Some bitch screwed up my gym membership. Don’t know if I’m blacklisted

Some bitch screwed up my gym membership. Don’t know if I’m blacklisted.

> Am a regular gym rat.
> Me and my group of friends like to goof around and fart on each other, sometimes with our pants down.
> This new girl, Angela, started coming to the gym.
> Angela and I have gotten close.
> Yesterday i decide to try to bring her in on our group joke.
> I see her bending over the water fountain
> I run over pulled my pants down, squatted and ripped the loudest smelliest fart I had ever ripped in her face.
> Pretty sure my powerful fart blew her hair back.
> Instead of laughing or farting back on me, she gets angry.
> She starts raising her voice, asking what was wrong with me, calling me disgusting.
> A few people who I thought were cool side with her and tell me they are fed up with my behavior.
> Someone grabs the manager who promptly tells me to leave, that i had my last chance and blew it.
> I get pissed and break some gym equipment.
> They tried detaining me, but I leave before the police arrive.

i’ve been staying at my dads since the gym has my mom’s address. I’m really scared. All of my friends have been blowing up my phone asking me whats going on. So idk what to do. The gym is my life, where all my friends are and this stupid fucking stuck up bitch ruined it for me. All because i played a little joke on her.

Anyways do you think this will follow me if I join a different gym? Like do all gyms have a black list or something? I don’t want to stop working out just because some bitch has to get up in my shit.

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tot kek, mate. thanks for the laugh

Learn to take responsibility for your own actions instead of blaming others.

I really can’t tell if this is serious since this is chan4 and everybody here has autism

But it wasn't even on me! She made a huge deal out of a harmless prank. I did not deserve what happened

>farts in a persons face
>blames others
cmon, you shithead. At least apologize to her.

My son, you pulled a disgusting prank on someone you recently met before letting them in on the joke. Then you broke some shit that other people use that don't belong to you. You're better invest in home gym equipment because your faggotry just turned into one of the biggest betas in all your friends' eyes.

the girl is the shit head, with op's shit on her head

For what? I was just being funny. I didn't mean to hurt her feelings. She's to sensitive!

But she's seen me fart on my friends before, so it shouldn't have been a surprise. I'll admit I shouldn't have broke the gym stuff though, I was just so angry.