Ylyl fuckers
Ylyl fuckers
Julian Moore
Adrian Reed
Josiah Gomez
Julian Long
serious question:
how do you not kill yourself if your dick is like this? or like... how bad must this guys life actually be?
Adrian Perez
reply or mom die
Nicholas Wilson
Contributing
Adam Phillips
Posting retarded irony instagram-tier doge memes aren't any better, faggot.
Eli Turner
No
Aiden Bell
Landon James
Yes
Adam Butler
Carson Cooper
Tyler Wright
Dominic Morales
fuck, I lost
Asher Price
Yall got some shit tier memes
Michael Taylor
Austin Williams
Luis Martinez
I am really curious as well.
Ryder Rodriguez
It's much like not having millions of dollars. We know lots of other people have it but we can't, you're aware of what you can do with it but can't do any of it, but you've never actually had it so you're just okay with it cause it's normal to you and you know you don't have a choice.
Ethan Garcia
Source of Animu?
Anthony Gomez
ow my eyes
Austin Walker
Elijah Foster
Only funny thing here.
Easton Edwards
I'm anti gay and tranny to the max, but situations like that are the only reason where I consider them just turning into a 'girl' to make at least some sense.
Other than that, no.
Brody Foster
Sounan Desu ka?
Aiden Turner
I think it's called "are you lost".
It's presently being aired in japan and just got to the 5th episode. I would also like to say that whoever made that image is a gigantic retard
Wyatt Evans
i dont know if you already knew that but sex isnt all there is in life.
Angel Davis
lost so hard holy shit
Andrew Cruz
Aiden Morris
No, but it makes life worth living ...
Chase Hall
i didnt have sex for 6 years and i couldnt care less
maybe for you it is but not for everyone
Ian Howard
Jacob White
Pretty powerful shot for literally being the size of an outtie belly button
Aiden Rogers
Not even "Do you know de wae" is more forced than Area 51 memes
Leo Sanchez
aw laaaaawd he comin
Colton Wilson
Evan Nguyen
Your post was pretty cringe on its own...
Benjamin Morris
Virgins overemphasize the importance of sex.
That said I am married and get it regularly so I probably take it for granted to some extent.
Christopher Ross
aw lawd he comin'
Michael Rivera
I'm pretty sure this is the result of generations of arranged marriages gone wrong.
You see, back when a father picked a husband for his daughter, or when sex before marriage and divorce wasn't as widespread, some women ended up marrying and reproducing with men with micropenises. Which in itself may not be a problem, if not for the odd case where her father had a tiny dick as well. Offspring of tiny dick man and woman from a tiny dick bloodline has an even tinier dick, and so through unfortunate matches it goes on until present day where in worst cases you end up with something like the webm.
When you pick a husband for your daughter you don't look down the potential candidate's pants after all. But maybe you should.
Eli Collins
Oh lord ,hes coming.
Nathaniel Martin
I crave death
John Ortiz
Alexander Davis
is a stick still a stick when it is fractured 1000 times? 2000 sticks when a stick is at, say, 3ft -- 3ft/2000 = not a stick anymore.
Cooper Robinson
Aww lawd he comin’
Jayden Bennett
Dylan Wilson
Merriam webster:
Definition of stick
1 : a woody piece or part of a tree or shrub: such as
a : a usually dry or dead severed shoot, twig, or slender branch
b : a cut or broken branch or piece of wood gathered for fuel or construction material
Doesn't say anything about length or size.
So it's still a stick even after being broken 2000 times.
Cooper Cruz
You takin advice from a nigga named merriam lol
Alexander Phillips
Jordan King
>incel:the post
Jose Barnes
Nolan Smith
Benjamin Bennett
You do know genes don't pass directly right is not just the father even if he has a tiny dick he could inherit from the mother or even his grandfather, is random.
Joshua Sanders
David Turner
divide 3ft by 2000, you utter nonce.
Daniel Turner
Connor Diaz
0.0015
What's your point?
Matthew Richardson
Kek
Charles Brooks
Gabriel Baker
aw lawd he comin
Ayden White
uhm m8?
Julian Diaz
3ft is 91.44 cm.
91.44 cm divided by 2000 is 0.04572 cm
Your new sticks are 0.04572 cm long.
Or: 0.0015 feet (164 inch)
Cameron Butler
Where's the beef?
Samuel Smith
I'd love to see her and pixi payasita do a lesbian scene with pixi being the dominant one,
Parker Carter
Never heard of regression toward the mean? In short, when two tall parents have children, their child will tend to be average height.
Brandon Martin
eventually you can't even break the stick.
stick always win
lmao
Caleb Lewis
reddit-tier
Caleb King
>What's your point?
Listen man it says a lot that you would still get use out of a 0.0015ft dangle ..
Good on you for the metric conversion.
Nolan Moore
thats not even a micropenis. a micropenis would require it to be....a penis. This is a man-clit
Asher Hill
Literal reddit. Kys
Jeremiah Reed
I honestly wouldn't know how to do maths in imperial.
Don't know all the conversion between feet and miles and inches.
Daniel Collins
the fact the imperial system is still in use is a rather stark reminder that mankind can indeed be conservative to a fault. VERY few examples of this notion remain.
Sebastian Bell
Kek it's too easy to trigger you /b spergs
Mason Smith
Nathaniel Flores
Easton Parker
Thats donald the explore, the HRT did wonders him
Jayden Ortiz
Ur a fagpussybitch fr
Noah Mitchell
trying too hard
>Kek
>/b
>spergs
man's been caught out and is panicking
Caleb Thompson
I suppose it would have to be, you wouldnt get too many chances to get a woman pregnant even if you somehow are lucky enough to be sexually active.
Noah Ortiz
Fucking niggers
Hudson Murphy
Literal 2nd grade humor. Kys faggot.
Jayden Johnson
I don't get it.
Thomas Green
Alexander Gray
Aaron Ward
Aw lawd he commin
Luis Taylor
Landon Clark
Ayden Brown
Seething
Ethan Perry
Lost
Luke Green
what about just burning it to ash
Carson Diaz
How would it feel inside a vagina?
Jaxon Green
Stick lives on as soot.
Blake Long
Luke Phillips
Aw lawd he coming
Ryan Rogers
Aw laws he cummin
Nolan Foster
Yeah this is obviously the right answer. Check mate, stick shills
Joshua Nelson
She's cheating on James Bond with
Charles King
>predictable non-defense
what a hero. A one-word reply. You have definitely won this bout.
Jeremiah Lopez
Found em!
Nolan Rogers
what the fuck
Carter Allen
But what is a splinter? If you break a stick until all that's left would fit the definition of splinters, would you still have sticks? No, they can't be both.
Also, break it horizontally, you get two sticks. Split it vertically, neither part is a stick.
Josiah Parker
aw lawd he comin
Colton White
lost
Landon Wood
aw lawd he comin'
Zachary Brooks
Gavin Miller
Jeremiah Gomez
aw lawd he cummin
Jordan Powell
stay mad, kid
Brody Sanchez
A very good analogy.
Now let us guillotine the rich and give this man some penis surgery.
Brody Hughes
Nathan Wilson
Jace Green
thanks
Brody Carter
Is this Chanka? I don't play siege.
Wyatt Gutierrez
Logan Turner
Ayden Sullivan
Show bënîs
Liam Kelly
Noah Walker
Ah lawd he comin'
Jace Smith
Levi Fisher
it's even funnier/sadder because he was a teacher too
Nathan Allen
no it’s Rook, who is French
Landon Cox
Camden Cook
>asserts my feelings for me
so spake the authority lol
>kid
imparting distance and feigning superiority. You got called ut for your reddit/facebook-tier shite. Face up to it! It's okay to admit that you, yourself and only you are responsible for your degeneracy. It's literally step one towards recover. Take my hand, I am here to help you through.
Ian Myers
Daniel Perez
>on his 7th cool aid and 7up refill
Isaiah Cox
Aw lawd he comin'
Ethan Evans
Benjamin Watson
Whats the sauce
Leo Richardson
Lucas Fisher
lost
Daniel Evans
Benjamin Rivera
Evan Wood
Daniel Campbell
Chase Jackson
Sauce?
Adrian Gomez
Dylan Young
Gabriel Turner
Zachary Rodriguez
Gordon is hung huh
Juan Reyes
Henry Mitchell
Andrew Russell
What else is it supposed to be?
Gavin Lopez
Lel
Jeremiah Lopez
Cameron Kelly
lol muslim dicks aren't orange stupid. it was supposed to be a big brown veiny number but as always the minority of straight people in europe won out.
Nicholas Powell
Kayden Mitchell
Sauce is 2008, probably
Hunter Martin
Austin Ross
Parker Smith
Austin Cooper
Alexander Hall
libdems be like
>this art celebrates lesbian culture and the duality of huwymynty
Jordan Roberts
Hunter Ortiz
Hunter Hall
Bentley Bennett
The term Tweeker was coined for the sleep deprivation crystal meth addicts usually undergo. Some users would stay up for two weeks at a time so came the phrase 'two weekers' which eventually became tweeker. Tweekers are known for their extreme paranoia.
Aiden Martin
don't these people drown fucking often? some years ago you kept hearing about them washing up on shore
Alexander Gomez
Brayden Rogers
Ryder Ortiz
I don’t know how to feel about this.
Adrian Jackson
Nathan Ross
Use oxford next time.
Not much difference to Webster but even fewer faggots can argue with Oxford
Jeremiah Ward
Caleb Bennett
reply or your imam die
Jaxon Gomez
Juan Bailey
stupid sexy trump
Leo Perry
Aiden Cox
It’s like they’re furries but with fish. Hot or no?
Levi Martin
Girl’s a 7/10, but wasted in that dress...
Jaxon Murphy
Aspergers: the post
Jace Moore
Jaxon Hill
Kek
Nathan Sanchez
genuinly took me about 5-10 seconds to find sauce for this image jesus fucking christ how can you be so inconceivably stupid? What does it feel like user?
Nathan Roberts
aw lawd he comin
Aiden Long
I can fap to this
Dominic Allen
superb
Nolan Garcia
wtf is that true londoner holding. Is it a turtle out of its shell?
Jordan Price
A fellow gentleman of taste - ay ay ay Pixi
Kevin Lopez
Wait a minute
Dylan White
I think it's a squirrel.
Kevin Wright
AAAAAAAAAHHHHH WHAT THE FUUUUCK
Isaiah Robinson
Can I crack her toes though
Jason Wright
Is this guy based or an actual wizard?
Asher Butler
stop posting this, no one knows what it is
also nypa
Jack Parker
What the actual fuck lmao
what would you even call that manuver?
William Reyes
the malfuctioning gyro
Michael Flores
it was from a series of posts where libdems "stroked their dicks to fight against trump" or something. Shit was weird.
Adam Reyes
medicore at best
Christopher Peterson
That girl is strong.
Jace Nelson
Leo Martinez
Rent free lol
Mason Jackson
hilarious
i wonder how much of that shit jistbwind up being thrown out in the end because nobody buys it
but heaven forbid they dont stock it
Isaac Cooper
I think what's weirder is how long it's taking the other guy to cum.
Kevin Reed
Terrible analogy. You know why the "poor" are able to go on without killing themselves. A million dollars is a nice fucking dream for these people but what the poor have beyond a million dollars is sex (unironically). Why do you think north rates among poor are higher? Aside from lack of sex education and access to contraceptives. Their #1 favorite past time is sex. Because it's the cheapest most rewarding thing in life for the uneducated and poor. All you need is another person.
So yeah, I can guarantee you that guy if he doesn't kill himself will ultimately develop a mental illness of some sort even with all the money in the world.
Landon Anderson
Oh lawd he comin
Jose Price
>true londoner
the true ylyl post is this comment
Kevin Morgan
found the nerd virgin nigger bitch faggot with soft hands and no friends
Sebastian Long
Always lose to this one
Ryder Sanders
You're like what?
A tattooed nigger in the corner?
James Cook
How does a tiger get so fat anyway? Is it domesticated?
Ryan Johnson
Lost! That was so immature but so hilarious
Easton Bennett
How would it get inside a vagina?
Carter Parker
it's on welfare
Thomas Diaz
⥊
Jordan Thomas
Nathaniel Cox
Wtf? How?????????
Josiah Martin
maybe he's a bottom
Zachary Young
Aw lawd he comin
Grayson Smith
'aw lawd he comin'
Jason Bailey
oh no the law is coming
Henry Brown
i work at an order point for big super market chain in the southern parts of the US. Vegan/halal food is literally a black hole for money. The stores don't even legally have to stock it they just do to encourage people from multiple demos to shop there.
in Tx we had to fight tooth and nail to get shit like Jarritos and Jumex on the shelves (because demand is retardedly high) and that shit cannot get delivered fast enough but we'll get near expired open air stock of halal and vegan shit by the ton.
Matthew Reyes
>visibly angry at other nigger
Isaac Mitchell
they look more middle eastern/indian
Jonathan Clark
Making your own Reddit tier doge meme and not even changing the file name? That's pretty cringe bro
Austin Davis
this dude has already been told off for his degeneracy. I doubt he'll take the time to lurk more.
Samuel Moore
well thats just unfortunate.
Eli Martin
thanks fren, to a non american this was useful
Noah White
There is still shaft inside. In fact the surgery to fix this would involve cutting it from the base of the pelvis. He could get a 4-6 incher. Narrow as a fucking pencil tho
Jason Diaz
Aw lawd he comin
Xavier Hill
Aw lawd he cummin
Gabriel Brown
the dude thinks nothing is wrong with him and is fighting so the law legally forces you to agree with him.
Isaac Reyes
aw lawd he comin
I trust you chonk
Levi Foster
>spongebob meme
>hates cops
spot the twitter nigger
Jayden Thompson
Those guys are swimming in pussy
Alexander Lewis
Not a fetish or anything but I would love to fuck any combination of these bitches. Even if they’re mentally ill.
Isaiah Ross
with all the money in the world he could just get surgery and have it fixed with stamcells or such
Grayson Ramirez
why is it that sex change operations are free (here in netherlands) but guys like this have to pay thousands? I would even donate to this poor fellow to get things fixed
Nathaniel Perry
Right? It’s like you know they’re crazy af, but you just want to fuck the silly right out of them
Samuel Moore
Cameron Edwards
I didn't think it was possible to cum while flaccid without abusing your prostate and giving yourself cancer. Who knew all you had to do was tickle your belly button?
Jose King
you should fight to have the law changed so he can go there and get the operation free
Bentley Bailey
kek
Thomas Russell
aw lawd he comin
Dylan Williams
aw lawd he comin
Luke Stewart
Lost and not ashamed
Dylan Edwards
When did you learn that Yea Forums was dead? I pieced it together after these started showing up in every thread.
Christian Davis
>Not "muhfugen bix nood."
I weep for this generation.
Caleb Sanders
Oh lawd he comin!
Easton Hughes
...
Ethan Mitchell
He'd.... suffocate.
Josiah Sanders
reposting memes that have been in every fucking ylyl isn't any better either, retard.
Logan Davis
What movie is this?
Fucking loved that scene
Brody Carter
Welcome to Sorites paradoxes.
Adrian Mitchell
Ok
Brody Ward
How did I lose to this
James Adams
They dont have legs to run so you fuck it.
Thats how you feed it
Zachary Reed
Aw lawd he comin
Benjamin Cook
t have meet/date her in LA
>i ended up getting sued by her for a Brooke i phone
Blake Brooks
Smokin ace's
Parker Myers
Oh father, who art in heaven, he has arrived
Leo Long
Ultra Voilet Darling
Lucas Sanders
aw lawd he comin
Jeremiah Martinez
Nigger
Justin Adams
your pic related
>see her now
Parker Wright
>Got micro-biology in this thread
Colton Hughes
He didn't start cooking meth to pay his medical bills. He did it to leave his family something since he was going to die, and had been a failure in his professional life, only amounting to be a high school teacher.
Jace Young
Not to mention breaking with the accepted doge format. Unforgivable.
Dominic Johnson
If that's an actual pic it might be because vegan shit is totally overpriced!
Noah Young
"She is neither fish nor flesh, and a man knows not where to have her."
Falstaff, "Henry IV Pt. 1" -- Act 3 Sc 3
Joshua Hughes
Aw lawd he coming
Gavin White
Hudson Reyes
Spotted the nigger
Adam Wilson
I HATE posts like this
Samuel Morris
i want her to swim onto her belly so i can see that her whole bottom half is covered except for her ass, and then fuck it
Andrew Ramirez
I had my phone stolen once when i was in highschool when i forgot it in a classroom. had a friend call it and the guy who stole it claimed it was his.
Blake Rodriguez
how about u dont reply u stupid faggot
Christian Perry
literally me though
Aiden Ward
What if I don't reply then my mom dies? I love my mom I can't take any chances.
Parker Murphy
Dude on top looks Guy on bottom deep into his eyes and say:
I wish we could cut out the middle man and it was just you and me here
Dominic Reed
Kevin Sanchez
Aw lawd he comin
Jaxson Nguyen
Zeno's paradoxes, etc. etc.
Gavin Scott
Aw lawd, he coming
Benjamin Robinson
Fuckin lost so hard
Liam White
>thumb underneath the strap
Why is that the part that turns me on the most
Connor Gray
finally, a suit that fits properly
Juan Davis
I would suspect because you're watching that girl do with her hands what you want to do with your own hands? It almost makes it think you are so close to being able to take off her clothes by looking at that pic.
Levi Anderson
Naah man I need to SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS
Jordan Ross
⟳⟳
Gabriel Wood
With who? I need to fucking know man
Matthew Smith
Aw lawd he comin
Joseph Brooks
And especially
Cause I think they were first to do stick math all wrong and then everybody started doing stick math wrong.
You don't divide the 3' stick by 2,000'.
Also some moron didn't clarify 2,000 feet. For all we know it could have been 2,000 fish.
You divide 3' by 2.
Then you divide the new 1½' stick by 2 again.
And you do that to each new number 1,998 more times.
I'm sure there's a formula to do it quicker and I'm sure it's real easy to find on Google.
But it's NOT dividing 3' by 2,000'.
That's a MUCH larger number than what you're really after.
Julian Mitchell
aw lawd he comin
Henry Rivera
Aw lawd he comin'
Caleb Harris
I love my mom too. More than anyone else alive.
And that's why I've never replied to those shitty things. Ever.
She's alive and well.
I know someday she won't be here anymore, but I know it won't be because of one of these threads.
You mother wouldn't want you to reply to that shit either.
Carter Baker
It's a split piglet
Lucas Carter
oh lawd he comin
Connor Martinez
u mom ded
Matthew Sanders
Thank you for telling me this, I love my mom because she is kind and gentle. She is the best.
But I am always scared of posts like that, so I always reply to them. Do you really think my mom wouldn't like me to reply to them?
Zachary Cooper
Daniel Hernandez
I want her to give me a blowjob - and then I'll fry her and eat her.
Connor Hughes
⟳
Noah Miller
Cooper Sullivan
i wanna fuck this cute alien. tell me there's nudes.
Lincoln Lopez
Lincoln Murphy
aw lawd he comin
Isaac Bennett
So you're saying that because of our ancestors being idiots i don't have my dream cock. Mediocre.
Brody Smith
Aw lawd he comin
Nicholas King
>no nudes
>already been taken
Ian Evans
I love how the slow nigger looks at the fast nigger as if he’s using blood magic to hold the phone on the ground. Kek
Jordan Garcia
Chase Cruz
Well, i just want to establish the most sensible question i can formulate at the moment:
HOW THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT TO IMPREGNATE A FEMALE FOR REPRODUCTION WITH THAT?
BATHE HER IN SEMEN PERHAPS?
Kayden Anderson
Eli Fisher
Gabriel Cooper
nigga what the fuck
Jayden Sanders
Parker Foster
Why would she?
They're some stupid shit that Yea Forums started.
Yea Forums started...Yea Forums...
It has no power over you.
It has no power over your mother dying.
Don't give it any credence.
Tyler Sanchez
unzips...
Owen James