So my gf is mad at me for “humiliating” her when I did something to help reduce our food costs

So my gf is mad at me for “humiliating” her when I did something to help reduce our food costs.

> Taco Bell down the street recently reopened after having been closed due to not passing a health inspection.
> Apparently many people were getting sick and shitting their pants from the food.
> As a weird pr move, that particular taco bell ran a weird promotion that if you shit your pants in the dining room because of their food you would get your meal for free. I guess this was to combat the number of complaints.
> to save some money, I went to taco bell and shit my pants on purpose during my meal.
> The first time I did it, they were very apologetic.
> The second time I think they started catching on. Which brings us to last night.
> Last night wanted to bring my wife to Taco Bell for our date night
> didn't want to pay for our meals.
> tried to convince my wife to shit her pants with me so we could get are meals comped.
> She was not on board and refused to participate in my scheme.
> had to resort to plan B.
> While she was grabbing sauces, I sprinkled laxative in her drink.
> 10 minutes into her meal, she’s spraying liquid diarrhea through her pants,
> I push a few logs out myself.
> Somehow she catches on to what I did
> She starts crying and screaming at me and telling me i’m a horrible person and that i humiliated her.
> the restaurant staff refuse to comp our meals and claim they know I'm shitting myself on purpose.
> They also tell us to leave and trespass us.

My GF has refused to respond to my texts and has been ignoring my phone calls. Her sister actually called me and told me that we were through. I told her not until I talk to my GF. So is my GF being ridiculous?

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(you) forced your wife/gf (make up your mind) to shit herself because you were too cheap to pay for fucking taco Bell. If you can't figure this one out, then good luck bud.

> to save some money, I went to taco bell and shit my pants on purpose during my meal.

Fucking kek

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My gf, but sometimes I call her my wifey because we've been together for so long, about 5 months now. I honestly dont see what the big deal is. We were close to home, so we could shower and change quickly once we left Taco Bell.

>My gf, but sometimes I call her my wifey because we've been together for so long, about 5 months now. I honestly dont see what the big deal is. We were close to home, so we could shower and change quickly once we left Taco Bell.
My gf, but sometimes I call her my wifey because we've been together for so long, about 5 months now. I honestly dont see what the big deal is. We were close to home, so we could shower and change quickly once we left Taco Bell.

Jesus, man. (You) need to be over 18 to post on this site.

I'm 34

here's your ((((you)))) now go hang yourself you dirty kike shill

What does your sentence even mean? Speak English pls. This is an American site

Don't you have something better to do than to troll with such weak bait?