Guys, met this girl who lives in my town on Reddit. We're both married...

you are probably an autist judging by your conversation. if you can avoid getting caught go for it, its super hot

If you’re going to cheat, pay for it, dumbass. Don’t have an affair. What you’re looking for is brief/instant gratification, which you should have gotten from her “very hot” comment already. You know who else who would tell you you’re hot? Hookers and strippers. Take my advice and don’t ruin what you have with sure pussy.

Is that supposed to scare me or something? I can handle that bro.

You couldn't handle squashing a twinkie

Whatever faggot. Have fun destroying your life.

So for a bit of a thrill you would destroy someones life you comitted to. Fuck you, piece of shit.

Don’t do it man. Just trade pics and jerk off to her tits. Still not exactly a morally right thing to do, but it’s better than dicking down a married woman who isn’t your wife.

Not worth it.

Instead ask yourself why you're not happy in your marriage

Not OP. BOTH OF YOU GIRLS SHOULD FUCK OFF BACK TO FACEBOOK

Also, post her tits here.

Do it, faggot. Don't puss out. You'll never not regret passing up free and willing pussy. Never. Sooner than you think, you'll be lying awake next to your cold bitch of a wife who's turned you down for sex for the umpteenth time that month, kicking yourself in the dick for not hitting that side slit when you had the chance.

In the days after you bang her you'll feel guilt. Let it go. Your wife is gonna piss you off with one of her bullshit ways, and you'll just smile and think, fuck am I glad I fucked that other bitch.

You deserve it. You're a married man. It comes with the territory. Don't be a fag.

Also, need nudes of the side piece.

Hey OP, author of the post below. I change my man. Go be a chad and fuck this bitch. Start by asking for feet pics. But before you ask her for feet pics, ask her what size feet she has. God speed, op. Hope you slay this cock sleeve.

I bet you wouldn't have the balls to cheat on your partner.

God damn it not below but above.

Change my mind**

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Dont do it OP. Cheating is never worth it. It is a scumbags way of dealing with an unhappy marriage. You suck. Think of your poor wife who loves you. I want you to imagine the devastation and pain you will cause her. How would you feel if your wife was off chatting to some big dicked nigger for a week and fucking was clearly on the cards? Don't be another scumbag dude the world has enough of those. You are just thinking with your dick. Go jerk off right now, bust your load and release that tension, and then make a rational decition with your brain, not your cock.

do not cheat on your wife with someone who is from the same town, the world is a much smaller place than you'd like to believe

Not the author of that post. But I bet he does. I do it all the time. With hookers and side bitches.

I bet you felch Tyrone's chunky nigchowder out your wife's asshole on the daily. Faggot.

Hahaha assuming that guy has a partner.

She has told me not to ask for nudes. I will be asking for nudes. Just waiting for the right time.

Dis nigga knows wassup. Get that pussy while the getting is good.

keeek
get these girls out of here

Pic related ...I cheated on my ex wife and it’s not worth it. It’s a thrill the first time you get new pussy but after the first time it’s old pussy and you’ll quickly realize that you’ve ruined your marriage. No woman is worth it because all of them are a ball of emotions and even though they promise they can be NSA, 80% of the time it’s BS and they can’t let it go.

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Bitch turns me on

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You can't fuck her even if you wanted to, you ugly piece of trash. You vile - testicle boy. I bet you can't convince her. I am willing to be money. You have no bet. Prove me wrong.

>Protip: you can't.

Why do you want to cheat? Is a fetish thing or do you just not give a fuck about your wife anymore? Divorce her man

if u wonna cheat... u never fuck the side ho's more than once.... u dicklord

I sort of like living a double life and making sure that my spouse is living a lie. Is that bad?

I think it's your wife,fucking with you. Try to get a gracious way out or ask for video.

Then she’s not a side ho then is she?

Just ask your wife how, she is an expert.

>triggered ho is triggered

>Think of your poor wife

I dare say she's the reason he's thinking about cheating in the first place. That will just motivate him to smash

>being this mad over some stranger in Yea Forums
Pathetic

Thought about that. She's not that smart to be honest.

Fucking why though? What's the point? Is it all just some sadistic fantasy game to you?

/thread

Do you live in the States, OP? Because can't women take half of what you own or something if they divorce you?

At least fuck a single woman, not a married one. That way you're only fucking up one marriage

Don't cheat, you dumb nigger.

All you fags have no idea how marriage works.

Don't do it user. Fellow marriedfag. About 2 months ago I had a chance to cheat on my nagging wife. Have a 3 month old baby. I was at the bar for happy hour. Hot girl about my age sits down next to me. End up talking. She's recently separated from her husband (hint: on the rebound and looking for a self esteem boost). Skinny. Blonde hair. Blue eyes. Cute face. Dressed like she wants to fuck

1 beer after work ends up turning into 2 hours of flirting. She grabbed my phone and put her number in it. Told me to call her. I had to leave since it was getting late and wife wondered where I was.

Thought long and hard about taking her up on the offer. Ended up not doing it because I love my kid more than pussy. Never called.

TL;DR make damn sure you want to leave your wife if you're going to cheat.

Hi ProJared

This guys right on. And the fact that she's also married means she's wanting nothing more than what you want.

Just make sure you meet her in a different town so you don't see someone you know. State parks and campgrounds are good places. Take a blanket and you're golden.

Half of your marital assets. So anything earned during marriage.

Enlighten me then faggot, we all have enough of an idea that we can make predictions because we aren't all retarded and autistic

its worse but its different, you will regret it and you will be suspicious of your wife from there on, cause if you can do it, so could she.
You will slowly tear apart your marriage with your guilt and hatred.

Do not fucking do it.
if you're unhappy with your wife go tell her you guys need to talk.

pathethic bitch

If you're going to cheat, you have to do it with a married chick. Single girls are the ones who think you're going to leave your wife and marry them.

OP you're a blue eyed nigger chasing compliments and instant gratification like a fucking Stacy man up and get a fucking divorce and don't be such a degenerate homo I hope you catch the herp and that your wife cheats on you too you disgusting kike

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"Need to talk", LoL.

If this cunt really cheats, I really whish him to get doxxed, getting kicked out by his wife and on the edge of killing himself, regretting everything in his last moment of his miserable life

you be fucked if its your wife on the other end of that message

Bingo. Not to play armchair shrink, but you gotta wonder why this opportunity appeared now. Chance favors the ready. This didn't just happen. And what's the downside? You'll feel a little guilty? So fucking what. Not like you're going out to murder and dismember a chick (are you?) Suck it up and be a man. Don't get stupid, wear a bag, keep it casual, practice good OPSEC like locking your phone or better yet getting a burner the wife doesn't know about, don't get caught. Trust me, any guilt you'll feel will be offset. If you can't divorce but don't feel like lopping your dick off, this is the way to cope.

It's not ideal. It's just a way to get the poison out.

Proud of you user. Kinda feel sorry for your wife though

Found the future nagging bitch wife. Keep it up and your future husband will cheat on you. 100% certain

Sorry that she's turned into a fat bitch and isn't who I married?

>think you're going to leave
Not always and that's besides the fucking point. If it's a recurring thing he's likely going to get caught and so is the woman, then two marriages are fucked instead of one. They may have already been, but there's a shitty way to go about ending it

I hope her husband kills you, your wife kills the bitch and both spurned parties fuck on your corpses.

Or she finds out and you must pay a lot in divorce fees and alimony.
You cunt

A ho is fucking his wife? I bet he doesn't even know.

OP here.

That was a joke. ;)

>what's your height

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>No woman is worth it because all of them are a ball of emotions
Pretty much this. If your wife still puts out a reasonable amount, settle for her pussy and her particular brand of emotional problems. Adding more women to the mix is fucking retarded unless necessary. If your wife no longer meets your sexual needs, try to fix that. If it fails, then cheat, but only in a way that provides sex... none of this back-and-forth text bullshit, developing relationships, or fucking more than a couple times. That will just end in your wife finding out, or you losing interest in your wife.

This

Don't do it. Try being a decent man instead.

>tfw only 5'1"

Double doubles speak the truth. Married bitches are the best. Gotta have skin in the game. When both parties got shit to lose, there's trust. It's like fucking your wife's sister.

I've seen affairs lasting years. Just don't fuck up and try to turn it into your primary relationship.

This.

dont cheat on your wife, asshole

>I'm not fat, am I?
>giggles
>I'm not posing
>blushing
>oh, why thank you!
>emojis
OP your problem is that you're a fucking bitch

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How is middle school?

Based and logospilled

What a waste of trips on that story of unbridled faggotry. The love of your kid is WHY you should've done it. Unless you think your seething hatred for that postpartum nag of a wife of yours is healthy for anyone, including your kid. It's fucking, not rocket surgery. You could've made a memory for a lifetime.

Fuck her, kill her, cook her and don't forget the pics you piece of shit.

What trips, faggot?

Which one is the woman? I legitimately cannot tell

OPs got bitches to choose from while this fag is posting memes

>Guys, met this girl who lives in my town on Reddit.
Be careful user. I did that a month ago. Drove up to Marietta and saw her at a park. Jesus this girl had a body like a garbage bag full of pudding. Weird as fuck too. Then expected me to pay $20 for her nudes. Went home and had an angry wank

I thought we were out of bracelets yet here you are, thank god summer's almost over. Better luck next year, son

Agree with this. You'll regret not plowing that ho forever.

>Being so butt blasted that another user turned down pussy when you're a virgin that you can't properly recognize gets

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>can't recognize OP is clearly desperate for attention grasping at straws
found the virgin

Can not confirm.
I have cheated on my wife countless times. She never found out or doesn't want to realize it, I honestly don't really care which it is.
And even if she finds out I'm pretty sure I can guilt trip her into forgiving me and trying harder herself so I'm not really worried about that.

Bingo. Pick up a hobby that gets you out the house but wife absolutely hates. Tell her you got a 2nd phone issued at work (easier if officefag) and it's locked because securitay. Float a story about after hours work or new boss to have another reason to be out. Buy couple of new shirts and keep at the office so wife don't know, wear them when meeting side bitch - they LOVE to get their perfume on you knowing you'll be heading home after. Nope that shit and change on the way. Buy 2nd bottle of your regular cologne, keep in the car, use it after. Smoke a cigarette to mask all smells. Best if side bitch doesn't know your real name.

Enjoy.

Hey can I have her number? My wife lets me fuck other chicks.

There is a simple solution. If you are happily married and dont want to leave your wife, then dont fuck this broad.

On the other hand if you aren't happy in your marrige, tell your wife your done. Then go fuck the broad and many more. Problem solved, this should be a revelation for you op. You are thinking of cheating on your wife, do you really want to be with her for anything other than the emotional support and comforts of life she provides? Because thats not what a relationship is, that's selfish. Fuck the bitch or don't, I think this is a big turning point in your life. Figure it out.

just stop dude the screencaps alone are killing me you're so thirsty I'd be ashamed to share this shit in an anime rape dungeon turbo cringe tier you effeminate loser
you're not some Chad out slaying no matter what you tell yourself, you a thirsty little bitch treating your wife badly because you can't motivate your marriage to be what you hoped for
Fucking pathetic bitch also admitted she had a kid how fucking low can you get. Do yourself and your low standards wife the greatest favor and fucking kys

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That's a lot of work just for some pussy

Overweight fat bitch using small rabbit filter, fuck off normie

typical beta chat, shows picture of yourself then going "ooh im fat, ooh im ugly, sorry for being ugly bohoo"

like wtf?

>he thinks that was trips
laughing_thots.jaypeg

you text like a faggot

>trips
found the newfag also underage and b&

No you fucking can't nigger. Marriage is a daily contest of wills and a test of personal limits. Go read something. Studies show arranged marriages last longer than love unions. Love fades. Then you're left with resentment and regret, but at that point kids/mortgages/jobs/etc so you're stuck.

What's better, leaving your kids to be raised into a bunch of cucks by single mommy and her new friend Deshawn OR maintain your responsibilities to your family while occasionally getting your dick sucked by willing partners who may not happen to be your wife?

If you think about it, you OWE it to your wife. Keep family together. Don't be another statistic. There's no stats for "marriage kept intact by hubby dicking down his coworker" though.

Stop being a fag and slay that slit.

>oh lol
>emojis
>haha
>am I fat?
might not be overweight but sure is a fat fucking thirsty faggot kys

Found the cunt lurker

This over9000

>"Have sex with someone who lives in the same town as you, and is also married, so if the person you are having sex with gets caught, you will also be caught."
What were you thinking when you typed this out? If the wife isn't a dumb bitch she'll figure it out. If the wife is a dumb bitch then chances are your side whore will be caught

>slay that slit
you keep saying that like it means something yet you have nothing to show for as far as being a man goes kys

he WAS decent, he married her ass. The conditions have now changed. Clearly he's not just randomly walking onto this other pussy out of nowhere.

You should lift b/ro

women are much better liars and cheat much more often than men

of dude can keep his shit straight theyll be ok

Like your dick, short and pointless. Fucking summer in here or what. Fuck off to 9gag faggot

This is soo cringy dude, learn to not sound like a little kid.

Be faithful to your fucking wife, you retard

>on reddit
you have to go back

who wants her username

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...

She seems to like it faggot

virgin incel detected. plenty of situations where you can't just up and leave, or don't want to, but the intimacy is gone. What's a man to do, jerk it till he dies? Fuck that.

Did you read OP's texts?
>This was Friday. Not that you can tell if I'm a fat pig or not
>And I'm squinting because of the sun, not going for a look or anything
And then:
>Do you have any interest in women?
>I'm getting nosy now haha
>OH (Surprised Face)
I don't think OP will be able to hold his shit together.

God fucking dammit it was in a trap thread kek

Someone is making fun of OP....

nah. it's really not. And you do it for your marriage, dammit. Only irresponsible faggots let their wife find out. How cruel can you be? Trust me, she doesn't want to know.

Y'all are saying this but she's ready to meet and fuck so yeah have fun on b!

I think the problem isn't your fat wife, failed marriage or whether to cheat or not. I think it's pretty clear to anyone who isn't beta or gamma what the actual problem is. Shape up homo pride month is over.
Also, any of you serial cheaters out there lead genuinely happy lives?
Goddamn homos

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his wife
most likely

I was thinking of all the dicks your bitch was sucking every time she's been out on "girls night" or whenever she mentioned "just having fun that summer down the shore".

Cheating takes balls. All the moralfags can eat a dick.

>can't
what's fucking stopping you, cuck?

the fuck you even saying? get the dicks out your hands before you type again nigger faggot

>Never cheated before and I'm fucking nervous as hell about it.
GuYs HelP mE i wAnNA cHeAt HelP bUt i'M t00 aUtIStiC pl0x
Genuinely kill yourself if you're actually trying to cheat on your wife. I hope she finds out and cuts your balls off you complete mental retard

go ask for advice on reddit, fag

ever hear of responsibility for your kids and family or do you just nope the fuck out every time you feel like it?

a cuck is you

buttblasted for being called out on being a coward little bitch, most likely runs in the family. Your old man was an effeminate jew too?

I'm gonna jerk it until I die, fuck it. I'm happier that way.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

remember the golden rule of cheating; Cheat up not down.

Show us pics of your wife and this new chick and we can see if this is a up move vs lateral/down

>you can't just up and leave, or don't want to
That's called being a bitch to your circumstances

This. Post pics now or it didn't happen

Simply put, go for it. Life is too short for these opportunities to be missed. I do however strongly recommend the following rules based on my experiences with extra marital sex over 15 years.

Rule 1
Make sure she's not crazy. There's a lot of women who are suffering from jealousy, frustration with hubby not doing what she wants, career disappointment, hormonal changes and boredom. All of these make her more likely to be dtf but also harder to manage.

Rule 2
Equal losses. If she's got a lifestyle that's at risk just like yours is then she's going to be as careful as you are.

Rule 3
Never message or play when at home with wifey around.

Rule 4
Set up separate WhatsApp or other accounts and log out every time. Only log in at arranged times. Use private browsing for email and never leave a screen open and unattended, not even for a moment. Log out. Close private browser. Get a burner phone

Rule 5
Flatter and work on your seduction game. Be shameless and chase that pussy like it's the last you'll ever get. Let her know how gorgeous you find her and how much you want her.

Rule 6
Never be seen in public together within 300 miles of your home town or at major airports anywhere.

Rule 7
Never visit one another's houses. Use cash motels. Keeping secrets is paramount. So don't spend on credit cards. Get a cash income by extra work or sell some useless shit that won't be missed.

Rule 8
Be prepared to lose your sanity, or get caught, or deal with emotional baggage from both wife and side chick. It can get crazy but if managed (yes managed, meaning not random) it can be pretty good.

>being on being for being
illiterate rapefugee detected. you have to go back camel rapist

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hey, it's a choice. Not everyone's choice.

its your wife probably

nigger reading comprehension again. hey nigtard, you ever read past the first comma or nah? I said "can't or don't want to". Wanting to means choice you literal cockgargling imbecile

Yes he does lol. Fucking sophomore HS game

>can't argue with logic, attacks wording instead
You fucking lost you pathetic kike tell us more about the balls it takes to be a sneaky little jew unable to deal with truth

Meaning you're a lazy little bitch

This user is correct

Don't mention reading comprehension, without reading the post where he literally quoted you, nigger.
Being a bitch to circumstances whether you claim to have no power over them, or having no will to rule over them makes you a bitch either way

You dont love your wife if you're going to cheat on her fag.

Don't pretend like he isn't right, user

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Holy shit this actually works

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Don't. Get a divorce or work out the problems in your marriage. Loyalty is everything, even just for your sake. Don't do that to your wife, yourself, or anyone else.

Dubs confirms this pasta still isn't stale

lol, go be a brain dead fucking retard somewhere else you window licking, mouth breathing, neck bearded, crayon eating, faggot.

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Nothing worth doing is easy, user.

Don't even bother, you can't talk sense to a bunch of antisocs

the first bit of actual advice on this thread

nobody cares you miserable boomer samefag

This whole thread is tldr but I will say this I'm happily married and I still cheat on my wife you can not tie ANY emotions to the side piece, don't split your love with more then 1 bitch and make sure you show your wife lots of love or what ever you do right now. First time new bitch talks bad about your wifey or compairs herself to her or says she can treat you better cut her off. You don't have to hate your wife to want to feel desired

beta detected

Never worth it. Unless you're really unhappy or she's really hot.

We're this deep in to this and you don't even have a picture of this bitch? I know you probably don't have the game to get nudes, but seriously, not one fucking pic and you're on here asking about cheating? Are you a married virgin?

Bullshit. Always worth it. Sex with your wife eventually gets boring as fuck. Fuck the new bitch and you will have something to think about when you're fucking your wife.

/thread

if you weren't a virgin you'd know that all pussy becomes old pussy and there's no merit in sneaking into some other man's whole like a jew

sex is overrated, not worth destroying a real relationship and trust over, Good luck being a lonely sad piece of shit for the rest of your life.

Good on you OP

I’ve been cheating on my gf with countless e girls and I’ve had sex twice (with the same girl) outside of my relationship. Be very fucking careful, give them a fake name, fake hobbies, fake back story and fake age. Be an entirely different person. The world is a much smaller place than you think, have the smallest social media presence as possible

All these upstanding sacks of shits i dare call my fellow humans are painting a very nihilistic light on today's worlds. Fuck you all , drink bleach and stop being infidelity losers.