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I made the choice to make Jesus black in my heart, does that count for anything? Imagine being all alone because you're not black or white haha

When you made Jesus black in your heart did it also turn your heart black?

No I don't know when that happened.

same

TARDBABBLE

MORONS

fucking LOOO OOAOAO OAOAOHAHAHAHAOAOAOO O OOL

sexy moronic tardbabble

h8r slowly coming around.... next new mankgoer, my bet... mm... yeep.... :beer:

monkey man ur hilariouse style is simply unmatched...........
its u rite?
monkey mankey?
goochey goochey goo?

be the envy of your contemporaries with this high quality wallpaper

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he used to be just a man, but then he swung on some monkey bars, and thats how he became monkey

shot some nostalgia right up my veins and now i can't decide if i'm happy or sad.

find some monkeys bars and let the nostalgia fill your loins instead

thanks for joining us tonight bill

i feel as if my contemporaries would look at me with disgust and anguish
then again, I have no contemporaries

k

for me, it's the funny monky thread.

the monkey is so le funny, i mean look at his face

for me? gotta be Soda the Introducing Monkey

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For me? It's amantadine poisoning

think ur the hot shit on the blocc 'cord channels named after ur lame lil experminet here. not inpressed "KULT". not emprest one bit : ] drawin board sucka :))) bac 2 it

*throws a molotov into the crowd*

saying the actual name of the drug, bro––––– cause i have been in this schiz-force hell-scape for a while now, and seen it a lot––– is same level of cringe 2 me as like... things that NORMYS do to show off... same NEUROTIC MECHANISM different LEVELS. u a DRUGGED UP fuckin REJECT ???? actual name of molecule on pill bottle is like, the kewlest thing u cood share. WACK niggas no one cAAAAAres shut UU uu UU u U P

remember mister monkey maker man? haha what a character i wonder if he's still alive

pringles announces "hand stuck inna can" hotline

probably not though

monkey man dude. i get it. now you are doing a thing where you ignore me directly yet still frequent the thread with your trademark humour, knowing that the mere UNCERTAINTY of whether or not it is you would drive me bananas. and probably another layer too since you figured i would catch onto that part. but bro––– i dont want to solve mind-puzzles bro. i cant do another mind puzzle bro and we got two weeks til monkeys big birth day and i just––– i need to see u be a parta it bro......... pls bro........

Velcro Spectacles, no more will your spectacles fall off into your soup while listening to heavy metal

yall think sodas still on his mind as we enter the september first paradigm again, bros? . . .

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top10 gottabe........

Does the originator not play here any more?

UH––––– ~front desk gettingn papers in order armed moker guards attempting to look busy~

WAIT WHY
~phone rings~
FUCK WAIT WHY

ARE YOU NEW WHEND YOU GET HERE DONT TRUST ANY ANSWERS TIL I GET BACK TO YOU

hehe. . . LOL

but seriously folks who keeps spawning the monkeys we said its over bro lolol fuck you doing

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It's out of your control now

monkeys dead FUCK monkey *posts monkey while no-ones looking*

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there is monkey thread in space??

AH*((H* %H*((H*%@ H(*@%(*H*(@%H*(@% *H(@% H*(H*(@% H*(@% H*(H*(%@ H*(%@ H*(H@*(% OMG... OMG MATCHING TONES... POSSIBLE TONAL MATCH FOR MISTER MONKEY MAN BASED ON SCARCE REFERENCES OMG BRO........ LOL BRO RIGHT NOW... WITH THAT BRO... FUCKING LOL BRO

DSFARGEG LOLE LOLE LOLE LOLE!!!!

This is your monkeys's home page. A tabula rasa! Completely unspoiled! Deeply inhale the crisp, clean air, hold it, and then...

I'VE HAD MORE DRUGS THAN ANYONE ELSE that makes me the coolest

i even whistled a little tune for you

all i want in life is to analyse this monkey

it will take an entire lifetime

well that's just about how much time i have on this earth

same

yy yy E e E. e e. E. E Ee pp

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

it was a reference the tv show House MD

I got it

gsgse3egsg & such..

seg g'seg geg

grig'segus

segmentation fault

stop being a helpless little shit and take responsibility of your own life

who are you quoting?
protip: it's my dad

MOUQER MAINE???

Recently visited Maine, it was weird how there weren't beaches and the land just ended in cliffs at the ocean

greggs sossij roll pls

how about a sausage roll

no it has to be SOSSIJ

if thou insisteth

Manganese Sausage

makwakawakawr

It's a spicy molecule

molecular monkaka's spicy sausage dome

kombucha paraguay onset syndremic

monkey man you said you never fucking went there before.b×tch was it urnfirst time b×tch I saw those cliffs too b×tch fuck yOoOOVO OO O O U

zzzggtt, zrrgggrt, pzzzdjjzz, grrrrglennt....

saw the clifs too b×tch I got photospheres of them b×rch ther was sand too where I went b×tch found sand b×tch :] not u :) #kennebunkported

bro is joke bro pls
pls bro I censored the b-word to indicate whimsy & playful spirit bro...

cAm the fAck bAAAAAck

Monkey man was found despondent on the side of a cliff in Maine in this morning. Coroner's are still working to determine the cause of death

Coroner is are

l AOoo AOo OAoAO oA OoA L

and––––––– and if hes dead you dont necessarily know if he's despondent or not kjussayin sry

CORONERS ARE PIECING TOGETHER THE VICTIM'S PROBABLE MINDSTATE MERE MOMENTS BEFORE HE DIED. THEIR TENTATIVE CONCLUSION? DESPONDENT.

oh he's fuckin' despondent

pokes monkey man with a stick

i dont think that mank manx wut u think it manx

*releases gas*

monkey man is dead. what the hell else is new??

fuck him, throw his corpse in the trash and let's all move on

ok big reveal i also thought blimp was a shit meme at first.

m'qoqeroq ... late nite m'kankerankin.... rank my m'kankerank. croak my m'kokeroke ... karaoke night monkey. droop drool dribble back seat of open mic karaoke nite , every other patron at one point or another whispered to their cohorts, of either the skin-crawling stench or overly dopey appearance of the subdued shit - flinger. but then, and now, introducing to the stage, that one total fuckin weirdo that you've all been waiting for, m'kankerank himself. and in a true susan-boyle moment, belts out an incredible rendition of whichever song you think would redeem this shitpile of a post most. belts it out like there's no tomorrow. and everyone was proved wrong. ashamed beyond the sheath that any unassuming countenance could afford them. played for fools, judging the dribble drool bit of spittle on m'kankeranks beardfur...

post some blimps then

i don't have any

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my point was just that the kind of bottom of the barrel memes monkey man pulls out of his ass just never appealed that much to me and why i always dismissed monkey threads for a long time.

so you still think it's shit huh

no because it's always used on the old s4s collages so it gives me nostalgia for old times so now i'm neutral towards it.

that's called conditioning
repetition conditions the mind
use this simple concept to wreak havoc upon the human race

but that wasn't conditioning due to repetition it was due to association

that's not what your mom told me

hop into the chunk trunk theres plenty o room

spit spitoonz

*hops in*

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how does he keep his trim so sharp and handsome

the executive look

it's just a part of nature's bounty

Hare spray.

*dies*

L O L + R O F L

*swoops majestically*

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Oh my god how embarassing

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LOL more like minus the yellow for BLUE (the better color than green)

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How are we doing this evening Mr. Bond

ughh... hows that gonna happen?

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you guys fuckin' or what

AHAHAHAHA HAHA HAHAH JAH A AHA AH AHAUAHAHA AHAHA WHAHA

sAy sAmpthAAAOAOAOAUGHnghe

bleh

Detective show where one of characters is a psychic - CRAP. No detection, just "hey this ghost told me this guy is the killer"

the new mank movie will be filmed in front of a live studio audience

a big step up from its predecessor which was filmed behind a live studio audience

John Mank 2: Crank That Mank

halt this is the monkey police you are all under arrest

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Monkey police. Can you even imagine the absurdity?

BwAOAOOAOAAHAHUAUAUAAIAUGJFHEHEHAYYAUAEOEUHGHEHEHAHHAHA

has anyone here got a tin opener i can borrow

post your adress i'll come over with mine

dont be cheeky now giz your tin opener right now

'sn×gga sed "TIN OPENER"....
LOO O OOO OOO O OO OO OL

i assumed it means can opener

i also made that assumption

yea. yea I know. just SHITTING on cloud-land trash-world as always...

man terrorises families by opening their tins at night

i have a can opener but most cans comes with an opener on the lid
i think that's a nice direction society has taken

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tfw when the ring pull comes off before it's opened properly

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my monkey keeps stacking cans does he have autism

you mean tins?

they're gonna find whats left of you in a soupcan

thta's the worse lol
GS always cut he fingre wen ths happen

i have to be honest with the thread bro it's not really funny when you talk about your own namefig in third person. felt like it had to be said.

i mean it's not the first time i have seen it and if nobody ever pointed it out it could go on forever. . .

AWKWARD

like ripping a band-aid

what wait whats going on

Yuji Sakai is insulted

check out www.cringe.com youre on the front page

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MANK is programmed to receive...

uhm homie it wasn't me dude I don't even type the word that is my supposed name i censor it :) sucks

wack boomer go polish your bike boomer your new schtick is more played out than the old one. 'ckin moron

sucka******

surely this has to be a skit

well do u know of the "EDDY" phenomenon cause it sorta informs this whole subplot....

i wrote it last night, do you like it
i thought it would be funny if a character acted that way

no i think the sparkles character is too self centered.

wack a monkey $2

Everyone's a critic

fucking dumb ass character just PISSES me right the heck OFF. you think i was MAYBE jus MAYBE replying to dumb heck NAMEFIG that mentions his own namefig in half his posts and not u u u who don't even have a namefig. i swear whoever manages to pull your head out of your own ass will be crowned king arthur.

I accept thees Challange.

wh——WAT? u wernt talcum bout me??? k psh fine but don't act like I was s'posta know bro I still don't even really know what u mean plus u copyen my manersems tbh...

..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................you weren't supposed to know?

don't FUCKING hijack my correspondence u hear me

how'd you like that twist

epic triples

Your fortune: Outlook good

monkey really jumped the shark on that one.

yea ur like "uhm GEE MAYBE I was talking about a DIFFERENT NAMEFIG, Y'EVER CONSIDER THAT? B'DOOORP"
idk
IDK
I cannot solve this conflict on mobile. It is too far gone. I need one of those old fangled desk top machines

bitch i'll slap you. there was not even the slighest most minor indication i was in any way talking about you.

slap a bitchmonkey $2

it's hard to believe someone can be that obtuse, i know

yeh? uh, oh––––––––––oh.
oh i thought this was the other thread hopefully you see where i was coming from, given this mix-up :]
dang new fangled phones make it hard to keep track, h'heh heh.... :beer:

apology accepted :)

dint fucking apologize take it bacmn

too late i already accepted your apology.

"dear journal today i had a falling out with an acquaintance but i manned up and apologized and now i feel better about it"

*makes a charcoal sketch of a fully nude Windsor next to this entry*

subset the joumal subplot immedi-fucking-ate-fucking-ly thank u

what's in it for me

LIMITED TIME OFFER - MONKEY LANYARDS

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MONKEY BRANDED CORKBOARDS

SIGN ME UP

dropping a shipment of monkey arm rests september 1st sign up or miss out

Monkey arms for all

OOOO LORD IM CREASIN OOOOOOHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW MUCH DAMIT

Bitch we be that shit that's right
Light a flare put your thumbs in the air high five
I came for the stash box gimme that
I been waitin' for this all my life
3 AM and I'm still not right
Still awake still away from fading
Crazy, Psilocybin, why the ride so hazy
Dribble this spit till the street gets wavy

$2 bargain bin monkey merch

Chrome dome crunchers munching on nunchuks

hey mom i found these nunchuks in the bargain bin can i get em

denied my nunchuks once again

If gun's are banned people just use nunchuks to shoot up a school, the problem is schools

The problem is schools. I've been saying this for years.

>000
>le tripsies

nice

if you are pro school regulations you are a communist
the school doesn't pull the trigger

prove it

so........... guys........... donut peaches are the new craze

they're fucking flying off the shelves like hockey puckz

"dear journal today was a quiet day in monkey. someone made an oc i didn't care much for but i handled it well. i hope windsor and/or monkey man comes back soon

I can't even imagine such a thing

ban assault schools

no

goodbye monkey