This nog has more money than most of us will ever see but I bet he'd trade all of it to not be a manlet

Solar UV rays from the sun is the true enemy of the white race.

Ya what's not to love about being white?
-Allerigic to everything
-Pussy like behavior
-Cant dance
-Shit confidence
-Smaller dicks
-Can never be cool like a black man
-Scrawny and mostly manlets
-Women stolen easily
-No fashion sense
-Cringy beyond belief

Even white people don't wanna be white that's why everyone wants to be black now.

There really is no need for white men on this earth anymore, easily replaced with asians. Keep the niggers for stronger and more gorgeous mixed children.

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Black people get skin cancer, too. You been smoking that viper again, blacky?

White people created modern civilizatization. I'm pretty confident with that.

^^^this this this. How do i upvote here?

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>Most niggers would rather be white. Just ask them. This is a fact, not a joke.
There is nothing that would make me want to be white. I'm very happy with being able to go out in the sun for more than 10 minutes.

Oh piss off. You fuckers lived in poverty like the rest of us for centuries. Then you stole whatever the Chinese and everyone else invented and passed it off as your own.

>White people created modern civilizatization
>except gunpowder
>or irrigation
>or sewage systems
>or ice cream
>or compasses

He would give half of it to be half the comedian Chapelle is.

stand-up is shit tier entertainment at best

No way. He got a femlet wife that would probably have to pay him in case of divorce. Still fuckable if he gets her to RP dress.
Idiot.

Oh fuck I thought it was Kanye. He still wouldn't though.

Then there's that superiority in prisons. You got that,, too. Brag away.

>associates degree
congrats you finished 2 years of community college loser what an achievement

Lol, modern civilization is capitalism, industrialization, scientific method, parliamentary bodies, genetics, atomic theory, electronics, miniturization...etc.

Nigga, you are too stupid to even comprehend the words "modern civilization". You better have a pretty big dick if you're that fucking stupid.

I'd hardly consider capitalism to be something proud of. It is one step above just shooting poor people in the streets.

forgot space travel

still waiting on the homeboys in space redux

I don't think most of us really want to be white bruh
Especially if you are famous

You'd still be living in a feudal economy otherwise.

You better have a big dick, dumbass. Things are not looking good for you.

>You'd still be living in a feudal economy otherwise.
Until the next big epidemic starts. Like, you know, the one in Europe. That killed 75 million people.

Five whites did
The other millions are pest like the rest

Woah woah mine nigga
Don't be so mean

He got learnin herpes? AHAHA

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I forgot modern medicine and vaccines.

Another thing to thank white people for.

Imagine how much we accomplished with our smaller than nigger penii. It defies nigger logic.

modern medicine? you human roaches dumped your shit in the same stream you drank form, and blamed the resulting sicknesses on bad air and evil spirits

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>would trade all his money to change the thing that gained him all that money
You must be retarded. Dude gets more pussy than you, also, despite his "condition".

YEah they should turn it into a movie and have Jordan peele direct it. He’s a millionaire that wants to not be Manlet for love interest so has a brain transplant with the rock to finally be able to get that ass but the rock doesn’t like his new body and wants revenge!

Call it the swap would be sooooooooooooooooooooo funny

Also Danny devito plays the rocks dad and needs the money for a sex change which we will see more of in the swap 2

this is a misconception that is actually killing more blacks than anything. not only do blacks still get skin cancer but they are less likely to detect it early enough to treat because of this very belief.

Yeah but I’d be black because I could dance, be good at sports and be pornstar

His smile and optimism: gone.

That's a pretty decent achievement. Haters gonna hate.

More like a lot more than the negrids. Thanks for peanut butter and stoplights.

>things that don't count for shit

Black people are entertainment for whites. You dance and throw balls for us.

Yet most white people would measure success by how high your income is. And those are some significant wages.

>how high your income is

Uh, we got you beat there too Jamal.

You're right, thanks for depressing me! /s

>stand-up is shit tier entertainment at best
What? Are you retarded?

I'm black and a lot of those bad things pertain to me, except the small penor (6.2")

>sewage systems

One of the earliest known aqueducts built above ground was the aqueduct of Jerwan. ... The city of Rome (Italy) got its first Roman aqueduct in 312 bc: the Aqua Appia. Although aqueducts were not their invention, Romans were very good engineers and brought the design and construction of aqueducts to an all time high

>No fashion sense
H&M? Old Navy? American Eagle? Calvin Klein? Are you retarded, because those are brand names known worldwide?

>superiority in prisons
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prison_gangs_in_the_United_States#Caucasian

What is to brag about?

He's not talking about fashion designers
He's talking about whites in general

In the leaked sony executive emails they described him as someone that would pimp his own mother to get ahead.

>white
>comparably funny to chapelle

He would give it all away to be Doug Stanhope.

>It's going to require a much smaller dick to be funny and white.

I would say this if I were you. You're "clever".

Don't know shit about that but he sometimes seems like a dick or someone who has a Napoleon complex
But who am I to judge

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op is homo

because of DMT