted to people of your same sex.

Y'know, most Seals know how to fucking spell Guerilla.

this guy wins lol

this thread is ridiculous as if someone would say if they killed someone and how.

all killers that have posted in Yea Forums at least they start their own thread

I accidentally killed a guy in a fight and a little girl at a wedding. I killed other people accidentally as well. I’m in jail atm. My name is Nordahl. AMA.

Welcome to Yea Forums newfriend

I’d like to believe that, but I could have tried harder or looked more, been more convincing to get him a place.
I absolutely hated him though - he was a right bastard. Threatened my mom’s life before, hit me when I was a kid before we left when I was 5 and she got a divorce, and was a deadbeat that never paid court ordered child support and I saw him exactly one time in 20 years until I went to the hospital.
I’m glad he’s gone, partly so he’s not suffering anymore but partly because he deserved it. He was an abusive drunk.

I had an abortion.

I'm shaking

You put in more than he ever did, evict that shit from your head user. He's gone, time to forget

What the fuck did you just fucking say about that user, you little bitch?

*newfaggot

Falcon punching your girlfriend in the gut means she had the abortion.

>this guy wins lol

Uh, no, it wasn't original or funny. Did you actually think that him greentexting OJ's story flew under everyone's radar?

How old would they be? I can't imagine living with deleting a person, even though I know people who did.

gorilla warfare > guerilla warfare

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believe it or not Taylor
>it's real
>and attracted to people of your same sex??!
at this time i will fuck anything thanks to Yea Forums

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Thanks bro

This

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Nigger.

Misleading photo for the topic

Honestly, I would have done the same thing. The guy was basically a stranger to you. You owed him nothing, and you actually gave him a dignified death which is all any of us can really hope for in the end.

I'd hope most wouldn't do that irl
That's mean for no reason

post pics or gtfo

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see

it was funny for me. i dont post to amuse anyone but me.

By furiously expelling gas from my anal cavity and throat.

I was heading home around 1am on the freeway hit some dude walking on the freeway hit him so hard his entire leg came off. Guess he wanted to kill himself and I helped him with that. Fucked up my car and my face.

Nice jail with Yea Forums fagget

If he was gone then he was gone
Even if you hated him He was dying anyways

pics was on the asshole phone not main
i threw it away after cleaning it up

This was my post, of course I understood that he was trying to be funny pretending to be OJ. I pointed to the fact that not only did OJ go to jail but he was also convicted in civil court for the murders. But obviously you are too fucking stupid to pick up on that.

i accidentally killed 6 Million people, i am innocent!

u heard of eastern europe my dude

Almost killed my cousin by strangulating him with a chain, he is a piece of shit that would non stop push your buttons till you snapped and then he would run back to his mom crying.
One day when we went to this place and he was showing off his new ps 3 with some dragon ball z, I was just looking for something to do in the background, I found a golden chain and started playing with, mind you this was some thick nigger chain.
He saw that I wasnt paying attention to him, beating some character with his OP character, so he stopped playing took it out of my hand and put it on his neck and started saying some dumb shit I cant remember.
The following is a haze cause I only remember holding the chain really tight around his neck and him laughing with his woody the woodpecker laugh and telling me that is was kinda tight around his neck.
I think after I noticed that I could kill him there I stopped and went downstairs to where he went to his mom and showed her "the marks" on his neck where it showed that I was strangling him.
My parents took my side on the matter cause they know what a little shit he was and we never went there again.

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> I just want to tell all my stories now
Lol nigga are you high
Did they spinal tap for you to become a scout?
Did you like being one overall
Did you get to shoot often or call shots more

0/10

I'm a former 0321. That's reconnaissance in the United States Marine Corps. Please, if you're going to impersonate a JSOC operator, at least do some research.

I honestly can't tell if you're trolling or if this is just your first time on the Internet.

any other kind of prrof iss valid, faggotto.

What a waste of numbers

Myself.
Been empty and dead for 20+ years.
Circumstances? I don't know how to human.

Even if I believed in hell, you aren't going to hell for that.

Your not going to hell for that shit
Doubt he'd put you in hell even if you pillow slept him

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Was expecting nigger. Well played sir, well played.

Country?

nice try NSA faggot
>here you go

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If you get a cat or dog you could try to subconsciously mimic the animal to give off a more "human" vibe
Don't get a lizard tho

wow, now you don't sound like a flamboyant homosexual who goes around, telling people how he killed a man. Thx user.

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I hear about idiots like you getting murdered all the time. Often times getting beat to death.

should have just done him in right there
kids get away with shit in court all the time

just leaked 2 photos of this girl

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what happened to him
>inb4 nerve gas

Mustard gas

lol

calling it, this was made by the fbi or something like that.

Worked in a hospital a few years, had about 3 close calls, twice because my retarded supervisor (a nurse) fucked up and once because I had no idea what I was doing and misunderstood some instructions before. I'm too lazy to write up the details, but just keep in mind to look out for yourself in a hospital, they're death traps.

Unplugged my dad.

Paramedic here. Can confirm this

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fuckin fuck

Hi fbi

You’re dumb and now I hope you have the next pornstar twins that come around every decade or so

:)

Heh

...

using the word delete puts abortion into perspective
actual murder
>everything a person has seen, felt, experienced and tought written down, day by day, year by year, word for word
>maybe other people have read it, like it and are looking for the next chapter
>some dude just deletes it cold blooded
>justified or not, its gone
>cant be undone
abortion
>opens a empty document
>only set font type and size
>write nothing
>close it and doesnt save
>no one but you and computer knows
>you can try again later when you have something to write

Sriracha gas

By that logic, it's okay to kill them outside of the womb too.
Even at age 2, what's the loss?

This guy really pissed me off, so I prayed for him to die and a mere five years later he got drunk and died in a car crash.

I've got supernatural powers.

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Did my acquisition of repeating digits activate your almonds?

Nah it was a shit job and basically sucked big fat cock all around. That’s why I got out after my 4 year contract. In the Marine Corps, because they are cheap as fuck, they combine scouts and snipers into my MOS, 0317. So honestly, like 80% of my job was just watching people and gathering info about shit. Only a small part was shooting. Of course the shooting was way more fun.

>mere

k

>Just not by you bcos you are foreveralone

Trip dubs. Nice.

Damn I wanted that mos
I went in as 0311(reserved, or I'd have to wait 3 years for boot)
I knew it wouldn't be all field but still...

i'm betting a FAL that this happened in either southern africa or rhodesia
then again, could be bait

woah..

I started as 0351. Just got lucky (or unlucky probably) that the dudes from STA platoon came around asking if anyone wanted to take the indoc, so I tried out and moved over to STA. A spot just happened to open up at basic course like a couple weeks later. It totally sucked, but shit if I had stayed as a 51 I probably would have got my ass killed in Iraq.

you don’t own your daughters you fucking macho pussy

My gf killed the mistress of her ex bf, with a revolver.

>Writes one paragraph.
>That was shitty
>Delete

Nah, it's fine bro it only took me a few minutes to write.
Fucking retard.

No she didn’t.

I've sold people drugs knowing there was a fair chance of them hurting themselves (xanax, research chems)
a few people I've sold to have ended up in the next life

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Story

Country?

I will cut off every one of your dicks and shove them in your own ass you fucking niggers.

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I once revived someone.

That's nothing. I know a guy who has over 300 confirmed kills. He's on here sometimes.

Unexpected nostalgia

Be careful who you tell this to IRL because guys like me would drag you into an alley and slice your pos throat open and watch you wriggle around and bleed out on the ground.

What the fuck did you just say about me?

Delete yourself

wow

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I was actually going to post "How should I know" for the lulz, but I couldn't think of a job where you kill people and get away with it.

Drug dealer - brilliant !

No, Baltimore

>After this comment he scratched another mark on the tally

I'd say it to your face you pathetic bitch

OJ get off of Yea Forums! Don't you have some memorabilia to recover?

We’ve been over this, orenthal. It isn’t cheating if she’s your ex

this guy gets it

kek

Wow crazy story. Can’t beli that was only last year

No, and probably never, but I have a friend who did it, a lot of times, hes dont feel bad about it, 0 empathy so we are no longer friends, he killed A LOT of people...

as a kid, i went to a church where most of the congregation was older than fuck. i would occasionally have to attend luncheons after sermons with my mom where i would be bored out of mind because people within five decades of my age were few and far between. out of boredom and not knowing that it could do any harm, i switched the labeled artificial and naturally sweetened iced tea pitchers. a geriatric who happened to be diabetic and already on his last limb guzzled the wrong tea for a while, ended up hyperglycemic, and died later on in the hospital.

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>he killed A LOT of people...
How many is a lot? How did he manage to kill a lot of people without getting busted? Gang member, or psychopath?

I killed my imaginary friend. Does that count? :(

lol - what a complete load of bullshit. Maybe civilians who don't know any better will believe you. Fucking poser.

Nice

Speaking of stupid a judgment in civil court isn’t a conviction

I believe the other guy. You sound like a larper

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Betcha I already fucked at least two of them

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lol @ all the newfriends who don't get the joke.

bumping with relevant cap

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Your poor grammar skills make it sound like your car glows in the dark too.

ooh big tough guy. you know i know of a lot of girls who got knocked up at 15, 16, 17. no balls were chopped off.

I live in Canada, 2 guys killed 3 people 2 weeks ago and now there is a manhunt going on that went from B.C. to Northern Manitoba

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>your daughter gets fed ecstasy by some shitbag
>he dicks her down despite her protests

so now your choices are, press charges or she assaults him and ends up in jail. chances are youll never find out. you have no control.

You gotta have a dick and not be a faggot
So, no you didnt

i dont but theres alot of young girls gettin dicked

What unit?

He's life was like a fucking action movie, now he chilled and I tried to tell him that no matter what, its not good to kill people, but he dont think the same way...

Larping faggot

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When I was 16 I lived in PHNX,AZ I got off work at jack in the box and drove my geo prizm home on the way home I hit a guy riding a bike I jetted off home i lived with y grandma when i got home I told her what had happend she told me to move my car in the garage and bust out the window with a hammer and I did after that I walked back to the scene of the crime cops were every were I asked a guy what happend here he told me it was a hit and run and the guy had died but................. get this shit he was an illigal immagrant so the cops did not even care it did not even make the news paper. this was back in 1999.

You never stated the circumstances that brought on murder. What kind of murders was he involved with, and why?

What movie is the gif from? I recognize it that guy, but can't pull the name out of my ass

came looking for this

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Napoleon Dynamite

Why break the window?

Well I havent but I know the sweetest-looking girl who buried a guy with her friends and stabbed him in the neck, he played dead and got out when they left. Two days later when they saw the newspaper and fled but came back to their town after being tired of being on the run, due to changing stories and being underage etc they werent sentenced and she became a teacher because somehow her record ended up clean.

only communists. never peoples.

My grandma told me to there was blood on it and it was crack really bad on the driver side 3 days latter my grand ma had some drive to her house and put a new 1 in she was really solid that night I was scared as all hell I though my life was over but she was calm and cool.

I just didn't asked because I dont wanna know anything about it (lets say for safety), but he once told me a story, he was driving, a truck full of weed (or some drugs) when they heard a girl screaming, they stooped and parked, when they arrived a few guys was trying to rape a girl, so he and his buddy run towards them and kicked them in the face and the killed 2 of them (1 survived) then they called some guys who came and cleaned up the mess, when the police arrived the girl didn't tell anything about the corpses, then the police asked them a few questions but there was no evidence so they let them free...

The 7th should be yourself.

I'll give him that one. Glad he culled a couple of predators

I was the driver
kill 4
my father my mother
my brother and my sister

I was drunk

Now I live in my parents' house and I have everyone's heritage

lmao

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this is a picture of a "celestial burial" a buddhist funerary ceremony where the deceased is cut into pieces to be fed to the wild animals. as the buddhist tradition considers that a dead body is nothing more than an empty shell, it belongs to the natural circle of life and have to be be used to give other living creatures the food they need to live.

You're a good dude user. Nobody gets to pick their parents. Hope you're good.

What happened after that?

>18 years old
>go to rock show downtown to meet friends from high school
>park far from venue to save $$$ on parking
>nigger in the alley with a knife
eitherhediesorido.PSD
>he tries to take money I dont have
>wrestle him
>take his knife and stab him in the throat
walkingtotheshowwithabloodyhand.gif
>never heard from the cops
>feels good to be alive and to kill a crackhead

checked, you fucking psychopathic animal

epic granny

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Do you mean inheritance? How do you feel having killed your family? You don't come across as remorseful.

You've got the Winston Wolf of grandmas

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She has been gone since 2002 I miss her she really saved my ass that night.

bump

Why does he have a boner? Wtf...