Welcome travelers, you look weary. Take a stump and gather round, for I know of what you seek. The very foundations of the woodland realm have shaken today, and now your band of wanderers follow in the foosteps of a demon it seems.
(Continuation of last sage thread)
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Hello, your Lardness
Were you OP of the other thread or just trying this out?
Oh wise chubby wizard of the stump, what wisdom do you have for us today?
I was indeed. Let us begin Chapter 2
kys
God wouldn’t it be hot to just prod her dick with your thick bwc
Greetings to you neckbearded sage of the forest. What do you know of our struggles with this demon and what wisdom do you share?
-teutonanon
Cringe.
This is a dark day for all. My seers tell me the pond sage is no more, his waters dried up and empty. And now a demon is on the loose?
And now you come to me tattered and spoilt, boodied and shaken. Tell me strangers, what happened at the pond? Where is the pond sage? Answer truthfully and I may share with you what I know of this demon...
I still remember, OP.
I wish to find a way to resurrect my companions from their bondage. I know for truth our struggles have have been to a greater end. I will see it made right that my friends are restored to their true glory!
-criticanon
back in my Yea Forums, sage meant something
Treachery. We brought to him epic milkers, a gem, crusty vag and lockbox to gain the wisdom of the pond. But in turn lost our companions.
We were on a quest to gain infinite wisdom from the pond sage but fell victim to the magic of the demon sisters! We have slain the pond sage in our confusion and wish to make this right!
We must undo the evil we have unknowingly wrought on this world!
God she’s hot
To undo their demise, you must undo the magic that cursed them to begin with. It is possible to bring them back, but they will not be the same.
I may know of one who can harness the ability to pour life into that which is dead. She is an old crone who lives in a shack not far from here, make a right at the crossroads. She will not take kindly to strangers, however. To grant access to her shack, you must present her with a naked youthful woman. If it please the old crone she will help you.
Godspeed travelers...
Then it is worse than I had feared...
Follow your brothers to the dwelling of the old crone. I believe she can help you.
The demon sisters? You mean my seers?! No, no you have made a terrible mistake. They were guarding the lockbox that contained the key to the demon's release!
Well, you made this mess. It is now up to you to fix it, and restore balance within the woodland realm.
As a skilled master of the blade, I find virtue in this pursuit and shall join these efforts.
would you fuck a goblin, user?
We shall make haste to this forest hag!
Is there anything else you have for us, Rotund mage?
I am on my way to acquire a naked youthful woman. Do not fear, I shall be swift.
The forest hag enjoyed our gift greatly!
She has given us a vial with a strange paste inside...
It seems to be moving.
Here, take these cloaks, they will conceal you should you run into a foe that proves too strong to defeat with force.
It would seem these cloaks have teeth fat wizard! What magic is this?
You bring me a beautiful young virgin! Yesss, she will do nicely for my stew...
Come, come strangers, and eat of my stew. I know who sent you down this dark corner of my woods!
Now pray tell, what brings you strange travelers to my humble cabin, hmmm?
Speak quickly before I change my mind!
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Quality thread OP, thanks for not posting garbage