New ylyl thread because the last one was breddy güd
New ylyl thread because the last one was breddy güd
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you forgot the picture
Congratulations, now you have to kill yourself
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Helo I name is Juan me new here.
Ajajajajja yuor history its is to moch funy señor, Juan like it.
Juan hope yu are not mind Juan copy-pest it in other thred??
Saludos señor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lost
Heisenberg...
could be a crackhead that got onto the wrong stuff
Lost
You have to admit that chinoans' propaganda is brilliant.
>mister criminaru, oh, hory shet, yu hab hostage? yu tink me care? rook *bang bang* me kirred hostage first, now yu surrenderu
Proving criminals that human life whatsoever is meaningless, starting with the very same hostages they try to use as human shields.
Just brilliant.
WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB
based
cute
lost
Banff/Canmore?
MY SIDES XD
gebuz christ that was a disappointment of a story
don't read folks, just a bore
That is an ancient copy pasta, you just played yourself newfag.
so...pasta or antipasti, it's still:
gebuz christ that was a disappointment of a story
don't read folks, just a bore
you're new even for summer, got it
...
yes.
clap yourself on the back, you need it. it was a big moment for you. changing the world and all that. making a difference.
peace out
Sorry I snapped at you. Things have been kind of rough for me at home. Didn’t mean to take it out on another channer