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This one time, in 10th grade, this girl would smile at me, sit close to me in class and stuff.

This one time I was getting shit out of my locker, she came up to me saying “hi sweetie”, I told her that I didnt like her, she called me fake and walked away. We never talked after that. I dont regret anything.

Whats up with her now? She now has a kid, after getting pregnant at 17 by some other guy.

HAHA

yes, and you are whining about life on Yea Forums

HAHA

you are actually handicapped

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Im not whining. Im seeking approval and an ego boost idiot

My cousin. Started 7 years ago and we still hook up regular. We've only had penis in vagina sex a handful of times but have done just about everything else. Gets sicker everytime.

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approval and ego boast on an anonymous image board full of edgy teens and fags.
i don't think so user. you're just a loser like the rest of us.

You're an unconscious little fuck. You'll get laid when your 19, probably with some underaged slut. But once reality catches up to you, and the corparation crushes your soul, you'll be a hermit doomed to a life of worshipping porn stars like they're Goddesses.

>28
>never asked a girl out
>always them coming to me
>missed shitload of opportunities due to being oblivious and thinking chicks don’t want anything to do with me
>still had some dates, fuck buddies, girlfriends
Never initiated anything
>had chicks being pissed off/sad i didn’t return their advances/flirts
I honestly don’t understand because it isn’t until too late whenever i realize that a chick was trying to get me to do something because i’m a man and supposed to approach chicks and not the other way around
But you know what? I feel like an alien and not only can’t i relate to most people but my life is a fucking shitfest of constant negativity
How the fuck am i supposed to have a chick in my life when my whole life has always been shit?
How do you go from 2 persons getting to know each other to being turned down cause my lifestory is too fucking weird and sounds like a bunch of fucking lies?
That’s one of the main reasons why i’m single by choice; there’s nothing good i can have out of it and i have accepted it a long time ago

Wow... that hit home! I think we've all been there... 24 btw.

The life story being too weird? Dude. You are awesome. Those bitches are basically retarded dont ever forget that. They subscribe to a tribal way of finding dudes. If you advance EVEN if she wanted you 10 seconds ago... She won't date you unless her friends or relatives know you. Its insanely stupid. Hell, I had bitches signaling all over the place. "So, wanna do somethin' sometime?" "Ehh... nah cant I'm busy."

You sound gay, so you fare badly

You're gay

Are you coming out of the closet OP, cause this all sounds like something a homo would say

29 only fucked a whore once, wont do again
dont really care

What i meant is that my whole lifestory is un-fucking-believeable to a point where i can objectively say that if someone would regurgitate that kinda thing to me while i’m getting to know them, i’d have alot of red flags firing off
Don’t even bother asking, i really don’t wanna have to waste my time writing wall of texts only to get called a schizo

Point being, pretty glad at a certain degree that my brain is “dysfunctional” on relationship matters

I just feel weirded out now whenever i see a chick in public trying to get my attention
My internal monologue goes something like:
>what is it that she wants? What is it that she sees and why is it worthy of this mating dance bullshit?

Hes secretly a poofer.

I've been called that same shit bro! Go for it man. I wanna hear this shit.

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You had some run ins with Johnny law I imagine.

Here's the deal though... those thoughts? Bullshit. All bullshit. You're flight or fight and over analyzing is most likely a symptom of pharmaceutical drugs.

That girl who likes you? Probably crazy too. Dont fuck with her! Get your mind right, than control those moments ok n YOUR terms. Dont be that guy, the caught off guard handsome but mentally challenged dork. That's played out.

Nah dude, i wish it was that
Yeah sure, i’m hallucinating all that has happened to me for years and has led to my current situation
Aren’t you a majestic seer of absolute truth you fucking pretentious fuck

What are you even fucking talking about?

Well fuck man you're not exactly being straight forward. You sound like a scared bipolar little girl now.

Sure, if that makes you feel better and sleep at night

There's some underline mental disorder with you definitely.

Hey you know the rules, tits or go for real.

Imagine being this much of a fucking loser

I didnt do shit shit until I was almost 19. Dated the first girl for 3 years. Broke up. Then hooked up with 6 people over a couple of months until I met someone I actually liked. Been in that relationship for over a year now. You fare pretty well once you get yourself actually out there. Plus side to having my ex though is she still always try’s to hit me up for sex, most girls I’ve mentioned this too seem to be more interested in me.

Her acting that way made you think she was into you? How much of a fucking beta do you have to be for this? Fucking incels

Kill
Your
Self
U 13 year old feggit

42, married with children. Had a threesome with wife and wife's bff on my 40th birthday. If it can happen to me, it can happen to you.

You'd think you can get that from your friends. Instead you look for it on an anonymous mongolian basket-weaving forum. You're the textbook definition of pathetic, and you're only 18! Congrats, loser