How many girls do you know fucked their dog?

how many girls do you know fucked their dog?

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Shut up

2 for sure and one maybe

story?

One that sucked one off but I dont know enough to tell a story.

2. Saw a video of one doing it in high school more than a decade ago

probably the same as how many men have fucked their dogs.

Ex gf surprised me with it after sex one evening. Just called the dog in and took it. Seemed like she was a pro at it from where I was sat and I had no idea what she was going to do at first. She runs a dog walking thing nowadays. Pic related is her

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She was 16 when I saw her do it she like 22 now and 22 in the pics

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where are they?

>things that never happend

2 that I can be certain of and 3 that I suspect. It isn't exxactly a question you just unless you know for 100%.

Ehhh yeah. But they're out there.

every time i see a girl talking about dogs or walking them i have it in the back of my head that they fuck them now im starting to consider it more and more

If she takes dog dick, I can't imagine it takes too much convincing to get her to do freaky shit.

Is pic related OP?

Fucked her dog? No...but i heard she gets her dog to eat her out all the time

I knew a girl who used to fuck her dog and then progressed to fucking her horse

She’s really dirty but at the time she was inexperienced and hadn’t been with a dirty guy before me so I got her to do all sorts. Used to say the cutest things when she was taking my dick in her pussy at first and she would say innocent stuff when I was fucking her arse. She was shocked the first time she came analy said “omg I’m actually cumming” was pretty funny gaped her after aswell. She was a good girl

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3 licked by for sure. 1 i assume has been fucked but wont tell me

Know one girl that had a conversation where she brought up how big her Great Dane’s dick was and how it was bigger than most of her exes. Was kind of weird but kind of hot.

Bailey drunkenly told me she blew her dog once

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pics?

My sister used to fuck our Labrador

I know enough that would fuck a dog over you user

story?

this is Yea Forums.. Yea Forums you know, Yea Forums is short for larp.

erotic fiction, the blog.

>Family wants to go out to dinner
>Sister stays home because she's "sick"
>We leave Olive Garden early because I actually do get sick and am throwing up.
>Come home to sister on her back spread eagle with the dog plunging his dick into her howling.
>Parents get rid of dog. I think they actually put him down.
>Parents ground her.
>I tell everyone at school, her bf breaks up with her, she looses friends, doesn't make sports teams, etc.

I loved that she ruined her life just to fuck the dog

top kek, i wish its real

When I was younger my neighbor and i used to fuck around all the time. One day we were just hanging out and she started rubbing her dogs dick out of nowhere. never saw or heard of her ever doing anything more but i was fucking diamonds when she did it.

>no dinosaur waling
I am dissapoint

I heard lots of teenage girls masturbate their animals mainly dogs , not sure if it’s true? .

test

Had 2 different experiences, both with ex gfs that had male dogs. Id convince each respective ex to get on top and fuck. I'd "accidentally" leave door open and whistle for their dog. Dog jumps on bed while I'm pumping my cock in the ex. Dog would start nosing around and I'd hold ex down and spread her cheeks. There would be a brief protest from the ex but would quickly stop once she experiences the pleasure of having a cock fuck her deeply while a massive tongue lapped at her cunt and asshole. The ex would cum hard, I'd fill her up, then pull out so the dog could clean us both up. Both sexes would talk or mention it again.

Only happens once with each ex.


Part of me would like to think that they secretly became addicted to having their cunts tongued by their pooches after we broke up.

trips of truth.
Is your family sure the dog didn't raep her?

She seemed to be enjoying herself. so no

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doesn't count as sex with dog

Yea Forumsro

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bump because bestiality is the common sense superior lifestyle for 2019. No alimony, NO FUCKING KIDS, and best of all, so much fucking pussy, every day. Wow. My life is perfect with dogs and a house. I guess it's the same for women, who don't have to deal with cheating faggot men or pregnancy.

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>>I tell everyone at school, her bf breaks up with her, she looses friends, doesn't make sports teams, etc
Seems more like you ruined her life

we need green texts

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why would you betray your own sister like that, you fucking idiot. she didn't ruin her life, but you fucking idiot.

Yeah, that sounds like a total dick move.

um you actually ruined her life, not the dog. What happened to the dog? Euthanized?

What a piece of utter shit

i may get a dog to lick my tip

best breed?

Generally hunger driven dogs are more sexual. Labs, golden retriever, dalmation, etc.

If you live in a public area, get a dog with a lot of fur to cover the enlarged pussy if you decide to pound furry cunt. Australian shepherd, german shepherd, and other breeds like that are very sexual.

And most of all, do not tell anyone, do not have sex loudly in a shitty apartment. Your dog may be murdered by the normies through euthanasia if you are discovered.

Get a country house and a few females, and have sex all day. My sunday is basically drugs, music, and pussy, all day. with breaks in between.

Wtf backstory on this?

America

Buddy thought his x was cheating, went through her computer, found vids she took of her dog licking her pussy. Immediately dumped her.

okay so you ruined your sisters life, ruined your relationship with your sister, got your dog killed and didnt even see the potential fap material for years

never be in-charge of anything plz 300% failure rate

what a loser lmao his loss

Just fucking kill yourself.

Nah I wasn't the one who fucked my pet and got him put down.

longisland.news12.com/story/38251312/police-make-2nd-arrest-after-bus-stop-sex-video

Because its her fault my dog got put down

Its her fault the dog got put down. I wasn't going to just let that slide

probably a lot OP imagine being the horniest age of your life at like 14-15 and your home alone for a few hours and your dog comes in with a fat girthy pink 7 inch cock swaying back and forth with big furry balls slapping between his legs and it jumps up on your bed, cock swinging back and forth right in front of you licking your face wanting to play.

Literally no way they wouldn't at least try to touch it or stare at it, it bigger than pretty much most of the cocks she'd see at school anyway

Wish I could've seen it first. She was hot.

I didn't get my dog killed, she did because the dog was fucking her

go fuck yourself

Dog didnt do anything wrong either no one did anything wrong in that situation lmao youre retarded and ruined multiple lives

I strongly suspect one girl, but no real evidence.

not him but i agree kill yourself. You are a worthless human being. The dog is likely dead.

ew you sound like a shitty brother to have. What amonster

Wish I could live like you user. I'd like to get a dog one day and get some dog pussy myself. But I might have a relationship by then. I can not see a way to tell her. But if I can't ever fuck a dog I'm gonna haunt this world for ever. I've been into beastiality as about as long as I can remember. I never got further than fingerling and/or making a dog cum. Which was very, very hot. It was the dog of my, then, neighbors. We never had dogs because of the allergies of my mother

Yeah it's awesome, but be fucking careful or shitstains like this:

will do all they can to kill your lifelong partner.

But I actually want short hairs because I like the look more(?) She won't have a fat pussy outside of heat, right?

If you are dating a woman it is not worth the risk.

I strongly suggest just sticking to human women if you're not committed 100% to the animal. A dog is a lifelong partner.

> be me in 1995
> computer fixing side-job
> called out to the sticks
> client is late-20s chub homely woman
> two big male dogs
> computer has virii (over slow dial-up no less)
> cleaning up, beast porn scattered around comp
> usenet client, beast group subscriptions
> emails to/from other dog lovers
> didn't even need to ask if it belonged there
> finish removing malware
> "probably came from usenet d/l or sites"
> "ok, thanks"
> no sense of self-consciousness at all
> I'm too surprised to find a way to let her know I want in
> get paid, go on my way
> no futher contact

Listened through the bedroom wall to my 14 year old step sister being pounded in to the ground by our neapolitan mastiff, she thought she was home alone.

Caught her again a couple of months later coaxing him upstairs by opening her ass in front of him, I came through the door, she dropped her dressing gown back over her ass, I pretended I hadn't seen the obvious. Then she proceeded to claim she'd found him upstairs, so was putting him back downstairs.

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Yeah her pussy will be noticeable, but most people don't really bother to look or instantly think "that bitch's hot cunt is drinking her owner's sperm"

If you have a country house, just install a fence maybe. Get multiple females and have them interact with one another. Don't bother going to the dog park. Normies and kids there anyway.

I very very strongly recommend more than one female for balance. Multiple females to one male is the natural order. With one female, you will not get enough sex, and she won't be as socially apt around other dogs without her own packmates to be friends with.

Each female dog wants to have sex maybe once every 2-3 days. Jealousy with more females makes it more often. And then you have more to choose from.

I buy meat for my bitches and it costs around $120-$150 a month to keep 4. I'm always looking for meat sales constantly and buy in bulk. Also I use lots of egg, beet, random veggies. That cost is just an entry point. It depends on your area, and the cost of meat in your area. Avoid kibble. Kibble is abuse.

I've played with a lot of dogs in my lifetime. Almost every one I could get private with. I love animals and everybody knows that. What they don't know is that I('d) love fucking them. How can I have both a family/relationship and fuck animals. I'm also very into horses, sheep, goats and deer. Sometimes I wish I could be regular

No, your parents killed your dog because they must be as stupid as you are, your sister used an innocent animals and your parents decided to kill such animal , it’s your parents you should be angry at

Tell her that you know, the look on her face would be priceless

How do they indicate they do (and don't) want to be bred?

It's very simple. The main two rules are don't have sex with an animal that doesn't belong to you, and don't tell anyone, no matter what. Even if they are dropping obvious hints.

You may get lucky and find a woman into it, but honestly if you want a real full relationship, you will have to choose between one or the other. Animals are lifelong. 15 years is a long time.

I mean, maybe you'll have some luck with country girls, but don't act like a creep or be weird about it.

To me, it doesn't seem like you are 100% into beast. I suggest sticking with human women if that's your interest already.

This is some serious insider knowledge. I'd like three females then. But I think only one would be the most likely. I can already pretty much see how my life is gonna be. I'm in my early twenties now but eventually gonna be in an apartment on my own again. That would be prime time to get a dog. If I meet someone we'll eventually gonna live together (how am I every gonna get dog puss then I wonder) I want three to four children. No time to be fucking dog's. And maybe in my old days I'd get a dog again for fucking if my love would let me. I feel 90% committed to fucking a dog and 100% to owning a dog

I've been that way for literally years. But I kinda see it like an illness after I got mentally ill my elf. Maybe I think too much about others instead of having what I want. I eventually want to have a life like normies do. It might be a romantic vision but I think I 'prefer' that over being a dog fucker. The heart is troublesome at things like these

No I do not suggest getting a dog in an apartment. You are asking for trouble at that point. I know this dude who paid like 150k for a condo, and these assholes are still going into his apartment and putting notices up on his door about what he can and can't do. It's a joke.

You need a country house. You can install a temp wire fence very easily in a few hours. Or just walk them in the country cheap areas, but be aware of dangerous wildlife. Do not allow your bitches to run free in the forest or fields.

I suggest you choose between human women or canines for life. Having both very rarely works out. You better get damn lucky with a woman that won't sell you out if the relationship goes sour and kills your dogs. The same is true of women who fuck their dogs. Be careful.

What is this sick shit

Anyone find correlation with furry chicks and dog fucking? Might be a good venue to meet a “pack mate”

I'm glad you are being honest. Keep bestiality as a fantasy and lock your porn away. Don't get a slave girl just to throw her away. She is eternally bound to you. Not like a dog can get a job and move out. Keep it as fantasy.

I’m sure it’s more widespread than most people think.

It's called summer

Kudla??

Femanon here, I was raped by my partners ridgeback while getting out of the shower.

He could nudge open the bathroom door so more often than not he was in there with me, usually lay down on the floor, he never even came close to trying anything. This time he was sulking downstairs though.
I finished my shower, stepped out, as soon as I did he nudged the door open and came to lick my legs, my own dog used to do the same, normal. I had to reach down to the cupboard under the sink as we keep the clean towels there, as soon as I did he rapidly worked his way up my legs to my ass / vagina. Now he'd never done that before, initially I tensed up and pushed his head away and he reverted to playing, jumping and gently mawing my hand. I knelt down to grab the towel, back to the cupboard and he quickly pushed toward me, licking my face, generally overwhelming, he knocked me over and in the struggle of me getting back up had locked his paws around my waist and started to thrust. He'd never shown any signs at all before now of attempting anything similar. Again, tense and with natural instincts I tried to stand up, grabbed the toilet for balance, he was still holding around my waist, and then it became quite frightening as he grabbed and held the back of my neck in his mouth, he clasped a bit higher up with his paws which, with his weight, forced me down. He kept hold of my neck, and being stuck with the sink to my left and the toilet to my right, he thrusted over and over until I felt the sting. With a dog its seemingly all or nothing. As soon as he penetrated he pushed all the way in, let go of my neck and started deep, fast thrusting, it grew and grew and in the end we were knotted together for 10 minutes. When I eventually got free I had another shower, felt disgusting and ashamed as he slept on the floor of the bathroom.

Never told anyone. Broke up with that guy not long after (unrelated).

She did do something wrong by fucking the dog and convincing my parents to put him down. She's actually fucked and her friends needed to know that.

Kill. Yourself

No shit its dead. My parents put it down.

Why because I dont fuck dogs?

Do you stay in touch with the dog at least?

Wtf I didn't put the dog down, my parents did. I tried so hard to convince them not to, but they did. I was so mad at my sister for making them put down the dog.

I am mad at them, but my sister also agreed with them to put the dog down

No?

Whenever I see a girl with a large breed of male dog and they haven't had them fixed, I go "hmmmmm...."

Post tits with time stamp for validation

Why because I didn't want the dog put down? Wtf is wrong with you?

Is this real? Pics

wow

Nah your a major fag fren. Consider suicide

You sound like a bitch

faggot, should have high fived your sister

Made me kek - because while THIS STORY could "possibly" be true - could you imagine if the roles were reversed? You fuck your gf, then afterward call your female dog in and start fucking it on the bed for 2nds. Girl would run screaming out of the apartment. If a girl did it, like in user's story, most dudes would at least sit there and watch - maybe even take a few snaps to share later with the fellas at the bar...

I wonder how much her "dog walking services" cost?

can you give more detail on the actual sex?

How? Im not the one who got my dog put down

She convinced ym parents to put the dog down, why would I high five her?

All i can think of is all the dog faeces and bacteria infecting the girls cunt

I actually just fuck one of my bitches, then a next one for sloppy seconds. Is that still called sloppy seconds when a male is taking females? Or only the other way around?

>my family about to get a male puppy
>have 4 sisters
>reading this thread has me uneasy now
What do? I dont want my sisters to become dog fuckers...

Why did your parents murder the dog? Did they think the dog raped her lmao white people

Black people are animals. It's thematic to the thread.

Like cujo but with dog dick

2 and 1 that fucked a horse

What worry user, just let nature take its course

Don't tell like a bitch-retard and get your dog killed, like that other fag in the thread

>fucking anything other than humans
>natural
My dude what?

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only two that admitted it.

No, my sister said the dog was too much of a distraction. My parents were disgusted and put the dog down. They probably would have put my sister down too if it wasn't illegal

>ITT no videos
what has become of Yea Forums

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fucked them? that's probably fairly rare. Got licked down? probably half the girls on earth that grew up with a dog when they were 13.

gg /R6UeZr

only one, but even so it’s unclear how true the story is but it was pretty big at school. apparently there was this girl that was only friends with someone because she heard that her dog had a big dick. she ended up getting caught somehow and denied what was going on. don’t know how true it is because the story never came out until after they weren’t friends anymore. could be made up but idk pretty bizarre rumor to spread if so

If the dog knotted inside her (likely) the dogs penis would be stuck in her pussy for maybe an hour. So this seems like s legit story

>sn't the one who fucked my pet and got him put down.
you ruined your relationship with your sister forever. You will regret it when later in life you'll have nobody except family.

you piece of shit faggot

Sounds like some else fucks their dog too

Quit hate spamming the idiot, you’ll make the thread die faster. Also bumping for interest in more dog stories...

Story Time: My friend I'll call K; I've known K since 7th grade, she's a very cute, nerdy, shy and quiet girl. We bonded more and became closer during highschool over our shared interest in anime and video games. Fast forward to after highschool; we're 19. One night we got our older friend to buy us a bottle of rum from the store and we ended up drinking way too much of it. She was very wasted and confessed to me once when she was house sitting for her neighbors; her boyfriend had just broken up with her and she was very bored and horny, long story short she ended up jerking off their dog 2-3 different times. She said she just liked making it come out and holding it and making it cum. Well needless to say I was outrageously turned on, K was so cute and innocent you'd never expect her to do something like that. Then again I wen't through her desktop folder and found a bunch hentai with giant dicks in it, so I wasn't surprised. K told me that same night she's too scared to get a real male dog of her own because she's too scared she'd end up repeatedly fucking it eventually out of horny-ness. I was shocked by all this and I brought it up to K again a couple months later. She freaked out because she completely forgot what she had told me(she would have never admitted so much too me but unless she was so drunk. She because really scared and paranoid of me, she didn't trust me not to tell anyone, she has a large social circle and we live in a smaller town so word would spread really quickly and basically ruin her life. Since then she's distanced herself from me and we don't talk now as much now, it's been several years. My question is this; how do I subtly plant a seed into her mind to buy a male dog and start letting it fuck her?

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>at brother's wedding
>learn his motherinlaw raises and trains show dogs
>at reception mother in law gets up and tells story about bride
>talks about how her daughter used to help withdraw semen from dogs for breeding
>talking to her later tells me about how daughter used to get mounted [clothed]
fast forward
>christmas 2 years ago
>chatting with brother and wife over beers about how niece was caught masturbating
>sister in law starts telling story about her first time getting caught
>obvious that she was fucking the dog or at least playing with it's dick

>Buy your own male dog.
>Train it to fuck bitches.
>Invite K over and get her drunk.
>Profit

Robert Englund is a senile old faggot who will probably die soon

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This won't work. She's scared of me now. Maybe once I get my dead mothers inheritance finally, I'll have enough money and nice things to attract lots of her popular friends to hang out at my place so she'll be forced to gravitate back towards me just out of my powerful influence, she'll have no choice but to become friends with me again because I command too much respect. Then maybe one day when we're alone.

Is her name Alanna by chance?

just be masculine, show her some dominance. get her drunk again, start talking about the subject. profit. don't be a fucking coward and shy faggot, girls need manliness

Bahahaha what a faghot u lost your chance already. Why even let a dog fuck just blackmail her with the info and fucknher youreself u cuck faggot

Actual pretty much all is your fault you're a real shitty pathetic person. But you still have a chance to be a hero if you have the fucking balls.

>>that look
You just know

"forget" a pen drive with loads of dog porn on it at her place, she might get horny when she sees the real stuff

be masculine and hell her she's the one who fucked up and told you shit. now you're both in it and tell her you're actually turned on by it and find it perfectly normal. tell her if she ever wants to talk about her passion with someone, you're the guy and that her secret is perfecly safe with you.

just be honest

>femanon
nice larp

Yea Forumsros please go outside

>no
ummm, I'm not some cringy faggot that needs to blackmail girls into fucking me.

>this
I was honestly thinking this is my best approach. I was thinking making it be 2D pron tho so as to be less volatile upon discovering. Also definitely was thinking about using some kind of remote access software uploading a bunch of it to her tumblr or something discrete and subtle like that. The method you're suggesting with the usb is way too sketchy.

No, but im really thinking of getting my sissy bitch to give this a go

none, OP please get help

With 6+ billion people on the planet and roughly half women I bet one has. Maybe more?

You're a fucking douche for telling everyone about it. Sounds more like you ruined her life. Shit brother.

Would watch/10

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cute...any nudes?

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this guy is going straight to hell; he doesnt get to pass go or collect his 100$

gas all furries now

She's got so much repressed sexuality, coming from a muslim family, that she'd be might get excited by it

Nice trips.

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Wat?

You DO know that dogs have diseases/parasites that they can pass on right?

a sister that fucked the dog, parents that had your dog euthanized when there was nothing wrong with it, a brother that told everyone at school that her sister let the dog fuck her

so your entire family is human garbage

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Dude I'm not going to hell. My dogs are super happy. They live better than most humans on Earth do by far.

And fuck you faggot. You probably feed your dog cannibal crunch cereal anyway. Fucking aspie

Not if clean

Everyone except the sister is garbage

Moar

Explain you issue with kibble. I'm intrigued here.

>No, my sister said the dog was too much of a distraction. My parents were disgusted and put the dog down. They probably would have put my sister down too if it wasn't illegal

according to him the sister fucked the dog and then told the parents the dog was a distraction who then euthanized it so no, her too

>tell her you're actually turned on by it and find it perfectly normal. tell her if she ever wants to talk about her passion with someone, you're the guy and that her secret is perfecly safe with you
Je.sus. christ. no. Holy shit dude do you even talk to girls irl? That type of shit, regardless of the subject, is the cringiest possible shit you can ever tell a girl

this is some fucked up shit, but i don't regret reading it

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This

This
I am disappoint

No it’s Rhi

It’s true my mates tell me I “got cucked by a dog” so your also right in what you are saying. Equality doesn’t exist

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Had to find many before this fucking spam filter let me post

gizmodo.com/how-does-a-euthanasia-drug-keep-ending-up-in-dog-food-1823186412

Aka the average normie scum that "loves" their pet. Treating them like infants into old age while castrating them and feeding them vet clinic euthanized dogs in their cereal 3x a day. How cuuuuuuute~

He's probably lying after being called out by multiple people. He admitted it was only him at first

Way better than anigg

1

Huge fat bitch, lost her virginity to it

She admitted to her dog licking her so I bet it went further

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Less than 1

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Big gay because you can't comprehend what you read.

Bump for more boner fuel

raped by dog
sure m8

This is bullshit.

No dog has ever overpowered a female human into fucking. Most dogs have to try over and over to line it up (dogs dont have asses, humans do, and that shit doesnt like up right)

Look at most beast porn. Its maybe 1 in 10 a dog can get in there without a human hand, and when it does happen unassisted, it takes the girl making her hips and juuuust the right position, and her legs and waist are all in juuust the right position to make it work.

If a human female doesnt want to get fucked by a dog, shes can just practically -anything- to make it not work. Doesnt matter how big the dog is because the bigger they are the more awkward and not-line-up-y things get.

t. experience

mods will delete + ban

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Pic of what she looks like now?

It's probably a copy pasta

the death of fun comes swiftly these days

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>tfw your calling and passion in life is getting girls and dogs to fuck and make movies but your calling and passion will get you jailed and wigsplit

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I know 1 for defo, but it wasn’t even her dog. I had a video of her naked and this big black dog came in and sniffed and licked her vag. She wouldn’t let me film the act though but the sight and sound she made was amazing especially when the dog knotted inside her.

women do not have powerful bodies. a typical teenage girl will struggle to even lift the bare 45lb olympic bar. some dogs on the other hand are capable of killing or at least seriously injuring a person. they also sometimes try to hump things to show dominance

do the math

There was once a girl on my HS that:

-Constantly jerked off her dog
-Fucked her dog multiple times
-Lost virginity at 13 and at 15 she was known for having anal sex

Truly a gem, at least she was kind

all this larping bullshit needs to stop what the fuck Yea Forums

no youre just the one that personally made sure everyone knew.

and it can undress her too
user I ...

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you dont have to hold up anything you retard, just collapse. a dog cant fuck a lump of girl piled up on the floor. a pussy has to be right in front of a dog's dick or it wont connect.

again, that story is bs because, unless a chick falls asleep on the edge of a couch in the doggy position and somehow doesnt wake up, no dog can fuck a girl with out her being willing

>spread eagle
that's not how dogs have sex and it's difficult for them to penetrate humans at that angle

nice try

The article says that it's horses though.
But in all fairness I am going to take a closer look at the food I give my lad.

The article says that it's horses though.
But in all fairness I am going to take a closer look at the food I give my lad. He's a rescue so didn't have a say in the cutting of his nuts.

love the right hand

>you dont have to hold up anything you retard, just collapse. a dog cant fuck a lump of girl piled up on the floor.

ok enjoy getting bitten for your passive resistance as in , no different than a human rapist would by punching their victim who isnt cooperating. animals know how to control other animals weaker than them. its programmed into them as it is to us

idc about that specific story or your dumb chimp opinions the poster said no human female could be overpowered and raped by a dog which is factually false or there would be no such thing as death from dog maulings.

There were a few girls in my middle school (two uggos and two hot ones) that talked about touching his red rocket. back then I was so clueless and oblivious to anything sexual (thanks super conservative parents) it didnt strike me for what it was.

it happened again in hs, a buddy's sister (also in hs but younger) asked me if I'd ever seen my dogs 'red rocket'. by this time i knew what it was and that it was related to sex. i was just barely starting to come out from the spell of religion at that time, and after a while it dawned on me she was thinking about weeners, though it was still lost on me she was thinking about -dog- weeners. then a female crush/friend in my last year of hs told me about her neighbors donkey that would get boners randomly and she'd see it walking around from their back door window and this things dick would almost touch the ground. thats the one that snapped me into thinking like 'ok... girls are thinking about animal dicks, is this normal or what?' the fact that two separate social group knew to call it 'red rocket' even though none of my friends had even talked about that and the fact that even pretty girls liked to think about animal dicks...

it was all down hill from there. im pretty convinced at this point most girls, given the opportunity and the right amount of prolonged abstinence, will be cool with at least fooling around to some degree with a dog.

i dont think it would be very hard to convince a girl to at least jack her dog off for the sake of 'relieving it.

lol you really want this to be true huh.

getting mauled to death by a dog is not the same as a dog rapist you idiot

how do you hope it happened?

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All of this

Nice

Well she probably wanted him in her mouth but hopefully he got away without being eaten.

dude. i dont know what to tell you. its REALLY, REALLY hard for a dog to actually fuck a human. They are not designed to mate. They CAN mate, but you gotta finagle it, its not at all easy with a willing participant, and I would argue straight impossible with an unwilling one.

>he was biting me so I positioned my pussy just right for him
fuck right off

I want you to show me one single piece of evidence of a dog aggressively taking someone with real neck-biting and all, then successfully fucking someone on a first try. because i'll show you about 1000 videos of pro and amateur girls alike trying for 20-60 minutes (often with 0 success after all) to get a horny dog to actually mate with her.

a chimp could tear the arm off of the biggest niggest football player. you vastly overestimate your puny human body

question wasnt if it would overpower and rape someone question was could it overpower and rape someone and the answer to that is yes. after something is overpowered it could be raped, thats how it works muffin

sorry for shattering your illusions of safety that you could never be raped by a dog

>having sex with dogs is immoral because they can't consent
>horny dogs are usually the ones to initiate the sex

why are liberals retarded?

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Do dogs try to fuck people or get dicks touched? I only see leg humping.

Dog sex is hot from a distance but I hate dogs irl

holy shit youre diluted.

i mean i would love it if there was a swath of male dogs just randomly raping their owners, but its just not happening man.

probably wanted revenge

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>a chimp is strong therefore a dog can rape you

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kek

Your wank fantasy does not have to include reality user, e all know that

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With horny behaviors basically. Like in the wild. Mating behaviors. Flagging, face sitting, etc

This girl took the knot

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story?

You know duff is!

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I would bet 5-10% of girls who are 14-17 and had dogs with intact balls at that age fucked the dog at least once.

Young girls these days are beyond horndogs they only think about dick from age 14 to 20~ then they only think about money and dick after that. Until they have kids then its only about the kids.


I would bet 15-20% of girls who have or had dogs have been licked by them at least once.

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Pics of dog or it didn't happen.

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before she did a bunch of reddit porn she had a video of her dog eating her out in the woods

I forget her name but it was like supersexyslut or something like SSS I think was the short version

But she took the knot and was in general a horny ass teenage
Loads of porn of her out there including the video of the dog licking her
Basically search for dog licking girl in woods or something

>wish I could have a harem of teens and two male dogs that were just superstar fuckers and obsessed with human pussy
i'm really hoping virtual reality gets good enough I can just have my virtual girl/dog farm to escape to when I retire.

In your original story, you said they got rid of the dog and you think they put the dog down

Harder to find good dogs stuff these days
got rid of my stray x folder in a fit of moralism one of the few that actually gets fucked by dogs

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Told my friend she slept naked with her dog usually also talked about how much she liked his tongue and how big the dogs dick was.

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Shit, doesn’t even need to be beast. If VR sex was there I’d get a rift today

The larp is imperfect.

Sounds like bull

Audible kek

Kek nice

Why did she want them to kill her bf?

Super hot

Sounds plausible

Story?

Where the Hell else is there to look other than 8ch? I've tried a site or two and they were so ad-infested that they weren't even navagatable

8 did have a good beast board with new stuff. Very little is actually fucking most just half assed bj or something by some meth head whore

>8 did have a good beast board with new stuff.
Did? It still does

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I've seen a video of a loli sucking off a dog. She had blonde hair, do you remember her? Rumor has it her parents recorded it.

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she was European the family was forced to do it by the police because the father posted a racist tweet online.

he said his muslim neighbor was throwing feces at his house. apparently its illegal to accuse a person of diverse background of anything without a certified admission of guilt

Start publishing.

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Na, way more dudes fuck their dogs. Guys are gross

nice larp

it went down once but then it went back up again

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Problem is that it’s always some old meth ridden bitch with nasty tits or something or fat trailer park chicks. I guess those aren’t too different.

Where are all these curious college coeds at

Like this! I’d watch that skinny slut get slammed on over and over

I know two that have

Jesus fucking Christ, just absolutely disgusting

1, maybe 2

Choosy beggar

>fucked to death

Quads of truth.

i didnt ask for any of this nasty shit , dogs are fucking dumb

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her

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Maybe I'm old now (38) or just so used to these nude pics but the first thing I think is "clean your fucking floor."

A big contrast. Sister who did everything wrong is grounded. Dog who just enjoyed himself is put to death. A harsh world.

Is that Romelu Lukaku of Manchester United?

You do know thats fake as hell right?

now now user, let the beasties larp like sexualy depraved fags

Story?

What's fucked is I have a Frenchie that looks almost exactly like that one, and his favorite activity involves fucking a stuffed duck

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she looks like she grows a massive weed farm or something

die

schlop schlop schlop schlop

moar

imagine the smell

especially if it tasted that bad to a dog

Anyone up for a new thread soon?

based double dubs, thot patrolled by dogbro, just imagine her depression after getting rejected by a fucking dog

Dated a girl who I got into watching dog porn with me. It excited her. She called it hot, watching viz while she was blowing me, eventually saying she would suck a dog cock, or like when sucking my dick she would say she wanted dog cum, or also "swallow some puppies". She did suggest bringing over her aunt's dog over for it to actually happen but I chickened out because I thought it might be kinda obvious to her aunt. So yeah, it never hapened. I did, however, fuck this one slut a couple times who lived alone and had a big dog. While we were fucking I asked her to play with his cock and she actually did, but then I asked if he was neutered and she said yes, and then I said never mind.

Fuck off back to /pol/ with your shit bait

fucking beast thread

Imagine being the one who dies of dog cum allergy.

all of them. women are disgusting creatures. they fuck dogs, eat cum, fuck niggers, and sell themselves.

tf is wrong with white people

niggers in africa lick cow ass as socially acceptable past time. so what the fuck is wrong with niggers?

well they're niggers ? what do you expect ???

in columbia you're allowed to fuck donkeys and it's totally normal