Alright Yea Forums what’s the fattest thing you’ve ever done?

alright Yea Forums what’s the fattest thing you’ve ever done?
>bro comes home drunk
>eats almost an entire pizza and throws two pieces away
>wait until he passes out
>inspect both pieces and them anyway
you haven’t lived until you’ve had pizza covered in coffee grounds and particles of unidentifiable things
>pic somewhat related

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Not ideal, but he wasted perfectly good food. You did the right thing.

Fattest thing I've ever done was eat an entire Little Ceasar's pizza and drank most of a 2 liter in one sitting. Normally don't hog out like that, but was stoned, and it just fucking vanished.

>starving with no food in fridge, guess i'll eat out
>order a dominos pizza for pickup thinking it'll last at least 2 meals
>get it home and start eating 2 slices at a time
>before i realize it i ate the whole thing and my stomach is about to blow
>puke the whole pizza
>hungry again so i go get nachos

I honestly used to get high and eat like until I dropped

Made a grilled cheese sandwich with half a box of totinos pizza rolls on it. Ate it with a side of the other half of the box of pizza rolls.

>Wanted to kill myself cause I'm a fat piece of shit
>Did research and bought rope
>Tied rope behind closet door and used door for leverage
>Before I could pass out, the rope broke the door cause I'm so fat.

I do find this funny due to the irony, though.

If you can't laugh at yourself, right? Hope shit's better now user.

hope ur okay don’t end ur life. If u want to lose weight then you can just diet or something.you’ll be okay it’s good to have humor too. Best wishes user

similar story
>planned on hanging myself
>no rope
>too lazy to go pick some up
>ate tacos and watched jurassic park instead

Haha Everytime I plan on killing myself I get a "last meal" and never end up doing it cause I'm a pussy and just feel fat afterwards. God's got a sick sense of humor.
Yeah, I'm losing weight I think. I go to the gym 5 days a week and at 19 I still have enough of a metabolism to not have to diet like crazy. Don't necessarily have a plan to kill myself but still have the means cause Idk, you never know.

>pizza covered in coffee grounds and particles of unidentifiable things
why? food is currently cheap in practically limitless quantities in the first world
>OP is a victorian street urchin LARPing as an average american

ate 14 cheesburgers at mcdonnalds high as a fucking kite. and im a skinny bastard

smoked some weed and ate seven kid cuisine meals and two cans of ravioli

you know what’s better than cheap food? free food

>be me
>be fat
>drink 18 pints one day
>buy 2 greasy kebabs
>eat them
>taxi home
>order pizzas while on the way home
>get home, forgot I ordered pizza, order another one
>after a while pizza guy comes with 2 family sized frisbees of awesome, extra cheese, extra everything
>eat both at once
>feel super full, kinda feel like dying
>second pizza guy comes with same pizzas
>attempt to eat them
>feel stomach rupture
>well heck
>amberlamps
>emergency surgery to delay onset of rigor mortis
>wake up a day later, feeling hungry
>go home order pizza
good times

You should fight your bro

Two things

>Line cook Mom n’ Pop pizza place
>Pizza was average, subs were amazing
>Owner lets employees eat for free
>”Not after this meal he won’t”
>Get 12” roll
> Lay chicken tenders as bottom layer
>Marinara
>Mozz cheese
>Then cheese sticks, marinara, mozz cheese
>Fries, marinara, mozz cheese
>Toast it
>Devour entire thing

FF about 5 years

>Assistant manager at a chain restaurant
> General manager is legit losing her mind
>Orders double the amount of hamburger patties
>They’re all fresh, not frozen, so we have to love them fast
>Last day they’re good, give everyone double burgers for no extra charge
>Decide I’ll help deplete inventory
>Create quadruple bacon cheese burger
>Eat about half, feel employees judging me, so I box the rest up
>Easily could have eaten whole thing

Move not love, though I did love them lol

you know what's better than free food? food that isn't covered in garbage

hmm can’t argue with that, but beggars can’t be choosers

Ordered Taco Mundo, full cheeserito and a quesedilla, smoked some and then ordered a fish filet menu with chicken nuggets. This was like an hour apart.


I have never felt fatter.

Never felt fatter in my life.